Chapter 161 There is a policy
Until he came down the mountain, Feng Zhiping's head was still groggy, and he couldn't even remember how he got down.
Along the way, as if drunk, he crawled back to his small courtyard with one foot deep and one foot shallow, didn't bother to light the lamp and wash, didn't take off his clothes, and fell into a deep sleep on the bed.
The whole night was full of nightmares, one moment with the big eyes of the earth dragon, then eaten in one bite, and then by two rabbits as big as a mountain, the rabbit's teeth turned into fangs and were all back, until when he was exhausted and ready to give up, the sound of bangzi entered his ears, and his mind was pulled out of the nightmare.
My body was covered in cold sweat, and my clothes were soaked and uncomfortable.
Feng Zhiping turned over, lying on the bed and looking at the roof, everything from yesterday revived in his mind little by little, the cage ladder that went straight through the clouds, the paradise on the top of the mountain snow, the girl's clever smile, until the fishy aura and the terrifying beast roar came to an abrupt end, he shivered fiercely and sat up suddenly.
"Damn!
Hate thumped out of bed, feeling that something was wrong, and looked down, his face darkened.
"Grass!!"
I actually wet the bed!
Feng Zhiping was ashamed and angry, fortunately no one saw it, otherwise he would really have to wipe his neck on the spot.
Jumped out of bed, stripped himself as fast as he could, found the largest wooden basin and stuffed it all in, filled it with water and sprinkled half a jar of soap horn powder, and washed himself thoroughly from top to bottom three times, and only after rubbing off a layer of skin did he stop, changed into clean clothes and looked at the mattress that had not yet dried.
Let's dry, what should I do if I am seen?
If you don't dry it, how can you sleep in the future?
It's best to replace it all, but it will take seven or eight days to rest next time, and you can't sleep on a hard bench during this time, right?
You still have to dry it, you can see it when you see it, and if you see it, it's a big deal to find an explanation.
"It's tea!"
Feng Zhiping pulled the rope and muttered while hanging the futon.
"The young master got up in the middle of the night to drink water and accidentally spilled it, so it has a color, this is tea, strong tea!"
Hang up the futon, pick up the signboard and prepare to order a meal, and then go to the gate to continue working.
Recently, the business is getting better and better, many people are admiring the door, he actually doesn't have to go to the practice stall for a long time, but You Shuang'er is back, and he is very dissatisfied with not being able to participate in the whole process.
Feng Zhiping actually wanted to break his promise, after all, he was so ugly yesterday that he was even scared to pee, but he didn't dare, and he didn't want to, he wanted to stay with that girl for a while more than face, and make up for the difference in the past few months.
"In the future, I will marry my own girl, what are you afraid of if you lose some people, and besides, she doesn't know! Xue Li is so fierce, I don't believe that she came out straight for the first time, not to mention that I am not scared, I am fainted! Yes, I am fainted!"
found a good reason, the prince was happy, humming a little song and swaying to find Zhou Xiadong, and was about to leave after ordering, Zhou Xiadong stopped him.
"Well, here you go, a revised version just came out. ”
A stack of heavy books threaded together was placed in front of him, and the top cover was written "Dian Cang Daquan Volume 1", which was a little thicker than the old "one", and Feng Zhiping was dumbfounded.
"This thing has been updated?"
"It's not updated often, it's usually only updated once when the new sect master takes office. Zhou Xiadong glanced at Feng Zhiping with a strange look, "You'd better take a closer look, especially the door rules, this time, well, how to say it, it's written in a very detailed way." ”
Feng Zhiping felt bad, dismantled it into several volumes to find the door rules, opened the first few pages and looked at it a few times, his face changed, and he directly turned to the part about the competition, and he was furious, and slapped it on the table.
"Grass, what do you mean, cut off my financial route, this is, if you want to be shameless, it's clearly bullying people!"
Zhou Xiadong presciently picked up the tea bowl, looked at the slap prints on the table and the cracks of the table legs, and the corners of his distressed eyes twitched slightly.
Feng Zhiping didn't notice it, and he was still scolding himself, he was really angry. 163
As Zhou Xiadong said, the revised "one" door rules are indeed very detailed.
How detailed?
All the loopholes that Feng Zhiping has found and may find have been filled, and there are still writers who have not completed them, and Feng Zhiping can't think of them for the time being.
