"Father, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other...... We will all follow Ye Dashao in the future, and it is an extremely important matter for us which woman he will marry to be the wife of the main room in the future! So the little second brother has secretly discussed this matter with us a few times...... If someone else is the matchmaker...... Half of Yuan Ying could really do that, but this time it was the little national teacher who was the matchmaker for Ye Dashao and the demon girl...... What kind of eloquence is that? Which of us in the capital doesn't know and which one doesn't know! One mouth is like a broken car...... Dead people can be said to be alive by him!Needless to say, even if half of the Yuan Ying was a little hesitant in his heart...... As long as the harm is done, he can be persuaded in a few words! This time, the opponent of half of the Yuan Ying in the Meridian Yin Yang Ridge was a relatively weak demon king, and in the end, he won the opponent without much effort...... But the sky won't drop pies for no reason! I heard that this is all arranged in advance by the Harmful Fruit Fruit! What kind of face is this? Not to mention the demon shopkeeper, even if the Harmful Fruit asks the bad guy Ye to marry Aunt Li next door as his wife...... Most of the half of the Yuan Ying will nod their heads and agree!" Although Zhang Xueyu was messing around here, Zhang Erlang was unmoved and talked eloquently: "I used to wander around in front of and behind the house every day, like a frog at the bottom of a well...... The outside world is very exciting, and the outside world is very helpless...... But no matter whether it is wonderful or helpless, the outside world is changing every day, and it is constantly improving! In the same way, people will become more and more harmonious...... Everyone is becoming more and more tolerant and understanding of each other...... Well, except for those corrupt officials! We can never tolerate those corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and we can never understand them! Hehe, it's a bit of a stretch...... But let's be honest...... There is really nothing to say about the treatment of brothers! The demon shopkeeper is not only born with flowers and full moon, but also comes out of the mud without staining...... Everyone has a love for beauty, and the love for beauty is endless...... If I were a harmful fruit, I would have taken the demon shopkeeper home a long time ago......! Let's go while it's cool off while it's early!"

"Where is this? Don't you say three words and don't separate from String Pills and Aunt Li, okay?" Although Zhang Xuezhi was a little poor in words, after blinking his eyes for a long time, he still refused to admit defeat and said: "Hmph! Don't praise that harmful fruit as a flower...... Legend has it that Qing Rin Zhenren not only has a temperament like fire, but a sword in her hand is even more powerful! Needless to say, in her eyes, she will never be able to rub a grain of sand! It is not that she does not want to take the demon shopkeeper home...... He has the heart of a thief, and he has no guts! Not to mention hugging other women...... I don't even dare to touch it lightly!"

"Well, Erlang is right! Everyone has a love for beauty, and the love for beauty is endless...... Even if others don't know...... Don't we still know that our family runs a bookstore! I heard that in ancient times, some book writers even created a strange genre called 'harem female streaming'...... In the books they wrote, whether it was as beautiful as a fairy or a crooked melon and cracked date, as long as it was a mother, she had to take it home and be his wife...... Ahem! Even those who pick up trash have to pick and choose in the garbage heap...... They have been writing for a long time, and they are not even as good as picking up rags!" Although Zhang Xuezhi scoffed, Zhang Dalang stood on his brother's side clearly.

"That's it! Is the harem open when it is said to be open? Can anyone open it? Good guy, you open the harem all day long, and you take it home regardless of whether it is a good cabbage or a rotten cabbage...... Let others not live? Let me tell you, why did the legendary yellow hair appear in ancient times? You took all the cabbage away, and others had no choice but to be yellow hair...... Well, it's just as shameful!" Zhang Erlang patted his thigh and said.

It's messed up!

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"Oh yes, you two don't quarrel......! Do you think I'm an old fool? After making me confused, do you want to fish in troubled waters?" Zhang Xuexue suddenly shouted, and then looked at Zhang Erlang with a straight face and asked: "Erlang, you must give me a quasi-letter today! What do you think in your heart? Do you mean to be good with Aunt Li? If so, you can tell us your truth now...... Well, half of the Yuan Ying is becoming more and more enlightened, and I'm not an old fool! As long as you make sense! If you don't have that mind...... We must not eat her skewers of balls again! What we eat is the balls that are eaten and pulled out...... Phew! I'm also confused by you! This sentence is not said by us readers at all! What about the director? Please come again, the last sentence just now does not count!"

"That's right, brother, it's a small matter for you to eat Aunt Li's string balls, and it's a big thing to delay other people's youth!" Seeing his father solemnly, Zhang Dalang naturally didn't dare to be sloppy, and whispered: "Now it's not only Aunt Li who has a problem, but Li Tuzi is even more angry...... You don't know, for your business, my father has to quarrel with Li Tuzi several times a day!

In the eyes of that Li Tuzi, he is a person who can't eat grapes and thinks grapes are sour...... You don't know Erlang, he even said today that you must be eating all kinds of elixirs like eating beans outside...... Zhang Dalang's words were like adding fuel to the fire, and the old scholar immediately became angry, gritted his teeth and said: "Don't the panaceas in the world need money? It's like eating beans...... Phew! If Jiro could eat a panacea like a bean outside...... I don't know? How could he have secretly left a few beans...... I secretly left a few elixirs and brought them back for my father and eldest brother to eat!"

Ahem! I see, I understand everything! It turns out that the old pedant also has a heart that wants to take the panacea!

"......" Zhang Dalang was speechless for a moment...... After thinking about it, he whispered to his younger brother and asked, "Erlang, were you seen by Aunt Li next door when you came back just now?"

"See! What's wrong? I'm still afraid to see it, but not only did I see it, but Aunt Li also said that she would come over and give us a string of balls to eat later!" Although the father and brother had always been worried, they didn't expect Zhang Erlang to be a reasonable person and said loudly: "On this cold day, I am about to freeze into a popsicle all the way back! The legendary panacea is not enough to eat...... I just want to eat a few hot skewer balls! What kind of Tibetan jade building do you go to? Even if you go, the girls inside are not something we can afford to mess with; and those delicacies from the mountains and seas inside are also unaccustomed to our mud legs! What kind of people and what lives, this is something that we can't envy...... With that spare time, I might as well go home and honestly eat two bites of hot skewer meatballs!"

"......" The old pedant suddenly wanted to cry without tears...... Oh my God! This is really what to be afraid of! Not only is his little son not uneasy, but that Aunt Li is even more like to make things worse...... This time, she is not as simple as quietly calling her youngest son away, but she wants to knock on the door openly! Not only do she want to string balls for her younger son to eat, but she also has to rely on the delicious taste of the world to conquer the stomachs of the three of them! How can she resist this routine? I can't help but cry out bitterly, and I don't know how high or low: "Oh my God! Erlang, what do you think in your heart? If you don't have any thoughts about Aunt Li...... But you can't eat other people's skewers anymore! Aunt Li has already told me today! You owe others the debt of the balls now, and you may not be able to pay it off in your life...... If it's stupid to do it again a few times...... Don't talk about this life, you will have to ride it in the next life!".

Oh my God, how could this be? I'd only heard of the Sansheng Stone before...... Well, legend has it that the sword of the Harm Fruit hides a ...... But I haven't heard of Sansheng pills!

It's messed up!

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