Chapter seventy-three, see the bone Taoist again
Tieton, who was lying on the roof, heard the fat man say that it was the princess of the Great Shang Kingdom who was in the courtyard, and he was surprised and happy for a while, so he jumped off the roof, and then stared at Yin Ruonan who was disheveled, and Yin Ruonan was at a loss by Tieton.
The fat man walked over with a smile, gently slapped the gaffed Tieton with his fist, and half-jokingly introduced Tieton, "This is Yin Ruonan, the princess of the plains, and she is the royal sister of the current saint, why don't you hurry up and kneel down to worship?"
Tieton woke up like a dream, quickly patted his sleeves, and immediately kowtowed to Yin Ruonan, "Tieton, the third prince of the country, meet Her Royal Highness the princess of the Great Shang Plain!"
Yin Ruonan was very surprised to hear that the other party was the prince who suddenly returned to China, she didn't expect to meet the prince who returned to China suddenly, after a slight distraction, Yin Ruonan smiled slightly, "Calm down, it turns out that you are the son of the king of the sudden return of China?
Tieton, who was kneeling on the ground, remembered that his father and brother had died tragically, and couldn't help crying: "My father is the iron storehouse, but the hateful iron cloth poisoned my father, usurped the throne and rebelled, and sent people to chase and kill our three brothers everywhere, tonight I learned from a killer in the Luoyu Pavilion that my two brothers have been poisoned, and I also ask Her Royal Highness the princess to call the shots for the minister!"
At this time, the fat man had already walked over to untie the acupoint of the little maid Li Lanqiu lying on the ground and picked her up, fortunately, Li Lanqiu was not seriously injured, but when he was fighting with Wei Fu just now, he was just pointed at the acupoint on his leg. Wei Fucheng saw that she was quite attractive and wanted to take advantage of her, so he didn't hurt the killer, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.
The fat man smiled and said: "I said Tie Dan, don't talk about it, there will be time to talk in the future! Let's go quickly, after a delay here, Lao Tang must be in a hurry in the Zhu family's courtyard! Your Royal Highness the Princess, why don't you go with us, otherwise we will go, if this thief has a hidden party suddenly killed, who else can protect you?"
Yin Ruonan looked down at his torn robe, and said with a smile: "Okay, wait for me to change my clothes first." ”
Yin Ruonan, who had washed his face under Li Lanqiu's service, hurriedly changed into a long shirt again, and when he went out, he saw that the fat man had already woken up Wei Fucheng, and was squatting on the ground to torture Wei Fucheng, who had just been castrated, "The surname is Wei, I am very kind, fat man, and I am going to send you to the palace to be a eunuch, and you will follow Yang Jingzhong in the future, what do you think?"
Wei Fucheng hated the fat man in his heart, so he could only lie on the ground and moan in pain, "Shi Ke can be killed, but not humiliated! Don't torture me anymore, give the eighth master a knife!"
The fat man slapped Wei Fucheng twice, and sneered: "Bah, still fucking a taxi? Even a little thief like you dare to call himself a scholar? Do you know why the fat man wants to castrate you? You kid dares to insult Her Royal Highness the princess of the Great Shang Kingdom, not to mention that it is not enough to castrate you, and punish you to the nine clans!"
Wei Fucheng, who was lying on the ground, kept trembling, his body was painful and afraid, this dead fat man was so ruthless, Wei Fucheng burst into tears and wailed: "How did I know that she was a princess! I want to know that she is a princess, and I dare not come to snatch her gems if I am killed!"
Tie Dun looked at Wei Fucheng lying on the ground on the side, the look on his face could not be said to be pity or pity, a person with three-grade martial arts would not mix too badly anywhere, just because he coveted a stone and coveted the beauty of a woman, he became a eunuch, why do you say you are here?
The fat man stood up from the ground, "The surname is Wei, the fat man is in a good mood today, if I don't kill you, you can get out!" I hope you will change your mind and be a new person in the rivers and lakes from now on, otherwise the next time you let the fat man and I run into you to do evil, the fat man will collect interest, and it will not be as simple as castration." ”
The fat man smiled charmingly, and made a knife and knife action with his hand, "Ling Chi!
Wei Fucheng first heard that the fat man was going to let him go, and then heard that he would be caught again, and he was immediately frightened, turned over and got up and kowtowed to the fat man, "Thank you for the grace of the fat grandfather not to kill, I, Wei Laoba, will never dare to be a thief from now on! Congliang, Congliang!"
As he spoke, he quickly struggled to get up and run, for fear that the fat man would suddenly regret it. He didn't even have the courage to sneak up with a knife, because this fat man seemed invulnerable.
