Chapter 1: Come and Lie Down for Me (Ask for Collection)

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The end of the law era.

The top of the Big Wave Mountains.

Snowy and windy.

A woman in red and a man in a green shirt sit with their backs to each other in a low temple made of ice and snow.

A poplar appeared in the man's mind, and that was his obsession.

The ant forest of that world should have become green water and green mountains!

"Senior sister, when the snow melts, let's go plant trees!"

"Didn't you say that the era of the end of the Dharma was followed by the era of reiki revival? Why plant trees?"

"If you want to get rich, build roads first! Have fewer children, and grow more trees!"

"Oh, there are no more people and there are fewer children!Little dog, so far, don't you still be my Taoist companion?"

The man opened his eyes, looked at the snow-white world, and sighed.

"How can there be a sister and brother who are Taoist couples?

"Hmph! Fuxi and Nuwa are still brother and sister!"

The man scoffed, "You also believe what those people in Oriental Shenzhou made up!"

The woman was upset by the rebuttal.

"Then "The Legend of Fuso" also says that Izanagi and Izanami are brother and sister!"

"The disgusting myth of the disgusting nation!"

"Then "The Legend of Olympus" also says that Zeus and his sister Hera are married!"

"I'm not that kind of demon!"

"We are not brothers and sisters......"

"Senior sister and junior brother can't either!"

"Whew-"

The woman angrily exhaled a cloud of white gas.

She is not a gentleman, she can both move her mouth and her hands.

"I don't care, now that the Heavenly Dao is reincarnated, how many living beings in the world have disappeared, you have to create a human ...... with me today no matter what"

The woman turned around and pushed the man to the ground!

"Ah...... Wait!"

The cry passed through the clouds at the top of the waves, all the way down, and the time went back......

......

Zhongzhou, a blessed land for cultivating immortals.

"Knock-knock-knock-"

A bell rang in the mist-shrouded mountains.

On a mountain peak that is neither tall nor low, there is a row of special buildings.

In one of the rooms lay a teenager.

The boy woke up slowly, he raised his hands above his head, stretched upwards with all his might, and put his legs together in an effort to make a ballet tiptoe shape.

"Squeak—"

The joints of the body make a slight sound, the muscles of the whole body contract strongly, and the blood flow in each part of the body accelerates.

Yes, this is the action of a lazy person who is lazy enough to lie on the bed and stretch his waist.

"Uhh......h

"I slept so comfortably this night, and the Thai latex pillow was really good!"

Meng Tian opened his eyes, turned over and sat up, and rubbed his head.

"Huh, why do I have such long hair?"

Looking at the strand of hair hanging down from his forehead, he asked in a low voice.

Then he grabbed the strand of hair that hung down to the corner of his mouth and pulled it hard.

"Ahh......h It hurts!"

"Little brother, are you awake, it's time to go to morning class......

Someone pushed the door in, and just saw Meng Tian pulling his hair.

He said he was helpless.

Hey, the little junior brother brought back yesterday doesn't seem to be very good!

Obviously, like a woman, she has fine skin and tender flesh, red lips and white teeth, and starry eyes, oh, no, the little junior brother has no starry eyes now, and he is completely a dead fish's eyes!

Hey, poor boy!

Meng Tian was sure that the strand of hair was real, it was born and raised on his head, not a wig.

He touched his head again and rubbed his hair.

Well, sturdy, bushy.

Then he looked up at the guy opposite.

"Who are you? What are you doing in a robe? Is today a Hanfu exchange meeting?"

The guy on the other side is like a rolling, with round eyes and thick lips, he is obviously short and fat, and it looks even more ugly when he wears a blue robe like a Taoist priest!

Hanfu can't be so earthy!

Do?

What about filming?

"Little junior brother, get up quickly, I'll take you to the morning class, today is the senior sister's class, if you go late, we won't have any good fruit to eat!"

As he spoke, he came over to help, picked up a blue robe and put it on Meng Tian.

Meng Tian turned his head and looked around.

Sandalwood bed, pear wood table, locust wood frame......

The room is exceptionally clean, and there is even a pot of Luohan bamboo in front of the window, which is very green and beautiful.

After looking around, Meng Tian whispered to Rolling Rolling, "Hey, fat...... Pretty boy, what kind of scene are we filming, why didn't I see the camera?"

Rolling shook his head, what the little junior brother was saying, indicating that he couldn't understand a word, he really had a problem with his brain.

"Little junior brother, I'm not called Liangzai, my name is Liang Zai! Come, stretch out your hand! Move fast, morning class is about to start!"

Hehe, the blind cat meets the dead mouse, and the name is homophonic!

Then, Liang Zai reached out and pinched a trick, and the towel in a basin on the locust wooden shelf flew into his hand.

