Chapter 105: Dead Horses as Live Horse Doctors

"I'm scratching, I'm scratching, I'm scratching!"

"I'm flashing, I'm flashing, I'm flashing!"

The first strike is the strongest, the little cat girl dodged straight forward, although full of momentum, but in her heart is also very jealous of Huang Banxian's mouth spewing poisonous mist, and has been secretly holding her breath! Even so, her body is still extremely flexible between advance and retreat, I saw her swimming around Huang Banxian, like a butterfly wearing flowers, circling around, not only surrounded by heavy people...... The shadow of the cat, the ten sharp claws between the waves, are even more tiger and sparkling!

"Oops! The Mouse King wasn't lying...... The little cat demon moves so quickly, it's really difficult!" Huang Banxian was shocked, and after barely covering it for a few times, he was extremely embarrassed, and said angrily: "Little cat demon, if you are so rude, I will spray you with fairy energy! If you finally spray you with three long and two short, don't blame me for not reminding you!"

"Phew! What kind of fairy energy! What else can you do besides blowing nonsense! Am I still afraid that you won't succeed! Look at me catching you with a face full of flowers!" The little cat woman scolded coquettishly, not only was she not afraid at all, but between the ten sharp claws she waved, it was more and more fast and fast, and the tricks could not leave the face of the yellow half-fairy!

"Hmph! You little cat demon is really rude! You want to scratch me with a full face! Look at my tricks...... Spray your face full of flowers first!" Huang Banxian was dizzy, and he could barely go to the farmhouse to steal a few chickens, and where was the opponent of the little cat woman! You fought back and forth for a few rounds before you couldn't parry, one didn't pay attention, "squeak", and the robe on his chest was torn open by the claws of the little cat woman! I couldn't help but be horrified, and I didn't dare to hesitate anymore, I exhaled and squirted out a mouthful of the little cat woman's face...... Half a mouthful of poisonous mist!

The little cat woman had already taken precautions, although a dark poisonous mist was coming, but she held her breath and was not affected in the slightest, and her body was far away from the poisonous fog!

"Oops, it looks like it's going to rain today...... Suddenly remembered that there were still a few pieces of clothes confiscated at home!Little Catwoman, let's stop the battle for the time being, and I'll come back to you tomorrow to share the wins and losses!" Seeing that half of the poisonous gas spit out had no effect at all, Huang Banxian's face suddenly showed panic, and after reluctantly explaining a sentence, he didn't stop, turned around and slipped away!

Although I'm not good at lines or anything, fighting is not a strong point...... But I still have to cherish my own life!

"Phew! After spraying poisonous gas, you want to smear oil on the soles of your feet? Have your big spring and autumn dreams!" Where is the little cat girl willing to let go, her figure follows closely, and her claws are rushing towards the back of Huang Banxian's head! She saw that Huang Banxian had already spit out a mouthful of poisonous mist, and her heart was settled, so she no longer continued to hold her breath, and while adjusting the breath in her chest, she scolded angrily: "Come if you want? Go if you want? You have a good calculation! Today, my aunt and grandmother will catch you in pieces! Save you from always thinking about my fish in your heart!"

"......Ahh It's all yours!" Although Huang Banxian, who was very good at fighting dialogues or something, his acting skills in escaping were very well done, and he screamed again and again, covering his head with both hands and desperately escaping. After running a few steps, he pretended to slip under his feet, and his whole body rolled out on his side in the air, and he was about to flip and fall to the ground!

"Bah! Look at your old arms and legs! You can fall into a dog gnawing mud when you walk, and you want to grab fish to eat!"

"Ah......" Huang Banxian's body was still in mid-air, and when he opened his mouth, he let out a shocking scream, but halfway through the call...... The voice stopped suddenly, and finally spit out a dark poisonous mist! It turned out that the fall was fake, return to the horse gun, look back at the moon, and turn back to ...... Half a mouthful of poisonous mist is the real thing!

"Oops!" The little cat woman didn't take precautions, and the distance between the two sides was too close, so she didn't have time to dodge, so she was sprayed by Huang Banxian's last remaining half of the poisonous mist, and immediately covered her nose with her hands and let out a muffled scream!

"Haha! forgive you like a ghost, and drink old ...... Hehe, little cat demon, I finally know how powerful this great immortal is, right? I'll catch you back now to warm the bed!" Huang Banxian saw the little cat girl slump to the ground, so he put his mind at ease, reached out and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and peeked at the big stone where Wu Guo and they were hiding: "It's okay! Although the literary opera was a mess by me, how can I play it...... It's okay to be so-so! Well, if you make a mistake, the director won't blame me!"

"Phew! Don't pretend! Don't dare! Where has the little mouse gone? Why don't you show up quickly! You colluded to harm me...... This time I have fallen for your tricks, and I have nothing to say...... But let's see how you two share the fish first!" Although the little cat woman fell to the ground weakly, her mouth refused to admit defeat: "Huang Banxian, how long have you not rinsed your mouth and brushed your teeth? Why does the poisonous gas still smell of stinky socks? It's disgusting!"

"Don't think too badly about the little mouse, maybe he won't know where to jump out to rescue you for a while!" Huang Banxian succeeded in a blow, but he didn't see the mouse king jump out to save the beauty heroically, and he didn't know what to do next, so he had to talk nonsense with the little cat girl while deliberately delaying time: "Hey, I just fought a few moves, and my waist seemed to flash, let me rest for a while......"

