084 Cute Elf, King of Cowhide
Red belly pocket, bare feet, cowhide cloak, big eyes, bones, horn braids, jumping rabbit fast, white fat and fat palms.
Pulling pig ears, pulling belly flowers, a mouthful of fish fat and a mouthful of spicy, sticking out the tongue, pouring wine urgently, drinking the atmosphere in the cup, the Pleiades are struggling, and the pink carved jade pecks like a baby.
Lin You's heart was amazed like turning over the river and the sea, and he saw a white and white chubby person who was only the size of his palm, with a pink carved jade peck, like a doll of a baby in the Three Dynasties, "humming and humming", moving wine on the left, moving the plate on the right, jumping east and west on the round table, enjoying the delicacies, and eating with a mouth full of oil!
"Hiccup, it's delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious dish in a long time!"
The strange little doll eats the ground with a round belly, burps, sits on the table, and the red belly pocket embroidered with double carp on the body is slightly turned up, revealing the small chirp between the legs.
The little guy rested for a while, touched the horn braids on the top of his head, turned his big eyes and bones, suddenly took off a few holes in the cowhide cloak behind his back, and spread out the table!
I saw him get up, his fat white body staggered, and went to bring a few uneaten delicacies from the plate and put them on the broken cowhide that was spread out!
Yo he! It's not enough to eat it, this weird little guy still has to pack it?
Lin You looked extremely cute, and suddenly teased his heart, got up suddenly, and roared "Hey", and the room buzzed!
The sudden huge roar frightened the little guy who was pouting and packing his bare ass "Ah" jumped up three feet high, dancing in mid-air with a frightened face, and the little foot stepped in the void, and was about to run away!
Suddenly, a big hand of lightning reached out and grabbed him around the waist with great precision, and grasped him firmly like an iron pincer!
"Say, what are you?"
Grabbing the little guy close to his eyes, Lin You's eyes stared straight at him, bluffing his face, and making a threatening appearance!
"Let go of me, let go of me, let go of the big man, if you don't let go, the deity will be rude to you!"
The little guy was coaxed, and when he saw that the person who caught him was the big human man at the table just now, he couldn't help but bluff with a small face, the threat of milk and milk fierceness!
"Yo he! the little guy is quite sideways?"
Lin You was surprised, picked up a chopstick casually, knocked on the door of the little family's head, "dong dong" sounded, knocking on the ground like a wooden fish, the little guy's eyes were dizzy, his small mouth was wide open, and saliva was left on his hands!
It's not light or heavy, it knocked more than a dozen times, and seeing that the little guy was almost silent, Lin You stopped!
With a shake of his hand, he woke up the strange little fellow, and he shouted loudly: "Little one, tell me honestly what your origin is, if you dare to lie to me, beware that I will swallow you in one bite!"
The bloody mouth opened in front of the little guy's eyes, and Lin You made a gesture to stuff the little guy into his mouth, and he screamed loudly and begged for mercy!
"Don't, don't, don't eat stones, stones say everything!"
Looking at the blood-red mouth, the inside was pitch black like a bottomless demon cave, and the little guy who called himself a stone had a pale face, and immediately begged for mercy, and he didn't dare to show any more strength!
Oh, can't it cure you?
Seeing that the little guy in his hand was soft, Lin You smiled secretly in his heart, his face turned straight, and he said in a deep voice again: "Say, what are you? Where did you come from? What are you doing in my house?"
"You are the thing, your whole family is the thing! The stone is the psychic king, the Nine Heavens True Immortal, the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, but it's not something you can offend, mortals, acquaintances, let me go quickly!"
The little guy bluffed a baby fat face and once again intimidated Lin Youlai!
I'll go, are you a goldfish? The memory is only seven seconds? I asked you something, and you set the score for me?
Lin You was speechless, picked up the chopsticks, and made a gesture to knock on his head again!
"Don't! I said, I said, the stone said it is not okay?" the little fellow immediately begged for mercy, poor wretch!
"Hmph!
Knocking lightly on the door of the little guy's head, Lin You asked again!
"The stone is a psychic king, come from the spiritual realm, rest in your house, and eat something! Hmph! This great immortal eats a little food from you, it is your blessing! mortal, don't you let me go quickly?"
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Hey, little guy, you have a little eyesight, can you? You're being caught in the palm of my hand now!
Spit out in his heart, Lin Youxiao glanced at the stone that claimed to be the psychic king, stretched out his finger and poked his fat little face, and scolded the little guy directly!
Looking at his fierce appearance, Lin You quickly thought about the origin of the little guy!
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, raised his hand and picked up the "Ten Thousand Souls" that was put aside, and flipped it quickly!
"Hey, big man, let go of me, if you don't let go of the stone, the psychic king will have to use his magical powers!"
"Okay!
Lin You didn't raise his head, and answered casually while flipping through the book!
He looks so indifferent, the little guy is flushed with anger, and he screams!
Suddenly, the sound of flipping through the book stopped, Lin You pointed to the previous page of "Ten Thousand Souls", and spoke out curiously!
"The king of cowhide, the size of a palm, white and fat, looks like a five-year-old child, wearing cowhide, wearing a red belly pocket, and vertical horn braids!"
"You are the king of cowhide, your whole family is the king of cowhide, and the stone is the king of psychics!
Hearing Lin You's words, the little guy's face changed, and he immediately denied it loudly, as if he was extremely unhappy with the title of "King of Cowhides"!
Lin You glanced at him curiously, and continued to read the introduction recorded in the "Ten Thousand Souls"!
