Chapter 61: Triple Jump
"Guo'er, that hand-grabbed mutton is delicious, and there are no outsiders here, you must not be restrained, just grab it with your hands and eat it!" On the dinner table, Wanxue Zhenren not only frequently handed rice to Wu Guojia, but also had a loving look on his face.
"Madame is also confused now! What do you mean that there are no outsiders! There is clearly one sitting on the edge of the table!" Xiao Tao, who was standing on the side, rolled her eyes secretly...... In fact, she didn't hate the obedient young man in front of her who was always smiling and grinning, and there was no arrogance, every time the old man came back from the True Yang Sword Sect before, he would shake his head and praise him in front of everyone, and the lady personally went to the True Yang Mountain a few days ago...... After coming back, it was even more categorical and final...... Although the young lady has always been reluctant in her heart, she does not dare to disobey the lady...... So as Miss's personal maid, she can't always come up and give him a good face!
"Hmph! If he knew what restraint was, the sun would come out of the west!" Cai Suzhen sat next to Wu Guo, always looking uninterested, and from time to time he used a pair of bright apricot eyes to slash at the harmful fruit. Not only that, but the arrogant queen was also wondering in her heart at this time: when others see her, they always bow their heads and are timid, and they almost dare not gasp...... But this harmful fruit in front of you ...... Not only is it a self-cooked, but it is also like a piece of dog skin plaster, as if it is only attached to his body...... Don't even think about going on again!
"Auntie's cooking is so delicious!" Regarding the future mother-in-law's instructions, Wu Guo not only obeyed her words, but also did not discount it at all, and immediately put her ten claws together and devoured it.
Cai Kaihuai, who was sitting next to him, almost didn't fall to the ground with a pair of eyes! In his heart, he was still secretly wondering: "Could it be that Madame suddenly learned some cooking secrets today?" No, I also ate a mouthful of food in horror just now...... That taste...... Don't say it, don't say it!"
"Hey, don't worry, you eat slowly, no one here is robbing you of ......" Wanxue Zhenren saw Wu Guo like this, and his heart was even more happy, at this time, he had already used chopsticks to pile up the small plate in front of Wu Guo into a small mountain, and Wuzi still refused to give up: "Well, this meat sandwich bun is also made by the uncle's mother, the boy has a large amount of food, he must eat a few more!"
"Okay!" Wu Guo couldn't help nodding in agreement, and from time to time raised his wine glass to salute Cai Kaihuai a few glasses, and then slapped a few sycophants, eating so happily.
"I have to come over to eat every night! Su Zhen has been in the valley for two years, and every night only me and your Uncle Cai eat together, and it is not lively at all!" After a few days, Wanxue Zhenren saw the little son-in-law who liked him very much, and the more he looked at it, the more he loved it! He couldn't help but say happily: "We people in the rivers and lakes naturally don't have those stinky and exquisite things that don't eat and speak! How good is this, the family sits together, talks and laughs, and eats so lively!"
"Family! Who is the same family as him!" Cai Su's heart trembled, and he couldn't help it, so he asked lightly: "I came out after a long time...... I don't know if the little national teacher has gone down the mountain this time, but he has a certainty of victory in his heart?"
"Su Zhen, what are you anxious about! Those things, let's talk about them when the fruit is finished...... What's the long waiting...... It's hard to hear!" Hearing this, Wanxue Zhenren immediately scolded softly: "Besides, what a little national teacher! Why is it so angry! Guo'er is a few years younger than you, you will be called sister and brother in the future!"
"Where is it a few years younger! Is it good to be ten years younger!" Cai Suzhen glared at the harmful fruit angrily, although there were ten thousand reluctances in his heart, he didn't dare to contradict his mother.
"Okay! Guo'er met Sister Cai for the first time today...... However, I also know that Sister Cai's personality is actually cold on the outside and hot on the inside, although her face is cold, she is actually extremely kind and enthusiastic in her heart!" Facing the tsundere queen's apricot-eyed sword, Wu Guo not only did not refuse to come, but also smiled and complimented explicitly.
"Phew!Phew!Phew!I'm not that familiar with you, okay!" Cai Su secretly sighed in his heart, and at the same time, he gave the harmful fruit a big white eye.
"This time the fruit came in a hurry, and I didn't prepare any gifts for my uncle and aunt...... "I didn't want Wu Guo to suddenly move the battlefield, stopped gobbling up, first took out a large bag of things from his arms, and respectfully handed it to Wanxue Zhenren: "This is pine nut tea for aunt...... Aunt will drink a few cups every day in the future, so as to ensure that her face will always be there and her youth will always be there!"
"Okay! It's bothering Guo'er again!" Wanxue Zhenren immediately took it with a smile.
"Uncle Cai, this is a hair dye that Guo'er uses He Shou Wu and other materials, you dye a little when you wash your hair to keep your hair safe...... The black is shiny, and the luster shines brightly!Hehe, the spirit of Ryoma!" The Harmful Fruit continued to offer treasures, and at the same time, he shamelessly took Wu Zhenfan's recent research results for himself.
"Okay, good!" Cai Kaihuai's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he snatched it in a hurry, obviously through a layer of paper, but he still looked at it countless times in his hand, and he couldn't put it down, thought about it, and asked in a low voice: "This ...... Can you dye your beard black too?"
