Chapter 55: I can't climb high
As soon as Zhang Yuanyi pushed the door in, a bucket of cold water suddenly fell on his head, fortunately, he reacted quickly, and jumped forward sideways, just avoiding this bucket of cold water, but then in countless corners in the dark, the cold water was overwhelming, and after a while, he was splashed into a soup chicken!
"Hahaha!" At this moment, a fire lit up in the room, and burst into laughter!
Zhang Yuanyi pushed the cold water back from his hair and glanced around.
Around him stood four people, each carrying an empty bucket, apparently the work of them.
This is Tang Chi put down the empty bucket in his hand, walked over and put his arm on Zhang Yuanyi's shoulder and said: "Brother, don't be angry, this is our custom here, every newcomer has to go through such a level, called catching the wind and washing the dust." β
Zhang Yuanyi's face was normal, it didn't matter.
Zhong Shi also walked over and said: "Another point, you don't have a separate room, just look at the beds here, we are going to live together, and you will also become a new member of our big family." β
Zhang Yuan's body was shocked, and the spiritual power evaporated all the water on his body, and he asked, "I think this place is quite a big academy, and the academy is so poor?"
Tang Chi smiled disdainfully, "It's not just poor, it's just a deduction!" It is said that it is to cultivate our ability to get along with others, but I think it is that the money was taken to visit the kiln by the above." β
Zhang Yuanyi decided that in the future, the little monkey would listen to half of the words and forget half of them, and he would dare to say anything without a scrupulous mouth.
"Come, come, let me introduce you to everyone. β
Tang Chi turned Zhang Yuan's body around, pointed to the most handsome tall man in the entire room in front of him and said, "This is Wang Teng, you can call him Brother Wang, or you can call him a love saint." β
Wang Teng waved his hand and sighed, "Alas, there is a competitor, and my faΓ§ade seems to be robbed of my job." β
He used to sit firmly in the Diaoyutai in this group of crooked melons and cracked dates, and he never felt pressure, but it was different when Zhang Yuanyi came, Zhang Yuanyi's handsomeness was not inferior to him, and even exceeded, how could he not be sad?
Tang Chi comforted: "Eh, how can this just rely on looking at the face, you see that I purely rely on temperament to overwhelm you, what kind of face do you care, besides, isn't there still a love saint in your hands, this thing relies on ability not cheekiness." β
Wang Teng glanced at him with disdain, "Hehe!"
Tang Chi didn't care, he pointed to a man by the window who was looking at the railing and introduced, "This is Han Mu." β
He leaned into Zhang Yuanyi's ear and whispered, "It's a fool." β
The man who was looking at the railing, with a slight movement of his fingertips, a fire light spell flew in front of Tang Chi, and he said solemnly: "The little monkey is too long, I will roast you, I am still very interested in monkey meat." β
Zhang Yuanyi didn't see it clearly just now, but at this moment, Han Mu turned around slightly, and he found that Han Mu was actually smoking a cigarette gun in his mouth, swallowing clouds and spitting fog in his mouth.
It's rare to smoke at such a young age, and in his impression, only Zhuang Yi, the manager of Tongfu Inn, has this habit.
He has always heard from his master that smoking hurts his body, and he doesn't know why the person in front of him can't think about it so much, and he has contracted such a bad habit at a young age.
Tang Chi saw Zhang Yuanyi's surprise and explained: "You will know in the future, leave him alone, this guy is like this, smoke is his life." β
Tang Chi turned Zhang Yuanyi's body to the back and said: "This is Zhong Shi, you know, as his name suggests, he is a dumbfounder, let's call him Xiaoshi!"
I don't know when Zhong Shi has climbed into bed, holding a book and reciting it by rote, with words in his mouth.
Tang Chi dragged Zhong Shi's book over, and said angrily: "You said that you would be salted fish together, how can you secretly work hard to get out?"
When he said this, his expression was extremely serious, and he was even a little sad and indignant, full of righteous indignation!
Zhong Shi smiled and said: "One sentence, just one sentence, and I will recite the beginning if I recite one more sentence." β
Tang Chi threw the book in his hand back to Zhong Shi and said disdainfully: "Come on, it's been so long or in the first paragraph, child, you are useless." β
Zhong Shi seemed to have been used to it for a long time, lying on the bed, and continued to read the book with a serious expression!
Tang Chi looked at Zhang Yuanyi and said, "Then now I want to introduce our most important person here!"
The rest of the crowd covered their ears.
"He is handsome and graceful! He is only eight buckets tall and well-informed! He is known as the grass of Chaohu Courtyard, the holy lord of the moon marsh, the male god of the Moon Peak, and the sword immortal of the Sword Mountain...... He is the dream lover of thousands of girls, the lifelong enemy of men in the world, he is the most beautiful man in the rivers and lakes, Tang Chi~!"
When he said the last two words, Tang Chi deliberately lengthened his tone, and his voice resounded all over the world!
Zhang Yuanyi finally knew why everyone covered their ears.
Even the people upstairs couldn't help but scold, "Little monkey, are you gone, it's called spring at night!"
Tang Chi didn't hesitate at all, ran to the window and shouted, "Tang Chi~~!"
shouted several times in a row, and then scolded arrogantly to the people upstairs: "You are from a eunuch, take care of it, Lao Tzu is your twist spring!"
