Chapter 38 Tie two wine gourds and willows (ask for collection, ask for recommendation)
"By the grace of God, for all beings. Just yesterday, the Lord decided to open the door to the world and bless all people. God, what a blessing this is, and how fortunate we are to live in such a time and to enjoy such privileges. ”
"Today you have prayed all the way to see God's hidden nature, and you know that this will be the closest you can get to the light in this life. ”
"Today you come to the Gazette with courage and want to give yourself. I'm so proud of you!"
Tang Xiaotang's expression was solemn, his feelings were naturally full, and he bowed deeply to everyone when he said the word "dedication".
As soon as such words and actions came out, they made the few little guys behind him feel a little hot.
I can't help but secretly say that he is too good at fooling, what the hell is it to benefit all sentient beings, the moment closest to the light, and "dedication"!
Even the missionaries in the West are probably embarrassed to say this. Not to mention the last sentence of being proud of others, this should be narcissistic to the extent of how against the sky.
It has been said that one of the greatest characteristics of a genius is his thick skin.
Such words are perfectly suitable for Tang Xiaotang at this moment, especially when he always boasts that he is a genius.
I saw that he perfectly ignored the complicated eyes from all directions, smiled slightly, looked at the crowd and continued: "Since everyone has come to the Hidden Land, naturally they must abide by the rules here. Then please wait in line in turn, and you can enter fifteen people at a time at a time, and you must not exceed 30 minutes. ”
As soon as the words fell, the crowd in front of the gate immediately stirred, what kind of overlord clause is this, what can be done in such a short time.
As a result, a few bold people began to loudly express their dissatisfaction to Tang Xiao.
"Quiet, please be quiet!"
Tang Xiaotang seemed to have expected it early in the morning, and shouted at this moment.
His face did not change, he still maintained his previous smile, and said with the greatest politeness to the crowd in front of him: "Have you ever heard such a sentence, listen to beautiful words, eat delicious food, see beautiful women, and have beautiful dreams, these are the four fortunate things in life!"
"But everything is always about this, don't be greedy, too much will be confusing with beautiful words, food hurts the body, beauty is fascinated, and dreams are strong. Therefore, you can't listen to too many beautiful words, you can't get delicious food, you can't love too much, and you can't do too many beautiful dreams. ”
"True practice is not only to stay away from ugliness, but also to keep a proper distance from good things, so that we can see things for what they are. ”
The words fell again, and someone in the crowd questioned it again, shouting dissatisfied.
"Nonsense, what kind of statement is this, we haven't heard of it!"
Tang Xiaotang squinted at the person who spoke, was silent for a moment, and said with some contempt: "This is the remark of the two ancient saints, why do you have different opinions, let's talk about it, you dare to challenge the authority, you are very good." ”
The two ancient saints naturally refer to the two old Taoists in the view.
Such bullying words are blatant, and others naturally lower their heads and dare not say anything more.
So, Tang Xiaotang regained his previous smile, and his attitude was sincere and comforted everyone: "I can completely understand everyone's excitement, if it were me, I would be like him." But the rules set by the ancient sages always have a lot of truth, and everyone should abide by them. ”
Everyone was disdainful in their hearts, this cool thing was so beautiful.
Tang Xiaotang paused, pointed to Gusu Lanlan and Lin'er behind him and continued: "However, don't be disappointed, you have good news to tell you, the two Taoist temples are going to recruit people, and those who are interested can register with the two of them after the end." ”
"Moreover, we also offer drumming and bell ringing on important festivals. I don't think I need to introduce it too much, but it's a holy relic of the two temples, with the blessings of the two temples. ”
As soon as these words came out, they detonated like a bomb in the crowd, and everyone was in an uproar again. Especially the little girls with peach blossoms, they all screamed excitedly, and they could see the men in the painting all day long, which was the direct purpose of their going up the mountain.
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The crowd at the foot of the mountain began to line up according to Tang Xiaotang and entered the two temples in an orderly manner.
According to Tang Xiaotang's arrangement, after the fifteen people entered the view, they were led by Xiaodao Tong to visit.
Xiaodao is a little lazy, and when he walks, he is even more slow and leisurely, especially when he goes to a place, it is like he is tired enough to choke, and he always has to stop and rest for a long time.
This made the people behind him a little anxious, and they couldn't even look at the flowers in thirty minutes, and they could basically see one or two scenery. But as soon as I saw him with a dumbfounded face, I couldn't say anything serious about his stupid appearance, so I could only choose to do it again in the future.
This is naturally what Tang Xiaotang secretly taught Xiaodao Tong to do in private, and he is known for his long-term flow.
At this time, the happiest person is, of course, Tang Xiaotang.
I saw that the table in front of him was full of money, and the people who entered the customs gave only a lot more money out of respect for the two Taoist temples.
