Chapter 207: No Face
Bai Yi hugged Jin Heng, who was struggling hard, and said triumphantly: "Lin Changsheng, if you give me a good talk, and then scold me for a dead horse, I will use my horn to stab a bloody hole in your stomach and let you die of blood." ”
"Hey, it shouldn't be the ...... who is exhausted"
An extremely playful voice suddenly sounded in the air, and stopped halfway through the sentence.
After Bai Yi and Jin Heng were startled by this sudden sound, they reacted in unison. "Su Xiaohong, come out quickly, don't pretend to be a ghost there!"
Dressed in red and falling on the edge of the waterhole, who is it not Su Yu?
"Who pretended to be a god? I was originally a god, or a proper god. Su Yu looked at Bai Yi and Jin Heng, who were lying wet in the waterhole and in a very indecent posture, and laughed wildly.
"What are you laughing at, what's so funny?" Jin Heng glared at Su Yu dissatisfiedly and said angrily.
"Why are you angry with me? I didn't drag you into the water. Su Yu waved his hand calmly and sat down on a big chair by the pool, set up a table, and after listing a pot of wine and fruit points, he raised his hand and pointed at Bai Yi from afar, and said to Jin Heng: "Xiao Changsheng, look at your good brother, I don't forget to drag you into the water at any time." ”
Bai Yi had changed his taste when he heard Su Yu's words, and immediately threw a sip of water at Su Yu. "Su Xiaohong, you can talk well!"
Seeing this, Su Yu immediately raised his hand and waved it in front of him. An umbrella net made of red silk threads appeared in front of Bai Yi and Jin Heng, blocking all the water splashed by Bai Yi. "Why didn't I talk properly?
Bai Yi saw that the water he had spilled out had not been poured on Su Yu, so he walked to the edge of the pool, turned around, changed into a set of dry clothes, and when he arrived at Su Yu's table, he stretched out his hand, pulled out a big chair and sat down, and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Jin Heng saw Bai Yi leave the pool, and also followed to the edge of the pool, changed into a set of dry clothes, and sat on the chair.
"Come to collect debts! You two owe me debts, how can you pay them back?" Su Yu looked at Bai Yi and Jinheng with a smile.
Bai Yi looked at Jin Heng and asked, "What debt do we owe him?"
Jin Heng shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know, we don't have any affection for him, how can we talk about debts?"
When Su Yu heard this, he was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Therefore, you two are the best combination of scattered immortals and wandering gods." ”
After hearing this, Jin Heng said with a smile: "I remember who was scolded by the emperor as a splashy wandering god before?"
Bai Yi was listening to Jinheng and Su Yu pinching each other, and drank a glass of wine, which was still funny.
Su Yu stared at Jin Heng and said viciously: "You are still embarrassed to say, if it weren't for your one-horned horse good brother asking God to save you, I would be guilty of putting my face in my pocket to find the emperor's theory? ”
"Hiccup, I said Su Xiaohong, do you have to be so ruthless?" Jinheng was threatened by Su Yu and snorted coldly for no reason. Ten lifetimes, I don't want to do it for the rest of my life! No, how come the tempers of these two pimply fairies are a little misaligned? This dead horse has a much more docile temperament now, but how can Su Xiaohong be like a cannon fight, exploding at one point? Could it be that some organ on his body has been touched?
Su Yu saw that Jin Heng was still distracted when he was talking to him, and immediately smashed an amethyst berry into Jin Heng's front door angrily, but he was cut off by Bai Yi halfway through, put it in his own mouth and chewed it deliciously.
Su Yu couldn't help but throw Bai Yi a big white eye, so angry that he barely raised his two nostrils to the sky.
Seeing that Su Yu had finally stopped stirring, Jin Heng looked at Bai Yi and asked, "You said that Qing Ling came to look for you?
As soon as Bai Yi heard Jin Heng mention Qingling's descent to earth, he couldn't help laughing, causing Su Yu to look sideways slightly, revealing a displeased look. "Bai Shaojun, can you say it first and then laugh?"
Bai Yi finally held back his smile and said, "The Qingling Immortal Official, this mortal, is really unprecedented and unprecedented!"
"Uh, what's the situation?"
"Is there still an allusion?"
Jin Heng and Su Yu both looked at Bai Yi.
Bai Yi did not answer the questions of the two gods, but just put on the posture that he was at the end of Jinghai that day, and said slowly: "You come when you come, why do you want to pretend to be a beggar? ”
After Bai Yi finished speaking, he didn't care about Jin Heng and Su Yu's confused faces, and immediately pretended to be Qingling's voice. "Shenjun, Xiaoxian doesn't want to be like that. Although I have heard that a day in the sky is a year in this mortal world, how do you know that when I came, it happened to be the middle of the night in the mortal world, and fortunately I fell into someone's thatched pit, so that I couldn't use any spells. ”
"Hahaha......"
Su Yu understood that Bai Yi's words and deeds were describing the conversation between him and Qing Ling, and immediately laughed.
When Jin Heng heard Bai Yi's words, he couldn't help laughing.
Later, Xiaoxian finally found a river, and I don't know how many times she washed it before she washed away the stench on her body. Anyway, that dress can't be worn, and Xiaoxian can't use his mana, so he can only go to a farmhouse and steal a set of clothes. I walked blindly in the mortal world for a day, and I was so hungry that my chest was close to my back. In the past, in the Heavenly Realm, how did Xiao Xian know what it was like to be hungry? Now that he knows, it is simply the life of Xiao Xian. Xiaoxian really can't bear it, and if he can't steal food, he can only grab it. So, Xiaoxian snatched the food of a vicious dog, don't you know, how well that vicious dog eats? The meat bones are called real meat bones, and the bones are full of meat. There was also the bowl of rice, topped with shrimp and shredded chicken, so fragrant that all the greedy worms in the fairy's stomach crawled out. Bai Yi continued, and vividly expressed Qing Ling's loveless expression. "Who knew that the vicious dog bit Xiaoxian, and Xiaoxian beat the vicious dog to death and ate its food. Then ......"
Su Yu laughed breathlessly beside him.
When Jin Heng began to hear it, he was still smiling, but when he heard the end, he smiled, and a layer of tears appeared in his eyes.
Bai Yi sensed the change in Jinheng and immediately asked, "Changsheng, what's wrong with you?"
Jin Heng choked up and said, "It's really embarrassing Qingling." ”
Su Yu sighed, and Yu Yu continued: "Yes, Bai Shaojun was injured and hurt you, so you went to steal the Sanqing Pill for him to eat, and then your little Qingling was worried about you again, and secretly ran to the Nether to find Bai Shaojun." Now it's okay, Bai Shaojun instigated Xiao Qingling to embarrass me, so I can only beg Emperor Bei to take me to see the emperor to find Daode Tianzun to ask for Xiao Changsheng. You know, a thousand years ago, I was drunk in the Emperor's Yuqing Palace, and I ripped the water lilies in the Emperor's floating pond, and now the emperor is still annoyed with me and grounded me outside the Yuqing Palace. You don't know how many good things I said to that Beidi, and I will have this old face in the future...... Hey, it's faceless anyway!"