Yin Ruonan looked at Wei Fucheng's back as he stumbled away, and sighed for no reason, "This person's martial arts are quite high, but it's a pity that he doesn't take the right path." ”
The fat man picked up the hammer and smiled contemptuously: "He has high martial arts, he is just a waste of dim sum! Let's go, Your Royal Highness Princess, let's go now, if your old man can't walk, just find a horse to ride, it's okay, I won't laugh at you, fat man." ”
Seeing that Yin Ruonan's face instantly became ugly, the fat man knew that he had said the wrong thing. If Wei Fucheng is a waste dim sum, then Her Royal Highness the princess can't even beat Wei Fucheng, then it's not as good as a waste dim sum? The fat man added curtly, "He is a waste dim sum who can only bully women." ”
Yin Ruonan snorted coldly, and said unhappily: "Can women be bullied casually?" I heard that there is a woman named Hongyi Yue Lingbi on the rivers and lakes, otherwise, Jiang Bu is not spicy, you can try to bully her, how about it?"
The fat man then remembered that Her Royal Highness the princess's real name was Yin Ruonan, and later her father, that is, the first emperor Huizong, changed her name from Ruonan to Ruonan, how could she forget that this is a woman who does not want to be a woman! The fat man felt that she was a little wronged, she must have thought that I discriminated against women, but I really didn't have it!
The fat man scratched his head and said to himself: "There is only one Yue Lingbi in the entire rivers and lakes!" The atmosphere in the courtyard was suddenly very embarrassing, Tieton was originally a person who didn't like to talk, like a wood pestle on the side, and he didn't know what to say, the fat man suddenly missed Lao Tang very much, pig-headed Tieton, people are more angry than people!
Perhaps in order to ease the atmosphere, Yin Ruonan, who had a calm face, suddenly smiled, "Jiang Bu Spicy, you have a meritorious role in saving the driver today, what reward do you want to have?"
Seeing that the princess took the initiative to change the topic, the fat man smiled and hurriedly played a round, "You don't need any reward, saving Her Royal Highness the princess is the biggest reward!"
Yin Ruonan immediately looked impressed by the fat man, stretched out his hand and patted the fat man's shoulder like a brother, "Ouch, don't you see it! Jiang is not spicy, you can do it now, not only is the martial arts rising, but even the kung fu of patting the sycophants has also risen, and the sycophants are so slippery?"
The fat man immediately climbed up the pole with a flattering smile on his face, "Where, the princess and Her Majesty are well taught!"
Yin Ruonan laughed and patted the fat man's shoulder again, "Jiang is not spicy, you really have you! When I return to Beijing, I will tell the imperial brother and ask him to make you a waiter in the Ministry of Rites." Then let's go, and you lead the way. ”
The fat man shook his head, "The fat man of the Ministry of Rites can't do it, if you give a military department book, it's almost the same! Let's not leave in a hurry, who is the commander of the guards who followed you out of Beijing this time?"
Yin Ruonan asked suspiciously: "The commander of the guards who went out of Beijing with me is Sikong Jing, what's wrong?"
The fat man sneered, "This old man is so relieved that he boldly left the princess here, if it weren't for the fat man and I got lost tonight, the princess might have been murdered by gangsters! If something really happened, would this old guy dare to go back to the palace? I'm afraid he will be robbed of his house and destroyed, right? What an old fool!"
The fat man turned his head to look at Li Lanqiu, and said with a mocking expression: "Her Royal Highness the princess will come with us, so leave Li Lanqiu here and report to Sikong Jing's old fool." ”
Li Lanqiu was frightened to death by the fat man's words, grabbed Yin Ruonan's hand and didn't let go, and said with a crying voice: "Princess, take me away, I'm afraid of the dark, I'm going too!"
Yin Ruonan slammed a violent chestnut on Li Lanqiu's head, crying and laughing, "Li Lanqiu, you are really a big pig's head, you can believe this! How could we leave yourself here? Jiang Bula, this bad guy is obviously scaring you!"
Seeing that Li Lanqiu was not lightly frightened, the fat man laughed, "Go and get a pen and paper, and leave a letter for the old fool, otherwise the old guy will come back tomorrow, but he won't see the princess, he only sees blood on the ground, and he can't be scared crazy?"
Yin Ruonan nodded yes, and personally wrote a letter to Sikong Jing to leave, asking him to come back tomorrow to find someone in the Tang family's courtyard in Shibanqiao. The fat man picked up a dart from the ground, nailed the letter to the table in the house, and the four of them went out and hurried to the Zhu family's courtyard.