Not only that, but the writer also treats the reader as mentally retarded, tirelessly detailed, and can summarize the things in one sentence is stunned to write a small half of the paper, so detailed that the dress, expressions, movements, and the main dialogues that may occur are written, if it is not for the lack of space and fear of being beaten, it is estimated that the mental activity also has to be speculated.
The most infuriating thing is the dueling part, the beginning is no longer as straight to the point as before, but a two- or three-hundred-word manifesto, which is to encourage everyone not to use the duel as a formal means to resolve old feuds as before, but as a higher than the competition. The closest cultivation method to actual combat on the basis of not hurting lives, encouraging everyone to go all out to fight bravely on the basis of abiding by the rules, playing with momentum and level, and playing a wonderful duel that makes friends and enemies gain something, but Feng Zhiping summed it up with only one meaning, a very targeted meaning.
Duels, no longer allowed to fight on behalf of others.
In other words, his "substitute" career, which had just improved, is over.
"You can actually be very proud. Zhou Xiadong touched the table leg distressedly, making sure that he could still hold it for a while, and pushed Feng Zhiping's teacup back to the full, "You can let the sect modify the door rules for one person, as far as I know, you are the first." ”
Seeing that Feng Zhiping's anger was unabated, he added: "Moreover, your purpose has also been achieved, the sect has reformulated the promotion system, and the treatment of servants has been greatly improved compared to before, and now that there are door rules, no one dares to bully our miscellaneous servants like before." The entire Dian Cangshan servant would like to thank you for helping them win fairness, more reliable fairness than before. ”
Feng Zhiping glanced at Zhou Xiadong and lay sullenly on the table.
Proud?
Something to be proud of.
Being able to force the first sect of Tianyuan to specially revise the door rules for itself is a big thing that can brag for a lifetime, coupled with a higher apprentice treatment and promotion and selection system than before, he is indeed proud, and he is not polite to say that he is now a hero in the eyes of most servants, which can be seen from the eyes of the miscellaneous servants he has encountered recently.
But that's not the young master's purpose!
I have only one purpose from beginning to end - to practice, to practice as fast as possible!
Within the scope of the rules, unscrupulous means do not go offline to collect as many divine weapon blades as possible for cultivation, and everything else is incidental.
I am not a speech, an official, a minister, and a person with lofty ideals, I am sick, and I am jumping everywhere to persuade and change the law?
Those who were bullied were sympathetic to themselves, but they did not sympathize with the self-sacrificing others, and in his opinion, whether they were servants or outer disciples, they were bullied and they all brought themselves on.
You don't have the ability to be a person yourself, you don't know how to change a pit and squat, you don't squat on the Diancang Mountain with a dead face, and you can't get out of it here, what is it that you don't ask for?
The road was chosen by himself, since he chose it, he had to go down with blood and vomit, and he regretted it and didn't know how to make up for it, and no one was distressed if he was bullied to death.
Feng Zhiping expected that the sect would stop his "atrocities", he thought that Shangfeng would be like assigning Gou Anxin, looking for one master after another to fight against him, until he was defeated and fought until he had no confidence and face to fight again, and he was even ready to face the master of the spiritual consciousness period, but he never thought that Cangshan would be so desperate, and he didn't even want the face of the first major faction.
It is a good thing to modify the door rules for a person and spread them to his own reputation, and it is definitely a laughing stock for the sect, but the sect did it.
Feng Zhiping couldn't help but think of the words of his eldest brother Feng Zhili, most of the people who wander on the edge of the rules live better than ordinary people, but if they want to live freely, only those who make rules can do it.
I had a good time a while ago, I didn't have to worry about eating and drinking, but now that I have a new door rule, I really don't feel comfortable.
"I'm out of food. Feng Zhiping said sullenly.
Zhou Xiadong didn't know why, thought about it for a while, and called in a little brother.
"Sanbao, go, ask the kitchen to steam one more basket of steamed buns, if you want pure meat, wait for your little brother Feng to bring it back." ”
"Good come!"
Sanbao left happily, Zhou Xiadong solved the problem, and happily picked up the teacup, and said generously: "Don't worry, come to me if you are short of food, although my brother is not rich, it is not a problem to feed your kid." ”
Feng Zhiping couldn't cry or laugh, moved and helpless.
Brother Dong is really good, but he can't pee in a pot in this matter.