Liang Zai was about to wipe Meng Tian's face, only to find that the little junior brother's face, which was almost better than the senior sister, was actually a little heartbeat.

That's right, Liang Zai blushed.

"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Supreme Taiyi Doer Heavenly Venerable, Supreme Taiyi Salvation Heavenly Venerable, Sanqing and Three Realms Heavenly Venerable, Thunder Puhua Heavenly Venerable, Xuan'en Forgiveness Heavenly Venerable......"

I don't know if Liang Zai's recitation is a clear heart trick, anyway, his thick mouth is constantly turning and chattering.

Meng Tian was inexplicably surprised when he saw the towel that flew into Liang Zai's hand!

It can't be pulled by some transparent silk thread, right?

"That pretty boy, how did that towel fly over just now?"

"I said that my name is Liang Zai, and you should call me senior brother, that is the most basic method in the Wind Resisting Technique, and I will teach you ...... later"

"Not filming?"

"What kind of filming? Come on, open your mouth!"

After Liang Zai finished reciting the unknown magic trick, he poked a wicker stick into Meng Tian's mouth and brushed his teeth, after all, Meng Tian was still an ordinary person and would not use aura to rinse his teeth.

What?

Resist the wind?

What's going on?

Did I catch the crossing bus too?

This fat boy is actually an immortal cultivator?

And he's still serving me like that?

Then I'm not the boss of the Immortal Cultivation Sect?

Meng Tian was a little unsettled.

Liang Zai shook his head.

Yesterday, the head of the sect personally handed over the little junior brother to himself, saying that he would help take care of him and bring him to familiarize himself with the rules of the Xianmen.

Who knew that as soon as he was brought to his room, the little junior brother fell down when he saw the bed, and fell asleep.

Liang Zai saw Meng Tian talking nonsense, thinking that he might have to take care of his junior brother for a long time.

But now he is very anxious, but he is not afraid that the head master will punish him for not bringing the little junior brother well, but he is afraid that the senior sister will beat people later.

The senior sister is the pearl of the master, who is in her teenage years, and she is bright and moving, extremely beautiful.

Although she is beautiful and good-looking, has a backstage, and is still a celestial pride, no one in the male disciples in the door dares to regard her as a dream lover.

Liang Zai was also a little afraid of her.

Mainly because the strength of the senior sister has been at the peak of foundation building for several years.

The most important thing is that she hates the new generation of female Tianjiao who is in Zhongzhou and famous.

People can't be compared casually.

In front of the new generation of female Tianjiao, the dazzling light of the senior sister was completely compared.

Before the appearance of that female Tianjiao, she was the fastest genius girl in the entire Zhongzhou to build a foundation, and now she ......

At present, in order to condense Jin Dan as soon as possible and regain the title of "Zhongzhou Genius Girl", she has to listen to her father's words and give morning lessons to some juniors and sisters in the Qi refining period.

The content of the morning class is nothing more than some basic knowledge of Qi refining.

Teaching and educating people is a very patient thing.

For example, some parents tutor their children in homework, and many people are angry and have myocardial infarction......

Only by cultivating the mind and meditating can a person calm down, so that he can better understand all things in heaven and earth, and can he absorb the aura from nature more quickly and cultivate the avenue!

Senior sister, she obviously cultivated meditation through teaching, but because none of those stupid disciples she had taught for several years had succeeded in building a foundation, and she herself had not been able to break through for too long, she became impetuous.

Over time, she developed the habit of repairing people.

When habits become natural, bad habits become bad habits!

For example, those guys who are late for morning class often enjoy the whipping of the vice of the senior sister.

Under Liang Zai's service, Meng Tian got dressed, rinsed his mouth, brushed his teeth, and combed his hair......

The same blue robe and the same bun, but Meng Tian and Liang Zai stood together to form a stark contrast.

One tall and one short, one fat and one thin, one rustic, one handsome.

"Let's go, let's go!"

Morning class went!

Meng Tian has been away from school for many years, and now he really misses that feeling.

Open the door and go.

"Oh, it's really on the top of a majestic mountain!" Meng Tian exclaimed!

Look at this sea of clouds, the atmosphere is majestic!

Look at this morning glow, gorgeous and colorful!

Look at this pine tree, vigorous...... Uh, how is it a crooked neck tree......

The pine tree should grow straight up, and some people who don't understand bullshit prefer to make bonsai and tie people with wire, which is actually not beautiful at all!

Because Meng Tian was an ordinary person, Liang Zai had to drag him on foot.

When I finally arrived at the main hall, it seemed that I was still late.

As soon as the two of them crossed the threshold, a coquettish reprimand came.

"Stop!

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