Li Lanqiu lost her strength after the battle, and she couldn't walk, so the fat man simply let Tieton carry her, Li Lanqiu was still a little shy, Yin Ruonan sneered: "They are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, what is there to be ashamed of? It's good if someone is willing to carry you! Besides, if you were shy, you should have stayed in the palace honestly, and you shouldn't have come out with me!"
Li Lanqiu had nothing to say, so he had to lie on Tieton's back honestly. The fat man found the right direction, took the lead, and led the three of them to the Zhu family courtyard on Tongcheng Street, which had been delayed for so long, and hoped that the old Tang who had already arrived would not go crazy.
After two teas, the fat man and his party of four arrived near the Zhu family's courtyard, only to see that there was a night market nearby, and some people were drinking and eating meat at the roadside stalls.
Tieton smiled stupidly, it was the first time he had such intimate contact with a girl, and while people were not paying attention, Tieton secretly sniffed his hand, well, it was really a little fragrant!
The fat man put down the hammer, stood on the side of the road and looked around, only to see that there was no unusual movement in the courtyard of the Zhu family, it seemed that the old Tang had not started yet, and the fat man breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, someone patted him on the shoulder from behind, the fat man was startled, and quickly looked back, it turned out that Tang Jiusheng was standing behind him with a knife on his back. The fat man stroked his chest, "I'm scared to death of the fat man, old Tang, people are scary, scared to death!"
Tang Jiusheng asked the fat man, "Fatty, is your kid struggling and can't lift his pants, or is he lost?
The fat man smiled and said: "Old Tang, you are really smart! Alas, it's a pity that you don't go to set up a stall to tell the fortunes, aren't I lost? No, I got lost and turned a princess by the way, and brought a little beauty back by the way?" As he spoke, he pointed at Yin Ruonan and Li Lanqiu with his hand.
Tang Jiusheng was inexplicable, "What princess?" looked at Yin Ruonan carefully, thought for a while, and suddenly felt in his heart, "Oh, I remember, this is the scholar who held the blue gem there at the auction and showed off for a long time, and he is a distant relative of Brother Sheng." What's the matter? She's still a woman?"
The fat man hurriedly introduced, "Old Tang, this is the imperial sister of today's saint, Yin Ruonan, the princess of the plains. Your Royal Highness Princess, this is my buddy Tang Jiusheng, the youngest son of Tang Lao Guoshi, he was the one who beat the devil Zhu Tianba two days ago, and now Lao Tang is the boss of our group. ”
Yin Ruonan looked Tang Jiusheng up and down, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "You are the one from Tang Lao's national teacher's family, Tang Jiusheng who was admitted to Jiangnan Dao Yayuan? Well, it looks quite handsome! Especially these eyes are so good, you are really energetic! I heard that your martial arts are very high? Eh, as a lifter, why didn't you come to meet this princess?"
Seeing Yin Ruonan laying out the princess's score in front of him, Tang Jiusheng clasped his hands to his chest, stared at Yin Ruonan's chest, and then nodded with satisfaction, "Princess Pingyuan, well, it is indeed a bit flat, the saint is wise, this title is very practical!"
This disciple stared at his chest when he saw him, Yin Ruonan trembled angrily, and almost didn't draw his sword to cut people, "You! Don't you hurry up and pay homage when you see this princess?"
Tang Jiusheng's face was expressionless, "Why? Just because you are the princess of the plains? Don't you know that our Tang family has a gold medal from the emperor, and you don't have to kneel when you see the emperor? Last time I saw Lingnan Wang Yinchun, or did he bow down to me, is there such a thing, fat man?"
The fat man was a little embarrassed when he saw the two of them rattling, and touched his nose, "There is this, there is this, I was also present at the time." At that time, the old Tang was majestic, and Yin Chun had to kneel. ”
Yin Ruonan looked disdainful, "Phew, Yin Chun, a little county king, can compare with this princess?
Tang Jiusheng let out an "oh", with a suddenly realized expression, "Then our Tang family's imperial gold medal has 'Ru I come in person', does that mean that you, the princess, also have to bow down?"
Yin Ruonan was furious, and her willow eyebrows were upside down, "The emperor is my brother, I don't kneel when I see him, will I kneel a small gold medal?"
Tang Jiusheng sneered and said: "If you shout louder, it's best to let the people of Huzhou know that the eldest princess Yin Ruonan is here! Tsk, what a big style, such a great majesty! Tell you, don't think that you are a princess and put on a score in front of me, I don't eat that!"
"You!" Yin Ruonan was speechless angrily, and Li Lanqiu, who was patting Tieton on the back, walked over when he saw this, stood in front of the princess, and pointed at Tang Jiusheng's nose with his finger, "Tang Jiusheng, you, you are not allowed to bully Her Royal Highness the princess!"