"Phew, if you didn't collude, how would you know that there were fish here! Even the secret things like the hundred-year-old carp king were clear?" The little cat woman spat hard, even if she was lying on the ground, she still didn't forgive: "Besides, I only heard that there is a yellow half-fairy who goes to steal chickens in the middle of the night, and how can there be a weasel who comes to grab fish early in the morning! And that little mouse...... In the past, he always sneaked out in the middle of the night to peep at me, but today he would have come out early in the morning...... Needless to say, he's going to show up! Even though you two are in a mess, I don't believe he's going to watch you snatch that hundred-year-old carp king!"

"Huh, Brother Guo, why isn't the little cat girl scared at all?" Seeing that there was already chaos in the field, the mouse king slowly approached Wu Guo's side, and hesitated: "Also, she seems to be a little suspicious of me now...... What can we do about this? We can't use all the tragic and bitter scenes we prepared in advance!"

"What else can I do! Dead horses are treated as live horse doctors! She is not afraid now, because she knows in her heart that you will definitely hide aside, let alone let Huang Banxian take her away!" Although Wu Guo was annoyed in his heart, he could only make mistakes if he made mistakes: "Little Catwoman has now expected that you and Huang Banxian will collude to harm her...... So the hero must be gone to save the beauty or anything! But you seem to be able to pretend to cross the river and tear down the bridge...... Now I'm going to jump out, and let's get rid of that weasel that has not done enough and has more than enough to lose!"

"Understood!" The mouse king nodded violently, and without hesitation, he jumped out at once, and he shouted loudly: "Phew! Huang Banxian, don't be rude!

"Huh, I just defeated the kitten demon, why did I kill another Cheng Biting Jin halfway? It's really a good thing!" Although he had already goofed up, Huang Banxian's face still pretended to be surprised, and his body was motionless.

Although the previous lines were too bad, and the scene was also a goof, I still remember the direction of the plot! He was waiting for the little mouse to pounce and hug the little cat girl!

"Phew, this is the Mouse Mountain, how can I allow you to go wild here!" Although the mouse king's mouth was high-sounding, a pair of small eyes secretly aimed at the little cat girl, only to see her frowning, not only did not show the kind of ecstatic look after being saved, but looked at him with disgust!

"This timid little mouse, if you don't hug the little cat girl now, what are you talking about with me?" Huang Banxian was suspicious in his heart, since everything was already messed up, he stood there stupidly and simply didn't speak!

Didn't the director tell him before! Just stand stupidly! Wait for the little mouse to stupidly hold back the big move!

"Hmph, little mouse, are you finally willing to come out?" Seeing that the mouse king finally appeared, the little cat girl was not surprised, she just stared at him hatefully, and said angrily: "I usually look at you quite honestly...... I really regret that I didn't have a few claws to scratch you to death before!"

"Isn't it? Why did she still dig up old accounts with me? I remember my grandfather told me...... If a woman turns over the old accounts, it will be fine!" Although the mouse king was apprehensive, he was unwilling to lose the great opportunity in front of him, hesitated for a while, and finally relied on the courage to open his arms, while making a gesture, while cheekily saying bitter lines: "Little cat girl, how are you? Have you been hurt by the damn Huang Banxian......?" You can't die! What will I do if I die!"

"Phew, you're dead! You're ...... Don't come here!" Seeing the appearance of the mouse king with his teeth and claws, the little cat girl hurriedly shouted.

"Isn't it......? It's not just different from what I expected...... The plot is completely reversed! Not only does she not let me go now...... He looked at me with a wary face...... As for crying with joy or something, there is no more!" Under the cat's authority, the little mouse didn't say anything and rushed over and hugged it...... I didn't even dare to take a step forward with my feet! After thinking about it, I could only smile reluctantly: "Don't worry! If I can't say it, I won't go over!" Well, I'll come back to save you when I beat this weasel away!"

"Hmph! Even if you are fighting with Huang Banxian now, it is because of that hundred-year-old carp king! What does it have to do with me? Who's going to save you?" the little cat girl still had a cold face, but she didn't appreciate it at all.

"I said before that this scene is unreliable, but now it is true! The little cat girl won't let the little mouse hug it at all! It doesn't matter if you don't let him hug it, the key is how I sneak attack!" Seeing that the little mouse played hooligan to no avail, Huang Banxian was also confused in his heart: "When the director said the play...... In order to render the essence of the bitter love drama, I had to beat the little mouse until he spit blood in his mouth in advance...... But if he doesn't show me the hole in his back now, how can I sneak attack!"

One wrong step, one wrong step! The mouse king and Huang Banxian stood in the middle of the field and looked at each other, staring at each other with big eyes, they were all stuck!

According to the original assumption, the weasel was the common enemy of the little mouse and the little catwoman...... But this Huang Banxian's acting skills are too poor, and he comes up to goof, and the little cat woman sees that he is actually an accomplice of the little mouse...... The kitten woman is alone, not only will she not share the same hatred and hatred with the little mouse, but will be in the same boat...... On the contrary, I will resent him more and more for his cunning and indifference...... Oh my God! This scene is really self-defeating!" Wu Guo, who was hiding behind the stones, also shook his head and sighed!

"Hehe, I'll just say that you don't have the talent to direct, you are still not convinced! Look! The second scene is a little bit bigger!" Although it has become a mess, Cai Suzhen is secretly happy in his heart on the side, and his face is also smiling like a flower.

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