Chapter 847: Touching Porcelain?
"How could he have disappeared?"
"Ma Yuan, you killed him?"
Shen Gongbao asked.
Ma Yuan said angrily: "What the hell, I killed an air! This thing is a clone, not the body." ”
Shen Gongbao: "???"
"Impossible! I've been following him... Wait a minute... When he said to pee, did he come out?"
Shen Gongbao said with an ugly face: "It turns out that he has already seen through me! This hateful Shen Tianqi has been teasing me for so long!"
Ma Yuan frowned and said, "What kind of person is he?"
Shen Gongbao said angrily: "This person's name is Shen Tianqi, and he is a person who is afraid to see both the exposition and the interception. ”
"Oh?"
Ma Yuan raised his eyebrows, there are not many people who can make both sides dare not see.
"Then you asked me to lie that I was a disciple of the Exposition Sect, did you want to provoke a dispute between the Exposition Sect and the Interception Sect?"
Shen Gongbao immediately replied: "That's right, it's just to provoke disputes between the two sects, Brother Ma, you also know that I was the last in the ranking of the god list, I have so many things for Shang Tang, but my ranking is not as high as Jiang Ziya's wife's broom." ”
Ma Yuanyileng, "I really don't know this." ”
Shen Gongbao: "......"
"But Shen Gongbao, listening to you say this, Jiang Ziya is too unfair! His daughter-in-law Ma, an old woman, even if she becomes a god, her ranking is higher than yours, and this god list has water." ”
Shen Gongbao sneered: "Not only is there moisture, it is simply a vast ocean!"
"Even Sanxiao Niangniang's ranking is not as high as his daughter-in-law Ma's!"
"What!"
Ma Yuan exclaimed in surprise at this time, and immediately said: "This is too much! What kind of character is Sanxiao Niangniang? Even Yang Jian and Nezha had to hide far away when they saw the three of them, but the result was so low! Fortunately, I went to the West back then, otherwise maybe my ranking would be even lower!"
Shen Gongbao sneered and said, "Ma Yuan, I'll tell you that." My senior brother Jiang Ziya is narrow-minded, and in the War of the Gods, so many people died in the Sect of Sects, and most of them were ranked low! The overall ranking is not as good as the Teaching! So I said, Jiang Ziya is selfish, and this list of gods is a joke!"
Ma Yuan was also very angry when he heard this: "Shen Gongbao, this breath can't be swallowed like this!"
"Actually, I've not been free in the West all these years. ”
"The West Heaven is not allowed to eat people's hearts, and it is not allowed to eat human livers. Not only that, but I have to memorize that boring scripture every day!"
"I've had enough of it a long time ago! What did you say back then, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot! What if I became a Buddha? I was originally a demon? How could I force myself to cross it? Hahaha! Shen Gongbao, the two of us might as well join forces to do something big!"
Seeing Ma Yuan say this, Shen Gongbao's mind also became active, and he said in surprise: "Brother Ma, are you really willing to create something big with me?"
"Uh-huh!"
Ma Yuan nodded excitedly and said, "I would like to become a demon again!
"Good!"
Shen Gongbao immediately said: "Brother Ma, with your help, I think this matter will definitely be possible!"
......
Fox Hole.
Daji obediently knelt beside him, holding a plate in his hand, and respectfully stuffed a peeled grape into Shen Tianqi's mouth.
"Master, is it sweet?"
Daji said softly.
"Well, sweet, very sweet. ”
Shen Tianqi hooked Daji's face with his fingers, and then said, "Who do you know?"
Daji said: "Shiji Niangniang. ”
"Oh, Shiji Niangniang? This is a famous character. ”
Shen Tianqi touched his chin, "Let's go, take me to see her now, I want to get to know her." ”
Daji said: "Master, Shiji Niangniang has nothing to see." ”
Shen Tianqi said: "What do you know? I call it friendship! All brothers in the four seas are also." The main thing is that I have made enough friends to achieve my goal!"
Seeing that Shen Tianqi insisted on asking for this, Daji had no choice but to nod and say, "Okay, I'll take you there." ”
So Daji took Shen Tianqi to Shiji Niangniang's cave, called Shiji Cave!
However, Shen Tianqi looked left and right and found that this place was very desolate.
Shen Tianqi said: "How do you feel that no one is coming?"
Daji said, "No, no one came at all. ”
"Ouch... Ouch..."
Before Shen Tianqi could react, Shen Tianqi saw an old lady in front of him hunched over and walking leisurely.
"Ouch... Ouch..."
The old lady gasped for breath and fell to the ground with a thud.
Shen Tianqi: "???"
To help or not to help?
This is the first question that Shen Tianqi thought of, what's the matter, it's all thirty-two heavens, is there also aging?
What if it's a porcelain toucher?
What about the apathy of the human heart?
Daji said: "Ah, master, look at this person, he seems to be so pitiful. ”
Shen Tianqi said: "Daji, you go and help her up." ”
"Ahh
Daji hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Master, aren't we going to find Shiji Niangniang? Why did you run here to help people? ”
Shen Tianqi said solemnly: "Daji, your thinking is not right. ”
"We want to be friendly, harmonious, and friendly, to be helpful, and not to care about giving... To..."
Daji said: "Master, then you said so much, then you go and help." ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi immediately said: "Don't talk so much about it first, it's important to find Shiji Niangniang." ”
"Ouch... I'm from Shiji Cave. ”
Seeing that they were leaving, the old lady hurriedly said.
Shen Tianqi turned around and looked at the old lady suspiciously, "You said yes, how can you prove it?"
The old lady said: "I am willing to make a heavenly oath, if I am not Shiji, I am willing to thunder and thunder, and I will not die well." ”
Shen Tianqi glanced at the sky, as if he really didn't react.
So Shen Tianqi immediately walked to the old lady's side and prepared to help her up.
Unexpectedly, the old lady suddenly grabbed Shen Tianqi's arm and said loudly: "Oh! It's you! It's you! It's me who hit me! Someone! Help! I want to run away after hitting someone!
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi was stupid on the spot, what is this?
Blackmail?
Touching porcelain?
Please, isn't this the Thirty-Two Heavenly Immortal Cultivation Realm?
How could such a thing still come across?
If everyone gave a little love, the world would be a better place!
As soon as the words fell, I saw a boy jump out at some point, pointing at Shen Tianqi and saying, "You dare to bump into my ninety-ninety-one-year-old lady?"
Shen Tianqi: "????"
Nine hundred and ninety-one?
What's the trouble...
Shen Tianqi was about to say something, but the old lady said: "Give money! If you don't give money, you won't let you go! If you give money, you won't let you go." ”
At this time, Daji said leisurely: "Shiji Niangniang, it's almost done." ”
"This man is my master. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
The famous Shiji Niangniang, who came here to pretend to be an old man touching porcelain?