Chapter 821: The Legendary Pleasing Type
"Brother Feng, don't worry! I can't chew too much, I'll answer your questions one by one now. Although Feng Yiting had an angry expression, Zhao Kaige looked calm, and said with a faint smile: "Let's talk about why I risked my life to get flowers and grass in the empty building...... No! I went to harvest those strange flowers and plants in the empty building! Alas! It was all tears! The healing herbs in the capital had been taken away by Yanyulou before, so how dare I fight with Yu Zhangjiao? What should I do with the relatives of the emperor and the country? Just like what you just said...... How many pounds and taels do you have, don't you have a little ...... in your heart What is the number? Helpless, Ye'er organized an auction some time ago, but I didn't expect it to end up empty-handed...... Now that there are no healing herbs at home, can I not be anxious......? If I don't hurry up and get some healing herbs, not only will I fall to the ground, but the entire Zhao family will collapse!"
"......" Feng Yiting stroked his beard, although he already believed it in his heart, he raised the bar in his mouth and said: "Since you can't ask for it, you have to rob it...... The problem is that you can go and grab other people's herbs, and you don't have to risk your life to break into the empty building to grab it! Well, I heard that the harmful fruit has come out for a walk now, and it seems that the injury is almost healed...... He must have a lot of herbs in his house!"
"Ahem! I don't dare to grab the herbs that harm people's fruits, and I can't rob them! Break into the empty building and grab the herbs...... Even if I am unlucky, at most I will be trapped in it alone, if I take the risk of forcibly harming the herbs of human fruits...... I can't imagine that the whole family will get in!" Zhao Kaige first looked around thoughtfully, and then whispered: "I heard that a few days ago, Yu Shaozhang led a group of subordinates to go out to rob the medicine cart that harmed people...... What was the result? They went out together, and in the end, only Yu Shaozhangjiao was covered in injuries and fled back in despair...... Oh my God! Even if you lend me a few more guts, I won't dare to rob the herbs in the house of the harmful fruit! If you go to the building to steal something, it will be nine deaths at most; and if you go to the house of the harmful fruit to steal something, it will definitely be ten deaths!"
"......" Feng Yiting was speechless for a moment...... Blinking his eyes, he said unconvinced: "Although you have said this well, there is another one! You must explain it to me clearly now! You have red mouth and white teeth, and you say empty-handed that you love me like the depths of the sea...... How do I know if you will abandon me in the future? How do I know if you are deceitful now? How do I know if this is a serial scheme to harm people?"
It's messed up!
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"Hehe, it's still the same sentence, Brother Feng don't be impatient, listen to me carefully......" Zhao Kaige was not in a hurry, stroked his beard and smiled: "Actually, Brother Feng, your doubts are very normal...... All the sweet words in the world are not credible! Therefore, I will not say any sweet words to you now, because the sky is falling; we must lay out the facts and reason! If we want to understand the result of that fact, we must first understand the beginning and the cause of the matter...... So the question is, why did Your Majesty's circle abandon you before?"
"Why? Ahem! That's not easy! At first, it was because Situ decided to lead his troops to the west! I don't know how much he received, so he said bad things about me in His Majesty's ear...... Your Majesty's ears are also soft, and he immediately took over the post of commander of my three major battalions...... Since then, I have gone downhill, and from now on, I will be Wang Xiaoer's New Year, and every year is not as good as a year!" Feng Yiting rolled his eyes and said: "Unloading the mill and killing the donkey, that is quite unloading the mill and killing the donkey!" It's not that I'm full of complaints about them, but I can't swallow this breath...... You say I've been messing around with them for so many years...... How many turns of the millstone have I turned? Am I easy? The most infuriating thing is that not only did I not mix well, but I became a little donkey to be slaughtered!"
It's messed up!
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"Brother Feng! Be quiet! Be careful that the wall has ears! What's more, the surroundings are empty now, and there is not even a wall! Be careful that trouble comes out of your mouth! Be careful of being listened to by others!" Zhao Kaige was amused in his heart, but his face pretended to be a bitter obstruction, and he shook his hands and said: "I still have to say something fair here...... Situ will definitely not do anything good to be angry, the Fei family has been loyal and good for generations, so he chose to change generals before he went west...... It's just for the sake of the soldiers on the occasion of the Western Expedition, and the lives of the three armies!"
"Hmph! I listened to it! Am I really afraid of them? I used to give them a sedan chair to give them face; now they have to bear it if they don't give them a sedan chair and don't give them face! And what do you mean by that? The Fei family has been loyal and good for generations...... Am I being disfaithful? Standing and talking doesn't hurt my back! Nine years ago, I died at my hands...... Although it is a single fight in the rivers and lakes, the Fei family will not care about that! With such a deep hatred in the sea of blood, they must hate me in their hearts...... Don't look at me now every day during the day like I'm like a nobody, in fact, it's all pretended! In fact, I'm so panicked in my heart, in fact, I can't sleep every night!" Zhao Kaige's words seemed to add fuel to the fire, Feng Yiting suddenly jumped high, and said angrily: "Hmph! Their face is face, isn't my face face?" I have been swallowing my anger for a long time...... I don't want to endure it anymore! There is a saying that dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, and if I can't, I will become a dead pig, and what can they do to me...... I'm so mad at them! I'm already a little donkey to be slaughtered, why am I a dead pig again? What's wrong with today? Why have I been dead and dead since I met you...... Dare to love me now, I'm hopeless?"
It's messed up!
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"Donkeys know how expensive they are...... Don't say it, this old guy is really an old donkey who doesn't go away and goes backwards!" Zhao Kaige was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was serious, and he said seriously: "Brother Feng, you are a person who understands, in fact, you don't say much at all! In fact, the beginning and reason of the matter are here! In a simple sentence, all the flattery in the world is like a burst of empty wind, it comes and goes quickly; all the flattering relationships in the world are fragile! What do you think! How many sycophants like to slap horses in front of Your Majesty? That's really overwhelming, as many as cow's hair, no more than you, no less than you...... The competition is too fierce! Well, it can't be described as fierce anymore, but it's tragic! If you shoot the sycophants just right today, people will naturally be satisfied...... The problem is that people miss their hands and horses stumble, and you can't shoot the horse's ass just right every day! If one day you accidentally slap the horse's feet on the horse's feet...... It's over, all the previous work is over! People are angry and annoyed in their hearts, so they naturally have to wave their hands with a cold face...... Let you stand alone! a thousand words...... Why did Your Majesty's circle abandon you before? It is because your relationship is completely unequal, and that is because all the flattering relationships in the world are weak and fragile...... Say goodbye and say goodbye right away, and break up right away!"