Volume 1 The Human World Chapter 3 Qingshui Town
The ground was muddy after the rain, and it was a little slippery when walking, so you had to be extra careful.
There are still a lot of water droplets left on the branches and leaves of the tree, just wait for a gust of wind to blow, so that you can compete for the next light rain in the tree.
"Where should we go in such a large forest?"
Zhang Haomin stood on a boulder, tiptoeing into the distance, looking at it, as if he was in a vast green forest, and there was no way out.
"The hosts, us. ”
"Stop, didn't you say it, don't call me master!"
"So, what should I call it?"
Xiaoyao shrank his head, not knowing what to say, so he had to stand there with an embarrassed pestle.
"Well, just call me by my name. ”
"Name? ”
Seeing that Xiaoyao was a little hesitant, Zhang Haomin thought that he was still a little restrained and didn't dare to scream, so he smiled and waved his hand and said.
"If you call you, you can call it, there are not so many rules. ”
"Well, no, me, I just don't know what your name is. ”
Zhang Haomin felt a little blushing at this time, and he was embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into, in order not to let the atmosphere continue to be embarrassing, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand and introduced himself loudly.
"My name is Zhang Haomin, you can call me Haomin in the future. ”
Xiaoyao saw Zhang Haomin's outstretched hand, and for some reason, he looked at him with wide eyes and doubts, and asked.
"What do you want?"
Damn, shake a fart hand, how did you forget that this guy wasn't a modern man. So Zhang Haomin stretched out his hand, silently bent down, lowered his head and pulled the already tight shoelaces again.
"Nothing, which direction should I go?" ”
"Oh, a short walk east there is a small town where we can settle down. ”
"Then let's go. ”
After walking a few steps, Zhang Haomin reacted, there is a town in the east, how did this guy know?
"By the way, how did you know there's a small town to the east?"
Xiaoyao pointed to his head and said.
"This distance is completely perceptible to the divine sense. ”
"Divine sense?"
All of a sudden, Zhang Haomin's mind was full of thoughts, what kind of original spirit was out of the body, what kind of supernatural powers such as flying into the sky and the earth, reclamation and moving mountains, etc., came and went, it was simply longing for a long time.
"And when am I going to learn these things?"
"You, wait until I see what state you've reached. ”
Xiaoyao walked in front, and Zhang Haomin asked behind: "Then when will you show me?"
"Then at least settle down first. ”
"Oh, yes, it's not a good place in the middle of nowhere. ”
The two of them walked without saying a word, and they walked for more than an hour unconsciously, Zhang Haomin's legs and feet were a little sore, but he still couldn't get out of this forest.
"Didn't you say this distance, why haven't you walked for so long?"
"That's right, it's a little distance, it's just that you're walking too slowly. ”
"Slow? My feet are going to grind out and blister, or is it slow? Damn, don't go. ”
Saying that, Zhang Haomin sat on the ground and didn't leave angrily.
Xiaoyao looked back at Zhang Haomin helplessly, and he didn't know how to persuade him, so he could only look at him there.
Zhang Haomin looked at the pestle there like a piece of wood, so he was angry, and said angrily: "You just look at me like this?"
As soon as Zhang Haomin's words fell, Xiaoyao turned his head and looked away. Now Zhang Haomin is even more angry, and he can't wait to take off his shoes and throw them over, and smash them on Xiaoyao's head.
However, although he was a little angry, Zhang Haomin's mind turned extremely fast, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he had an idea and shouted at Xiaoyao.
"You guy, you keep saying that you want to recognize me as the master, and now the master is too tired to walk, you only know where the pestle is? Don't forget, you are still on probation, I can fire you at any time. ”
"Dismissal?"
"That's right, it's just for you to roll up and leave, where did you come from, where do you go back. ”
As soon as he heard this, Xiaoyao couldn't help but be taken aback, he was originally a chess piece that escaped from the damn chessboard, if he returned to that chessboard and turned back into a chess piece, where would he want to?
"So, what should I do?"
Obviously, Zhang Haomin's trick of knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger was very effective, and scared Xiaoyao one by one.
"Well, since I'm tired of walking and don't want to go, then you can carry me on your back. ”
"Doesn't that work, I'm not a mount, what do I look like with you on my back? ”
"Hey, what you're saying, do you have to be a mount to carry people? Besides, I'm your master, what's the matter? You don't listen to what the master says. ”
Xiaoyao was obviously reluctant, and muttered in a low voice: "You haven't signed a contract, you can only be regarded as half a master." ”
"What? What are you talking to yourself there?"
After all, Zhang Haomin hadn't started cultivating yet, otherwise he would definitely be able to hear what Xiaoyao was muttering clearly.
"No, nothing. But you really can't walk?"
"Nonsense. ”
"Well, then I'll just take you to that town. ”
Seeing that Xiaoyao compromised, Zhang Haomin's little abacus succeeded, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud.