Tang Jiusheng rolled his eyes, "It's the plain princess of your family who is unreasonable first, tell you, this is not the palace, don't tell me about those stinky rules, don't talk about you as a little princess, have you seen the Tang family's national teachers in the past dynasties kneeling down to the emperor?"
The fat man wiped the sweat on his head, and just wanted to come over to play the round, Tang Jiusheng waved his hand and turned to leave, "Fat man, Tie Dan, take this flat-chested princess and her maid to the stall to eat, say in advance, there is no score to put on the stall." ”
The fat man almost stopped laughing, Yin Ruonan actually changed from the princess of the plains to the flat-chested princess, this old Tang is really ruthless enough to speak! The fat man forced a smile, "Your Royal Highness the princess, the old Tang is usually like this, he is not afraid of the powerful, he does not bully the weak, people respect him a foot, he respects people......
Yin Ruonan snorted angrily: "Don't say it, go over and eat, this princess is hungry!"
In front of a stall, the lights were bright, Yin Sheng, Chonglai, Gao Chongyang, Sun Jiangdong, Yulong Xingkong, Ximen Yushuang, Shui Ruyue, Zhao Lingzun, Ximo and others were eating barbecue, waiting for the fat man by the way. Seeing Tang Jiusheng and the fat man, Tie Dun coming over with a scholar and a beautiful girl, Yin Sheng hurriedly asked the boss to add another table and four small stools.
Yin Sheng saw Yin Ruonan, obviously stunned, Yin Ruonan saw Yin Sheng, his expression didn't seem to be very natural, passing by, Yin Sheng asked in a low voice: "Isn't this the princess of the plains? Why are you here?" Yin Ruonan snorted, didn't speak, found a stool to sit down, and muttered something while eating barbecue, Li Lanqiu sat next to Yin Ruonan, wanting to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and endured it very hard.
When eating, the fat man whispered to Tang Jiusheng what had just happened, Tang Jiusheng nodded quietly, "Okay, those things will be talked about later, let's take the lead and enter the Zhu family's courtyard?"
The fat man happily agreed: "Okay! Didn't you go all the way to the Zhu family's courtyard last time?"
Tang Jiusheng shook his head, "The situation is different, last time I knocked on the door and entered, this time we walked through the wall." Tang Jiusheng raised his head and looked at Yulong Xingkong opposite, "Little junior brother, wait a minute, the fat man and I will go in first, you should not show up in the back, if the situation changes, you will quickly come out to report the news, and then take everyone to kill together." ”
Yulong Xingkong didn't speak, just nodded silently and clenched the big iron rod in his hand.
Tang Jiusheng asked everyone, "Everyone knows the map of the Zhu family's courtyard, right?" Everyone nodded.
Tang Jiusheng saw that the fat man had almost eaten, so he tilted his head at the fat man and made a look, "Fat man, let's go first!"
Ximen Yushuang and Shui Ruyue said in unison: "Xianggong, be careful!" Yin Ruonan looked at Ximen Yushuang and Shui Ruyue with a strange face, and somehow, sighed softly, this kid surnamed Tang Yanfu is really not shallow, and the two daughters-in-law are more beautiful than the other.
The fat man carried a hammer and followed behind Tang Jiusheng, the two of them were in the middle of the side gate of the Zhu family's courtyard, and they threw a wayfinding stone and went in, but they didn't hear the sound of water, it was the ground, and there was no sound or dog barking in the wall. The two jumped into the wall, and swept through the garden and into the inner courtyard by the light of the stars.
This annex is also a large quadrangle courtyard with a large garden. The two jumped over the ridge and did not stop, until the roof of the main house of the third entrance, and looked into the courtyard of the third entrance, only to see that the courtyard was silent, only the east wing room was still lit.
The two quietly jumped from the top of the room into the inner courtyard, ready to catch and torture the people in the east wing. As soon as his feet landed, there was a bang, and the courtyard was suddenly brightly lit, and with a shout, hundreds of people poured out, clinging to bright and swaying weapons, and surrounded the two of them. Dozens of people also instantly poured out on the roof, each raising a bow and crossbow, and aiming at the two of them with bows and arrows.
I saw a one-eyed Taoist stubbornly brushing the dust, and the crowd walked out, looking up to the sky and laughing, "Tang Jiusheng, don't come to harm? Daoist, I've been waiting for you here for two nights, and you're finally here!"
Seeing this old Dao, Tang Jiusheng was taken aback, "Bone Transformation Daoist, wasn't your arm cut off by me?"