Chapter Twenty-Nine: It should be green, fat, red, and thin
In the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze sends warmth into Tusu.
Thousands of households always replace the new peach with the old one.
The red lantern was hung high, Yu Qi looked at the dark night in the distance, and Wuliu Village was stained with a little red light because of the New Year. For some reason, this festive color fell on Yu Qi's eyes, and it was like the blood that rushed into the sky, which made him feel a chill rise in his heart.
"Come, let's eat!" Mrs. Tao finished worshipping the ancestors at this time, and then packed up the sacrificial tribute platform and looked at Yu Qi and Pipa.
The three of them quickly cleaned up the tables and chairs, and then a maid and a mother-in-law brought a table of good dishes, all of which were meat. Braised pork, stir-fried meat, stewed meat, beef, mutton, button meat, chicken.
Yu Qi rubbed her hands, Mrs. Tao picked up the wine jug and poured wine for Yu Qi and Pipa: "The new year is coming, let's have a toast, and wish business prosperity next year." ”
"The two of you, one like my own sister and the other like my own brother, are by my side and teach me more fun in life!" Mrs. Tao poured another glass of wine, and her eyes showed a touch of brilliance: "I hope you will be healthy, safe, and free from hunger and cold in the new year!"
"I salute my sister with a glass, it's not Mrs. Fault, I'm just afraid that Yu Qi has starved to death on the streets, and he is still begging for food in the city! Yu Qi has no long things and can't repay him, only a glass of thin wine, to do his best!" Yu Qi picked up the wine glass, his eyes showed a touch of sincerity, and said respectfully to Mrs. Tao.
"Silly boy, you are my brother, don't say those polite words!" Mrs. Tao looked at Yu Qi with a pair of eyes and patted him on the shoulder.
"Pipa has been with Mrs. for more than ten years, and I don't say much today, a glass of thin wine, to show my heart!" Pipa picked up the wine glass, and there was water in his eyes.
"Let's drink!" Mrs. Tao said, holding her glass.
The three of them raised their glasses and drank together, Yu Qi sandwiched chicken legs for Mrs. Tao and chicken wings for the pipa, and in the wine, all the dishes fell into Yu Qi's belly.
Looking at the two drunk women, Yu Qi shook his head, stretched out his hand to pick up the two, and then put them into the soft collapse.
Looking at the candle flame in the wind, there was a faint sound of firecrackers, the cold wind rolled up and blew the curtain dimmed, Yu Qi blew out the candle, and then took off his coat, stepped over Zhu'er and Mrs. Tao, and got into the quilt.
"Xianggong~" The drunken Mrs. Tao snorted, like an octopus, wrapped up, her mouth was like an orchid musk, and she didn't know when her fingers were like a spirit snake and got into Yu Qi's clothes.
There was a hint of cool fingers in the warmth, which made Yu Qi's skin tremble, and his blood gushed in an instant.
In the dark night, there was a sound of screaming, and Mrs. Tao slowly removed her clothes at some point, leaving only a belly pocket, which could not hide the fullness and whiteness of her chest.
"Madam!" Yu Qiru was struck by lightning, his breath was short, and he couldn't help but shout, grabbing Mrs. Tao's palm groping up and down.
"How did Xianggong get smaller today!" Mrs. Tao was drunk and hazy, and her body actually rode on Yu Qi's body, and then pressed it down, ripped off the last cover on her body, and pressed it up.
"Xianggong~, since you got married, you haven't touched me!It's been seven years!It's been seven years!You haven't touched me for seven years!" Mrs. Tao's voice was full of pain, struggle, and self-blame, and she frantically removed Yu Qi's clothes: "I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it! I don't know why!
"No, if it goes on like this, something big will happen! Mrs. Tao is drunk, coupled with the mutual traction of pure yin qi and pure yang qi, there will inevitably be a big problem!" Yu Qi was anxious at this time, his eyes showed a touch of solemnity, and he wanted to turn over and sit up, but at this time, Mrs. Tao was naked, how did you tell him to start?
"Tear Pull~"
The sound of the cloth tearing was particularly eye-catching in the dark night, Yu Qi only felt that the lower half of his body was cold, and then hurriedly looked at it, and the shorts were torn by Mrs. Tao and abandoned outside the bed.
"Oh no!" Yu Qi's heart tightened, this would be the contact between the two without interval, the warm jade and warm fragrance were simply fatal.
Yu Qi was shocked, Mrs. Tao treated herself like a mountain, how could she do such a thing as a pig and a dog?
Unable to take care of the defense of men and women, Yu Qi stretched out his hand to support Mrs. Tao's waist, and put his palm on it without leaving his hand, like a fine satin, and his skin was as white as milk.
was about to exert his strength to move Mrs. Tao down, but at this time, Mrs. Tao's body was weak, and she collapsed on her chest like a noodle, touching and rubbing without intervals, and then Mrs. Tao was already sitting down with her body weakness at this time.
The next moment, Yu Qi only felt a tightness in his body, then a pain, and then entered a cold and soft place.
Between the beds, the wheezing gradually stopped.
The overwhelming pure yin qi swept in, and the fundamental method in the body automatically operated, constantly refining the pure yin qi.
