Chapter 301: King Kong is single
I was hungry, and I said my simple wish simply and clearly.
But it made Bai Yueguang want to give her the urge to give her a big mouth, after all, what she hoped for was to find something for Shen Daochang to do.
After all, it is rare to come to Southern Xinjiang once, and if there is anything to be solved when Shen Daochang comes, the opportunity is rare, and the opportunity must not be lost and will not come again!
When Shen Tianqi heard Bai Yueguang's words, he couldn't help but have black lines on his forehead, what's the matter?
I'm a tool man, huh?
"Is there anything going on?"
Shen Tianqi asked.
"Uh..."
"Something will happen later. ”
White Moon Light Road.
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Either there is something now, or there is nothing now, and what does it mean to have something in the future?
I can't control the future.
"I'll talk about that later. ”
Shen Tianqi was speechless.
"Alas!"
Bai Yueguang muttered hatefully, "How can you let him go easily?"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"Since it's okay, I'll go. ”
Shen Tianqi said, "If something really happens, I'm in Lingyun Gate, you can come to me." ”
Bai Yueguang asked, "Daoist Shen, will you always be in the Lingyun Gate?"
Shen Tianqi said firmly: "I will never go down the mountain easily in the future! I estimate that I will spend the rest of my life in the mountain gate." ”
Now that he has a wife and a home, Shen Tianqi said: He doesn't want to wander anymore, he doesn't want to waste anymore.
Peaceful and stable longevity, safe and stable baby-making, safe and stable enjoyment of the fun of eternal life, this is where the pursuit of life lies.
Bai Yueguang exclaimed: "How can Daochang Shen be so reluctant in the second half of his life?"
Shen Tianqi replied with a smile: "Others laugh at me too much, I laugh at others and can't see through it." ”
"Less disputes, more tranquility. ”
"This is not called Gou, this is called stability. ”
"Understood?"
Dumb said, "Oh, isn't this cowardice?"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Others: "......"
Shen Tianqi was speechless, I'm afraid that you don't have any misunderstanding about cowardice.
But with Dumb's IQ, it's useless to explain it to her.
"In that case, I won't keep you. ”
Bai Yueguang sighed and said, "Thank you for everything you have done for our Moonlight Clan, what we said before, we will definitely do it." I'm definitely going to build you a temple. ”
"I guarantee that you have a strong incense spirit. ”
"Set up a monument and incense, every Qingming Festival, we will not forget you. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
These first two sentences sound good, but why does this last sentence sound weird?
Shen Tianqi said: "The coming day is long, and he will see you every day." ”
Here it is, here it is, here it is.
Lan Tiezhu sighed wildly in his heart, Lord Heavenly Emperor, you are a person, your thoughts are not pure!
"Lao Tie, in that case, let's go first. ”
Shen Tianqi said hello to Lan Tiezhu.
Lan Tiezhu thought for a while and said: "The coming day is long, he will see each other every day, and the days will be long!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Shen Tianqi looked at the blue iron pillar like a nervous person, this blue iron pillar, living so big, does it all depend on driving?
Shen Tianqi suddenly felt that it was not a loss to give him two ** pills.
The King Kong God of War said curiously: "Lao Tie, aren't you going with us?"
Lan Tiezhu pondered for a while and said, "In the past few days when you have lost your memory, I have formed a force below, and I am now forming a force for the Heavenly Emperor, so I don't have time to accompany you back." ”
The King Kong God of War was surprised and said, "What kind of force have you formed?
Blue Iron Pillar: "???"
God's TM iron-striking aristocracy, I'll fan you with a big mouth.
However, Lan Tiezhu also knew that the King Kong God of War was sick, so he didn't bother with him, but said to him: "King Kong, although you have lost your memory, you have to remember that if the Emperor of Heaven encounters danger on the road, you will be the first to rush forward, do you know?"
The King Kong God of War nodded and said: "I still need to say this, I am in the sky to guard the door of the Emperor of Heaven, and now I have followed the Emperor of Heaven to go down to earth, I am naturally also the door of the Emperor of Heaven, as long as I am here, the door of the Emperor of Heaven is extremely hard!"
Lan Tiezhu patted the shoulder of the King Kong God of War with great satisfaction and said: "Well, yes, yes, you can teach, you have to remember that if you are unfortunate enough to burp one day, you still have a large number of pensions in the sky." ”
The King Kong God of War fell into deep thought, "What, if I burp, who will the pension be paid to?"
Lan Tiezhu said lightly: "Of course, it was sent to your wife." ”
The King Kong God of War cried out, "Woo woo, but what if I don't have a wife?"
Blue Iron Pillar: "???"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Lan Tiezhu said in shock: "You said that you have lived for so long and received a pension, why don't you even have a wife?"
"Do you know how expensive the bride price is in heaven?"
The Vajra God of War said indignantly, "In the heavens, ten billion gold can barely be called rich, but in the Heavenly Clan, there are nearly five billion single young men, and only more than two billion single young women. There are more monks and less meat!"
"Shhh
Shen Tianqi and Lan Tiezhu were shocked.
Although Shen Tianqi had heard that the calm celestial man had always complained about how expensive the bride price in the sky was, after all, the calm celestial man was a street fighter.
And the King Kong God of War is a real God of War level character, but even a King Kong God of War level can't marry a wife.
That's very true.
The Blue Iron God of War said, "Then you heavenly men are too pitiful, right?"
The King Kong God of War sighed and said, "In the entire Heavenly Realm, the wives of the Heavenly Emperor are the most. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
The King Kong God of War glanced at Shen Tianqi and hurriedly said: "Of course, Lord Heavenly Emperor is a man standing at the top of the pyramid, graceful, jade-tree, heroic, naturally extraordinary." ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Lan Tiezhu coughed, said goodbye to Shen Tianqi, and after the two hugged their fists, they turned around and left.
But suddenly, Shen Tianqi thought of something, and hurriedly shouted: "Lao Tie!
Lan Tiezhu turned around and said shyly, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, do you have something to whisper to me?"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
"You asked Xiao Hei and the Calm Celestial to come here to join me, Grandma's, I almost forgot about the two of them. ”
Shen Tianqi said speechlessly.
Lan Tiezhu sighed in his heart, it must be inconvenient for Lord Heavenly Emperor to whisper to me in front of so many people, it must be like this, Lord Heavenly Emperor will definitely whisper to me next time.
Hey, hey, I'm such a clever ghost.
Lan Tiezhu patted his chest and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, you can rest assured. ”
"Even if I break their legs, they'll have to crawl to you to report. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"