"Yes, you just have to take me to that town. ”
So Xiaoyao walked to Zhang Haomin's side and pulled him up, but instead of squatting down to carry him, he grabbed his arm.
Just when Zhang Haomin was puzzled and about to ask Xiaoyao why he didn't squat, everything in front of him instantly became overlapping, and the picture flashed, and the two appeared in front of the town's archway.
The archway is engraved with three big characters of [Qingshui Town], but the town character is a traditional character.
"Damn, so amazing?"
Zhang Haomin looked at Xiaoyao in surprise, his unbelievable gaze was a little embarrassed.
"In such a flash, there it is. What kind of supernatural power is this?"
"Shrink the ground into inches. ”
"Damn, it's amazing. You have such a powerful supernatural power, why didn't you do it early, and I walked for so long in vain. ”
"Didn't you say go. ”
"When did I say that?"
"When I first came out of the cave, you said, where should we go in such a large forest?"
Standing on tiptoe, looking at it, imitating it vividly, obviously reminded by him like this, Zhang Haomin also thought about it, and it was inevitable that he was a little embarrassed.
"This is not the other. ”
Xiaoyao looked at Zhang Haomin suspiciously, not understanding what the difference was.
"Oh, you elm head, I can't tell you clearly. ”
With that, Zhang Haomin took the lead in entering the town.
Xiaoyao whispered disdainfully in the back: "It's not that you can't walk anymore, and you're still walking so fast." ”
But when you enter the town, the more you go inside, the more Zhang Haomin becomes blindfolded, whether it is the style of the house or the surrounding environment, it is completely like an ancient town, without the slightest modern atmosphere.
When he met the first big living person, he almost screamed, because this person looked like in the TV series no matter how he was dressed, with a long shirt and hair.
Zhang Haomin couldn't help but mutter: ", I won't be at some film and television base." ”
So he secretly stepped forward and said, "Big brother, what kind of movie are you making?"
I saw that the man looked Zhang Haomin up and down, and walked away by himself, and even had a disgusted expression in his eyes, as if he was hiding from a freak.
Looking at this person's expression, Zhang Hao almost scolded angrily, if it weren't for the fact that this is a film and television base, and it doesn't sound good to spread out, he would definitely step forward and reason with that person.
"Lao Tzu is well-cultivated, and he is too lazy to care about you. ”
Xiaoyao followed behind Zhang Haomin, seeing and listening to all this really, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and his face turned red.
Zhang Haomin continued to walk forward with a big grin, listening to the voice, there were people in front of him, I am afraid that it is a busy place, there should be a lot of people, maybe it is the set.
Growing up so big, he had never seen a movie made, and he couldn't help but be curious and wanted to take a look.
Take a closer look, it is really a prosperous place, what pickers, cart drivers are everything, of course, what makes Zhang Haomin dizzy is the dazzling variety of snacks, it is simply a monster that seduces the soul, and he is hungry for more than one saliva.
But when Zhang Haomin rushed forward with anticipation, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, everyone seemed to be hiding from the plague, avoiding him and taking a detour, and even a few vendors waved their hands and scolded.
"Where did you come from, get out of here, don't delay my business. ”
The dumbfounded Zhang Haomin looked around carefully, there were no all kinds of cumbersome high-tech, no directors in vests, and no security personnel in uniforms, so he couldn't find the slightest modern atmosphere.
Zhang Haomin looked back at Xiaoyao suspiciously, Xiaoyao was still the same old place that had not been shocked.
So Zhang Haomin fled to a deserted alley with Xiaoyao in the midst of shouting and scolding, and asked Xiaoyao.
"Where the hell is this?"
"Qingshui Town, isn't there one on the archway just now? ”
"You're not talking nonsense, I'm not blind, I can't see those three words? I'm asking you, where is this?"
"Qingshui Town. ”
Zhang Haomin was about to be blown up, but after thinking about it carefully, there was indeed a problem with his question, so he asked in a different way.
"Where was the place where I was playing chess with that old man with the white beard?"
"Heaven and earth. ”
"Where is Outer Heaven?"
"The Outer Heaven is the highest level of the Immortal Realm. ”
Zhang Haomin rolled his eyes angrily, and after going around for most of the day, this guy finally said that he was on time, so he continued to ask.
"Since it's the fairy world, what kind of place is this?"
"O mortal. ”
The answer blurted out by Xiaoyao made Zhang Haomin stunned for a moment, at this moment he felt that he had two big heads, as if he was in a different world, and everything was completely wrong.
"Wait, let me wisp. The mortal world should not be lined with high-rise buildings, with cars passing left and right on the road, and everyone holding a mobile phone in their hands, living a life of glittering lights and drunkenness. ”
Xiaoyao looked at Zhang Haomin with a confused face, completely unaware of where he was, let alone what the car and mobile phone were.
The two chatted like this, and finally Zhang Haomin came to a conclusion that shocked him.
"I crossed over?"