The Yuan Shen is increasing at an incredible speed, the pure yin qi is like a spring rain, and Yu Qi's Yuan Shen is the seedling who has been hungry and thirsty for an unknown amount of time under the spring rain, the bed has returned to calm, Yu Qi has a palm of his hand, moved Mrs. Tao away, and then sat up with a complicated face and wiped the dirt on his body.
Then looking at Mrs. Tao with a peach blossom face, Yu Qi couldn't help but smile bitterly, stretched out his hand to slowly wipe the dirt on Mrs. Tao's body, and then pondered a little, put on Mrs. Tao's profane pants, just looked at a pair of purple and green paw prints on Mrs. Tao's chest, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, and then clumsily dressed Mrs. Tao.
Looking at his torn shorts, Yu Qi hurriedly went down to the ground to change them, picked up the shorts and was about to throw them into the furnace fire to destroy the corpse, but inadvertently saw the blood in the fire, and couldn't help but be stunned.
The flames scorched, and the shorts turned to ashes in the flames.
Yu Qi's face was complicated: "The supernatural power has become the second level, and he may be able to cultivate in advance." It's just that the soul has been nourished by the innate pure yin qi, and there is no gain, and only when the Nine Turns Great Dao refines and condenses it, and the fundamental law lays the foundation, can the righteous path be achieved. ”
"I didn't expect the dignified Tiangang Change, the first time it was used was a matter of men and women, if it was known by the person who created the Tiangang Change, it didn't have to kill me!" Yu Qi sighed, and then slowly got back to the bed, Mrs. Tao was entangled at this time, and a touch of intoxicating red light flashed on her peach-like cheeks: "Husband~"
"Huh?"
Looking at each other, Yu Qi couldn't help but be shocked, looking at the slightly drunk eyes, but revealing most of his sobriety, revealing a light of thought.
"Oh no! Mrs. Tao has woken up!" Yu Qi couldn't help but be shocked, although Mrs. Tao's eyes were three points drunk at this time, they were seven points sober.
After exercising for so long, coupled with the harmony of pure yin qi and pure yang qi, even if you are drunk, you should be sober.
In the dark night, the eyes are facing each other, and the breathing between the mouth and nose is staggered, but there is no sound.
"No, because I have achieved cultivation, I can see Mrs. Tao open her eyes clearly, but she can't see me clearly!" Yu Qi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and he connected with a touch of knowledge.
"Husband~"
Time passed extremely slowly, and a breath was as long as a world, and Mrs. Tao's eyes blinked, and she suddenly made a drunken call, and then wrapped up like an octopus.
"Madam!" Yu Qi was helpless, but he knew that Mrs. Tao was awake at this time, so he hurriedly called in a low voice: "Wake up!"
"Huh~"
The next moment Madame Tao stuck out her tongue, and a seductive gasp rang in her ears, and she bit lightly on her ear and lips.
In the curtain, the heat heats up, and countless thoughts cross his mind.
After a cloud and rain, Yu Qi looked at Mrs. Tao who was lying beside him and pretended to be drunk, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, and then quietly wiped his body for him, and after cleaning up all the mess, he lay beside him again.
"Husband~" Mrs. Tao leaned over and snorted.
Yu Qi looked at Mrs. Tao quietly, and slowly held her in her arms, her eyes showed a touch of helplessness, a little confused, and she didn't know what state Mrs. Tao was in at this time.
However, the primordial spirit in his body was increasing rapidly, and he just wanted the method of nine turns of internal refining, but it was not so easy.
"It's here!" Yu Qi responded.
"Hmm~" Mrs. Tao answered, and then fell asleep.
At this time, it was already the second watch, Yu Qi was no longer sleepy, and he was thinking about the future with his eyes open, and he had too many doubts in his heart.
"Weird!" Yu Qi muttered: "This pure yin qi is really unusual, the yin and yang qi are blended, and the dragon balls in my body are all bigger." ”
The dragon ball, which was originally only the size of a grain of rice, has now turned into the size of a soybean grain.
The rooster crows a watch
Yu Qi sat up, began to dress, looked at the sleeping Mrs. Tao, Yu Qi shook his head with a wry smile, sat in front of the fire, and lit a roaring bonfire.
Wait until the second watch of the rooster crows
Mrs. Tao opened her eyes from inside the curtain, sat up slowly, and began to tidy up her clothes, tidying up the joy without a trace.
"Why did Madam get up so early?" Yu Qi heard the movement in the curtain, only felt that his scalp was numb, and hurriedly asked.
"I suddenly heard that there was still an account book that I didn't calculate, and I couldn't sleep!" Mrs. Tao was relieved when she got dressed inside the curtain and made sure that there were no traces on the bed, and then she straightened her mood, as usual, and opened the curtain and strode out of the bed.
"Oops~" Suddenly, Mrs. Tao's legs were weak, and she fell straight to the ground.
Fortunately, Yu Qi's hands were quick, and he hurriedly stepped forward and caught Mrs. Tao's upper body in his arms.
"Be careful!" Yu Qi said in a low voice.
"Thanks to you, brother!" said Mrs. Tao smiled reluctantly, and then slowly dropped the soles of her feet from the bed to the ground.
"I'm fine!"
Yu Qi let go of Mrs. Tao, but saw Mrs. Tao take a step and make a move, and then after perceiving Yu Qi's gaze, he only felt a hot feeling burning all over his body, and took a stubborn step: "I'm fine, I twisted my waist yesterday." ”