Monty Python!

She remembered, Shui Miaomiao got up, but her head was still dizzy, and she fell to the ground all of a sudden, it should have hit the back of her head just now.

"Miao Miao, Miao Miao. ”

Her name came from the forest, Shui Miaomiao covered the back of her head, and did not react for a while.

The condensation idiot saw a figure from a distance: "Miao Miao! It's Miao Miao." ”

threw herself beside Shui Miaomiao, and condensed her mind excitedly wanted to hug her.

But seeing that Shui Miaomiao was covered in blood, he didn't know that Shui Miaomiao was injured there, so he stopped moving.

"Miao Miao, Miao Miao?"

After a few calls, Shui Miaomiao finally reacted, and went with the voice, "Ning Idiot?

"I'm worried about you, Miao Miao, you've hurt that, and your eyes, eyes. ”

When Shui Miaomiao looked over and called her name softly, the condensation idiot couldn't hold on at all, and she couldn't cry like rain.

"It's okay, Ning, I'm not hurt. ”

Shui Miao took the hand of the condensation idiot and patted it gently.

"It's just that there's nothing to look serious about, come, meet again after a long time and hug one. ”

Shui Miao smiled indifferently, hugged the condensation idiot, groped the back of the condensation idiot, and comforted softly.

When the fairy heard the sound and rushed over, he saw this scene.

Shui Miao was covered in blood, her eyes were covered with gauze, but she didn't feel miserable, she sat up straight, so that the condensation idiot could rely on, and she tried to raise a smile to alleviate the panic of the condensation idiot.

The smile silently penetrated into the hearts of the immortals.

"Can you help me up?"

After the condensation idiot calmed down, Shui Miaomiao said.

Although puzzled, the condensation idiot still lifted Shui Miao Miao up from the ground.

Supporting the condensation idiot, Shui Miao limped towards the mortal realm.

Looking at the ruins and broken walls outside with her heart, Shui Miaomiao fell to her knees all of a sudden.

"Miao Miao!"

"It's fine. Stopping Condensation's action of helping herself, Shui Miaomiao's hand squeezed at the ground, and her voice trembled slightly and asked, "Can you help me take a look, is there someone's corpse?"

The eyes of the heart are not very clear.

After sweeping around, the condensation idiot shook his head, and then thought that Shui Miaomiao's eyes were covered with gauze, and said, "No one, is there a big python skin on the ground?"

Condensation Idiot wasn't quite sure what was on the ground, it was disgusting anyway, and as soon as he finished speaking, he covered his mouth and tilted his head to the side.

"That's good, that's good. Shui Miao muttered to herself, her heart was relieved, and she fainted.

Wen Renxian appeared behind him to catch Shui Miaomiao and patrol around.

What the hell is going on? Shui Miaomiao's face turned pale, and Wen Renxian pressed the doubts in her heart, and looked at the condensation idiot, "Let's go, there is nothing to treat in the mortal world." ”

When he came, he was a sword with a condensation idiot, Shui Miaomiao must not be able to resist the sword like this, Wen Renxian summoned the immortal boat, and the three of them got on the boat.

When Shui Miaomiao woke up, it should have been late at night, she should have been cleaned, and the gauze on her eyes was also removed.

When I opened my eyes, I reflected the hazy outline of the bed.

Blinking, Shui Miaomiao slowly adapted to the brightness.

It's not too bad, you can see things, at most it's a little ghosting and blurry.

Sitting up, Condensation fell asleep on the table.

Carrying the quilt, he walked lightly behind the condensation idiot and covered the quilt, moved the candle on the table that was about to burn to the condensation idiot's hair farther away, and Shui Miaomiao walked out.

It was a little cold, Shui Miaomiao hugged her arms and looked at the cloak that was suddenly draped over her shoulders.

"Master. ”

Shui Miaomiao was about to kneel, but was supported by Wen Renxian.

"My body is weak, what should I do if I come out to get cold?"

"Come out and blow the wind, calm and calm, thinking about how to explain to Master. ”

"Have you figured it out?"

Shui Miaomiao shook her head.

"Whatever you say, I should do it, as long as I don't dislike my master. ”

“··· It's just that he was born to love to play, he can't be idle, and he left the sect without permission. Then Shui Miaomiao didn't want to say anything, the original intention was to save people, and finally he got into the crowd, the little brother should be fine, Ning said that he didn't see the corpse.

"If you don't want to say it, don't say it, it's also my fault, I shouldn't have locked you up in the Meditation Pavilion for so long. Wen Renxian patted Shui Miaomiao's back twice.

"Go back to the house, it's cold outside. ”

"Hmm. Shui Miaomiao obediently turned around and went back to the room, poked her head out and said with some hesitation: "Master, can you go to Yancheng first?"

I didn't think about it, Wen Renxian nodded in response, with him, Shui Miaomiao can't go?

"That's right, Miao Miao. ”

Shui Miaomiao stopped closing the door and looked at Wen Renxian.

"When you encounter danger, why didn't you crush the spirit stone I gave you in the first place?"

