Lin Xiao's voice has the feeling of a storyteller, after all, as the only cultural person in the village, Lin Xiao's words are in a sense the words of a saint.

The farmers working in the fields saw Lin Xiao putting on a talkative appearance, and they came over one by one, the big guys got together, and under the sunset, they looked at Lin Xiao with anticipation.

"This story began a long, long time ago. ”

Lin Xiao hugged his stupid son's shoulders and said meaningfully, "Back then, our family lived in a big village. ”

Lin said stupidly, "Is there a big village?"

"It's big, it's big!" Lin smiled, "That village is bigger than ours!"

"One day, there are a lot of powerful monsters and terrible bandits in that village, in order to pacify the village, our ancestors beat dogs today, and geese tomorrow, and finally killed all the enemies, and then there was a property battle in the village chief's house!"

"The eldest son of the village chief is a fool, the second son is a fool, the two of them took people to fight at the door, the eldest son died, the village chief was also angry, the second son inherited the village, and then he found that there was a bigger enemy behind the village, he wanted to launch a large group to sweep away all the enemies, this battle lasted for many generations, and then the village was broken, and the ground was gone, and those guys who were hiding in the dark side crawled out, and they shouted to destroy the village chief. ”

At this time, the last village chief made a decision to divide the nine sons! ”

"But the other party knows the old village chief's thoughts, if the nine sons attack individually, the result will be broken by each of them!"

"If you want to escape, the only way is to reunite the blood, accumulate the scattered luck, and accumulate it to the extent that the other party does not dare to kill you, just do it. ”

"Then, there was a lot of lots! Of the nine, only one survived, and the other eight had to die. ”

"And then, guess what, the result of this lottery?

Lin Silly rolled his dead fish eyes and read, "Someone cheating?"

"Clever!" Lin Xiao looked at his stupid son with appreciation, "I said a long time ago, you are wise and foolish, you know everything, you just pretend not to understand, pretend to be good! There are too many smart people in this world, and you are the only one who pretends to be a fool, pretending to be beautiful, and has the demeanor of your father and me!"

Lin Silly looked at his father, and said angrily, "Dad, I'm a fool of this kind of thing, you don't have to talk about it every day, tell me who cheated!"

Lin Xiao laughed, "The third brother of the old ancestor cheated. ”

Lin said stupidly, "Our ancestor didn't cheat?"

"Nope. Lin smiled, "Our ancestor was calculated, the third brother of the ancestor took a fake sieve to live, and then drove the ancestor out of the village, but the ancestor never hated him, do you know why?"

Lin said stupidly, "Because, that's the only way to live." ”

Lin Xiao looked at his stupid son, there was no shrewdness on his honest cheeks, but his words shook people's hearts.

Lin said stupidly, "The village is surrounded, at this time, if you want to survive, you can only escape, and if you escape, someone always has to stay to attract the enemies outside the village entrance, that third uncle ancestor should just want to stay, he wants to stay and fight all the enemies, let our ancestors leave alive, right, Dad?"

Lin laughed and patted his stupid son on the shoulder with relief, "Yes, that's it! When the old ancestor just left, he thought that the third brother had betrayed the village, and later learned that his third brother was for his good, the third brother took those old ministers of the dynasty who survived and those powerful enemies began to whirl for ten thousand years, in this battle, the third brother ancestors became stronger and stronger, and the family members were detached from generation to generation, and those powerful enemies actually began to retreat under their resistance, and slowly the people who stayed in the damn vein sharpened the king's edge in the battle!"

Gradually, in the ordinary days, the heart of the king, and the idea of fighting for the land outside the village, changed from a wolf to a dog. ”

"This is the story of our ancestors. ”

"Simple, yet unpretentious. ”

Lin Silly looked at his father's appearance and blinked, "The descendants of the third uncle ancestor are now out of the village?"

"Hmm. Dad nodded, "Moreover, the momentum has never been so fierce! His descendants not only contracted the position of the king of people, but also snatched the position of the son of luck by the way, and the current scripture learner is the descendant of your third uncle and ancestor, and his father is the village chief of our village, and this scripture learner is the most capable young man in our village." ”

Lin Silly hesitated, "Dad, what is a scripture learner?"

Lin Xiao hesitated for a moment, "It is the person who walks from east to west and travels 108,000 miles to get a book." ”

Lin said stupidly, "108,000 miles, so far, why don't you fly there?"

Lin Xiao thought for a while, "Maybe it's because he's stupid!"

Lin Silly Hehe Zhile, "It's stupid enough! There are still fools in this world who have to walk 108,000 miles to get a book, I have to go out and see who is more stupid between the two of us." ”

"Okay!" Lin smiled, "Then don't you talk to the villagers and villagers?"

"Nag, of course you have to!"

Speaking of this, Lin Silly stood up and rolled up his cuffs towards the surrounding fathers and villagers, "Uncle Uncle, Second Uncle and Third Aunt, Cousin and Uncle, I have to go out to help the descendants of my third uncle and ancestor Fool." ”

The villagers watched the fool say goodbye, and they were full of joy one by one.

"It's good to go out! Silly go outside, remember to find a big ass pussy!"

"Yes, if you want that kind of skin to be as white as snow, and then eat less, we don't have much food in our village, she can't eat too much. ”

"Han'er, when you go out, don't be fierce at others at every turn, think more about your father, see how shrewd your father is!"

"Yes!" the fool laughed, "I will definitely find a big ass girl when I go out this time, and bring it back when the time comes, and we will all drink wine in the village." ”

"Good!"

"Go, son!"

Lin Silly got up, patted the muddy water on his legs, held a black iron long knife, and made a fist gesture towards the father behind him, "Dad, I'll go!"

Daddy Lin smiled and took out a fist-sized package from his arms, "Here, bring this back to your third uncle!

Lin Du opened the package, only to see an unpretentious white jade block, "What is this for?"

Lin smiled, "Smash walnuts!" Back then, the third uncle was afraid that our ancestor would not have anything to smash walnuts to eat on the road, so he took it away, but he didn't think that he would use it for so many years, so you can bring it back to your third uncle and ancestor." ”

"Okay!" Lin Silly stuffed the jade block into his arms and said with a smile, "Goodbye!"

Lin Silly jumped up, only to see his figure like a cannonball, rushing towards the sky, and around him, a three-legged Xuanque transformed by red flames soared left and right.

Fool, go.

Lin Xiao looked up at his son's back, his face was full of pride, "My Lin Xiao is not as good as you An Lan, but my son must be stupider than your son! An Lan, you lost!"

The peasant woman next to her pointed curiously at the Xuanniao in the sky, "Why does this Xuanniao look familiar!"

The old farmer pulling the weeds on the side said, "It's familiar, this is the Great Xia Dragon Bird in the back mountain! When the old ancestor stayed here, isn't it the Great Xia Dragon Bird Knife in this Great Xia! Now that the knife has arrived, Lin Fool, who succeeded the Great Xia luck, and An Lan of the new dynasty will reconcile, and the double vitality will hit the dragon vein of the ten continents, this is Li Tang's last plan!"

Hearing this, Lin Xiao waved his hand and said, "What are you talking about! I'm working, I can't finish it, I won't have food at noon today!"

"Yes!"

"Got a job......

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