413I love carving

Chapter 413: I like carving

The fat man fell to the ground, and simply fainted with his eyes closed: how can there be such a bully who is obviously very strong, but he pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and he doesn't take such a bully.

All the fat people fainted very decisively, I can't beat it and can't escape?! Fortunately, I went down the mountain today to find Ruhua and used up the gold coins, and others couldn't find anything even if they searched their bodies. As a promising bandit, especially in this place where robbers are rampant. He's very defensive!

"Just fainted?" Yi Feng looked at the fat man who kicked him in amazement, he didn't believe that his strength had progressed so fast, he remembered that this kick obviously didn't use any force!

Yi Feng looked helplessly at the unbeaten fat man in front of him, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "People say that the fat fat is thick, and it doesn't hurt to be beaten." Why is it useless to you?"

Yi Feng was very annoyed, and finally found a living person, which could just make up for his road blindness. Coupled with the fat man's murderous robbery, isn't it best to let the fat man be the leader?

Isn't it often written in novels, the hero is robbed by robbers, and the hero is very handsome to overturn the robbers, and then accept the robbers as slaves to serve the heroes. Yi Feng felt that he was now the number one hero in the world, and the fat man in front of him was the most evil robber in the world.

"Hey, fat man, if you don't wake up, I'm going to pee on you, cough, I forgot to bring a night pot when I came out, I love the bad environment too much and don't like to defecate in the open. So, your mouth is a good choice. Yi Feng looked at the fat man and said.

This sentence made the fat man's eyelashes tremble twice, but his eyes were still closed, and there was no possibility of waking up.

Yi Feng looked at the fat man's eyelashes, and he was furious: Damn, this dead fat man is cheating! Grandma, I really think that my strength has skyrocketed, and this light kick can knock the division level unconscious, I can't imagine that this girl is a deceitful?! If this is a fight with the current heirs of the Jingyun Sect, and he overlooks his own strength, won't this make him defeat?! This fat man is too bad, he must be a spy sent by the Jingyun Sect.

Hmph! Yi Feng hated spies the most, and he felt that there was no reason to let this fat man go.

Yi Feng took out the Slender Tiger Sword from his arms, lightly scratched it on the fat man's face, and muttered to himself: "Cough, I don't have any hobbies, I just like carving? I just don't know what this fat face carves is good? Is it better to have a cat with a spring? Or a wolf with waves? This makes it difficult to choose!"

Yi Feng's words made the fat man's body shiver, he knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, he quickly opened his eyes, and couldn't help scolding in his heart: "Damn, a master actually ran out to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger." Aren't they too boring!"

"That...... Big brother, if you have something to say, don't use knives and guns, how dangerous it is!" the fat man shook off the sword that Yi Feng had placed on his face with his fingers, and said flatteringly.

"Dangerous? No, I think I'm pretty good at carving. If you don't believe us, let's try it!" Yi Feng said with a grin as he looked at the fat man.

The fat man almost wanted to cry, how could he have met such a bad star, first of all, he was disgusting and half dead, and now he actually wanted to make a carving of his face?

"Big brother, I'll give you money, please let me go!" the fat man cried with a wry smile.

"Money?!How much money do you have with your puppet?" Yi Feng looked at the fat man funny, "I can't look down on it without it?"

"Uh......"

The fat man wanted to cry, he knew that he wouldn't spend the money on the girl who was like a flower, and his daily gold coins were calculated and put on his body, and now there are two more under the foot board when he goes out. Clearly, two gold coins can't get rid of this evil star.

"Uncle...... You're doing well. I have a hundred-year-old mother and a newborn child, please let me go!" the fat man threw himself at Yi Feng's feet and cried.

"Hundred-year-old mother?!Your mother gave birth to you at the age of seventy?Tsk, your mother is so awesome, she actually had fertility at that time!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man with a look of adoration, and admired her strong mother.

"Uh......"

The fat man wanted to cry, he couldn't imagine that he usually listened to what others said, and he actually had such a language problem, why didn't he find it before?

"Uncle! I ......"

The fat man wiped a handful of tears and snot, and just wanted to say something, but he was pointed at his throat by Yi Feng's sword, and he quickly stopped.

The fat man looked at the cold sword that was close in front of him, and immediately stopped the big words below, and looked at Yi Feng with a little trembling.

"Ben Shao doesn't embarrass you, it's just a small favor for me, I'll let you go when the time comes!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man with a grin.

The fat man's eyes looked at the slender tiger sword that was about to touch him in horror, and quickly said, "What does the uncle want me to do?"

Only then did Yi Feng put away the Slender Tiger Sword and smiled at the fat man: "You know each other, are you familiar with the Jingyun Sect Mountain Gate, right? Just take me over!"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, he couldn't imagine that it was such a simple thing, he looked at Yi Feng a little strangely, this kid can't be a road blind, right? Jingyun Sect doesn't know how to go where it is so famous!

Yi Feng saw the fat man looking straight at him, his face was slightly red, and then he pointed his sword at the fat man again and said angrily: "What do you see? Hmph, if you don't agree with Ben Shao, play carving now!"

"Agreed!" The fat man was horrified, and quickly nodded in reply.

Yi Feng withdrew the Slender Tiger Sword at this time, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "This is about the same, let's go!

The fat man quickly got up and walked in front with great interest, but Yi Feng didn't notice that the fat man's eyes in front of him were turning very badly at this time. As if he was thinking about something.

Yi Feng saw that the fat man was leading the way in front, and he was in a good mood. Finally got rid of the miserable life of finding his own way. This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that this fat man is too ugly, which makes Yi Feng very confident. With a fat man by his side, Yi Feng felt that if there was a little girl or something on the road, he would definitely be able to hook up.

Didn't people say that safflower needs green leaves to get out of it? The fat man is the green leaf, with him by his side, Yi Feng thinks he is the most invincible handsome guy in the world, what kind of little girl can't hook up?!

Thinking of this, Yi Feng was in a good mood!

In the same way, after the fat man in front saw him lead the way, the evil star did not embarrass him, and he was also in a good mood, and the little eyes turned even more.

Yi Feng watched the fat man lead the way to the mountains, and he couldn't help frowning. This fat man doesn't know how to play any tricks and deliberately lead the wrong way, right? But thinking of the Slender Tiger Sword in his hand, Yi Feng felt that this fat man didn't have such courage.

It's just that if you go to the Jingyun Sect, do you want to go deep into the mountains?!

Just when Yi Feng was thinking about something, the fat man took the initiative to speak: "Uncle, do you want to choose a shortcut or a detour, if you enter the road, you will go through the deep mountains." We turned around on the left, but the distance was much longer. ”

When Yi Feng heard the fat man say this, the doubts in his heart also faded a lot, and he couldn't help laughing in his heart: A fat man is just a fat man, even if he has any tricks, can he still be afraid that he will not succeed?