In the Immortal League, the one given by Wen Renxian was put in the water and forgotten.

Shui Miaomiao hadn't spoken yet, Wen Renxian had already understood everything from Shui Miaomiao's face and expression, and forgot, to put it bluntly, the person who thought of it first was not him, the master.

"Remember, no matter what, I will protect you, and I will be the first time to guarantee the teacher. ”

I don't know if I was fascinated by the wind, Shui Miaomiao was a little moved.

"Thank you, Master. Shui Miaomiao stepped forward and hugged Wen Renxian.

Frozen in place, Wen Renxian looked at the closed door, no wonder Xianyan Xianzun forced himself to accept an apprentice this year, it turned out that it felt good to have an apprentice.

On the way to Yancheng, Wen Renxian began to be glad that he could take care of Shui Miao Miao with Condensation Idiot, Condensation Idiot and Shui Miao Miao and the two of them nested together every day to talk privately, and the smile on Miao Miao's face became more and more.

Wen Renxian was relieved, he was not good at comforting people, it would be much better to have a condensation idiot to accompany Shui Miaomiao, maybe he should have listened to Xianyan Xianzun's words, and also accepted condensation idiots as apprentices, so he could be a companion for Miao Miao.

Today, I saw that the two of them were together on the deck again.

Wen Renxian glanced at it, and saw that Shui Miao was wearing thick enough, so he went back to the room to cultivate.

After running today's homework, as soon as Wen Renxian finished his work, Shui Miaomiao broke in and said with a nervous expression: "Ning is dizzy." ”

Fainted? Why are you dizzy? These days, he has been staying on the fairy boat, and today he seems to be a little bad when he sees the condensation, but... That's right!

Wen Renxian suddenly realized, and hurriedly jumped out of bed, he said that he seemed to have forgotten something, and the condensation idiot was barely building a foundation in the secret realm at that time, and then ran out with him to find Miao Miao without recuperation.

The condensation idiot suddenly fainted on the deck, startling Shui Miaomiao.

Wen Renxian followed behind Shui Miaomiao, picked up the condensation idiot who had fainted on the deck, walked to the nearest room of Shui Miaomiao, and put the condensation idiot on the bed.

"Ning Idiot, what's wrong with her?"

"It's okay, it's just a little mentally disordered, just sort it out. Wen Renxian put the cloak on the condensation idiot's body back on Shui Miaomiao's body, and said in a light tone: "Don't worry, there is a teacher, go and wait outside." ”

Fastening the cloak, Shui Miaomiao was just about to leave, when she saw that the human immortal was untying the belt of the condensation idiot.

"What are you doing!" Shui Miaomiao stepped forward and knocked off Wen Renxian's hand.

Wen Renxian glanced at the back of his red hand, and looked at Shui Miaomiao blankly, "If you want to sort out the spiritual power of the condensation idiot, you naturally have to remove your clothes." ”

Hearing the immortal said calmly, his voice was calm.

Shui Miaomiao suddenly felt that she was dirty, no! Shui Miaomiao shook her head, this is another world, judging from the fact that she is chasing those boys, this place is still conservative.

According to the thoughts of the ancients, can you guarantee that after the condensation idiot wakes up, he will not seek death and find life and feel sorry for himself for a lifetime!

"Can't you just take off your clothes? Men and women don't kiss each other. ”

This is the truth, after Shui Miaomiao's reminder, Wen Renxian also frowned, but there was no one else on this immortal ship.

Shui Miao wiped the beads of sweat on the forehead of the condensed idiot, and suddenly said, "Master, can I do it!"

Condensation is the foundation building period, and Shui Miao Miao is the qi period, of course, but as soon as he started by himself, he eliminated Shui Miaomiao, and it was very sad to sort out the spiritual power for her.

I wanted to shake my head, but looking at Shui Miaomiao's expectant eyes, I finally nodded a lot.

"Then Master teach me quickly. ”

Shui Miaomiao took off her clothes three times and divided them by two, leaving only a belly pocket.

Wen Renxian raised his hand to cover his eyes, isn't this result still the same?

Since it was already like this, Wen Renxian asked Shui Miaomiao to sit down cross-legged, walked behind Shui Miaomiao, and picked up a coat on the ground, "It's just to teach, you don't need to take it off, take it off so cleanly." ”

Putting the coat on her body, Shui Miaomiao relaxed a little, she was a person who had seen a male doctor in gynecology, and when she heard the fairy on her back, she was subconsciously a little uncomfortable, not to mention condensation.

Although it is possible that the condensation idiot does not know, if he does, he really learns from those 'stupid fierce women' who wield knives and self-harm because the man touched his shoulder······

"Will it be?"

"Probably so. ”

Yes, yes.

Wen Renxian didn't stay long, ignoring Shui Miaomiao's gaze of whether to teach again, turned around and walked out of the room.

It wasn't until night fell that Wen Renxian, who was guarding the door, heard the faint sound of the water in the house.