"The king of cowhide is a psychic world, and he can listen to the strange things that happen in the region and the like, and after processing it, he will turn it into his own experience and brag to the people he knows!"
"Because of his supernatural ability in the psychic world, he calls himself the king of psychics!"
"But because he likes to brag, he often doesn't tell the truth!"
"The cowhide king wears a cowhide cloak with him, it's useless, but he attaches great importance to it!"
"The holes in the cowhide more or less represent the status of their kind, and the fewer the holes, the higher the status!"
"Similarly, the fewer holes in the cowhide cloak, the more realistic the cowhide it is blowing!"
"If you meet the Cowhide King, after you catch him, as long as you hold his cowhide cloak in your hand, he will be at your disposal!"
Reading this, Lin You raised his head with a wicked smile on his face, and the face of the little guy who called himself a stone changed greatly!
"Nonsense, it's all nonsense, what is said in this book is false, don't believe it, big man!"
The stone anxiously told Lin You, indicating that he was not a cowhide king!
It's a pity that Lin You didn't believe it at all, seeing his anxious appearance, he was even more convinced that this little guy should be the cowhide king mentioned in "Ten Thousand Souls"!
I saw him smile "hehe", and raised his hand to stretch out the big cowhide that the little guy on the table wanted to use to pack food!
"Don't! Don't touch my cloak! Big man, don't move! You're moving, the stone is going to use supernatural powers? Wow, stop, watch me devour the sky, woo!"
The little guy opened his mouth wide and bit into Lin Youhu's mouth, biting Lin Youhu's mouth slightly painful!
It's a pity that that's it!
Lin Youying Dragon Pan cultivated to the fullest, his body transformed, and then he stepped on the first trail, and his physique changed again, compared to ordinary monks, his body was so strong that he was perverted!
The skin on his body is much tougher than the skin of a bison, how can this little creature bite it?
He didn't care about the slight pain in the tiger's mouth, raised his hand and picked up the little calf skin spread out on the table, and sneered: "Little guy, the greed is not small, and he didn't forget to pack it after eating, he deserves to be caught by me!"
As he spoke, he pulled slightly in the little guy's desperate eyes, and pinched the cowhide between his fingers!
Casually took the cowhide cloak to the little guy and shook it, Lin You gently threw the stone and threw him on the table!
"Give me back my cloak!"
As soon as the stone landed on the table, he kicked his short legs suddenly, and his body rushed into the sky like a small rocket, grabbing the cowhide in Lin You's hand!
Lin You flicked his wrist slightly, dodged the little guy, raised his eyes, and was surprised to find that the little guy stepped on the air, ran in the void, circled, and the soles of his feet rushed towards him with fire on the cowhide between his fingers!
Dodging again, Lin You pulled the cowhide with both hands and threatened: "Stop! If you grab it again, I'll tear the cowhide!"
As soon as these words came out, the little guy instantly paused in the void, and a pair of big black eyes glared at him fiercely!
"Hey, hey, hey!" Lin Youxiao treacherously, shook off the cowhide cloak, turned to face the round table, picked up chopsticks, took a bite of food, took a sip of wine, and asked the stone with a smile!
"Tell me, what skills do you have, and what are you doing in the Demon Palace?"
He vaguely guessed that the small disturbance in the Demon Palace in the past few days was probably caused by the little guy in front of him, and the treasure house of the Demon Palace was probably stolen by him!
Seeing that his cloak was pinched by the hateful big man, the little stone in the void puffed up his small face into a bun angrily, but he was helpless!
No, I had to answer Lin You's question unhappily!
"Hmph! Of course the stone has something to do here! As for the skill of this king...... Mortals, listen up!
This king is the heavenly venerable, the nine heavens of true immortals, calling for wind and rain, overwhelming mountains and seas, moving stars and changing the moon, and moving the world...... Omniscient, omniscient, omniscient......"
Speaking of skills, the little guy immediately puffed up his head and said a lot of unheard of supernatural powers!
What flat land pulls out peaks, the sea makes land, what spirit sinks through the ages, dreams back to three thousand, or the sun is destroyed, the sky is deserted...... Wait, listen to the forest and be stunned. Seeing Lin You stunned for a moment, Xiaoshi was very proud, suddenly stopped talking, crossed his waist in the void, and laughed!
"Mortal, be afraid, if you are afraid, hurry up and return the cloak of the stone, maybe there are a lot of stones, maybe you will be spared!"
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Lin You was speechless and looked at the little guy's waist almost bent behind him, and suddenly sneered disdainfully.
"Yo yo yo, blow, blow hard! What is the spirit of eternity, dream back to three thousand, your cowhide can blow really big enough!"
Lin You smiled, suddenly unfolded the little calfskin in his hand, pointed to the dozen holes on it, and sarcastically shouted, "Look!
Hoarse!
Xiao Shi's laughter, which was laughing and arrogant, stopped abruptly, looking at the dozen or so holes in the cowhide cloak in front of Lin Youzhan in front of him, his little face instantly turned red, and he was hot, and he was ashamed to find a crack in the ground to hide!
"That, that...... These holes are, they are...... Yes, it was bitten by a moth, not blown by a stone!"
The little guy insisted that his cowhide was bitten by moths, turned his head with his little hand behind his back, whistled, and didn't dare to look at Lin You's sarcastic eyes!
Yo drink, it's really the same as said in "Ten Thousand Souls", the cowhide king is most afraid of people making fun of him with the holes in his cloak?
Looking at the little guy's shy and cute appearance, Lin You almost laughed, he quickly held back, and said, "Little guy, let's say, you steal my food, how can I compensate me?"