Chapter 17: The monkey's head pretends to have amnesia
"Bang!" There was a loud bang, and the monkey's head shell was hit hard and fell to the ground.
"Shabi monkey, his temperament is quite big!"
The weight of the golden mallet itself has reached millions of catties, and coupled with the superposition of Fahai's own strength, its strength has reached an unimaginable level. Although Sun Monkey had a copper head and iron bones, he was still dizzy from this blow, and he went into shock.
After carefully looking at the unconscious monkey, Fahai couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"The dignified Monkey King is less than four feet tall, but only one meter three. Hahaha...... Alas, let's see how he is in the realm first. ”
With a movement of his mind, he used his eye of insight, and Sun Wukong's various data appeared in front of him.
Monkey King (Lingming Stone Monkey)
Realm: Taiyi Yae
Abilities: Bronze Head and Iron Bone, Seventy-two Transformations of the Earth, somersault cloud
Weapons: Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick
"Wow! Fahai couldn't help but exclaim.
From the perspective of cultivation, Sun Wukong's cultivation is obviously far better than his own. If it is the strength of mana or the diversity of supernatural powers, he is definitely not his opponent.
But if it is hand-to-hand combat, he who has both a strong body and the divine power of a dragon elephant is obviously superior.
"Huh......" A few mutters came from the monkey's mouth, and then I saw Sun Wukong's body move and wake up.
Fahai clasped his hands on his chest, looked at him condescendingly, and asked, "Now be honest?"
Originally, he was ready for the monkey to be angry and attacked, but after reading the news, Sun Wukong did not have an angry look on his face after waking up, but a blank look.
"Hey, isn't my grandson at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain?"
"Ah, master, did you save my grandson from the mountain?"
Fahai frowned.
"Amnesia?"
Sun Wukong still looked at Fahai with a harmless face, and then knelt down with a plop.
"Thanks to the master's rescue, please accept my grandson's worship!" After speaking, he kowtowed his head with a bang.
Seeing that he had a good attitude, Fahai nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, since that's the case, I'll take you as an apprentice. ”
"Master, Guanyin Bodhisattva once promised me to protect you to the west, and after the deed is completed, you can get the golden body of positive fruits, without further ado, let's go on the road!"
Seeing that he was so active, Fahai was a little unsure.
"This doesn't look like him! Why did this mallet go down, and his personality changed so much? Could it be that he was too heavy just now? Alas! It's all because the mallet given by Lao Zhao is too powerful, and you have to be more leisurely next time you hit someone. ”
Fahai tried his best to put on a majestic demeanor, and said in a deep voice:
"It's rare that you are so sincere, and it is not in vain that you have to work hard to rescue you. Okay, let's get on the road. ”
Since the relationship between the master and the apprentice has been established, it is reasonable to call them "grandfather and son" in terms of seniority.
"Okay, master. ”
Fahai took the Gengjin mallet back into his body, then turned over and got on the horse, Sun Wukong stepped forward to take the reins, and the master and apprentice walked west.
After crossing the Five Elements Mountain, they entered the Tatar realm, and the master and apprentice walked for most of the day, traveling dozens of miles.
When it was almost dark, I found a dry land next to a big tree. Wukong volunteered to find some dead wood and make a fire, and the place where the two of them stayed tonight was settled.
The master and apprentice gathered around the fire, Fahai leaned against the trunk of the tree with his back, and whenever he was about to rest, the monkey next to him always jumped out at the right time.
This makes Fahai deeply agree with a point of view.
- Monkeys are not a species that has stopped.
"Master, are you thirsty?"
"Not thirsty, thank you. ”
"Are you hungry or not, master?"
"Not hungry!"
The monkey asked again: "Then master, are you cold, my grandson is cold enough now." ”
Fahai frowned and glanced at the monkey without a wisp, and couldn't help but say, "You are still afraid of the cold in this sweater and pants?"
Sun Wukong smiled.
"It's not a secret, although my grandson is not a person, he also knows that etiquette is shameful, which is always naked. I don't know if you have spare clothes, and let the old grandson cover his shame. This will not lose your face, master, right?"
Fahai felt that this was reasonable, and nodded: "Well, that's a problem. ”
But he stomped and touched all the property in his hand, in addition to the Jinlan robe he was wearing, where was there a change of clothes?
After only a moment of hesitation, Fahai simply left only the brown monk's robe lined inside, took off his robe and threw it directly.
"Well, let's put on the top for a while. ”
Sun Wukong looked surprised. "Thank you, master, this dress is so beautiful. Hey, hey, hey......"
