Chapter 39: The Last Exam
Lina was moved to see that the members of the Heaven and Earth Society cared so much about herself, and told the story of her deception:
[Thank you for your concern, I am in Yongzhou, I met an old Taoist priest this morning, he said that I have a clear bone, is a genius in ten thousand, I think he is a real master, otherwise how to find my special ......... among all living beings]
No, it's just the opening statement of the liar, are you really stupid, or do you feel good about yourself?! Xu Qi'an resisted the urge to pass the book and complain.
[Two: And then you were deceived by him defenselessly?]
Li Miaozhen said with some hatred that iron does not become steel.
When she encountered this kind of injustice, she couldn't rush over it, she couldn't do anything, this feeling was too bad, and she jumped to her feet angrily.
Lina hurriedly passed the book to defend herself: "Of course I'm not that stupid. 】
If you're not stupid, then who is stupid?
[This Taoist is really capable, he not only found out that I was a genius, but he also saw that I was from southern Xinjiang. When I left southern Xinjiang, I changed into Dabong's clothes and completely disguised myself as a Dabong woman. 】
[Four: What about the accent, has the accent changed?]
[Five: What accent?]
........ The Ground Book chat group fell silent for a short time, and Master Hengyuan said: [It's okay, you continue on the fifth. 】
[Five: The old Taoist priest said that when I go out, entanglement is the most important thing, and he asked me where I was going, and I told him that I was going to the capital. The old Taoist priest asked me again how much silver I had on me, and I told him that I had sixty taels.
[He said that it was a long way to go to the capital, and sixty taels was not enough. 】
Hearing this, everyone knew that the trick of the liar was coming.
[Five: The old Taoist priest said that he has a cornucopia, which can make more and more silver, put in a penny, and the next day you can harvest a full pot of copper coins. Put one or two in it, and the next day it will be a pot of silver. 】
[Four: Do you believe it?]
[Five: I didn't believe it at first, but the old Taoist priest demonstrated it in front of me, and he asked me to put in a grain of broken silver, cover the cornucopia with a strip of cloth, and after an hour, there were several more grains of broken silver.
[The old Taoist priest said that his magic weapon was only given to those who were destined, so he sold it to me for sixty taels of silver........
[I put the only two pennies left on my body in the cornucopia, it has been more than two hours, and I have not yet turned into silver. 】
No. 5's IQ is really touching........ Xu Qi'an laughed, sure enough, if you want to pit the silver in the hands of the little brute, it is useless to steal and rob, deception is the only way.
[Two: No. 5, the magic weapon is priceless, but it is impossible to find, how can someone send you for no reason, you have to remember this lesson. 】
[Five: However, the Golden Lotus Daoist gave me a fragment of the Book of the Earth, and he said at the beginning that the magic weapon is only given to those who are destined. 】
[Two: It's all to blame for the Taoist. 】
Golden Lotus Daoist: ".........."
"Hahaha. Xu Qi'an laughed out of a pig cry.
"The original intention of Jin Lian to establish the Heaven and Earth Society was to help each other, not to make fun of each other. ”
Suddenly, a soft and pleasant voice came from behind him, with the charm of a mature woman.
The pig's cry was jammed, Xu Qi'an turned his head slightly embarrassed and glanced at Luo Yuheng, who appeared at some point, and hurriedly got up and saluted: "National teacher." ”
Luo Yuheng was wearing a gorgeous feather coat, carrying a Taiji diagram, his black and beautiful hair was tied up with a black jade hairpin, his white face was like porcelain jade, and his facial features were beautiful and picturesque, as beautiful as a fairy.
A little cinnabar in the center of the eyebrows adds a fairy aura.
Her eyes fell on the fragments of the book on the ground, and there seemed to be a smile hidden in her eyes, and she said lightly: "No. 5 is a member of the Gu clan in Southern Xinjiang?"
You know that? How long have you been watching behind my back........ Xu Qi'an replied truthfully: "It seems to be from the Force Gu Department." ”
Hearing this, Luo Yuheng nodded slowly and commented: "The strange power is unparalleled in the world. ”
Xu Qi'an quietly glanced at the cherry mouth of the national teacher, "Better than a martial artist?"
Luo Yuheng's cold posture was like a beauty carved from white jade, she returned to her futon and sat down, and said, "With strength alone, the martial artist is far behind the masters of the Force Gu Department.
"The seven tribes of the Gu clan are too single, and any tribe is not to be worried, but the seven tribes join forces, even if it is a Buddhist sect, they must be afraid of three points. ”
It sounds the same as my "Heaven and Earth Slash", which is to take an extreme route, rather than the all-round development of "morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor........ Xu Qi'an nodded slightly.
The beautiful national teacher talked about sex very well today, and then said: "I heard Chu Yuanzhen talk to you about ancient gods and demons just now, Gu gods are indeed the only gods and demons left in the world. ”
"Are there really gods and demons?" Xu Qi'an was taken aback.
