Chapter 212: You Dare to Kiss Me

In the Void......

The Longxi hermit heard Long Xiangtian's scream, and glanced at the old woman beside him out of the corner of his eye. didn't even look down, and then the clouds continued to look up at the battle at a high altitude.

"Aren't you going to see your precious apprentice?" said the old woman.

The Longxi hermit handsomely shook a strand of long hair in front of his forehead, "No, you can't stand a little beating, how can you become a big weapon! Just like me...... I have been beaten by you for thousands of years, have you ever seen me bow my head, beg for mercy, and sell miserably?"

The old woman pursed her mouth without a trace, raised her head and continued to look at the sky.

The Longxi hermit looked at the old woman's wrinkles like the bark of the old jujube tree with a slight side face, and it seemed that the flowers could be seen from above.

"Huahua, strict teachers make high apprentices. I don't know how they fight, what I see is that people show mercy everywhere, she doesn't even have the slightest self-knowledge, and she is vicious! ”

The old woman didn't know this, she wanted to help Rou'er achieve her wishes, and she ...... I wish the dragon servants found out about this place and sent them back to the outer heavens......

"However, fortunately, the monk has no killing intent, as if he is persuading, so that Rou'er will retreat in ...... difficulty."

The old woman said secretly: Do you still need to say that he peeked at Rou'er taking a bath, and no matter how Rou'er chased and beat her, she didn't fight back. This is Rou'er chased to the temple to make trouble, so they had to take action......

However, such a picture seems familiar, and the same thing happened to her thousands of years ago. The voyeur at the time......

The old woman secretly glanced at the Longxi hermit......

was thinking a lot, and when he heard Long Xiangtian screaming, what else was he anxious about...... Here's the volcano!

The Longxi hermit could no longer pretend to be calm, and blurted out: "Did the volcano erupt in advance?"

Looking at the back that disappeared in an instant, the old woman muttered to herself: "Volcano? in advance? Longxi...... What else do you know?"

The Longxi hermit landed on the ground, looked at the hole that was the thickness of a person, and exclaimed, "Xiangtian, why did you fall here?"

Long Xiangtian wanted to cry without tears: "Master, you won't see when I fell, right?" Save me, Master, the fire is burning under the buttocks......

The Longxi hermit breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the situation, "Don't be afraid, it's not a volcanic eruption." Maybe you fell on the ass, a manly man, you have to stand the beating. Don't cry when you suffer a little sin, you will make the master very shameless. Look at other people's apprentices, they are stunned and refuse to admit defeat until now......"

Long Xiangtian cried, he really cried: "Master, if you don't save me, my ass will be roasted!"

"Huh, don't say it, there really smells of barbecue!" the Longxi hermit sniffed and confirmed.

Then with one palm down, Long Xiangtian suddenly felt a strong pull on his belt and dragged it up.

With a chaotic sound of the joints of his body, Long Xiangtian's original posture of his buttocks on his lower limbs and head changed. Long Xiangtian's face also changed, painful.

It soon became a position with the navel on top and the limbs on all fours......

"Whew......"

"Shut up! How can a manly man not withstand a little toss...... Belch...... A little tempering!"

Long Xiangtian shut up.

The Longxi hermit was satisfied.

Dark Dao Xiangtian, this kid is still very patient.

It wasn't until Long Xiangtian was pulled out of the cave by him and his posture was weird and motionless that he realized that it was not an apprentice who could bear it, but actually ...... Long Xiangtian had already fainted in pain......

The old woman landed here, the corners of her mouth twitched a few times, and she sneered: "Your methods of tempering apprentices are really clever!"

The Longxi hermit felt that he had lost face, and he had to find a crack in the ground to get in......

Ground Seam ......

"Who's down there?" he saw another man in the cracks in the ground!

"......" Zhang Yi was about to reply, when he suddenly found that another head appeared above...... Old woman!

No, she can't use ventriloquist anymore! she's the one who has heard her own ventriloquism......

"Ah...... Ahhh......h

"It's a mute, get him up. The old woman's voice was suddenly softer than ever.

The Longxi hermit didn't say much, so he repeated the trick, and the mana sucked Zhang Yi's hair and lifted him up.

Zhang Yi didn't have the joy of seeing the light again, he only felt that this middle-aged handsome old guy was not much worse than Liuchen. One is to threaten him to shave his head, and the other is to do it directly!

Raising his hand to rub his aching scalp, he listened to this person's chattering lesson, saying that a manly husband should be able to withstand tossing or something.

Suddenly, he changed the subject: "How did you fall into the hole?"

Zhang Yi glanced at him, but still answered him, "Abba Aba......"

The Longxi hermit shook his head, "I didn't understand!"

It's weird to understand. Zhang Yi was so anxious that he stomped his feet and pointed to the sky......

"You mean...... You were thrown into it by that monk in the sky, right?"

The old woman gave Zhang Yi a good explanation.

Zhang Yi nodded hurriedly. It's just, a monk in the sky?

When he looked up, his eyes widened in horror for a moment......

......

In the void.