"Alright, sleep!" After Fahai finished speaking, he ignored him, scattered his consciousness, and fell into sleep.
At the fourth watch of the night shift, Sun Wukong's closed eyes opened suddenly, and his fiery pupils flashed two fine lights in the dark night.
His gaze turned and fell on Fahai, who was sleeping soundly on the side. Sun Wukong plucked a hair from his head and blew it towards Fahai.
The slender monkey hair spontaneously combusted in the air, turning into a cloud of green smoke and burrowing into Fahai's nostrils.
When the green smoke was completely inhaled, Fahai's wheezing in sleep could be clearly heard becoming heavier.
"Hey...... My grandson will use a little trick, and let your old monk sleep more deeply, and then let you taste my grandson's stick. ”
Sun Wukong's eyes locked on his body, and a hideous killing intent appeared on a monkey's face again.
The reason why Fang Cai pretended to be "amnesia" was actually for revenge at this moment. Let the other party relax their vigilance in full trust of themselves, coupled with spell hypnosis, such a feeling of stealing chickens and dogs and attacking behind their backs is really TM exciting.
"Hmph, but the little minion who has just entered Taiyi dares to offend your grandfather. With your virtue, you still want to be my grandson's master?
As he spoke, he took out the golden rod from his ear and slammed it down on Fahai's head.
"Old monk, watch the fight!"
The golden hoop rod weighs 13,500 catties, and the power of its swing can be imagined. But at the moment when the iron rod hit Fahai's body, only the trills of gold and iron intersecting were heard from the "bell".
It was like hitting a golden bell, and a powerful force of shock came from the rod, and the monkey did not hold it for a while, and the iron rod came out of his hand.
Fahai turned over in a daze, muttering indistinctly:
"Hmm~~ Don't make a fuss, what time is it?"
And his body was undamaged, as if he had only been bitten by a mosquito.
“............”
Witnessing this "absurd" scene in front of him, Sun Monkey's jaw was so frightened that it hung on the ground.
"Holy, why is this old monk so hard?"
"Wow, even so, I will never make you an old monk!"
When the violence failed, his nature as a monkey would not allow him to stop there. In line with the principle that if you don't die, you will also be disgusted, Sun Monkey shifted the target of revenge to Fahai's private property.
Untie the horse's reins and slap the horse's buttocks. The horse was in pain and ran away.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Run, run farther, and let this old monk walk to the west on two legs. ”
When he drove the horse away, he took up the nine-ring tin staff, plucked both ends, and broke it in two. After doing this, a pair of monkey eyes stepped around and saw that the old monk's only remaining property was the Jinlan robe worn on his body.
When I took it off and was about to tear it off, I suddenly remembered that I was pointing to this robe to cover my shame.
"Well, this robe is quite pretty, but it's a little bigger. Trim it at your leisure and change it to a pair of pants!"
After the monkey head finished speaking, he drove the somersault cloud with a wicked smile on his face and flew eastward.
At the same time, in the Great Leiyin Temple of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, Rulai, who was lecturing to the Bodhisattvas and Arhats, suddenly had a speech.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was listening to the lecture, saw it and asked, "World-honored one, what's wrong?"
Rulai said in a deep voice: "I just felt that the nine-ring tin staff given to the person who learned the scriptures was deliberately destroyed. ”
As soon as these words came out, Guanyin's face suddenly became ugly, the look in her eyes changed endlessly, and her jade face was iron-blue, only to hear her say angrily:
"The bold Fahai dares to be so rebellious!"
After Guanyin finished speaking, he got up and left his seat, walked to Rulai and knelt down.
"If the disciple chooses someone carelessly, please punish the world. ”
Rulai shook his head and said:
"I can't blame you for this, if the machine is ignorant today, even I can't understand it, some things are out of control, and it is inevitable that they will be unavoidable.
It's just that in order to ensure that the great cause of learning from the scriptures can be successfully completed, the people who learn from the scriptures really need to beat it up. ”
Guanyin's face was a little hesitant, and she only listened to her:
"World Venerable, I can't hide it, Fahai is a bit deviant compared to ordinary Buddhist disciples, if you coerce him by force, I'm afraid it will be useless. ”
Rulai shook his head slightly, and said: "The so-called beating is not blindly suppressed, it must be graced and powerful, and the gentle policy must be applied under the power of heaven, only in this way will he be truly convinced, and I will send someone to assist you." ”
Guanyin nodded, clasped his hands together and said, "The disciple knows." ”