The person upstairs will also have a grumpy master, and he will smash it down with a spell, "Get out of the way!"
Tang Chi shrank his head inside, dodged the spell, stretched out again, and continued to scold: "What the hell are you doing, alas! I usually tell you to be temperate and you don't listen, but now it's okay, your hands are shaking like this when you throw something, you can't be thrown alive or dead, you say you are pitiful!"
In response to him, countless Dao spells came to his face, "Fuck Lao Tzu die!"
"Who the fuck smashed Lao Tzu?"
"A little monkey king sledgehammer on a dog day, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, haunted!"
"What the hell are you calling a fart?"
"What's the matter with you?"
"Are you looking for a cut?"
.......
The scene was very chaotic for a while, and for a while, spells were flying all over the sky!
The people on the opposite floor and the people on this side, the people downstairs and the people upstairs mingle together, no distinction between the enemy and me!
The entire college building exploded like fireworks, and half of the sky was gorgeous, as if it were day.
"Fucking looking for death, who the fuck shows my head again and let me see, you will feel good tomorrow!"
Suddenly, an angry roar came from downstairs, and a person in the square cursed loudly, and as soon as everyone's windows were closed and the lights were blown, no one dared to squeak again!
Zhang Yuan was dumbfounded, this ...... This is the Academy?
Zhong Shi on the side flashed a small magic fire, and said to Zhang Yuanyi: "Go to bed early, otherwise you won't have to sleep later, this is the case here, just get used to it." β
Then Zhong Shi continued to read the book to himself.
Not long after Zhang Yuanyi lay down, he heard the sound of rustling again.
The little monkey slowly got up, quietly walked to Zhong Shi's side, and asked in a whisper, "Zhong Shi, why don't you add a milk word to your name? β
Zhong Shi's face was ugly, "Get out!"
Han Mu walked to the window, opened a crack, lit a cigarette, inhaled deeply, and slowly spit out towards the crack in the window, looking depressed and intoxicated, happy like a fairy!
Wang Teng took out a small book wrapped in sheepskin, and looked at it by himself, and the little monkey's eyes lit up when he saw the book, and he hurried over.
Wang Teng looked disgusted, turned away, "Open up, open up, why are you everywhere?"
The little monkey was not happy, and scolded: "You fucking cross the river and tear down the bridge, if this album hadn't been for the one I sacrificed last time, there would have been your share of existence?"
Wang Teng dismissed, "You don't covet my book to be more exciting, and now it's as if I forced you to sacrifice that one." β
The little monkey said angrily: "Don't show me, don't you want me to take you to Phiyue Peak tomorrow, only I know that place!"
Wang Teng's eyes rolled, and he said helplessly: "Okay, for the sake of Phi Yue Peak." β
The little monkey hurriedly stretched his head over, and the two of them hid in the corner, their bodies trembling, giggling from time to time, gloomy and compassionate, and people panicked when they heard it.
Zhang Yuan was confused, there was no normal person in this room.
He kind of understood why Zhong Shi said to let him go to bed early, it turned out that these guys didn't sleep.
But come to think of it, after practicing to a certain extent, sleeping has become a kind of cultivating sentiment, after all, although practice is often recorded in a hundred years and thousands of years, but a little relaxation is a thousand miles backwards.
The so-called "not afraid of a thousand days of tightness, only afraid of a day of loosening." "Sail against the current and hold it hard, and a wormwood will retreat thousands of miles!" is probably what it means.
Cultivation is perseverance!
But he looked at these guys, and there was no one cultivating here!
So he really obeyed such a group of people, and remembered what the old woman who took away Su Su said, and he secretly made up his mind that he must not be assimilated by this group of guys.
He quickly got up and meditated and practiced.
Speaking of the fact that he hadn't practiced since he left Jewel Town, he had been in a hurry, either in a dream, or running for his life to kill the enemy, and he had slackened off in practice.
Along the way, he was nervous and tired, but it was the luck of meditating at this moment that made him feel more comfortable and relaxed than ever.
What Zhang Yuanyi didn't know was that the so-called practice was actually the easiest way for all monks to practice, and his experiences were thousands of times better than the effect of practicing on his realm, after all, compared to the flowers in the greenhouse, the plants and trees tempered by the wind and rain were more tenacious and more tenacious.
Zhang Yuanyi may have really not been running Zhou Tian for a long time, and he actually felt an unprecedented surge in the Qi Mansion, like a vast ocean, and the waves hit his cliff.
Every blow, like a stone piercing through the air, rolling up thousands of waves, just like the snow flying, gurgling, extremely pleasant!
He calmed down to feel this wonderful feeling carefully, and a grain of his heart wandered in the sea of Qifu, and walked on the void.
Suddenly, he met a huge green dragon at the bottom of the sea, and the green dragon was as big as a small ant, invisible.
Zhang Yuan recognized this green dragon at a glance, it was the one who was included in his body by him in Sihai Longwan with his master back then.
But he had never seen this green dragon in the Qi Mansion before, and he couldn't help but be curious when he saw it at this moment.
He quickly approached the green dragon, and first had to take a closer look, but when the green dragon saw his arrival, he looked disdainful in his eyes, and directly flicked his tail, setting off a stormy wave, and drilled into the bottom of the sea with a fugit, and disappeared!
"Cut!" Zhang Yuan's mouth rose and said disdainfully, "You ignore me now, and you can't afford to climb me in the future!"