Chapter 560: Legendary Poems
"......" After Wanbaotang shook his head and offered the treasure, everyone looked at each other, and their faces showed a look of disbelief...... Among them, the bad guy Ye is even worse, who is a brain-headed disbelief: "What? Changing one or two words in a poem will have such an amazing effect? I don't read much...... Wanhuobao, don't fool me!"
"Ahem! I've already said it just now! Ye Shao, you are now my food and clothing parents...... I don't dare to fool you!" Wan Baotang hurriedly smiled and said, "I don't like Fengyi Pavilion these days...... I couldn't get angry in my heart, so I secretly changed a word in that poem...... Then he wrote a picture of the words, so that people quietly pasted it in front of the Fengfu in the middle of the night...... When Feng Yiting came to see the play the next day, he was so angry that his eyes were crooked...... Haha! It's still a dumb loss...... He doesn't know who posted it, so there's nothing he can do about it!"
"And what about this kind of thing? Don't sell it! How did you change it?" everyone asked in unison.
The last line of the poem is a triumphant song, but the Fengyi Pavilion is played...... But I changed the playing word to the slap one...... Haha! It turned out to be a triumphant song but beat Fengyi Pavilion...... Haha! You think, Feng Yi Pavilion was originally as famous as Lord Zhao, but as soon as I changed it like this, Feng Yi Pavilion was beaten by Lord Zhao...... Haha! Everyone in the rivers and lakes is a face-saving ...... If it spreads in the future, where will Feng Yi Ting's face go? I will definitely be furious!" Wan Baotang laughed.
"......" Everyone was speechless...... Zhao Ye was even more overjoyed, stretching out a thumbs up and shouting: "Okay! Change it well! I have long wanted to slap Fengyi Pavilion in my heart, but unfortunately I don't have that ability...... This time, my father slapped him in the face, and went into battle with father and son...... Well, tomorrow I will have people write these seven characters on 1,800 pieces of paper, and paste all the streets and alleys in the capital to talk about it! Haha! A piece of paper is equivalent to a slap in the face of Fengyi Pavilion...... I'll slap him a thousand thousand times first!"
It's messed up!
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"Oh! Brother Wan, you are really a genius! Don't say anything, Liang has a plan...... Even the legendary Zhuge Liang didn't have this ability! Just changed one word slightly...... The meaning has all changed!" Xiao Tao was surprised when she heard this, thought about it and said, "Then which poem are you going to use to stimulate Situ next?"
"Hehe, stimulate Situ's words...... Naturally, I have to use the first sentence!" Wan Baotang stroked the fake beard under his chin, and said with a wicked smile: "Situ Miaojituo red dress...... I just need to gently change the entrusted word to a undressing ...... Haha! All of a sudden, it became Situ Miaoji's plan to take off the red dress...... Haha! If these words get out, not only will Situ be stimulated to lose his mind, but even the Yu Hongjie sitting in the palace courtyard will be furious!"
"Phew!" The three peerless beauties immediately blushed and spat Wanbaotang in unison...... What a big rascal!
"Situ Miaoji took off the red dress...... Oh my God, how did your little head grow? so dirty...... No, you can come up with such a powerful idea!" Wu Guo and Zhao Ye were stunned for a moment...... Oh my God, what about this kind of operation? Originally, I just wanted to stimulate Situ one...... Unexpectedly, Wanhuo Bao was fishing and piggybacking on shrimp, and he actually brought Yu Hong's skirt to the excitement!
Oh my God! There are even surprises!
It's messed up!
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"Oh! This is really a word to wake up the dreamer! Wan Huobao, you have changed this word very powerfully! Situ Miaoji took off his red dress...... Wait until you get those seven words out...... Don't say anything calm, Situ will definitely be stimulated to tremble!" After a long time, Wu Guo was still in admiration: "I heard that Zeng Guofan in the ancient times changed repeated defeats into repeated defeats in the middle of the twists and turns...... Well, Wanhuobao, your way this time is to be more wild and more rogue...... Zeng Guofan, who is extremely cautious, is obviously not your opponent!"
"Yes! The magic lies in killing two birds with one stone! Oh my God! You can kill two birds with one stone in just seven words!" It is extremely rare, Zhao Ye has already figured out the key point at this time, and laughed quietly: "Situ Miaoji takes off the red dress...... After these seven words reached the ears of Situ and Yu Hongxian, the two of them would naturally ponder in their hearts...... Who made this up? What a big feud is this? Can it still be done? Can it be carried on? Don't bring such personal attacks...... Haha! No wonder, no wonder, as soon as I was happy, I digressed! The two of them would secretly ponder in their hearts...... The person who made up this sentence was not only an extremely lazy and difficult person, but also definitely the two of them...... Haha, Brother Guo, you just meet all these conditions...... It's like it's made for you, and the two of them will definitely think of you in the end!"
"That's right! Situ was still thinking about a smooth ending in his heart before...... The seven words that Baotang said were like seven thunderbolts of lightning, which must have made him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside...... Hee-hee, needless to say, after such a great stimulus...... Brother Guo, Situ is afraid that he will swallow your heart in one bite...... I will definitely fight that life-and-death catastrophe with you in anger!" Bai Baoxiang also laughed quietly on the side.
"Hehe, I thought that this sentence was actually for Yu Hong's dress...... Not only does victory have a shadow in her heart, but there is also a shadow in Yu Hong's skirt's heart! Well, maybe the shadow area is bigger than the victory! When the empty building is the biggest shadow in Yu Hong's skirt's heart! By the way, is there anyone who knows how to count? I just want to ask for the shadow area in Yu Hong's skirt's heart now!" Seeing everyone's gossip, Wan Baotang suddenly couldn't help it, and said with a bitter face: "You just call me, I used to be just a Fengshang, and in the end, I also followed the Chen family to eat pot roasting...... I slipped away to the land of demons in the poor mountains and bad waters for several years, and dealt with those blue-faced and fanged demons and monsters all day long, but now that I think about it, I really have the heart to squat in the corner and cry...... This is not the end, even if he returns to the capital, he does not dare to show his true face, not only has to stick a fake beard on his chin every day, but also dyes his little face yellow...... I don't care what others think...... I can't wait in my heart, I can't wait for Brother Guo to fight that life-and-death catastrophe with them now!"
It turns out that this Wanhuo Bao is also a melon-eating crowd...... It's never too much to watch the excitement!
It's messed up!