One hundred and eighty-seven, Brother Toad is a masochist

Yao Bao said: "No, I am willing to lose the bet, brothers, isn't that so?"

They said yes. The banner master asked, "Relieved?"

Wenda saw that he was already standing there and said, "Don't worry, but I have to do it first, I know that I have two hits." The banner lord was pleased, smiling and nodding.

Wen Da was shy with a big belly, raised his knife and killed the past, the banner master raised his knife to hold it, he couldn't feel much strength, and the two staggered. Without waiting for the banner lord to turn around, Wenda's knife was already slashing at his back, the banner lord was startled, the knife was so fast, he felt that something was wrong, he raised his head and waved the knife to hold it, which shocked him and made his mouth numb. He shouted out one word in surprise: "You!"

Before his words fell, Wenda had already jumped into the air, the entire abdomen of the banner master had been opened, Wenda's big knife had been split in the air, his stomach was split in half, and his internal organs flowed to the ground. The owner of the banner was not dead, staring at Wenda with terrifying eyes, but he couldn't speak.

Everyone was stunned, and the air seemed to freeze. Yao Bao reacted first and shouted: "Great Banner Master." "The banner master only fell down at this time.

People couldn't care about the banner master anymore, and surrounded Wenda with weapons. But they all witnessed his methods, shouted dryly, and no one really dared to do it.

At this time, Yao Bao came over and said, "Put down the weapons, we are all standing and peeing, and our skills are not as good as others, so we have to admit it." The banner master also has a word in advance, but there are those who don't recognize it, and they can fight alone with this fat man. Everyone looked at each other, and no one wanted to touch this mold and go back to the same place.

Wenda said: "To tell the truth, I have been in the army for more than 20 years and have killed countless people. Otherwise, how can you do the position of a thousand households. Now that's it, the banner master was killed by me by mistake, what do you think?" There was helplessness in the speech, but it was more of a threat, and no one dared to answer.

Yao Bao saw that the fire had arrived, walked over and knelt down, and said, "You are the banner master, we will listen to your orders." Dora also hurriedly came over and knelt down, and everyone knelt down intermittently, leaving the boss who had not yet breathed and changed the court. This is the law of jungle survival, there is no right or wrong, there is no honor or disgrace, there are only two words, live.

Wenda didn't pretend at this time, and told what he said to Yao Bao at night. There were six people who didn't want to go, Yao Bao gave five taels of silver each, burned a few broken houses, bought a thin-skinned coffin for the boss, threw it into the fire and burned it, and everyone shed a few tears, which can be regarded as a lot of love for many years.

Wenda ordered the purchase of horses, one for each person, and chased after the mission.

Li Da told Chen Lu that he had arrived the morning before, and Li Da had already responded, and Counselor Wenda was appointed as the military affairs officer, and Yao Bao was the sentry commander of these ten people, and these people were pardoned as civilians and enlisted in the army.

Chen Lu didn't say anything, he only sighed in his heart, the mission has no peace again, but the wood is already in the boat, and he has no skills to return to the sky. If Li Xian was here, he would never let Wenda succeed.

Everyone talked about it for another day, and Ha San also chatted with Chen Lu about Wenda, and had a lot of complaints about Li Da. The main thing is to complain that I will not be able to do my errands in the future. He hadn't given the bandits clothes yet.

Chen Lu said: "Clothes will be distributed as usual and placed in Hu Chun's team. ”

Ha San thought for a moment, nodded, and gave a thumbs up to his Lord Chen.

Chen Lu was tired, annoyed and sleepy, and Ha San said goodbye. Han Liu'er had already made the bed for her boss. Chen Lu asked Han Liu'er to get a jar of vinegar, and he went to bed early. By the time Han Liu'er brought the vinegar over, he was already snoring like thunder. Han Liu'er had no choice but to put the vinegar jar on the tea table and go to check the defense.

Chen Lu came to a place in a daze, and he took a look, it was the thatched house on the big lake that he had been to last time. It's been a long time since I've seen Master Toad, and I really miss Master and Brother Toad.

Brother Toad was taken to the nest, and the master's house was set on fire by the second princess, and now I don't know what happened, he didn't bother to ask last time, looking at the scene, no one should be chasing and killing. With Master's skills, are you afraid of chasing and killing? Brother Toad is still not the lord of Boling Lake?

He thought, standing there still, admiring the scenery of Jiangnan after a long absence. But it seemed that someone did not want him to see, and he felt someone pull him, and involuntarily entered the thatched hut.

The toad was still weaving the shrimp basket as usual, he seemed to smell something, and turned around suddenly, and Chen Lu only then found that he was holding a vinegar jar in his hand. He held it in both hands and carried it to the stone table. The toad put down his work and was about to eat. Chen Luchai guessed everything, it's really boring, there is nothing fresh.

Chen Lu didn't wait for the master to speak, he consciously looked for the green light, and caught the toad for the toad to eat, what is this called? After coming in for so long, neither of them spoke. These two people are broken-mouthed and nagging people, but they both shut up again.

Chen Lu heard a cry, looked at the green light and grabbed it, and carefully looked at Brother Toad's green eyes, which seemed to reveal a happy and satisfied expression. Chen Lu has been caught so many times, and it is the first time that he dares to look at Brother Toad so carefully. Seeing his expression like this, it made him very strange, and said: "Master is perverted, you are even more perverted, you have a masochist, I can't understand it, my old man recognized it, and I know why I am still a mortal." ”

The toad snapped: "What are you nagging about? Hurry up!"

Chen Lu slammed Brother Toad on the stone table, and Brother Toad screamed, Chen Lu wondered: "Brother Toad, you also know that it hurts! Hypocrisy, don't you feel pain with Master's knife and blade? Why can't I hear you?"

As he spoke, he opened the vinegar jar, poured it into the cup for the master, and said, "The master is jealous." The toad glared at him, silent, and began to eat and drink to himself. Chen Lu stood beside him. The toad looked at him with a puzzled expression.

Chen Lu said: "Master, even if you eat and drink, my Zicheng is fine, waiting to throw the toad legs." ”

The toad pushed it to this side, and Chen Lu picked it up and left, saying as he walked, "Master, is the old official price?"

"Hmph, priceless, let's get started. ”

Chen Lu turned around suspiciously and said, "Master, what do you mean by priceless, my Zicheng is really afraid of you, and I have been played to death by you again and again." ”

"Priceless is priceless, and people who read don't even understand this?"

"I don't understand, the language of the world is very powerful, and it is even more difficult for you to understand. Literally, priceless is worthless, worthless. But the word is out of shape, priceless, you try, it must be priceless. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, start, or fuck off. ”

Although he still spoke so harshly, he seemed a little nervous with a trembling voice. Chen Lu was very strange and said, "Master, my Zicheng sees that you are a little nervous, this is not your character, life is on my Zicheng, why should Master be in a hurry? Love is worth anything. ”