"Except for the demon race and the human race, the existing beasts in Kyushu are all descendants of gods and demons. Haven't you been to Yunzhou, the strange beast in the legend of White Emperor City is the descendant of gods and demons. Jiao in southern Xinjiang, the spirit dragon in the imperial city....... They are all descendants of gods and demons. ”
This god and demon sounds like a dinosaur........ Xu Qi'an said tentatively: "How did the gods and demons become extinct?"
It can't be a volcanic eruption or a meteorite impact.
Luo Yuheng didn't answer, his beautiful eyes were half-closed, and he sat silently.
Xu Qi'an secretly looked at Luo Yuheng, although the national teacher has the appearance of all beings, he will let Xu Qi'an see many images such as 'white-haired sister', 'childhood sweetheart Takagi', '36D's sister' and so on.
But the most is her true appearance - a kind aunt.
A mature woman in her thirties or forties, with a plain white face, does not have the liveliness of a flower letter girl, nor the charm of a plump young woman, and carries the majesty of an elder in her coldness.
Xu Qi'an is generous in admiring the beauty of the national teacher, Luo Yuheng knows his charm best, but any man whose sleeves are not broken will be attracted by her charm.
Therefore, Xu Qi'an felt that he was just following the crowd, and when he looked at it secretly, he couldn't hide the perception of the national teacher at all, so he simply was generous.
At this time, he caught a glimpse of the Golden Lotus Daoist sending a message: [I have blocked No. 5, let's discuss how to deal with this matter. 】
........ Hey, did I miss anything in the time I was appreciating the beauty of the national teacher? Xu Qi'an reluctantly returned his attention to the book chat group.
[Nine: I suggest that you don't care about No. 5, let her climb around the rivers and lakes by herself, I believe that from southern Xinjiang to the capital, she can learn a lot of things and grow. 】
Li Miaozhen disagreed with the approach of Daoist Jin Lian, and retorted in a book:
[Two: Dao Chang, people's hearts are sinister, the rivers and lakes are complex, although the fifth is powerful, she is too simple, at any time, wisdom is more effective than strength. 】
Then Zhuang Yuanlang expressed his opinion: [No. 5 is simple and ignorant of the world, but she is not a fool, she knows how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and she knows better what can be deceived and what must be protected and adhered to. I think the advice of the Golden Lotus Daoist is good. 】
Jin Lian's old mother has good intentions, let No. 5 experience the beating of society, she will grow up quickly......... Xu Qi'an nodded secretly, thinking that this suggestion was very nice.
[Six: I think what we have to consider now is not this long-term problem, but how to solve her accommodation tonight?]
......... This sentence seems to be a chat summarizer, and no one has spoken in the Ground Book chat group for a long time.
This small meeting of the Heaven and Earth Association can be summed up as follows: Five: People are penniless in a foreign land, what should they do with food and housing?
What can I do? Everyone is just a netizen, and there are WeChat and Alipay in this world that can transfer money to you.
The gods are not in a rut.
[Two: It's better to let No. 5 sell your art, the chest broken boulder is very popular among the people, and it can be broken all the way to the capital, and you can earn it. 】
[Six: You can find a temple to make a fate and spend the night. It's just that there are not many temples in Dafeng, and it is difficult to quench your thirst. 】
[Four: The rivers and lakes can be rescued for nothing. 】
Chu Yuanzhen meant that he could pick some fat sheep and steal some silver.
[Nine: Number 5 won't steal silver, if she has to do this, it's robbery. 】
After all, it's a person from the Force Gu Department.
Everyone was just about to speak, but suddenly they found that they were also blocked, unable to pass on the book, and could not receive messages.
At the same time, Xu Qi'an received a message from the Golden Lotus Daoist: [No. 3, what advice do you have?]
Although he said that No. 5 would be beaten by society, the Golden Lotus Daoist cared very much about the holder of the fragment of the Book of the Ground......... Xu Qi'an thought, he didn't hesitate, and said:
[Is No. 5 pretty?]
[Nine: Good looks. 】
That's easy to do........ Xu Qi'an said: [My suggestion is: be a sea king. 】
[What does this mean?] Daoist Jin Lian expressed puzzlement.
Q: How do handsome guys and beauties travel across borders penniless?
Answer: Raise a spare tire.
Xu Qi'an told the Golden Lotus Daoist of his thoughts, and then added: [I will teach No. 5 a famous sentence here: Tutu is so cute, why eat it.
[The young heroes of the rivers and lakes eat this set the most, learn this trick, and the food and accommodation on the road will be stable. 】
Daoist Jin Lian ignored him.
After the communication was restored, the Golden Lotus Daoist complained to No. 5 about the thoughts of the members of the Heaven and Earth Society, hoping that she could protect herself and have a smooth journey.
As for Xu Qi'an's proposal, Daoist Jin Lian chose to ignore it, although the method was quite cheap, it actually worked, but No. 5 obviously couldn't do such a high-end operation.
This is Three's own unique skill.
Not long after, Chu Yuanzhen returned, first bowed to Luo Yuheng, who was meditating, and then said, "Brother Xu, it's your turn." ”
Xu Qi'an went out to go to the toilet without changing his face, and after walking around the toilet, he returned, and saw a little Taoist priest leading a middle-aged general in armor, hurrying over.