Xuan Zhirou saw that she couldn't help it, and said coquettishly: "Monk, do you dare to take a closer look at the eyes of the deity?"

Liuchen Feng lightly recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha! Little lady...... Belch...... What else does the female donor have, just show it. ”

"Phew, look!"

Liuchen looked intently, and suddenly felt an invisible force rush out of her eyes, reaching the sea of knowledge. Then a picture came to his mind, it was a fairyland. The rich aura shrouds a fairy mountain, and the fairy mountain Qiong Pavilion stands in a forest, and the most obvious place is a pavilion. In the pavilion, Lao Hou's mother-in-law was scratching her head and dancing, and a little doll more than a year old on the stone table was crawling towards Liuchen, and she was still calling indistinctly: Daddy......

"Hahahaha!" Liuchen was amused. "The daughter of the head of the Xuantian Sect of the dignified Heaven Outer Heaven actually gave up the Xuantian Technique, the supreme martial arts of her own sect, but she has a deep understanding of these evil sects that mess people's minds, which really surprises the poor monks!

Xuan Zhirou, the poor monk said that you shouldn't come here. Anyone can come, but you Xuantian Sect can't. Now that you have arrived, you must obey the rules of this world. Alright, you can go down too!"

With that, Liuchen pointed at the frightened girl's void. Xuan Zhirou suddenly felt that she was imprisoned, and then Liuchen patted her gently, and she followed in the footsteps of Long Xiangtian......

Xuan Zhirou, who fell from a high altitude, was first shocked by the profundity of the six dusts, and in this way, she was able to stay in the temple and enjoy the joy of family without being expelled by the dragon attendant. She was even more surprised by Liuchen's insight, he seemed to know a lot about Xuantian Sect's understanding of her Xuanzhirou!

Then she was even more horrified!

Because she watched herself smash down on a handsome guy with the same look of horror!

"Bang ......"

The King of Heaven covers the tiger!

No, there's a tigress falling from the sky!

The Longxi hermit was stunned, the old woman was stunned, and even Long Xiangtian, who had just gotten up, was stunned, along with Lu Kui, who had just run to the side of the nearby road, and everyone was stunned......

The hearts of several female disciples cracked......

However, they also saw that things were unusual, and they all kept their mouths shut, not daring to speak indiscriminately. Because they knew that Master didn't like people to talk too much, and besides, they had already tasted the fate of seeing nonsense.

"Stop! no! Shut up! Shut up......" Long Xiang yelled in a hurry.

He shouted out the hearts of Shan Xing and the others.

The two people who hugged each other looked at each other's eyes as if their eyes were bigger......

"Stop, stop......" Long Xiangtian endured the severe pain all over his body and walked towards the two of them little by little.

"Poof!"

Zhang Yi seemed to hear the sound of the red wine cork separating from the mouth of the bottle......

Even if you are knocked down, you are still forcibly hugged and kissed!

How is this going to work? Uh, well, this kind of works.

The question is...... What should I do?

The other party is a big master who can abuse him! Zhang Yi lamented, saying that he couldn't ask for a scumbag.

Zhang Yi pushed Xuan Zhirou away and hurriedly got up. Angrily pointing at Abba and Abba beat his chest and complained for a long time......

Xuan Zhirou regained her mobility and slowly stood up.

Zhang Yi protected his chest with his frightened hands, looking like a little sheep meeting a pervert, and his head shook so that people couldn't see his face clearly. Seeing that they still couldn't understand their words, they finally stomped their feet in anger and hid their faces in grief......

Xuan Zhirou was stunned for a long time, looked back at the old woman, Sakura's lips moved, and said aggrievedly: "Mama, obviously I suffered a loss......

Long Xiangtian leaned in front of Xuan Zhirou and snorted coldly: "This is a typical example of him being cheap and selling well! If it weren't for seeing that he was a dumb person, I would have killed him with a sword just now." Don't be afraid, I don't dislike your ......."

As he spoke, he turned to look in the direction of Zhang Yi's departure, "Boy, I, Long Xiangtian, remember you! Let you go today, and I will beat you once when I see you in ......the future!"

Before he finished speaking, he only felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, and his body was knocked away by a strong force......

Xuan Zhirou withdrew her beautiful legs and said coldly: "Long Xiangtian!

Open crotch pants!

The Longxi hermit hurriedly looked at his good apprentice, and then his face twitched, "Whahahahaha...... How do you dress like this to go out...... Uh......"

He hurriedly stopped, not because of Long Xiangtian's embarrassed face, but because he remembered the words of his apprentice just now: There is a volcano underneath!

Looking at Zhang Yi's back, he shook his head. Looking up at the sky again, there was no longer the figure of the monk.

"Let's go, let's get out of here as soon as possible! The Longxi Hermit suggested.

"Who says it isn't!" the old woman subconsciously looked at the pond in the distance......

So, Long Xiangtian covered his two buttocks with both hands, and followed closely behind the master's feet with small steps. It's weird, it's really weird. was smashed into a hole in the ground, and for some reason, two palm-sized round holes were burned on his clothes, revealing two scorched black fires......