Chapter 21: You Know or I Understand
Many people haven't seen the crane before, and they don't know if you want to see it, but it's here today anyway!
You see that its cry is crisp, comparable to a big goose, and it can deter Xiaoxiao!
You see it has a long neck, a pointed beak, a tall body, and long legs, which is in line with the public's aesthetics!
Look at it in black and white, and it is well versed in the harmony of yin and yang in Taiji!
Look at the vermilion on its head, this is the color of cinnabar, which can ward off evil spirits and drive away ghosts!
Look at his feathers, oily and smooth, clean and beautiful!
Look at the way it walks, noble and elegant!
Look at his flapping wings, like a dancing dancer, which is pleasing to the eye!
Don't ask where it's sold, let alone what the price is!
Because it is an endangered animal, we firmly oppose the illegal trade in wild animals!
We all have a responsibility and an obligation to protect it!
......
Last time in Qionglai Peak, He'er tilted his head to look at Meng Tian's movements, as if he was an ignorant child observing the rabbit people jumping on the ground.
Meng Tian felt that this crane should be very smart at that time.
If you are too smart, you will be at the top!
If the crane is too smart, it will have a red head!
That's right, that's how the red-crowned crane should become a crane!
Smart and beautiful, psychic and long-lived, of course people who cultivate immortals love it.
"Brother He, are you here to pick me up and go to Yan Cen Peak?"
"W-w-"
The crane flapped its wings a few times and called a few times.
Meng Tian: "Although I don't understand what you're saying, I'll just answer yes." ”
"Phew-"
"It's so hard for you!"
Looking at the ostrich-sized crane, Meng Tian walked over and touched its feathers.
"Am I riding on your back like this?"
"Phew-"
Meng Tian played the game of "vaulting" with his friends as a child, and jumped up according to the back of the crane.
Uh, I didn't jump on it.
"Ahem, Brother Crane is really tall...... That pretty boy, can you help me?"
After Liang Zai helped him climb onto the crane's back, he immediately wrapped his hands around the crane's neck.
"Then I'll go first, Senior Brother Liangzai, you use the magic talisman to help me bring the quilt and bamboo over, thank you!"
"Little junior brother, isn't Elder Taishang really angry?"
"Oh, it's okay, she's just a naughty little brat!"
After Meng Tian finished speaking, the crane flapped its wings and flew away.
"Little kid?"
Seeing that the Great Elder's Immortal Crane was ridden under Meng Tian like this, Liang Zai was not envious at all.
It's just that I have a strange idea - the little junior brother may be the illegitimate son of the head master!
It dawned on him.
"Oh, it turns out that the mother of the senior sister found out that the head of the family has a little junior brother, an illegitimate child, and ran away from home!"
The ethical relationship between our mountain gate is really complicated!
Liang Zai carried the quilt on his back, put one hand around the Luohan bamboo, and began to run the magic talisman.
On the way to Yan Cen Peak, he was still thinking nonsense.
The little junior brother is really likely to be the illegitimate son of the head master!
Otherwise, why did the head of the sect let himself help take care of him as soon as he came up the mountain!
Also, the first time the senior sister saw him, she was very close to him, wasn't this because of blood relationship?
In addition, isn't it strange that the junior brother can still practice with a Supreme Elder in the Transformation Period?
Besides, the Great Elder's Crane just casually used him as a mount? Isn't it the uncle's love for his nephew?
There are all kinds of signs that the little junior brother is really the person I need to stutter!
You see that other people's golden thread spirit fish is such a natural treasure, and if you say give it to me, you will eat it for me!
Reincarnation is good, it is willful!
My path to cultivating immortals depends entirely on you, dear junior brother!
......
Liang Zai helped put the things in Yan Cen Feng and immediately "ran away", he was afraid.
Although she hadn't officially met Elder Taishang, the legend about her in the mountain gate was quite scary.
Meng Tian had nothing to say about this.
I just forgot to ask Senior Brother Liangzi how he should rely on pills to cultivate.
Meng Tian laid out the quilt, put Luohan bamboo on the table, and was about to go to the small pool in the backyard to get some water to water it, and then heard the shout of the mother-in-law.
"Little Mencius, you are back, come quickly, there is good news for you!"
"Sister Shan, Sister Shan, you also come over, it's also good for you!"
Good news?
She knows how to remove the ice attribute from my body?
It is naturally a happy thing to be able to let himself live longer, Meng Tian eagerly walked to the room where he and Senior Sister were taught to cultivate, and saw a room full of yellow notes.
Meng Tian looked at the spells that were about to pile up, and each rune seemed to emit a golden aura.
So much?
The big guy in the god transformation period draws talismans, and it's really bullish!
The senior sister was also impressed when she saw An Ai Gang, who was about to bury herself.
"Little Mencius, come here!"
"Granny Shi, have you found a way to expel the cold in my body?"
Ann Ai gave him a blank look.
"What kind of cold qi, you remember, it's an ice spirit root, a rare spirit root, it's very powerful, you know?"
"But didn't you say that I wouldn't live to be thirty years old if I had this?"
"That's because you're cultivating too late, but I've found a way now, come, stick this to your navel!"
An Ai took out a talisman with red runes painted on it, and as she spoke, she was about to tear off Meng Tian's clothes and stick it on her stomach.
Meng Tian: "That, I'll do it myself!"
Ann Ai Gang: "Do you understand or do I understand?"
Meng Tian: "Forehead ......"
An Ai Geng: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety, which do you know?"
Meng Tian: "(⊙o⊙)..."
An Ai Geng: "Stupid, do you know four (things)?"
Meng Tian: "Got it!"
An Ai Gang: "If you know, take off your clothes quickly!"
Meng Tian turned his head to look at the senior sister next to him, a little embarrassed, turned his back to her and began to twist and fade his robe.
Ning Shanshan tilted her head sideways, and hung up high that it was none of her business.
"Sister Shan'er also has one and sticks it to the navel!"
"Aha?"
Ning Shanshan shook her head again and waved her hand: "I don't need it, Granny Shi, I'm not Bing Linggen......
Ann Ai Gang: "Do you understand or do I understand?"
Ning Shanshan: "......"
An Ai Geng: Hehe, if the experiment is successful, I will soon be able to see double cultivation!
She seemed to have come out of the pain of falling out of love, and she had a strong interest in such things as double cultivation.
"The "Thirty Days Learning Talisman Refining" that Xiao Zhengzheng brought back is very good, this kind of Qi Gathering Talisman is comparable to Qi Gathering Pill, and it doesn't need to be as troublesome as planting spirit grass!
Seeing that Ning Shanshan was still there, "Hey, Sister Shan, why don't you move?"
"Granny Shi, I, I ......"
Although Ning Shanshan has been in her twenties for ten years, she has never been in the same room with any man and stripped off her clothes.
Humanity has become civilized because of shame.
Humanity is advancing because of civilization.
Those who don't have a sense of shame should be called brutes, such as one named Yumao Village!
"In this way, you two sit back to back, each sticking a talisman, and I will guard it on the side, this is for you to protect the Dharma!"
For the sake of his own strange experiment, An Ai began to instigate Meng Tian and Ning Shanshan to sit in a reverse cultivation of the "Jade Maiden Heart Sutra"!
Meng Tianzhi didn't feel excited and excited because there was a beautiful senior sister behind him doing the same thing as himself.
Nothing is more important now than living past the age of thirty.
He put the charm on his navel, covering the dantian, and then he noticed that there seemed to be hot air currents on his skin.
It's like using a hair dryer to blow the moisture out of your belly button after taking a shower.
But Ning Shanshan is different.
"Ah...... It hurts!"