Tang Xiaotang's eyes were straight, his mouth was about to laugh to the root of his ears, and he kept counting the money on the table.
"Look, you look at the greed for money, it's really ugly. ”
A voice full of mockery, like a basin of cold water suddenly. poured it from Tang Xiao's head, drowning half of his smile.
Frowning and raising his head, Tang Xiaotang was a little dissatisfied, planning to see who was so rude and dared to treat himself like this.
However, when he saw the person coming clearly, his expression changed quickly, and he said with a smile on his face: "Haha, it turned out to be Miss Ah Si, why did you say that you were so outside, and you didn't notify you in advance, why did you wait in line for so long." There is a door in the backyard, so you can come and come directly from there in the future. ”
"Don't dare to be it, the visitor is a guest, so naturally you have to abide by the rules you set. The fourth girl replied with a cold expression.
After listening to this, Tang Xiaotang felt a little embarrassed and wrinkled his nose, and continued with some flattery: "Where is this, where can Miss Ah Si be considered a guest." When Lin Mu and I first arrived in Liangcheng, the proprietress gave us the opportunity to go up to the second floor. ”
"Humph!"
The fourth girl snorted lightly, then took out a stack of silver tickets from her arms and said, "This is what the proprietress asked me to send here, you can take it." ”
Seeing this, Tang Xiaotang immediately waved his hand and shirked it: "This can't be helped, Miss Ah Si, quickly get this money back to the proprietress." ”
"You just take it, the proprietress doesn't care about these external objects, she said to those who need it. Ah Si said lightly.
couldn't shirk left and right, Tang Xiaotang had no choice but to accept it, and when he saw the amount of the silver ticket in his hand, his expression changed slightly, each one was so big that it was scary, and the proprietress was too generous when she made a move.
"What about Lin Mu?" said the fourth girl suddenly.
Lin Mu was busy with other things in the view. Tang Xiaotang replied in a slightly sour tone.
"Oh, that, I asked you something?"
"Say!"
"Is this portrait of the man you pasted on the door of the pharmacy the same as the real person?"
Miss Ah Si suddenly had a little red cheeks, and asked with anticipation in her eyes.
Seeing that he looked at those pannympho women like this, and sure enough, in front of absolute beauty, regardless of age, Tang Xiao was a little unconvinced in his heart, but at this moment, he could only answer truthfully: "Naturally, it is the same." ”
"Then, can I go and meet him?" asked in a whisper between the fourth girl and Tang Xiaotang's ear, because there were many people in front of her who wanted to see the man, but Tang Xiaotang refused.
"Good. Tang Xiaotang's tone became more and more sour.
"That's good. The fourth girl smiled happily, her slender eyes curved like crescent moons, and then she took out a cloth bag from her bosom and gave it to him.
"No, these are also brought to me by the proprietress as well, and they are all southern miracle medicines. ”
Tang Xiaotang caught the cloth bag and glanced at it quietly, his eyes were straight in an instant, and the items inside were all flowing with divine light, and he knew at a glance that they were not mortal.
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The sky was getting darker, and the afterglow of the setting sun in the distance burned red for half of the day, and it was almost time for dinner.
However, there were still quite a few people in front of the gate, and the queue at the foot of the mountain was even longer than before.
Tang Xiaotang's mouth couldn't close when he saw it, he smiled a little annoyingly, and showed off to a few little guys around him: "Hahaha, do you see it, master, I am a genius who makes money." This casually exposed hand scared even me. ”
After hearing this, Lin Mu and the others all looked at him with a smile, and they had to admire Tang Xiao for really solving the current difficulties.
"But, what should I do when Mr. wakes up and finds out?" Lin Mu reminded.
"Haha, relax, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, have you ever noticed what is in front of the palace?" Tang Xiaotang blinked his cigarette and asked with a mysterious expression.
"What's there, Stone Lion. Lin Mu replied without thinking.
"No, no, no, are you thinking about it?" Tang Xiaotang looked at Lin Mu with a sly expression.
"What do you have to say. Lin Mu looked at him quietly and waved his fist.
"Hey, temper, you control Lin Mu. Willows, willows. None of you noticed anything more on the willow tree today, two wine gourds. From the questions of the entrance exam, I knew that Mr. Guan Master and Mr. Guan loved wine. I discussed it with Daotong, even if Mr. didn't notice, he would take him over, and waking up would be tomorrow. Haha, do you know what I mixed into the wine I gave to Mr.? Shenxian San, that's a good thing, I control the dose a little bit, anyway, the words have already been said, Mr. woke up, he can't lose his trust in the world. Tang Xiaotang helplessly spread his hands and explained.
Just when Lin Mu was about to say something, a little Daotong's scream suddenly came from the Guan Guan behind him: "Something happened!"
"Something's wrong!
"Run!"
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