Sixty-six, fool Zen master

This lesson was mixed with cynicism, and people on both sides became angry. A thin old man standing under the throne yelled, "I'm going to kill you!" and as he spoke, holding a willow branch in his hand, he smashed it towards Chen Lu.

Chen Lu secretly sneered, what kind of weapon is this, he looked at it calmly, only to see that this willow branch instantly arrived in front of Chen Lu's eyes, turning into big trees, overwhelming mountains and seas to press Chen Lu. Chen Lu was shocked, and hurriedly slapped out his right palm, "Huanyu Ten Directions Heavenly Steps" triple.

Everyone saw a yellow glow against a few willow trees. The willow tree shook its branches and leaves, and little by little, it became a green light, which was mixed with the yellow light, and sometimes there was the sound of fighting. After a while, Chen Lu saw Huang Guang pause a little.

Chen Lu just tried it, seeing that the other party's skills were extraordinary, and secretly exerted his strength, an orange light flew out, and he heard the sound of a big tree falling, and the thin old man screamed, spewed out a mouthful of green liquid, and fell to the ground, turning into a dry willow tree after a while.

Chen Lu looked at it with a smile and said, "I lost my life just to open my mouth more, and I became a ghost because I was strong." Stay well, just like them, and you'll be fine! What kind of hero are you? Hey, my old man can't bear it. ”

The ebony Zen master laughed instead of being angry, and said, "Sure enough, you didn't lie to me, good exercises." ”

Chen Lu said: "There are many good things, and they are all other people's. Snatching people's love, especially forcible seizure, what is that? Not a thing, especially you, what kind of Zen master is called, I am really ashamed of you, don't say that you know my old man when you go out in the future. ”

The Zen master said, "You don't have to take advantage of these words. It's not that I'm thinking about your exercises and sword skills, I've already killed you. Come on, bring it up. ”

Before the words fell, the monster ran in with Li Xian, its fangs had already bitten into Li Xian's back, and through the thick cotton clothes, it was already oozing blood.

Chen Lu was anxious and said, "Hey, if you don't play like this, what do you want?"

The Ebony Zen Master said, "You promise me two conditions, and I will let the ranger dog send you back." Otherwise, your guy feeds my ranger dog first. ”

Damn, this is just a dog, who has ever seen a dog more than a foot long? This is a demon dog, kill him. Chen Lu secretly used his anger.

"You don't have to make up your mind, you've learned the ranger, and it's moving faster than you expected. If it doesn't work, you can try, and I can guarantee that it will kill your boss, your lieutenant envoy, before you can hit it. ”

Chen Lu really understood, and he didn't wait for him to react. Before he could react, the demon dog swallowed his horse. But through the words of this Zen master, he understood that these people didn't know that this was not Li Da.

He smiled and said, "Let me tell you the truth, our envoys have already gone west with the mission, and it doesn't matter if we go back or not. My old man really doesn't know what to say, only to give you a new title, don't call me a Zen master, just call me a fool. Oh, it's rude like this, let's call it a fool Zen master."

"You're a pediatrician, and you can't be fooled. You don't know, do you? We've already inquired about it, and Li Da is the envoy. Who's a fool? That's a good name, keep it for yourself. ”

People on both sides laughed a few times.

Chen Lu smiled and said, "You're right, Li Da is the right envoy." But my old man told you that this person is not Li Da. ”

"Hehe, you can make it up. This is the right envoy who went out to get it himself. The tone of his voice has lost the confidence he had just now.

Chen Lu said: "Okay, let Han Liu'er talk about it." ”

As soon as the Zen master waved his hand, the forest ranger dog brought Han Liu'er in again. The Zen master asked, "Who is this person?"

Han Liu'er said with a sad face: "It's the deputy envoy Li Xian." ”

Everyone in the hall looked surprised. Chen Lu said: "My old man didn't lie to you, right? So it's useless for you to kill us, and you've lost your yin qi in vain." ”

The Zen master said, "No matter what Li Da or Li Xian is, if you don't agree, feed our forest guard dogs." ”

Chen Lu said seriously: "Whatever you want, it is best to eat human flesh after steaming." ”

"What, you've eaten human flesh?"

Chen Lu is still a serious nonsense: "My old man is responsible to tell you, I have eaten all kinds of meat, or I am not interested in you monsters and monsters, otherwise I would have tasted it a long time ago." Hey, fool Zen master, my old man will discuss with you, it's a pity to feed the dogs with such a big person, leave their hearts to me. I took it to honor the master and ate it with vinegar, which was very fragrant. ”

This ridicule completely angered the ebony Zen master, and he was furious and said, "I've put up with you for a long time, first steam this Li Xian, and then eat this bullshit Pingzhang." ”

It's okay, just waiting for your words, Chen Lu said: "Wait, stop, how about it? Expose your broken cheeks (flaws), right? Fool Zen master, you are really bewitched by others." My old man won't tease you anymore, let me tell you the truth, my 'Ten Directions of the Universe' has reached the fifth level, and I don't know how to achieve it myself, and I can't teach you at all. Someone wants my life, and you've been shot by someone. ”

"How do you know?"

"There is nothing that my old man doesn't know, I know astronomy, I know geography, three tombs and five classics, eight ropes and nine hills, ......"

"Stop, stop, answer positively. ”

"Okay, you're boring, let me show off my old man. At the beginning, I suspected that this was the case, and I was not sure, but what you said was true. Now the Celestial Empire no longer has this official title, only the demon thief still calls me like that, have you seen this demon thief?"

"To tell you the truth, I didn't see this person, he sent me a message, but he didn't tell me whose idea it was. ”

It's really ghostly, changing tricks to entertain me, Chen Lu thought of this, and said loudly: "You don't use your brain to think about it, you will have to pay it back sooner or later." Once you kill us, make a big mistake, and what kind of immortals do you cultivate, Our Lady of Taiyuan will definitely let you be crushed to pieces, and you will be crushed to the bottom of the North Sea as a ghost. My old man advises you, now rein in the precipice and let us go, I don't have the same knowledge as you, just treat it as if nothing happened. ”

Without waiting for the Zen master to speak, there were voices of crusade against Chen Lu on both sides. They are all waiting for this "Ten Heavenly Steps of the Universe". The Zen master waved his hand to silence everyone and said, "You see, this is everyone's opinion." I'm a very democratic person, where to go, you make a quick decision, and drive dozens of numbers. ”

"I'll play this, is there anything new?"

"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven......"

"Let me think about it. Chen Lu saw that the forest ranger dog was already impatient, Li Xian and Han Liu'er were already fainting with fright, these two guys, just faint and play if they have nothing to do, they are really born to faint. At this critical moment, a green bamboo stick hit the head of the demon dog, and the demon dog fell to the ground with a scream.

The familiar voice in the air reached Chen Lu's ears: "Husband, save him, he is our son Guanyin slave." Hold on a little longer, and it will be dawn. All you have to do is chant the spell to collect the sword, and the green dragon sword will return to your waist, so don't show mercy to these strange creatures, and watch their performance. And then it was silent again.

Chen Lu recited the incantation, only to see a green dragon flying from the main hall, returning to Chen Lu's waist, and even the sword scabbard was hanging on his waist. He saw the surprised expressions on these people's faces, and knew that they had not noticed any external force, and must not have heard the woman's voice.

Chen Lu said proudly: "How is it, do you still want to eat my old man's meat?"