The middle-aged general looked anxious, as if something had happened.
The little Taoist priest stopped outside the quiet room and said loudly: "Dao leader, the chief guard of the Huaiwang Mansion asks to see you." ”
Huaiwangfu ....... When Xu Qi'an heard this, he immediately stopped and looked at the middle-aged general in armor on the side.
This person is full of qi and blood, Shenhua is introverted, and his cultivation is very strong, but at this moment, his eyebrows are full of anxiety and impatience.
The king of Zhenbei is the prince, the king of Huai is his official title, and the king of Zhenbei is the title of praise.
"What's the matter?"
In the quiet room, Luo Yuheng's pleasant and soft sexy voice came.
"National teacher, the princess is gone, and I haven't found it all over the imperial city, the princess has a very close relationship with you, and I came to inquire about it. The middle-aged general said in a deep voice.
The princess of the king of Zhenbei, the first beauty of Dafeng? Xu Qi'an's ears were puffed up.
He has seen so many spicy beauties, and he has seen a woman like the queen who is hardcore and powerful, and the national teacher who has unparalleled buff bonuses, and now he is looking forward to what the princess looks like.
He De can be called the first beauty of Dafeng.
"The princess is not in Lingbaoguan, the general should look elsewhere. Luo Yuheng responded.
The middle-aged chief guard left worriedly.
The princess is missing? Xu Qi'an watched the back of the chief of the guard leave.
............
After lunch at Lingbaoguan, Xu Qi'an returned to the yamen and continued to patrol the streets with a gong, with one silver and two bronze with high morale and dedication.
The two groups of Jianghu guests have already paid the silver ticket to "redeem themselves", Xu Qi'an is now carrying six hundred taels of silver tickets in his arms, and his heart is extremely satisfied.
It's a pity that in the next half a day, there was not a single brawl.
After returning home, during dinner in the evening, Second Uncle Xu talked about today's anecdote at the dining table: "Today, the princess of Zhenbei Wang ran away from home, and all the five guards in the capital were dispatched. ”
The aunt bit her chopsticks and asked, "What about later?" ”
Later, she went back by herself, so she ran away from home, and the group of guards in the palace were in a hurry, thinking that the princess had been abducted. Second Uncle Xu said helplessly:
"That's why women are willful! Thousands of people searched all over the city. ”
The aunt's beautiful eyes rolled and sneered: "Thousands of soldiers, you can't even find a woman, the court might as well raise thousands of dogs to raise you." ”
Xu Qi'an raised his thumb and praised: "Auntie's punch angle is tricky!"
The sharp-faced aunt couldn't understand her nephew's nonsense, so she gave him a roll of the eyes.
Xu Erlang frowned, found Huadian, and said: "Although King Huai is a prince, the princess has always been, logically speaking, it is impossible to alarm the five guards in the capital. ”
Thousands of people searched all over the city, the clan did not have this qualification, only a few highnesses in the palace had such treatment.
Second Uncle Xu replied: "We are also strange about this question, we asked Qianhu, and Qianhu didn't know, only said that it was His Majesty's order." ”
Emperor Yuan Jing cares about this younger brother and sister very much, could it be that the old love is not over?
Xu Qi'an immediately rejected this speculation, the princess was the concubine of Emperor Yuan Jing back then, but she entered the palace a little late, and Emperor Yuan Jing had already abstained from cultivation at that time.
Later, she was given to the king of Zhenbei and became the princess of the king of Huai.
Actually, there may be some inside story about this........ Xu Qi'an thought that these things were not worth worrying about, so he turned his head and talked to Erlang:
"Tomorrow is the last one?"
Xu Erlang nodded.
"Take the test well, the way of poetry, the eldest brother can pat his chest and say, Kyushu has been up and down for 5,000 years, and no one is my opponent. "Xu Qi'an is arrogant.
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The next day, when the sky was bright, Xu Erlang, accompanied by his father and eldest brother, came to the Gongyuan with a lantern.
He saw the big bald head and the green-shirted swordsman again, this time he was very calm, just thinking that they were fools, and even returned a cold smile.
"Three's smile is very arrogant. Chu Yuanzhen said.
"I'll try the last one, probably because I think I'm sure I'm nine out of ten. Hengyuan explained to No. 3.
"I almost thought it was a provocation. ”
Hengyuan smiled: "Let's go, the next thing is to wait for the release of the list, and then you and Li Miaozhen will fight." ”
Chu Yuanzhen nodded slightly, and walked side by side with Hengyuan, he turned his head to look at the big bald head, and suddenly said, "Master, what is your current combat strength?"
Hengyuan thought for a while, shook his head and said, "Poor monks rarely fight with people. ”
Chu Yuanzhen let out an "oh", he was a bit similar to No. 6, and they couldn't be judged by normal grades. If you look at it from the martial arts system, he is only a seven-rank refining god, but his real combat power is far more than that.
Master Hengyuan is an eight-rank warrior monk, but his real combat power is unfathomable.
.........
On the other side, after the body search, Xu Erlang entered the closed hut on all sides, waiting for the last test.
Poetry!
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PS: Change it first and then change it, and write it out before five o'clock.