It was really tiring to comb out the spiritual power, and reluctantly put on clothes for the condensation idiot, covered the quilt, and Shui Miao was lying on the side of the bed like a puddle of water, calling the master weakly.

"Look, what's going on?"

"Well, the spiritual power is stable, and the Tao is you. Wen Renxian helped Shui Miaomiao's hand and suddenly took it back, obviously Shui Miaomiao remembered to put on clothes for the condensation idiot, forgetting that she was only wearing a belly pocket and a coat.

"It's going to catch a cold. ”

Wen Renxian picked up the cloak on the side and covered it towards Shui Miaomiao.

Shui Miaomiao, who suddenly fell to the ground, said that she was so tired that she couldn't even bear a cloak.

Although Wen Renxian was nervous and was pressed to the ground by Shui Miaomiao, she didn't mean to help her take it away, and after a while, Shui Miaomiao squirmed in the cloak and poked her head out.

"It feels so good to breathe the air. Shui Miao Miao leaned on the head of the bed and stared at the condensation idiot, "When will she wake up?"

"It will take some time, it will not be easy to move her for the time being, or you will go"

"I'm going to watch over her here. Shui Miaomiao interrupted Wen Renxian's words, "She has been guarding me for the past few days." ”

Seeing this, it was not easy for people to object.

"Master, do you know how to make porridge? ”

It should be difficult to boil porridge, since it is the request of the apprentice, how can he, as a master, say that he will not.

Silence should be.

Wen Renxian came to the kitchen and looked at the pots and pans, firewood, rice, oil and salt, what are they?

In the middle of the night, the third watch received a message from the little uncle, Xianyan Xianzun thought it was a big deal, but it turned out to be how to make porridge? Why did the little uncle think that he would, did he seem to have entered the kitchen?

But since it was Uncle Xiao who asked, he couldn't answer like this.

Called the four girls to bring the stove rice, boiled the porridge in the dormitory, and then recorded the video to Wen Renxian.

"Immortal Venerable, this is?"

Xianyan Immortal Venerable's inexplicable actions naturally alarmed the first and second brothers.

"You're just in time. Xianyan Xianzun took the bowl handed by Siyun and pointed to the remaining porridge, "Divide it." ”

"Who prepared the Immortal Venerable Dinner?" asked the second and fourth children.

"Okay, my little junior sister found it, and she suddenly felt an appetite. ”

"Miao Miao has found it!" the three of them said in unison, so much so that they shocked Xianyan Immortal Venerable.

Stirring the porridge in the bowl, "For the first time, I saw you caring for others. ”

"Slave faux pas. ”

"What a rudeness, divide the porridge. ”

After dividing the porridge, the four women held their share and said, "Immortal Venerable, where is Miao Miao now?"

"I don't know, Uncle Xiao doesn't want to see me, will he tell me where Shui Miaomiao found it?"

Xianyan Xianzun scooped up a spoonful of porridge, held it high, and watched it fall back into the bowl, "Come to think of it, Uncle Xiao has already found Shui Miaomiao, otherwise how can he have the leisure to boil porridge in the middle of the night." ”

He put down the hot porridge and took out a letter from his sleeve

"Immortal Venerable, this is a letter from the Jian family that you received during your retreat, and I will sort it out later. ”

"Letter, isn't it Jian Yuze who ran away again. Taking the letter with one hand, Xianyan Xianzun threw it into the air, the envelope turned into nothing, and the letter slowly unfolded and suspended in the air.

As soon as he finished sweeping the line, Xianyan Xianzun's hand shook, and the whole bowl of porridge turned over.

stared at the letter in a word, when did I choose a wife for Jian Yuze, this wife is still Shui Miaomiao!

"When was this letter written?"

"When I was in retreat. Xianyan Xianzun stared at the letter and asked himself, and then looked at Eryan.

"Where was the Shui Miao Miao you counted at the time?"

Eryu shook his head: "Yucheng." ”

It's so winding! I'm getting hot.

Xianyan Xianzun destroyed the letter, no matter what, I can't let the little uncle know, otherwise I jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it, and the little uncle would really misunderstand me pointing out Shui Miaomiao.

"Xianzun?" Si Yu couldn't look at it from the side, they were all hot, and Xianzun said to himself, "Isn't it hot?"

"What's hot?" Xianyan Xianzun lowered his head, and suddenly found that half of the bowl of porridge had been poured on his chest.

Xianyan Xianzun wanted to cry at that time, what kind of sin did he create!

"I didn't want any clothes, and I threw the bed away. ”

Xianyan Xianzun soaked in the soup pool, and commanded the second and fourth children in a very unhappy tone, the burn on his chest had already healed, after all, it was only a slight burn, but it was a matter of minutes.

If he hadn't been frightened by that letter, the heat of a bowl of porridge would not have burned him at all!

He Xianyan Immortal Venerable has never been so embarrassed!

Shui Miaomiao's little junior sister is definitely her nemesis.

"Yiyi, go to Yancheng to find out to the deity, what did she do!"