Three hundred and fifty-eight, the joke is too big

Chen Lu said: "You'd better not be like that, you know, those who are against my old man will not end well." ”

Brother Toad's tone softened and said, "You are a heavy color and light friend." ”

Chen Lu said: "I value a love word, whether it is color or friend, the important thing is this word." ”

Brother Toad was really angry: "You all get out of the way." Saying that, he jumped a few times and ran over, bowed his hand to Chen Luyi, and said, "Please advise." ”

Chen Lu said: "You can take your domestic green jade Gui, my old man will not give advice." At this time, Brother Toad took a volley of green jade in his hand. Chen Lu's left hand slapped the Tianbu triple, and a yellow light flew out and hit Yugui, and after a few clanging sounds, the yellow light retreated.

Chen Lu didn't want to really be an enemy of Brother Toad, so he didn't use the exercises at all, of course Brother Toad understood, and said, "You don't have to go all out, you can't take away the eldest princess." ”

Chen Lu's heart moved, and his playful nature was exposed again, this is not an enemy, why are you playing so hard? He wanted to tease Brother Toad, and his right hand slapped out the six layers of Tianbu.

"Don't!" was Master's voice, but it was late. A pink light flew out silently. Brother Toad suddenly saw more than a dozen green-clothed girls, all of whom were beauties under his rule, but they were light and graceful, and they were walking towards him with a beautiful woman in their arms.

Chen Lu was taken aback, this person turned out to be Princess Green Jade, she smiled like a flower, and her face was full of spring. Brother Toad was stunned, his eyes were straight, Green Yugui fell to the ground, someone knocked him on the head, and he woke up all of a sudden, saw Master Toad sitting beside him, and understood what was happening.

Chen Lu regretted it very much, panicked for a while, and said: "Brother Toad, I'm sorry, I didn't want to fight with you, so I wanted to make a joke with you, but I didn't expect it." ”

Brother Toad was furious, and he wanted to do it despite the presence of the master. The toad shouted: "Stop, your skills are not as good as others, and you still don't admit defeat?"

Chen Lu hurriedly said, "Master, I really blame me for this, I made a big joke." ”

The toad said, "Let's stay aside for a while." Princess Green Jade, the king likes you and wants to take you as a concubine. ”

Princess Green Jade said, "Although my father and sister are guilty, they are my relatives after all. The new king and I have a grudge against my father, how can I marry him? If the Venerable One is forced, the green jade will only die. ”

The toad said, "Well, let the new king deal with it." ”

Brother Toad said hatefully: "Master, it's all your good disciple who made trouble. After speaking, he walked to Kanai's side and said, "I respect your choice, as long as you can be happy, I have no regrets." ”

Chen Lu said: "Oh my God, Brother Toad, you are so numb! The family members are gone, what happiness is there? As he spoke, he walked up to the master and muttered a few words.

The toad said, "Think well enough to bring her maids and guards." King, add a guard to her, and let her be king there. ”

Princess Green Jade stood by and waited, and the new king, Brother Toad, glanced at him and left very reluctantly. Chen Lu said: "Master, I offended Brother Toad, you can round up a few words for me, I really didn't mean to." ”

The toad said, "Don't worry, your brother toad is not a person with a small belly. ”

"Master, I have one more thing to tell you. ”

"Why do you have so much to do? The queue is all lined up, just waiting for you, let's talk about it later. ”

"It's a big deal. ”

"I'll have to wait until later, let's go. ”

Green jade sat on the sedan chair, Chen Lu held the sedan chair, the toad raised his hand, nearly 10,000 people rose in the air, heading to the northwest, less than two quarters of an hour, in a large village courtyard down, there were already people to greet out.

Princess Green Jade said: "Gongzi Chen, thank you for your great kindness, and if you have something to tell you in the future." ”

Chen Lu said: "What are you kidding, from now on, all immortals are separated from each other, and the two are not connected, where will my old man go to find you?"

Princess Green Jade took out a green jade gui and said, "This is my personal belongings, not a weapon, when something happens, knock on it six times, three times in a hurry, and I will appear." Chen Gongzi, can you leave something as a souvenir?"

Chen Lu didn't have anything, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, looked at the waterfall, the dagger was still there, pointed it, and said, "That's my dagger, keep it as a souvenir." My old man took his leave. ”

At this time, the green jade princess suddenly disappeared, revealing that the big lake under the waterfall was the green wave lake that the abbot of Yizhi said. Chen Lu was a little dazed, how could he return to the mission without the big green horse? At this time, he suddenly found Nalan riding a big green horse running towards this side.

Chen Lu was overjoyed, and at the critical moment, he got Nalan and shouted: "Nalan, I'm here." ”

Nalan glared at him angrily, picked up the fire gun on his horse, and fired several guns in succession. Chen Lu was taken aback and said, "Nalan, you ......" There was another burst of fire. Chen Lu woke up. Doran sat beside her.

The team had stopped, and there was shouting one after another, and he lifted the curtain to see Nalan on his horse, and the fire gun in his hand was still smoking. He closed the curtain and looked at Dolan.

Dolan said: "It's okay, it may be a misunderstanding, it's not a thief, it's the officers and soldiers, they have all rushed for a while, and we have retreated for five miles." ”

"Is there anything to lose?"

"I don't know, the lieutenant envoy asked me to come and hide in the car, oh, the lieutenant envoy's two BMWs were robbed. ”

Chen Lu saw that they were all ordinary people fighting, and he didn't have anything to do with himself, and said, "Okay, let them fight slowly, and my old man will sleep again." ”

Dolan smiled and said, "The tiger wolf is still talking about cause and effect in His Majesty. ”

Chen Lu also smiled, remembering that he was talking about Dolan, and said, "You are too vindictive." ”

Dolan said, "Don't sleep, it's almost time to turn on the lamp, and you can't sleep at night?"

Chen Lu looked at her, watched her smiling eyes swaying in front of his eyes, and fell asleep again in a daze.

"My lord, the big tent is set up, get out of the car. Dolan woke him up.

Li Da also came, Chen Lu hurriedly got out of the car, saw the end of the ceremony, and said, "Lord Lieutenant, I'm sorry, I slept well all the way." ”

"Each other, this is different from you, I'm idle, you're too tired, how is your body?"

Chen Lu patted himself and said, "It's okay, there's no place where I'm uncomfortable." ”

Li Da said: "I'll go to the council hall for dinner in a while." The two of them gave up their hands and returned their accounts.

Chen Lu changed his clothes and asked Han Liu'er about the battle situation. Nine were killed and four wounded, and the four horses of Lord Li and the baggage of the mission were all robbed. The other party is the costume of the Xuanwei Division, and there is no registration number, there are about 700 people.

They laid an ambush on the road and attacked suddenly, but fortunately, the officers and men of the mission were well-trained and did not panic, and first retreated a few adults, and then Ha San led the troops in pursuit, and when they turned back, they had already snatched most of their baggage and a few horses.

Ha San fell into the plan to divert the tiger from the mountain, seeing that they were taking the official road, and they were all cavalry, and they disappeared after the smoke and dust. Ha San chased after him for a while, fearing that the mission would be lost, so he had to withdraw back and send a sentry to investigate.