Chapter 9 The night is long and cold, and the iron windows are cold
Zhang Bao, who had just picked up the wine bowl and brought it to his mouth, hurriedly put the bowl down, a pair of sesame eyes were numb, and after being sure that there was no one, he turned his head and said in a low voice: "This guy is really that powerful?"
Sun Jiaotou was not in a hurry to answer his words, but picked up the wine bowl, dried it in one gulp, put it down, and then played the empty bowl rhythmically with two fingers, showing a very sophisticated look on his face, looked at Zhang Bao contemptuously, and said: "How much do you know about this matter on the rivers and lakes?!"
Seeing the two of them casting admiring eyes at him, he became even more energetic, "This is five miles away from Bianliang City, there is a Qingfeng Mountain, you know?"
"Yes, yes. The two nodded frequently.
"Do you know that there is a clear void on Qingfeng Mountain?"
"Yes, yes. ”
"There is a Purple Cloud Dao Master in that Clear Void Pavilion, have you ever known each other?" asked Sun Jiaotou, who stared at the two of them, narrowed his eyes more seriously.
"This ——?" The two of them no longer dared to nod their heads to know the perfunctory way of knowing, this is not comparable to the barren mountains and wild temples, if they ask how old they are, tall or short, fat or thin, how to answer.
Hurriedly said: "I don't know!"
"Do you know that long way?" said Sun Jiaotou's eyes widened.
The two shook their heads, "You are always well-informed, let's talk about it, let my brothers and I see ...... for a long time!"
Sun Jiaotou proudly touched his beard with his hand, and then said: "In that year, there were strongmen who ran rampant in the countryside, killing people and stealing goods, and they wanted to occupy the phoenix's nest when they reached the clear and empty view.
"More than a dozen people, more than a dozen knives, all facing the Purple Cloud Dao Chief. The Taoist chief was not afraid, flew up his right foot, kicked towards the stone railing, kicked the stone railing down, and then put more than 700 catties of the pillar together with the cloud board with his hands, and pushed forward, and the pillar was thrown out of the two zhang away with the cloud board. The bandits were so frightened that they knelt on their knees and begged for mercy.
"Those dozen thieves were later imprisoned in our prison, and I was the same as your brother and I are now. ”
The two were dumbfounded when they heard it, and they couldn't slow down for a long time.
"Then Zhao Kuangyin ......," Sun Prison Boss continued.
"Oh!" Seeing that the cell boss still had something to say, the two hurriedly said, "Please speak, please speak!"
"I heard that Zhao Kuangyin is the apprentice of the Purple Cloud Daoist......! That Purple Cloud Daoist is Zhao Kuangyin's uncle. Sun Prison frowned and said.
"Ah......h
"Be careful, be careful!" Yin Si on the side nodded frequently, seeing that Sun Jiaotou's bowl was empty, he raised his hand and grabbed the wine jar, shook it, poured it out, and only dropped a few drops, threw the wine jar under his feet in shame, raised his eyes to look at Zhang Bao, Zhang Bao shrugged his shoulders, and shook his head helplessly.
Sun Prison couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
Yin Si couldn't hold it on his face, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Master Sun, there's no way, who told everyone in this prison to be fucking poor bastards, making you laugh all the time!"
Sun Jiaotou took the straw paper handed over by Zhang Bao, wiped a pair of oily hands, and the "hehe" treacherous laughed twice, pursed his lips, and said: "You two can't do it, you only deserve to drink boiled water......!"
Zhang Bao and Yin Si were ridiculed by Sun Cell, and their hearts were blocked, so they had to use some means in front of the cell boss, so as not to underestimate him.
When he went to the prison, he brought out two unpleasant ones.
Taking advantage of the strength of the wine, Zhang Bao had red eyes, cut off his salary as a cane, and struck the hands and feet of the two, and the two of them howled in pain like killing pigs.
Sun Prison stared at his red eyes and asked loudly, "Why is this?"
Zhang Bao replied while pouting: "This is 'dropping firewood'!"
Yin Si was not to be outdone, and shouted: "Brother rest his hands, I'll come." Then he found the wooden rope and sandwiched the two of them.
The wooden rope was clamped around his neck, and after a while, his face turned purple, and he could not breathe, and he could no longer howl.
The head of the Sun cell on the side said curiously: "Why is this?"
Yin Si said while shaking: "This is called 'Clamp Gang'!"
Sun Prison couldn't help laughing, and said, "Interesting!"
When the two saw that they were good, they shook their spirits and continued to show their own means.
Zhang Bao dragged half of the dead man, wrapped the rope around his head, and wedged it with a wooden wedge, and the man's howl began again.
