732. Psychiatric Illness Evaluation
The man said, "It depends on what you say?"
Chen Lu shouted: "Positive answer." ”
The other party said, "Tell me about it." ”
Chen Lu said: "First of all, answer my first question, which yamen are you?"
"You're asking the wrong question, it's not the yamen, it's the department, we're the security department. ”
Chen Lu said: "I thought you were from the Inspectorate, so to speak, you are from Jinyiwei." Do you know Ashahe?"
Several people looked at each other and said, "What kind of mess are you talking about?"
There was always another scolding: "Positive answer." ”
"I don't know. ”
Chen Lu wanted to stand up, and suddenly pulled the lock plate on his arm, he wanted to use the Tianbu Technique to open it, tried it a few times, but it didn't work, this is an ordinary human being.
So he sat down honestly again and said, "Nonsense, if you don't move the big punishment, you won't be punished, it's just some kind of bullshit dean who gave Shuiqing the platform tonight." ”
At this time, a clerk next to him came over and whispered a few words in the man's ear, Chen Lu heard it clearly, and the clerk said: "Director, are we trying him, or is he trying us? ”
The director nodded and said, "We're interrogating you, figure it out." Tell yourself about yourself. ”
Chen Lu understood that they felt that there was something wrong with him Chen Lu and was making a final test. Chen Lu was amused in his heart, and simply repeated what he had just said to Na Lan. Several people got up and walked out, obviously startled, what a madman.
After a while, several people returned, this time surrounded by a middle-aged woman in a white lab coat.
The middle-aged woman sat in the middle and said, "Sir, don't panic, I'm a teacher, I have a few questions for you, it's very simple, you just need to answer yes or no." ”
Chen Lu said: "What are you going to play again? Don't I have the right to remain silent? You are telling lies. Ask, get some difficult ones, over five years old. Questions from the age of five, my old man refused to answer. ”
A few people looked at each other again, and the teacher asked, "Do you dare to wear beach pants to the banquet?"
Chen Lu was stunned for a moment, what kind of problem was this, he asked rhetorically, "What are beach pants?"
The teacher said, "Okay, next question." When you eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often wonder which one to eat first?"
Chen Lu laughed and said, "Asked, beauty, my old man doesn't eat tomato scrambled eggs." ”
"When you eat peanuts, do you swallow even the shell?"
Chen Lu said: "I haven't tried it, and I don't know what it is, listening to your words, it must be food, maybe it's still food." Okay, you can bring me some now. ”
"Please answer positively, yes and no. ”
"I'll try it, but I have to bring a jar of high-quality peach blossom wine, otherwise I won't try it. ”
"Okay, next, someone gives you an ostrich, will you lead it to the mall?"
"I don't know, but I might take my mount and turn him back into a dog. ”
The teacher, apparently losing patience, said, "I said you were mentally ill, did you admit it?"
Chen Lu ignored her, and she asked again, "I said that you will become a psychopath in the near future, do you believe it?"
Chen Lu said: "If I am not with you, I guess it won't, because you are a psychopath, a mentally handicapped psychopath, and a baby psychopath who has just grown teeth, and you will disappear in front of my old man's eyes as soon as possible." ”
A few people looked at each other again, walked out, and after a while, several people returned, and there was no teacher in the white coat.
Chen Lu noticed that the director was holding Chen Lu's bag in his hand and said, "I don't care if you are really mentally ill or not, you have to answer my question first, this broken bag is yours, right?"
Chen Lu shouted: "Nonsense, what is a broken bag, this is given by the emperor, only three grades or more have it, my old man is a Qincha, so he can have such a bag." It's useless to tell you this, you people who have forgotten your ancestors, what kind of emperor do you care about? I don't know where I came from, I suspect that you are Sun Monkey, jumping out of the cracks in the stones. ”
Seeing that he was speaking clearly and confusedly, these people didn't care, took out Zhenhaizhu from the bag, and said, "Is this yours?
Chen Lu's old mistake has been committed again, he knows that these are all human realms, so he simply get them out of the sea realm, and he must not scare them half to death. So he said, "Wait a minute, my old man will show you something." ”
After speaking, he recited the incantation, but there was no movement for a long time. Chen Lu knew in his heart that he was out of bounds.
Those few people saw that there were words in his mouth, but they didn't see any changes, they knew that this was a madman, and they just wanted to put Zhenhaizhu back, but the bead flew up by itself, and suddenly hit the transparent window, the window was shattered, and Zhenhaizhu didn't know where to go.
Chen Lu saw another flash of light in the bag, and knew that this treasure was back in the bag.
Several people were shocked, someone had already run in, loaded with guns, and pressed Chen Lu on the chair hard, and then someone shouted: "Stop, you are torturing my client, I will go to the inspector to sue you." ”
This voice is so familiar, Chen Lu couldn't remember who it was for a while. These people were really obedient, and quickly let go, standing next to them like nails.
When Chen Lu looked up, the person who came turned out to be Duosi, the lawyer of the Falcon Country.
Chen Lu was very excited and shouted: "Duosi, I didn't expect to see you again, you really came to the Heavenly Empire, why don't you go and play with me?"
Everyone was stunned, and the young beautiful lawyer was stunned for a long time, ignored Chen Lu, took out a card and handed it to the director, and said, "Huanyu International Law Firm Duosi." ”
The director said with a smiling face: "Which of us doesn't know Miss Doth? This guy has such a big face, he can invite you, a gold medal lawyer." Are you acquaintances?"
Doth shook his head and said, "Do you believe me when I say I don't know him?"
Chen Lu heard it and said, "Duosi, it's okay, you just say you know me, and they can't help you." ”
Duo Si said: "I will make friends in a while, and I will do the right thing." Director, I want to bail my client. ”
"I'm sorry, Miss Doth, but this person is not eligible for bail at the moment, one is that he has violent tendencies, and the other is that he may be a spy on the other side. ”
Doth smiled and said, "I can't figure out what kind of spy you Celestial Empire people are, aren't you a country? What more spy do you need? And one thing, how can he have violent tendencies? Why don't I see it at all?"
The director said: "Let's not talk about the spy for now, you look at this window, it looks like this." ”
Doth said suspiciously, "It's impossible, isn't it? Haven't you always controlled him like this? How did he fight?"
Chen Lu shouted: "They talk nonsense, most of them are beaten by themselves." Falsely accusing others. ”
Duo Si said: "Lord Director, I really take this matter seriously, please tell me, how did he fight, if you are fooling me, I'm sorry, I'll see the newspaper tonight." ”