When he heard Shen Tianqi's words, Chu Changfeng was stunned for a while.

"Five thousand years of refining qi?"

"The strongest Qi training period in history?"

Chu Changfeng's breathing gradually became short, and he looked at Shen Tianqi, "Why do you have such thoughts, are you too beautiful?"

Shen Tianqi said: "Since Hongluan can't make much progress during the Qi cultivation period, and he can't enter the Gathering Spirit Realm and Return to the Dao Realm in a short period of time, then let him take his time." I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so let's find out. ”

"Anyway, in Tianqi Village, everyone is unparalleled in luck, you and I are working harder, all the villagers have entered the stage of Qi cultivation, and Qi refining has been going on for five thousand years. ”

Shen Tianqi said.

"Uh... Harder?" Chu Changfeng pondered.

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"I mean... Grip hard..."

"Uh... Grippy?"

"I mean... Nu Try..."

"Uh... Nu Hard?"

Shen Tianqi said with a dark face: "Do you understand what I mean?"

Chu Changfeng nodded: "I understand, I understand, but what you said is too ambiguous." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi turned around and left, go to your uncle, is there any ambiguity in what I said?

Did you get a primary school diploma?

Not to mention the primary school diploma, do you get the kindergarten diploma?

I don't even have a kindergarten diploma, and you still say that my words are ambiguous?

Is there any ambiguity in my words?

It's obvious that you're too filthy...

Driving a car, driving all day, how can there be so many cars to drive?

If the car has been driven for a long time, it will also be scrapped.

Looking at Shen Tianqi's back, Chu Changfeng was a little puzzled, "Why are you leaving?"

But Shen Tianqi didn't look back, Chu Changfeng guessed that this guy must be worried about Hongluan's affairs, so he didn't stop it.

Then Chu Changfeng changed his clothes, his whole body was pitch black, and his big hat was covered on his head.

And then, Shen Tiantian, Shen Tianba, and Hongluan rushed here.

"Master..."

The three of them said in unison.

"Hmm..."

Chu Changfeng responded lightly.

Shen Tiantian said, "Master, what are we going to learn today?"

"Today we don't learn anything..."

Chu Changfeng smiled lightly, "Today, let's tell a story... Don't tell this story..."

"Last night..."

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Shen Tianqi returned home, his mother was chatting with Hongyan, and his father was smoking a cigarette next to him.

"Coming back?"

Shen Ping'an asked casually.

Shen Tianqi originally wanted to say back, but when the words came out of his mouth, they became, "I didn't come back." ”

Shen Ping'an: "???"

Shen Tianqi hurriedly remedied: "Dad, I'm back, I'm back." ”

Shen Ping'an glared at Shen Tianqi and said, "Are you playing with me here? ”

"Isn't it perfunctory to me?"

"Otherwise, this father, you will be the one?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be a little speechless, but he still said, "Dad, let me ask you a question, are you willing to live forever?"

Shen Ping'an nodded and said, "Isn't this kid talking nonsense? Who doesn't want to live forever? Doesn't sending you to Xianmen hope that you can live forever?"

Hearing this, Shen Tianqi couldn't help but be very moved, "Dad, it turns out that you actually let me go up the mountain with such an idea back then." ”

Shen Ping'an said solemnly: "Naturally, although I, Shen Ping'an, don't know a few big characters, I can distinguish between right and wrong." What kind of immortal fate is it to be able to go up the mountain and enter the Immortal Gate to cultivate?"

"After entering the Immortal Gate, isn't it a matter of time before you become immortal?"

"What's more important is that back then, if you wanted to live or die and follow your master, your mother and I couldn't stop you. ”

"Otherwise, how can there be a matter of Tiantian and Tianba?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

This father of his own, what he said is really simple.

I was really speechless.

After Shen Ping'an finished speaking, he looked at Shen Tianqi curiously: "Why did you suddenly ask me this?"

Shen Tianqi coughed and said, "Dad, what if, I mean what if..."

"If you and my mother are struck by lightning alive, you..."

As soon as Shen Tianqi was halfway through his words, he felt that the air instantly froze.

Shen Ping'an looked at him, his mother looked at him, and Hongyan also looked at him.

Shen Tianqi opened his mouth and said a little dryly: "I mean if..."

"Ahhhh

"Besides, you're going to let me finish my sentence..."

"Ahhhh

"Dad, put down your slippers, mother, put down your feather duster..."

"Ahhh

"Little rabbit, if I don't beat you up today, you don't know why the flowers are so red!"

"If I don't beat you today, Lao Tzu will have your surname!"

"What if?"

"If I catch you, do you think I might not be able to beat you?"

Shen Ping'an was barefoot with one foot, wearing cloth shoes with one foot, and holding cloth shoes with one hand, chasing Shen Tianqi in the courtyard at the moment.

And Shen Tianqi's mother held a feather duster in her hand and chased after Shen Ping'an.

"Stinky boy, you stop for the old lady!"

"Lady has to beat your ass today. ”

"I was also hacked by thunder, come on, come on, you said your ass might not be beaten by me to bleed?"

"Stinky boy, usually your father beats you, have you seen me participate?"

"Today I have to let you experience, the memory of childhood mixed doubles..."

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Hongyan was also a little at a loss when she saw this scene, and when she saw the three people running in circles around the yard, Hongyan hurriedly said: "Dad, mother, surround! You and my dad are surrounded before and after!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Whose daughter-in-law are you?

Can't you help me?

Shen Ping'an: "Good daughter-in-law!"

Shen Ping'an's daughter-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, my mother will make you soup to drink at night, I am too rare for you." ”

As a result, Shen Tianqi was surrounded by the front and back, and gradually blocked the corner.

"Dad, mother..."

Shen Tianqi shuddered and said, "Calm down... Calm down... I'm your son..."

Shen Ping'an took the slippers and said with a cold face: "Anyway, I am not only a son like you..."

Shen Tianqi's mother took the feather duster and said: "Tianba has been beaten by us several times when he was a child, and since you went to Xianmen, you have never experienced such happiness. ”

"Wheel... It's your turn, too. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi shuddered.

And Hongyan watched Shen Tianqi being beaten by 36,000 words.

"Don't fight..."

"Don't fight anymore..."

Shen Tianqi: "......"

You're up and stopping you...

After adding another 55,555 words to the beating, Shen Ping'an and his wife stopped moving.

"Tired!"

"I'm so tired!"

The two said truthfully.

Shen Tianqi: It is suggested to be changed to...

Refreshing!

It's so cool!

You say you're tired, but I don't see you stop to rest!