Chapter 100: Teasing the Bone Spirit

The woman came to the front and gave Fahai a blessing, and her voice was soft and glutinous.

"The slave family has seen the elders, and when they heard the elders' shouts, they must be very hungry. The slave family has some fragrant rice and fried gluten here, and I dare to ask the master to enjoy it. "

As he spoke, he stretched out his jade hand, opened the lid of the crockpot and handed it over, and the aroma of the food slowly came out, making Zhu Bajie on the side drool.

Fahai didn't take the meal, but just smiled gently, and said to the woman:

"In this wilderness, the girl is carrying food alone, isn't she waiting for us here?"

The master laughed, how could the slave family know the whereabouts of the elders? Just because my husband was hoeing in the recess in the north of the mountain, these lunches cooked by the slave family were originally given to my husband to eat.

Only for May and June, no one called, and the parents at home were old, so they came to send it in person, but they didn't want to meet four elders and masters. ”

Fahai snorted lightly and said with a smile:

"So then, you gave us this meal, and did not starve your man?"

The woman smiled and said:

"It's okay! To tell you the truth, our whole family is a person who respects the Buddha and worships the Buddha. If my husband had known that this meal had been eaten by the elders, he would have been able to hoe two more acres of land if he had been overjoyed!"

Looking at the woman's fluent explanation, Sun Wukong on the side sneered, and said in his heart that you goblin is quite slippery. Let's wait until I break your Fa and see how you deal with yourself.

"Then in that case, let my grandson see how your meal is doing?"

As soon as Sun Wukong's words fell, he picked up half of the golden hoop stick and smashed the crockpot and porcelain bottle in the woman's hands, spilling fragrant rice and gluten all over the ground.

The woman exclaimed, took three steps back, covered her mouth in horror and said:

"Ah~!Elder, what are you doing?"

"Hey, what are you doing, you!" the monkey looked hideous, plucking a monkey hair from the back of his head and blowing at the food that had been spilled on the ground.

A wisp of fresh air blew by, and the fragrant meal suddenly appeared in its original form.

It turned out that the fragrant rice turned out to be a bunch of live maggots, and the fried gluten was a big black centipede that was constantly churning!

The so-called fragrant rice is actually a jar full of poison!

"Mom!" Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he almost sat down.

The woman's eyes flashed with anger, but then she changed to a frightened look, stretched out her trembling fingers, pointed at Sun Wukong and said:

"What kind of magic are you, you monk, how can you conjure up such a scary thing to scare me?"

"Bah! You bold goblin, you dare to quibble with ironclad evidence, I think you are looking for death!" Sun Wukong said and picked up the stick to her!

The woman exclaimed, but did not run away, but took two steps forward and threw herself directly into Fahai's arms, hugged his old waist, and cried:

"Woooooooooo......oo The master is above, and the slave family was originally a kind heart, but he was framed by this hairy face Lei envoy demon law, and he scolded me for being a goblin! The slave family is a woman from a good family, how can she suffer such insults? I also ask the master to be the master of the slave family......

The woman cried so much that it rained, which made people feel distressed. Fahai couldn't help but feel pity for the jade, showing compassion and care on his face. He kept whispering soft comfort, but his two big hands took the opportunity to touch all the hooks and seams on her body.

Enjoyable!

The woman's face and neck were suddenly red with shame, and she couldn't help but feel angry at Fahai.

"~The master hates it~"

Her face was full of spring at this time, but a grim cold light flashed in her eyes.

"Hmph! I can't imagine that the famous Tang Dynasty holy monk is actually a hungry ghost, wait for the old lady to kidnap you, catch you back to the cave and then slowly eat your meat!"

She said so in her heart, and a pair of jade hands slowly wrapped around Fahai's neck, and there was a faint gathering of mana in her palm, as if she was about to make a move.

But at this moment, Fahai's hand addiction was almost over, patted her on the back, and said:

"Donor, look back......"

The woman was stunned for a moment, then turned her head, but saw a big golden stick shining on her head and picked it down.

"Ahh

With an exclamation, the woman's brain slurry sprayed all over the ground, and she hung up directly!

When she fell to the ground, a faint wisp of green smoke rose from her bursting skull, and in the blink of an eye, she disappeared into nothingness. And this detail didn't even notice Sun Wukong, only Fahai noticed it, but it didn't break it.

Zhu Bajie patted the root of his leg and shouted:

"The lawsuit is coming! The lawsuit is coming! In broad daylight, I can't imagine that this monkey dares to kill someone!"

Fahai slapped him in the back of the head and slapped him on the back.

"What's the call??,This girl is clearly a monster.,Which lawsuit are you going to fight with her?"

After Fahai finished speaking, he pointed at the female corpse on the ground, and under the impact of mana, the female corpse turned into a miserable white skeleton, and Zhu Bajie finally believed it.

As for the other end, it was said that the wisp of green smoke just now turned out for more than ten miles, and finally showed the prototype.

It was a woman in palace clothes, with thin cheeks and cold eyebrows. The two faces seemed to be plastered with wall plaster, miserable and white.

"Damn! I was deflated by the White Bone Lady, and I almost succeeded, that damn monkey!"

The White Bone Lady thought for a moment, suddenly stomped her foot, and said:

It is said that if you eat the flesh of a person who has learned from the scriptures, you can live forever, and now that this kind of creation is in front of you, you must not miss it!

The old monk was not afraid, but the three apprentices beside him had hideous faces, and at a glance they knew that it was not a fuel-efficient lamp, but they should be careful. ”

Master Fahai and his apprentice continued on their way, and walked forward for another quarter of an hour, along the mountain road to the ridge, and the road became steep.

Looking around, there were only the front and back roads, both of which were steep, because the road was narrow and difficult to walk, so Fahai dismounted and walked with his apprentices.

Fahai was walking in the lead, and when he raised his eyes, he saw an eighty-year-old woman in the distance, holding a curved bamboo cane, crying step by step.

"Woooooooooo......oo O daughter, my daughter......"

Sun Wukong frowned, and after checking with fiery eyes, he said hesitantly:

"Okay, it turns out that it's that goblin again! I didn't know what spell I used to escape my life just now, and I didn't even dare to cheat without long eyes!"

The monkey said with a look of anger on his face, and was about to go up to do it, but was stopped by Fahey.

"Wukong, don't be impatient. Since they took the initiative to send it to the door and want to have a brace with us, then we have to cooperate, right?"

Since the requirement of the system is "three dozen white bone spirits", then Fahai has to protect her. There is a way that is a long stream, if the monkey is allowed to kill the white bones with two sticks, then how will Fahai play next?

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and said:

"Isn't the master playful and wants to play this goblin?"

Fahai pretended to smile deeply and said, "I won't need your cooperation later, and act according to my eyes." ”