Chapter 338: Tossing the Ghost
Some of them crawled and crawled, and the robes stumbled and stumbled in the way, so they simply broke free and continued to crawl down desperately, for fear that the evil ghost would really catch up with them.
The two dogs, who were watching from hole to hole and kept shouting, saw it, their hearts were full of joy, they were panting for a while, and they swallowed their saliva vigorously.
He stayed so long before he broke free from the hole in his robe that her eyes were about to fall to the woman in the room, and she walked on her waist, which was convex and backward, white as jade, slippery, and writhing at the waist.
When Wang Tianshi, who was doing the practice of exorcism on the altar erected in the courtyard, he was angry, knowing that this disciple and the second dog were inexorable, and they didn't do good things there, enjoying it alone, taking advantage.
In his anger, he tore off the corner of the robe with his hand, dipped it in the oil on the torch, ignited it, and threw it out vigorously.
The two dogs were lying on the hole, looking at it with relish, when suddenly a fireball flew in, hit the wall, bounced and swept over his head, and with a "spur" sound, burned off a large piece of his hair.
At that time, I was so frightened that I sat on the ground, and my open mouth did not close for a long time. The way of the heart is that I have seen things that I shouldn't see, which angers the gods, and the gods blame them!
When the Heavenly Master Wang saw it, he laughed secretly in his heart, this doesn't give you a good taste, and many women have become your plate in the future, how can there be an old man's share.
At that moment, he opened his throat and roared loudly: "There are gods three feet on your head, don't do anything wrong, the gods will naturally not blame!"
As soon as he shouted, the two dogs were even more convinced that this fireball was falling from the sky, which was fortunate that he didn't do anything excessive, otherwise this fireball would have burned his whole body.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly turned back to face the master, shouting, "Master save meββ!"
I suddenly saw the master arranging the robe that had just been torn off, and looked down at the fireball, but saw that the fireball was not the rag burning there!
Looking at the hint of a wicked smile on Master's face, I understood everything in my heart.
What are you doing here? Why are you pretending to be a ghost all day long? Really, this depends on his own cleverness, otherwise, he will really be fooled......
The people in this room, crawling and crawling, actually forgot how many laps they had climbed, paused and thought for a while, and had no bottom in their hearts, so they had to rather have more than less, gritted their teeth and insisted, all of them climbed several laps more.
Only the daughter-in-law of Li Laohan loved whoever she was, and she began to sleep when she entered the house and lay on the bed.
She knows better than anyone else that this is a fool, she doesn't believe in them, she is fucking here to enjoy, not to suffer.
is also because she knows the master and apprentice too well to bluff her, so she naturally does not listen to evil, let the wind and waves rise, and sit firmly on the fishing boat.
The second dog who had been outside there and drank five or six had no way to take her, so he didn't dare to go to her house at all, for fear of being relied on by her.
Since the last time he forced her to do that, although she pushed it halfway, she was even full of joy later.
But in front of the master and his old man, she didn't say that, she cried and grabbed the ground for a night, and the two dogs who secretly returned and listened to the situation were lying outside the teacher's view that day.
And this vicious woman is still swearing a poisonous oath in front of the master, what two dogs without her, there are no two dogs with her, etc., and so on, leaving out that she is innocent.
forced the master to make a decision, and in desperation, the master agreed to her and resolutely broke away from the master-apprentice relationship with the two dogs, so she gave up.
That night, she was extraordinarily courteous, took out the means, and released the sound of waves, and wave after wave.
The second dog, who was so angry that he was outside the view, wanted to rush into the room and slash her to death, thinking about which he was the master's opponent, so he had to endure it.
I was really unwilling, and I wanted to sneak in while the two of them were asleep.
But after waiting for a long time, the two of them have been endless, and it seems that this night will not stop, and finally they have to return in frustration......
So now you are begging him, and he doesn't want to get close to Li Laohan's daughter-in-law, he thinks she is a broom star, and touching her will not bring him good luck.
He didn't even look at the small hole in her room, he didn't bother to look at it, he knew that it was useless to look at it, she wouldn't listen to him at all.
Later that day, it was all her willing, but in front of the master, she changed her mind, do you say that she still has herself in her heart? If there is, the ghost believes it.
The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle on the tail of the wasp, both are okay, the most poisonous woman's heart, so he was heartbroken by this woman!
The woman was also happy to be at ease, lying on the bed, listening to the bursts of shouting outside, and not only scolded in her heart: it was really like a group of fools, and they actually listened to the nonsense of their master and apprentice.
I thought it was too noisy outside, so I simply used the sheet on the bed to cover my head......
Seeing that the master pretended to be nothing, the two dogs continued to shake their heads and do the Fa things, not so bad as to expose his tricks at once, coughed vigorously twice, and said loudly: "Master, when will this be over, I am hungry for half a day." Besides, it's time for the people here, it's time to eat, when will they be given food?"
Wang Tianshi's eyes were half-open and half-closed, and he stretched out his voice in a mysterious voice, and said in a strange voice: "Eat, who said to give them food, this evil ghost has not yet gone out in their bodies, which is to give them food, it is clear that the ghost has eaten." This ghost has eaten, and he is even more energetic, the two of us can deal with more than a dozen full ghosts, can we still dance, it is better to be ruthless, so that the hungry ghost will not die or live in their body, wouldn't it be better to deal with it!"
After speaking, this Wang Tianshi not only laughed proudly.
Hearing his words, the second dog pursed his mouth, and said in his heart, "Come on, you are purely fooling ghosts! What kind of ghosts, if you want to say that there are ghosts, you are also an old pervert. You pretended to be that ghost, why did you take it seriously? It's really shameless!
But at this moment, from the No. 1 room of Li Laohan's daughter-in-law, there was a knock on the door, and a loud call came from inside: "Hurry up and get some food, do you want to starve us to death?"
Because Li Laohan's daughter-in-law had just slept and was woken up by a shout from the two dogs, she was annoyed, and walked to the hole, wanting to scold the two dogs, not wanting to catch up with the two dogs.
At the moment, I was dissatisfied, what is this called? Why are we not allowed to eat? They treat themselves and these people equally? What kind of business!
Toss others, this toss the old lady, there is no door. If you know each other, give the old lady a good meal, eat and drink enough and sleep well, otherwise, you will anger the old lady and turn your old bottom upside down......