Sun Prison asked urgently: "Why is this?"
Zhang Bao kicked the man down and said, "This is a 'brain hoop'!"
Sun Prison Boss laughed and said, "This is what Guanyin Bodhisattva wore on Sun Monkey, and it hurts so much." ”
Yin Si loosened the man he was holding, tied him to his knees, stood a short vertical wood, braided two strands, and kept jumping on it. The man let out a scream.
"Okay, okay, why?" said Sun Jiaotou, clapping his hands excitedly.
Yin Si replied: "This is called 'superbar'. ”
Seeing this, Sun Prison stood up and shouted, "Look at my means!"
Picking up the two half-dead people on the ground, they came to the courtyard, ordered each to dig a deep pit, kicked the two upside-down onions down the pit with flying feet, buried them with soil, and exposed only their feet on the ground, shaking constantly.
When Zhang Bao and Yin Si saw it, they admired it and sighed to themselves, and asked what it was called.
Sun Jiaotou looked up to the sky and said with a cruel smile: "This is called heaven, there is a way not to go, and hell has no door, you can vote." ”
......
"Little Cuilan......"
was about to rush to the chicken intestine alley and fool around with his concubine Xiao Cuilan, Sun Jiaotou couldn't help humming excitedly.
When the breeze blows, the wine comes up, and the legs are even more erratic.
As I walked, I felt panicked below, so I hurriedly tore off my pants and peed on the wall.
At this time, at the corner of the alley, a black shadow flashed, and it jumped behind him.
He was just about to lift his pants, when he suddenly felt a few "snapping" hits on his back, and his whole body couldn't move anymore.
I only heard a voice say, "Grandma will borrow your clothes for the time being today." ”
......
The master drooped his head, walked into the cell in an upset mood, and saw Zhang Bao and Yin Si leaning on the corner of the wall and falling asleep, frowned, lowered his pace, covered his nose and endured the filthy smell emanating from inside, and walked along the door of the cell next to him.
The sloppy floor of the cell was littered with ragged prisoners with a foul stench.
The master walked to the door of the cell where the murderer was held and stopped, and looked through the fence at the man lying with his back outward on the grass, a pair of teeth clenched his lower lip, and a very complicated expression appeared on his face.
"What are you looking at? Master?"
Leng Buding's cold voice made the master feel a thrill, turned his head to look, and saw Sun Jiaotou standing behind him, his heart was shocked again, and he lost his voice: "...... you?!"
"Open the prison door, master!"
Sun Prison took out a bunch of keys from his waist and said.
This voice, the master was in the bed of Lord Hou's concubine Huilian last night, and he had already understood it, and it was unforgettable, and the master understood everything, although she did a very clever disguise technique, but the voice still exposed her true identity in a hurry.
Trembling at the moment, he obediently took the key and opened the prison door.
When she picked up the lying man from the messy grass in the corner of the wall, she couldn't help but let out an exclamation of "Ah!", turned her head with a brush, and looked at the master standing behind her with cold eyes: "What ...... is going on?"
When the master saw clearly that there was an unkempt, withered, and smelly old man on the haystack, he also exclaimed "Ah!"
The old man wiped his snot with his dirty sleeves, stared at a pair of rotten eyes full of, and looked at the two of them inexplicably, and after a smirk of "hehe", he suddenly pounced forward, and shouted hoarsely: "Two uncles! Okay, give me something to eat!"
The master kicked the old man in the face, venting all his anger and resentment on him.
The old man was kicked to the ground on all fours.
"Woo woo! bully people...... " The old man cried sadly.
"Enough is enough......!"
The master jumped forward, rolled up his sleeves, and continued to kick the old man, but she stopped him with a broken drink.
Where did this Zhao Kuangyin go?
It turned out that Zhang Bao and Yin Si were frightened by Sun Cell, and they were uneasy, and as soon as Sun Cellhead left, they decided to transfer Zhao Kuangyin to a safer place.
"Damn, now we can sleep peacefully. ”
With a "bang", the tight iron door of the dungeon was slammed shut, and Zhang Bao said proudly.
"Really...... It's fucking ...... Thanks to the prison boss!" Yin Si replied gratefully.
The voices of the two faded away.
Zhao Kuangyin groped around in the darkness and moved his body, surrounded by solid walls.
After a few days in prison, he spent a few decades in prison. Every day, as soon as he came into contact with the dirty prisoner's meal that smelled of rancidity, he couldn't help but want to vomit, and he hadn't eaten water and rice for several days.
In the dark and damp cell, the staff wound had not healed, and he was so worried that he began to have a high fever that did not go away, and his whole body was torn and broken. He felt that if he continued like this, he would have to die here.