Look at what Sun Wukong said, "Don't hide it from my brothers, one is taught by the master, and the other is that I am diligent day and night, so I can do everything." ”

It's conceited to the extreme, and the ability of the patriarch to press the bottom of the box is learned in a few strokes in your hands.

I'm afraid that not only Patriarch Subodhi, but even those disciples are also full of anger.

Lu Yan continued to watch, how could the 86 version of Journey to the West be as good as the live broadcast.

The brothers said, "Take advantage of this good time, you audition, let me wait and see." ”

When Wukong heard this, he shook his spirits and said with tricks: "Senior brothers, please come up with a topic, what do you want me to change?"

The brothers said, "Just become a pine tree." Wukong twisted the trick, chanted the mantra, and transformed into a pine tree.

In the original statement: Yu Yu and smoke run through the four o'clock, Lingyun goes straight to show his chastity. There is no demon monkey statue at all, all of them are frost-resistant and snow-resistant.

When the public saw it, they applauded and laughed, and they all said: "Good monkey, good monkey!"

The unconscious shouting alarmed the patriarch, and the patriarch hurriedly pulled his staff out and asked, "Who is making a noise here?"

When the public heard the call, they hurriedly checked and dressed forward. Wukong also showed his true appearance, and said in the bushes: "Venerable Master Qi, I will talk here, and there is no noise with a foreign surname." ”

Sun Wukong is honest and honest on the surface, but in fact, he has a bad stomach and doesn't blink his eyes when he lies.

The patriarch shouted angrily: "You are shouting and screaming, it doesn't look like a cultivation body. How can a cultivator laugh here, if his mouth is open and his spirit is scattered, and his tongue moves right and wrong?"

"Don't dare to hide it from the master, the right Monkey King plays a trick. Teach him to become a pine tree, and sure enough, it is a pine tree, and the disciples all applauded, so they shouted loudly to pretend to respect the teacher, hoping to beg for forgiveness. The brothers were so frightened that they hurriedly reported it.

Lu Yan shook his head secretly when he saw this, human nature is selfish, and this is not to sell Sun Wukong immediately.

Patriarch Subodhi said, "You wait." ”

Then he looked at Sun Wukong with a cold face: "Wukong, come here! Let me ask you what kind of spirit you are making, what kind of pine tree do you become? This kind of work, but it is good to show off in front of people? If you see someone else having it, don't ask him? When others see that you have it, they will definitely ask you." If you fear evil, but preach him, but if you do not preach him, you will do harm, and your life will not be saved. ”

"I only hope that Master will forgive my sins!", Wukong said.

Patriarch Subodhi said, "I don't sin against you, but just you go." ”

When Wukong heard this, his eyes fell into tears and said, "Master, teach me where to go?"

The patriarch said, "If you come from there, you will go from there." ”

Wukong suddenly came to his senses and said: "I came from the Dongsheng Divine Continent to come to the National Flower and Fruit Mountain Water Curtain Cave. ”

The patriarch said, "Go back quickly, all your life, if you don't stop here!"

Wukong confessed, "I have been away from home for 20 years, although I am looking back on my children and grandchildren in the old days, but I have not reported the kindness of my master, so I dare not go." ”

The patriarch said: "What kind of kindness is there? You just don't cause trouble and don't lead me!"

Wukong was helpless, so he had to bow down and say goodbye to everyone. The patriarch said, "If you go here, you will have a bad life." Depending on how you cause trouble and commit murder, but you are not allowed to say that you are my apprentice, you can say half a word, and I will know it, and I will peel your skin and file your bones, and reduce your soul to the nine secluded places, and teach you not to turn over in ten thousand catastrophes!"

Wukong said: "I will never dare to mention the word master, just say that it is my own meeting." ”

Sure enough, Lu Yan shook his head slightly, Su Bodhi must know Sun Wukong's next fate, otherwise it would be impossible to say this.

Therefore, the Journey to the West is definitely planned in advance, such as the Buddha on stage, and the bigwigs from all parties sing together.

Wukong thanked him, that is, he withdrew, twisted the trick, threw a pull, raised a somersault cloud, and went back to Dongsheng. After spending an hour there, I saw the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave early, and the Monkey King knew that he was happy.

Seeing this, Lu Yan was a little excited, so far going to Wukong to learn art is over, and he has been planning for so long, and now he has also learned "The Secret of Eternal Life", "Seventy-two Changes", and "Somersault Cloud".

But I always feel a little lost, and even think of the memory of crying when I saw this scene when I was a child.

His mouth unconsciously recited the poems describing Sun Wukong in the original book.

"When I go, all bones are heavy, and my body is light. No one in the world is willing to aspire to cultivate the mysteries and self-evidentness. ”

Isn't it just about himself? Since the time crossing, he has finally become a god after a lot of hardships, but he is the god of the toilet, and then after step-by-step efforts, he canonized the gods, established the Land God Sect, and achieved the four positive products, and now he has learned the opportunity of Sun Wukong.

If he develops carefully, he can survive hundreds of years in peace, but is this what he needs?

Journey to the West to learn scriptures can be described as a catastrophe, and he himself is in the midst of a catastrophe, as can be seen from "Romance of the Gods", under the catastrophe, it is not to face the difficulties and turn into ashes.

Therefore, it is far from the end, and he will continue to walk and follow in the footsteps of Sun Wukong.

"The next thing is to make trouble in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, go to the Yin Si Difu to destroy the Book of Life and Death, you have to think about how to profit from it, the premise is that you must go to Dongsheng Shenzhou to develop. ”

Lu Yan muttered, only Sun Wukong, who follows fate, can have meat to eat, and he who is familiar with the direction of the plot can get full benefits.

Of course, there are still some things to explain before leaving, since the core of the Great Powers of the Three Realms has shifted to Huaguo Mountain in the Aolai Kingdom of Dongsheng Divine Continent, then naturally no one will pay attention to the ten southwestern countries, and the Land God Sect can take the opportunity to expand to the surrounding countries.

Time waited for no one, Lu Yan immediately left the bathroom, appeared directly in the main hall of the Toilet God Palace, and walked towards the golden throne that belonged to him.

As soon as he sat on the throne of God, the bucket at the door of the main hall suddenly sounded the sound of flushing.

The sound of the net bucket flushing, when the gods return.

The toilet gods of various countries, counties, and counties, as well as the sacrifices of the seventh level and above of the Land God Sect, could hear the sound of flushing, and immediately understood that it was the toilet lord who was summoning the gods.

In the judge's hall not far away, Xu Cheng, who was dealing with government affairs, was stunned with a brush.

It's been five years, and the retreat is finally over!

Gong Cao, who came over to deliver the documents, rarely saw Judge Xu, who was known as a cold-faced judge, and there was some tenderness on his face, and he was stupid for a while!

"Hmph, do I have flowers on my face!"

Xu Cheng saw that his Gong Cao looked like a nymphomaniac, and he was immediately a little dissatisfied, and directly reprimanded.

Then he regained his wise expression and said casually: "Follow me to meet the eldest master." ”

Because the toilet god appears less and less, many gods are centered on Xu Cheng, and Xu Cheng also has the honorific title of the lord.

Xu Cheng didn't care about this, she knew that Lu Yan was a person, she didn't care about this, and even happy to see it happen, and it seemed that she had the means to control all the gods.

When I came to the main hall of the toilet god palace, some of the toilet gods had already come, and they stood in order according to the grade.

Xu Ying looked at Lu Yan, and always felt a little different from before?

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