After hearing this, Manager Wang immediately slapped the table and said, "That's right!"

"Shen Tianqi of the dog day is majestic in the nether realm, and after he reaches the sky, he is not a fart. ”

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, I was also worried that he would have the strength of the Nether Realm in the Heavenly Realm so I gave him a mansion, but now in my opinion, Shen Tianqi of the dog day has not caused anything since he moved into the Heavenly Saint Mansion. Hehe, what a spicy chicken. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Brother Long! Brother Long, I'm here!"

At this time, the turtle that turned into a human form said enthusiastically.

After looking over and feeling that the aura on this person's body turned out to be an immortal saint-level person, he couldn't help but be a little surprised.

Shen Tianqi looked at the Xuan Turtle with such enthusiasm in some surprise, "Why are you here?"

"Ahh

I saw the turtle with his hands behind his back, looking at a round of bright moon, and said in a sad tone: "A round of bright moon sends lovesickness, five years ago, I looked at the same round of bright moon side by side with her, that time, I imagined a better future with her, but now, it is separated by two, and I don't know if she is doing well on the other side of the moon." After five years of separation, I persuaded myself to let go, closed my eyes and let her go, love hurt, I cried in pain. I finally understood the meaning of the end of the song, everything is caused by the moon, that moonlight is too beautiful, you are too gentle. I wish her happiness in the rest of her life. ”

Mr. Wang: "???"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Yes, they are confused.

You're insane, aren't you?

Nothing to run to us here?

Shen Tianqi didn't react a little, but Xuan Gu said earnestly: "Brother Long, are you depressed?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi's whole person is not good, are you nervous?

How can anyone wish people depression?

Manager Wang said in surprise: "Tiezhu, I haven't seen you for a few days, I heard that you are depressed?"

Shen Tianqi immediately said: "I am very sunny. ”

"Sunshine is your excuse, and your laughter is your protective color to disguise depression. ”

"Brother Long, I understand that those who smile like us on the surface are actually the most depressed in our hearts, because we think about others everywhere and ignore ourselves, we are really, really tired. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Manager Wang exclaimed, "Brother Tiezhu, you are really depressed. ”

"I didn't. ”

Shen Tianqi said helplessly.

"No, you have. ”

However, Xuan Gu said categorically, "Brother Long, have you forgotten how you and I became good partners?

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi asked: "Brother Xuangui, don't you have anything to do? There are a lot of things you can do at night, you can do tree trunks, stones and grass, but you can't do it, doesn't the water snake girl live with you?"

Mr. Wang: "Chinese culture is broad and profound, mysterious and magical, and can only be understood but not spoken. ”

Xuan Gui pondered for a while and said, "Brother Long, but I want to be depressed with you. ”

Shen Tianqi immediately clapped his head and said: "Who is depressed?!Go! it! He actually bullied you!"

Xuan Gui immediately waved his hand and said, "Depression is not a thing. ”

Shen Tianqi asked, "What is depression?"

Xuangui was stunned for a moment, "Depression is... It's an emotion. ”

Shen Tianqi shook his head and said, "Wrong, wrong, depression is not an emotion." ”

Xuangui said unrelentingly: "Then what is depression?"

Shen Tianqi thought to himself, how do I know if it's depression?

But in order to prevaricate the Xuan Tortoise, Shen Tianqi had no choice but to say: "What is depression? What is human beings? What is heaven and earth? What is the universe?"

"Who are you, who am I? How big is the sky, how wide is the earth? Is there a limit to the universe, does the universe have time? When I ask these questions, do you still think of the answer you just had?!"

Turtle: "!!"

Mr. Wang: "???"

Mr. Wang was a little confused, this...

What is this...

Brother Iron Pillar, do you know what you're talking about?

Xuan Gu opened his mouth and said, "Brother Long, does this have anything to do with depression?

"And, these questions... It seems more suitable for the platinum tiger to answer..."

Shen Tianqi looked at the Xuan Turtle, but shook his head and sighed, "Brother Turtle, you go back." ”

"You don't understand depression. ”

Turtle: "???"

"I... How could I not understand depression? Every two or three o'clock, my depression became even more obsessed and could not be suppressed. ”

The turtle said.

Shen Tianqi then flickered: "Everything in heaven and earth, the universe is desolate, and there is a hidden truth of depression, but you don't understand the truth of depression. ”

"Let me tell you this, what you have realized is Hinayana depression, but you have not comprehended Mahayana depression. ”

Turtle: "???"

"Brother Long, this... What's the drop, and Dacheng is depressed?"

Xuan Gui said confusedly.

Shen Tianqi smiled and said: "Yes, I will ask you what everything in the world is not divided into sizes? steamed buns are divided into sizes, grapes are divided into sizes, peaches are divided into sizes, pillars are divided into sizes, sticks are divided into sizes, bamboo poles are divided into sizes, hens are divided into sizes, roosters are divided into sizes, chickens are divided into sizes, are they sizes?"

In that case, depression is also divided into two grades: large and small. ”

"Xuangui, at your current level, at best, you have only comprehended Hinayana depression, and have not yet completely comprehended Mahayana depression. ”

"If you are blindly immersed in Hinayana depression, then you will not be able to comprehend Mahayana depression in your lifetime. ”

The turtle took a deep breath and fell into a deep shock.

Shen Tianqi continued: "Your name has the word Xuan, do you think he has it for no reason? The word Xuanzi is mysterious and profound, mysterious and mysterious, so it is mysterious, too Xuangong, eight or nine Xuangong, in history, those with Xuangong are not ordinary people or things. ”

"So, you have a lot of responsibility, you know?"

"Turtle!"

Hearing this, Xuangui couldn't hold back any longer, and he said excitedly: "Brother Long, please teach me Mahayana depression!"

Shen Tianqi closed his eyes, damn it, this is not easy to make up...

However, when Xuan Gui saw Shen Tianqi close his eyes, his heart was even more determined that Shen Tianqi was depressed by Mahayana.

So he once again emphasized the pleading: "Brother Long, please, pass on my Mahayana depression." ”

Shen Tianqi put his hands behind his back and sighed leisurely, how can you give this damn thing?

Would you like to give yourself air?

Shen Tianqi was a little helpless in his heart, but he still stubbornly said, "This..."

"You know what? Depression can't be taught, you have to dig yourself. ”

"Besides, why do you have to be depressed?

Sunshine Immortal Jun shook his head slightly and said: "It's not good at all, I used to be very sunny, but after meeting Shen Tianqi and them, my sunshine has greatly decreased, and now I am also a little depressed." ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Need to dig into yourself? Looking for?"

Xuan Turtle fell into deep contemplation, "Please also ask Brother Long to give me some more hints." ”

Shen Tianqi was a little helpless, he looked around, and then said indifferently: "Then you..."

"All the way to the west. ”

Turtle: "???"