Chapter Eighty-Four: Surgical Methods
Wang Daoling gently closed the door, his face was hideous, like an eagle looking at a wolf.
"This son is right, the poor road is sick, and he is here to grab medicine. And this medicine, only you have it in the whole world. ”
Looking at his virtue, he looks like a psychopathic villain in a Hong Kong film, can Fa Haiyan not know how many pounds and taels he has?
"Dao Chang really has a good eye, it's not me who blows, I have all kinds of medicinal materials in this shop. Whether you have a sore head or a sore butt, you will be able to arrange it clearly. Fortunately, I also know some medical skills, come, take off your pants and I'll do an anal examination for you. ”
Wang Daoling's face was stunned, and he only felt that what was this scholar talking about? Siliu was unreliable, and even made him vaguely hear a trace of ridicule.
Damn little white face, I'll make you cry dad and call mom!
Wang Daoling thought so in his heart, but said with a smile on his face:
"Childe doesn't know, the poor road is harmful to heart disease, and ordinary medicinal materials are afraid that they will not help, so you need to borrow the ...... on your body."
Before Wang Daoling finished speaking, he was immediately swept over by Fahai.
"Heart disease, that's easy to do, I'll give you a full body massage, relax your muscles and bones, definitely make you refreshed, cool to ascend to heaven!"
"Come on, baby, I'll give you a push!"
After speaking, he pressed him face down on the Taishi chair like catching a chicken cub.
Wang Daoling was taken aback.
"Why is this kid's strength so great? As a demon immortal with a perfect transformation, I have no power to resist, could it be that he is born with divine power?"
Just as he was in doubt, the pain was already pouring in.
The bones of the spine, the trapezius muscles in the neck were stretched, and the latissimus dorsi muscles were stretched, and Fahai turned him over and over like fiddling with a broken pillow with no weight.
The bones and joints of his body made an explosion, and under the ravages of Fahai, Wang Daoling was so happy that he was about to ascend to heaven.
The cry of the crying father and the mother then sounded.
"Ah......hh Oh my God, stop it!
Wang Daoling struggled to get up and break free, but was pulled and slapped in place by Fahai.
"Don't go! It's all guests, I have to give you a comfortable seat today. ”
In this stormy ravage, Wang Daoling felt that he was a small boat floating in treacherous waves, in danger of capsizing at any time.
When he was angry in his heart, he conjured a yellow talisman paper from his sleeve and chanted a spell in his mouth. The rune paper exploded into a cloud of smoke, and then jumped away while the smoke was filled.
"The rabbit cub dares to toss Dao Ye me, you are looking for death!"
The murderous aura is complete, and the robes around him are windless. Wang Daoling's right hand shook, and when the mana was stirring, the palm of his hand was already the sound of gusts of wind and thunder, and he grabbed it and grabbed it straight to Fahai's neck.
In an instant, he had indeed grabbed his neck, but Wang Daoling's hand exerted force, and the touch between his fingers was extraordinary.
"Huh?"
When he was confused, his wrist was grabbed by the other party.
"Wrong, wrong, obviously I pressed it for you, why did you still do it?" Fahai said.
Wang Daoling felt as if his wrist had been pinched by an iron plier, and the pain was extreme.
At this point, he finally sensed the problem in his heart.
"No! This scholar is eccentric. ”
With his left hand, he conjured a three-foot magic sword and stabbed it towards the door of the sea at an extremely concealed angle along the ribs.
"See you're not dead now?"
Wang Daoling sneered, and in his heart, he had already judged his death. However, what happened in the next moment shocked him so much that his jaw shell almost hit the ground.
"Ding~" A crisp sword sound.
The tip of the sword was bitten by two rows of large white fangs, and then, Fahai began to chew.
"Ding Ding Ding ~ Crunch Crunch ~"
Wang Daoling's sword was chewed in his mouth, just like chewing sugar cane. Seeing the sword body getting shorter inch by inch, Wang Daoling felt a chill surging up from his back to the top of his head.
"It's too natural! It's too natural! What kind of monster is this kid?"
By the time the sword was completely chewed, Fahai's two cheeks were already round. The mouth stirred twice, and suddenly a "poof" squirted all the iron slag in his mouth on Wang Daoling's face.
"Ah...... My face!" A scream suddenly sounded, and his face was disfigured by the skin cut by iron filings.
Wang Daoling covered his face and rolled on the ground, calling his father and mother, and the screams he made were three points worse than killing pigs.
Fahai looked down at him with a polite smile on his face.
"In the end, this facial skin care is a gift from me, so you're welcome. ”
After saying this, Fahai felt that he was almost pretending, and he was about to take action to finish him off.
But just then, there was a sudden anxious cry outside.
"Toad essence, don't hurt Xu Gongzi!"
"Bang!"
The wooden door of the pharmacy exploded and shattered in an instant, revealing the figures of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.
"Not good!" Fahai's heart jumped, why did he come back at this time, if his identity was exposed, would it be okay?
With a sharp turn of thought, Fahai suddenly let out a painful cry and sat down on the ground.
"Oops, help~ He's going to kill me~"
Seeing Fahai calling for help, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing didn't say a word, and each held a sword and killed Wang Daoling.
Wang Daoling, who was rolling around with his face, couldn't care about the sharp pain on his face at the moment, and took out a soil escape talisman from his arms again, and drilled into the ground with a "boom".
"Xu Gongzi, are you okay?"
Bai Suzhen anxiously ran forward and checked whether he had any external injuries with a concerned face. After probably scanning it, he found that Xu Xiangongzi had not suffered any external injuries, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whew...... God willing, it's great that you're okay, Childe. ”
Fahai was about to say something to thank him, but Xiaoqing on the side directly denied it.
"Impossible! That toad spirit is insidious and vicious, and Xu Gongzi's flesh is mortal, how can he be safe and sound in his hands? Sister, let's see if Xu Gongzi is poisoned!"
Her words suddenly made Bai Suzhen's relaxed heart tense again, and Bai Suzhen hurriedly asked him.
"Young Master Xu, please tell me, did that person use any means against you?"
Fahai's eyes rolled when he heard this, Xiaoqing's words could be regarded as a reminder to him, in order not to make them suspicious, it seems that he really has to act again.
Fahai suddenly covered his head and lay on the ground, and said with a chirp in his mouth:
"Oops~ No, that's right, he just spat out a blue light and hit me. I'm in a terrible pain right now, I-I'm not going to die, am I?"
Bai Suzhen was shocked when she heard this, and said hurriedly:
"Oh no, the body of the toad essence is highly poisonous, so you have to suck the toxin out with your mouth. ”
Xiaoqing then asked Fahai:
"Young Master Xu, do you remember where that blue light hit?"
As soon as Fahai heard that he was going to suck out the toxin, he was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes began to roll wildly.
After a while, his face slowly turned red, and then he muttered in a low voice.
“......”
Because the voice was too small for the sisters to hear clearly, Bai Suzhen put her body on Fahai's chest and asked:
"Childe, what did you say? I didn't hear clearly. ”
Feeling the fragrant breath emanating from Bai Suzhen's body up close, Fahai couldn't help but look shy, raised his voice a little, and said:
"Five inches below the umbilicus. ”
"What?" Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing were startled at the same time, and the second daughter's gaze moved down five inches along Fahai's abdomen.
The sisters blushed at the same time.
Looking at the shyness of the second daughter with a slightly charming expression, Fahai actually felt an inexplicable sense of anticipation in his heart. Then he asked matter-of-factly:
"You two...... Do you really need surgery to suck out the toxins for me?"