Chapter 872 Take a Bath?
The Four Heavenly Kings are furious!
Dick silk?
Shen Gongbao actually said that the four of them were dicks, although they were dicks, but these words couldn't come out of Shen Gongbao's mouth!
After Shen Gongbao said this, his heart was about to regret it.
Isn't this a sign of hatred for yourself?
The four of them must have been confused by Shen Tianqi, and if they couldn't win them over, they turned to someone else.
But why do you say they're dicks? Even though they really are...
But I can't say it myself!
Shen Gongbao decided to leave here, "Several... I still have some things, just... I went first. ”
"Stop!"
"Hugh away!"
"Whoosh!"
Shen Gong Leopard turned into a leopard and left with lightning speed.
He is a leopard spirit himself, and as a leopard, he can despise most people in terms of short sprints!
Looking at the figure of Shen Gong Leopard running away, the Four Heavenly Kings are so angry!
Growth Heavenly King: "Shen Gong Leopard, don't let us catch you! Otherwise, you are good-looking!"
"Big brother, Shen Gongbao is going to rebel, if we spread this little one, won't his plan be in vain?"
The Heavenly King of Duowen thought of this idea.
"Okay! Good idea! worthy of being my brother, his IQ is in the same vein as mine!"
The Growth Heavenly King nodded, so the Four Heavenly Kings gradually spread the news!
......
"Shen Gong Leopard... Want to rebel?"
Guan Jiangkou, Yang Mansion.
I saw a man in a black and white robe holding a paper fan, fanning it slightly, handsome but a gentle appearance, in this man's body, you can feel a tranquility.
If you look at it at first glance, you would never have imagined that the man in front of you was Yang Jian, the Erlang God who killed the thirty-two heavens back then!
"Yes, master, the Four Heavenly Kings said that Shen Gongbao will re-provoke the battle between the two factions and reformulate the list of gods!"
A man dressed in black with a bone in his hand said with a reverent expression.
Compared with the dust on the body of Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, the hair of the roaring dog as Yang Jian's war pet is scattered, and although his face is pious, it is extremely sloppy.
Yang Jian blocked it in front of him with a fan, frowning: "I haven't brushed my teeth for a few days?"
The Howling Dog said weakly: "Seventy-two days. ”
Yang Jian: "......"
"It's not a time of war, and sometimes you still have to pay attention to your image. ”
Yang Jian said lightly: "I usually let you go out to play by yourself, but you have a sloppy appearance, which will make people mistakenly think that my Yang Mansion is like this." ”
"Oh~"
The Howling Dog nodded, bent his hands, and said helplessly: "Then I'll go brush my teeth." ”
Yang Jian said indifferently: "By the way, take a bath, don't stay in it for two hours, or when you come out, I still smell you... If you're angry, you won't eat tonight. ”
"Ahh
The howling dog is usually most afraid of bathing, but when the master gives an order, how can he not obey?
So the howling dog walked away with a depressed face.
"Excuse me... Is Erlang God Yang Jian here?"
When the Howling Sky Dog passed by the door, he saw Shen Tianqi and Daji.
"Daji?vixen?!"
The whistling dog immediately blurted out.
Daji said with a dark face: "Daji is Daji, what does it mean to add a fox spirit?"
"Then I'll call you, Howling Dog, would you like to hear it?"
Whistling Dog: "......"
"What are you vixens doing here? Can't you try to seduce me, a single dog?!"
The Howling Dog puffed up his chest and shook the towel on his shoulder, "Let me tell you, my Howling Dog's heart has always been with my master!
The Howling Sky Dog blocked his eyes with his hand again, "Daji, you can't seduce me, and you don't want to seduce my master." My master also made an oath that Haotian would not die and would never become a family. ”
Daji: "......"
Daji was speechless for a while, and then said angrily: "Howling Sky Dog, what do you want! I also have my own master!"
"This one, Shen Tianqi, is my master!"
Daji pointed at Shen Tianqi, and his face also showed pride.
The Roaring Sky Dog squinted his eyes and leaned forward, circling around Shen Tianqi, smelling and smelling there all the time... Smell, smell, smell...
Shen Tianqi was a little hairy by his smell, but he still said politely: "Hello..."
"Howling dog, long admired the name. ”
The Roaring Sky Dog shook his head and said, "Daji, you can't have a good eye! This guy is mediocre, he wants to look good, he has no temperament, he has no temperament, he has no strength, he looks... It doesn't look like a rich man. ”
"In short, no matter how you look at it, it's not as good as my Howling Dog!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Really, blind your dog's eyes!
Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be a little speechless, just how I look, isn't it better than you?
Shen Tianqi arched his hand and said, "Roaring Heavenly Dog, I want to see your master Yang Jian." ”
"Yo, want to see my master?"
The Howling Dog touched his chin and asked, "Where did you learn from?"
Shen Tianqi: "In the world, Lingyun Gate, Anning Peak, Void Dao Chief." ”
“???”
The Howling Sky Dog looked at him with a confused expression, "What the hell? You're from the human world?"
"Uh-huh..."
"Lower plane?"
"Uh-huh..."
"Directly through the Heavenly Emperor's side, and directly ascended to our thirty-two heavens?"
"Uh-huh..."
"Damn! That's kind of awesome. ”
The Howling Sky Dog exclaimed, "Could it be that you are the same as my master, both of whom are from a poor family?"
Shen Tianqi thought for a while: "On the road of growing up, my parents are safe, my brothers are harmonious, my family is harmonious, my wife and children are happy, I walk around the same door, I have friends, in short, I am very happy and relaxed." ”
Whistling Dog: "......"
"Then you'll be much happier. ”
The roaring dog sighed: "On the way I grew up, I was born as a lonely dog, and without my parents, I finally grew up wandering, but I was caught and wanted to kill me and eat dog meat." Fortunately, my down-and-out master rescued me, followed behind my master, cultivated, and accidentally became human nature, and followed my master to fight in the north and south for thousands of years, and it was only now that I was completely stable. ”
When Shen Tianqi heard this, he couldn't help but comfort: "Okay, Howling Sky Dog, it's not easy for you. ”
"Alas!"
The Howling Dog nodded and asked rhetorically, "It's not easy, is it?"
"Well, it's not easy. ”
Shen Tianqi nodded, he didn't expect that the Roaring Sky Dog and Yang Jian would have such a past.
The Howling Dog coughed and said, "Then since it's not easy, do you want to show love?"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Do you say yes?
Daji angrily reprimanded: "Howling Dog, do you still want your dog face?"
"Isn't my master's money money?"
"I'll just open my mouth!"
The Howling Sky Dog frowned and said, "What kind of thing is money?!"
"You're talking to a dog for money?"
"Money is a fart for me?"
"I mean, since you look at me pitiful, why don't you take a shower with me or something. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Daji: "???"