If the Jade Emperor hadn't demoted you and me to mortality, maybe there wouldn't be what happened today. ”

"It's Yan Jun's fault! If I don't be reincarnated as a pig by Yan Jun, maybe I'll be reincarnated as a human. ”

"It's the fault of the Western Meridian! I only have the Western Meridian in my heart, and I have failed her for generations. ”

“......”

Sha Seng looked at Wen Hou who was talking to himself in the corner, "Second Senior Brother is fine." ”

Sun Wukong stretched his waist, "It's normal, the whole world is at fault, just him and Gao Cuilan! I was more in love than this back then, and I woke up after nagging for a long time, what about the master?"

Sha Seng said, "The master took Xiaobai out to teach the villagers of Gaolaozhuang to be people." ”

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "You, go to the next room and start searching." ”

Sha Seng hesitated, "What are you searching for?"

"Search for meat!" Sun Wukong sniffed, "I smell a delicious smell, go, remember to search underground, you will definitely find good delicious food." ”

Sun Wukong said, "Okay!"

Boom –

In the courtyard of an ordinary house, the white dragon horse rubbed his hooves and stepped on a pig demon, "Say, be a man or a demon!"

The pig demon's face was red and swollen, and he was beaten lightly, and snorted, "A demon is a demon, even if you are powerful, we will not become human!"

"There is a backbone, I like it!" the white dragon horse kicked back, and the hard-mouthed pig demon went up the tree and was cold.

The white dragon horse knocked down the wall and walked out arrogantly, and was confronted by a large group of villagers with sticks and clubs quickly retreating, cursing and swearing as they retreated.

"None of those who take the Western Scriptures are good!"

"We are good demons, we don't let people, we have to be people, what good is it for people!"

"That is, we are weak and weak, and our lifespan is still short, why should we be human beings!"

White gas surged from the nostrils of the white dragon horse, and his voice rumbled, "Let you become human, you will become human, where is so much bullshit! You don't change people, how can we complete the main quest? You bastards, you can only think about yourself, can't you think about it for us? Can't you think about it for all beings in the world? A group of frogs at the bottom of the well still say something fair in front of my third prince of the dragon, do you know how justice is written? Roar——"

The white dragon horse has a long neck, the white horsehair on the back is flying, and it spits out, and the oncoming pig demons have gone to the sky.

The white dragon horse rushed forward and chased and killed.

In the pavilion not far away, Fahai overlooked the white dragon horse chasing the pig demons running all over the village, pleasing to the eye and sipping tea.

On Fahai's side, Master Gao said worriedly, "Master, since they don't want to turn back into people, forget it, your master Tang Sanfu didn't turn them into people back then, but stamped a seal and rushed directly to the next level." ”

Fahai paced the trail, "So, my master is defeated, the same pit, the person who learns the scriptures can't fall into it eleven times in a row! The benevolence of a woman is never advisable, Master Gaozhuang, think about it, if the poor monks ignore them and let these demon clans think, then they will think that the people in the world are all wrong, and everyone in the world has changed into demons.

"This kind of dangerous signs and ideas must be eliminated in time, even if it is to kill the villagers of this village and attract another group of people from outside, it is not unwilling. ”

Master Gao said, "Master is serious, these guys will never be able to get out of Gao Laozhuang for the rest of their lives, how can they go out and harm people? ”

Fahai said with a playful smile, "Master Gao looks distressed!"

Master Gao said, "They are all villagers of my Gao Laozhuang, how can I, as a squire, stand by and watch? ”

Fahai looked at Master Gao and said indifferently, "The poor monk once heard people talk about the pot, saying that the Wu clan and the demon clan are both big clans, and the Wu clan likes to eat demon beasts, and the demon clan is dissatisfied with the behavior of the Wu clan. The poor monk originally thought that this statement was nonsense, but now it seems that it is not all false, this pig demon in the mountain villa is all raised by you, Master Gao!"

Master Gao took a few steps back and pointed to Fahai Dao, "You monk, how can you slander people! I am a well-known good man in ten miles and eight towns, how can I turn people into demons!"

"Great good man?" Fahai laughed out of a pig cry, "Master Gao, everyone is an old man who has been mixed up for so long, can you stop talking about this kind of deception to children, you can rule such a big monster village, Master Gao, you are a great good man, more ruthless than my father's great good man." ”

Master Gao didn't want to believe in Guanhai, so he turned around and said, "You bald donkey, full of quibbles, harming my daughter, forcing my wife, killing my villagers, the old man and you, from now on, everyone has no contact!"

Fahai saw that Master Gao was angry, and he was not in a hurry, "You are still angry when you say two sentences, really, how old are you, did the poor monk say that he would not let you eat pork, right?"

Master Gao looked back at Fahai, "What the hell does the mage mean!"

Fahemans said methodically, "The poor monk has always been very good at cooking, especially in roast pork, it can be said that he has deep attainments, as a witch who likes to eat pork, he is also a cooking lover, and the poor monk just wants to have an in-depth exchange with Master Gao about the production and preservation of pork." ”

Master Gao looked at Fahai's fake smile, "I feel like you're yin me." ”

Fahai said with a smile, "It's really not, a bright and upright monk like a poor monk, if you want a yin person, you will be hammered directly in front of you, and it will be too troublesome to use wisdom." ”

Master Gao said, "I have nothing to talk about with you, let's go our separate ways!"

Fahai stopped Master Gao again, "Wait a minute, Master Gao will stamp my customs clearance documents, or I won't be able to go back to my father, to the Jade Emperor, and to Rulai." ”

Master Gao said, "There is no seal." ”

"Signatures are OK too. Fahai pulled the collar of Master Gao, "Write the name of the owner of Gaozhuang, don't write Wu Gang." ”

Master Gao reluctantly signed Fahai's name, "Now the holy monk can go!"

"Wait a minute!" Fahai took out a diary of his journey to the west, "The poor monk has just arrived, and there is nothing to give to the master of the high village, this is a diary written by the poor monk in his spare time, I hope the master of the high village can accept it." ”

Master Gao said impatiently, "Holy Monk's kindness, please take it back!"

Fahai said, "Does Master Gao look down on me Fahai?"

Master Gao reluctantly accepted the diary of Journey to the West, and Fahai said, "The poor monk hopes that Master Gao can respect the poor monk a little bit and read the first chapter to me, okay?"

"Holy monk, you wrote the Journey to the West diary yourself, don't you know the contents?

"Master Gao, the poor monk has helped you so much, is it difficult for you to do something?"

"But the first chapter is tens of thousands of words, so I don't have to say a few hours after reading it!"

"The donor read slowly, this is Gao Laozhuang, don't worry. ”

“......”

Master Gao held the Journey to the West diary and read it slowly, but Fahai was already gone.

I don't know how long later, I only saw a white-faced and green-clothed housekeeper running over, "Master, master, something happened!"

Master Gao looked at the middle-aged butler who was coming to him, "You, who are you?"

The housekeeper said, "Master, I'm a talented person!"

Master Gao said, "How did you become a human, aren't you a pig demon?"

"I, I was killed by them, and then I woke up and became a human!" Gao Cai roared urgently, "Master, this is not the point now, something happened, up and down Gaojiazhuang, all the things that can be moved were snatched away by the scriptures, even the stone lion in front of our Zhuangzi Gate was taken away, and now our family is poor and does not even have a single firewood." ”

When Master Gao heard this, old blood spurted out, "What did you say? Then the apprentice of Fahai emptied Gao Laozhuang? Isn't Madame in the village?"

Gao Cai said, "As soon as Gao Laozhuang's ban was lifted, Mrs. left Gao Laozhuang, I don't know where to go, I should be looking for that old man, master, you have to hold on!"

When Master Gao heard this, he vomited blood and fell to the ground, "Fahai! I am inseparable from you!!"