"No!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and laughed quietly, "A black hair will make you look like a great cultivator of the human race who is full of energy and a hundred times more energetic...... And the white beard, firstly, you look chic, and secondly, you ...... Paired with a beautiful aunt by your side...... Hehe, Guo'er is here to say something presumptuous, you and your aunt don't be surprised...... That's really an old husband and a young wife, and I want to envy the people of the world!"
"Haha! Guo'er is right!haha!" The last sentence of the harmful fruit had the effect like the finishing touch, Cai Kaihuai listened to it, and immediately stroked his long beard with his hand, and really laughed heartily.
Wanxue Zhenren listened to it on the side, and couldn't help but laugh lightly.
Only the tsundere queen sitting on the side saw it in her eyes, but she was anxious in her heart: "How can this harmful fruit be so brazen...... Well, it's so scheming!"
"Hehe, the strongest fortresses in the world were the first to be breached by the enemy from the inside!" Hurt people Guo was proud in his heart, his eyes rolled, and he looked at Xiao Tao who was standing on the side of a crumpled book from his arms, and said with a smile: "Xiao Tao! This is a gift for you!"
"Oh, and what about my gifts?" Xiao Tao was suddenly pleasantly surprised, a group of small stars appeared in a pair of big eyes, and cautiously glanced at Wanxue Zhenren, seeing that her face was not different, she hurriedly walked up, and even her own young lady's frost knife-like sharp eyes were directly ignored, and she took it happily.
"This is a monster book called 'Havoc in the Heavenly Palace' that I bought from a merchant in the lower reaches of the mountain a few days ago, and the plot is the most grotesque and interesting! Well, I'll give it to you!" Wu Guo said with a smile.
"No, this harmful fruit didn't know about Xiao Tao's existence in advance, how could he even prepare her gifts? And that wandering merchant...... How can you buy anything!" Seeing this smiling lifelong enemy in front of her for the first time, the big queen with a tendon had an extremely rare flash of inspiration, and her eyes lit up, and she asked lightly: "I don't know how small the country ...... How did you know that I had this maid by my side? Surely I really look like those unreliable fortune tellers in the rivers and lakes...... Prophet of the unknown, can you pinch it?"
"Sister Cai, I naturally didn't know about Xiao Tao in advance...... So this is not a new book!" Wu Guo has stage fright, and when he was currying favor with him, he didn't even blink his eyes: "Today's incident happened suddenly, I had no choice but to hug my feet and give Xiao Tao the strange book I studied and watched day and night in my arms first! Xiao Tao, this is not a new book, you deal with it first...... I'll give you some brand new ones next time!"
"I don't care! I don't care! Thank you...... Fruit...... Brother ......" Xiao Tao was even more happy when she heard this, took the book, and was so excited that she even changed her name, and stood aside diligently...... Before the book turned the last page, there was already a little shaken in my heart: "This little bad guy ...... Although it can bluff people, hehe, it's actually very good......"
In a cordial and harmonious environment, Cai Suzhen looked east and west, seeing that everyone around him had been bribed with a small favor and a small favor, and while secretly gritting his teeth in his heart, he seemed to have some little curiosity and expectation...... While holding his breath and waiting for the harmful fruit to finally offer her some rare things...... At the same time, he was coquettish in his heart: "Phew! Who would scarce what he sent! Annoyed to death! Hmph! Even if he diligently offers dragon liver and phoenix gall for a while, I will give him a disdain!" Ignore it!"
"No!" the prophet who didn't want to harm people was still uncertain, and clapped his hands very shamefully, indicating that the first tribute and curry favor had officially ended.
Cai Su was furious in his heart, although the tsundere queen would never admit in her heart that she had a little curiosity and expectation, but a pair of apricot eyes seemed to have turned into two frost blades, stabbing at the harmful fruit!
"Guo'er, have you forgotten that you came to the door for the first time today...... Why didn't you give Su Zhen a gift?" Wanxue Zhenren looked at the pair of children in front of him who had become happy enemies when they first met, and laughed in her heart, and pretended to remind.
"The fruit will be given to Sister Zhenzhen in the future...... Naturally, it's the Peach Blossom Divine Sword!Uncle and aunt, don't worry, Guo'er went to the Demon Land with Sister Zhenzhen later, even if he fought for his life, he also wanted to maintain Sister Zhenzhen's safety and get back those two divine weapons!" Although Wu Guo had a straight face, he couldn't hide the shameless flattery in it: "Guo'er is actually an honest person, and he won't say anything sweet...... The whole life is the real sister's, is there a more sincere gift in the world than this?"
That naked compliment was completely said on the heart and liver of Cai Kaihuai and his wife, and the couple looked at the extremely well-behaved little son-in-law in front of them, not only did they not feel numb, but their hearts were happy!
"Sister Zhenzhen? Phew!Phew!Who's your real sister!Who is your real sister!Who is rare for your life!Phew!Phew!Bah!If you are an honest person, there will be no dishonest person in the world...... I can't even pierce my sword!" Cai Suzhen is cold and reserved by nature, and he has always rejected people thousands of miles away, how could he have been so naked and deliberately complimented by a man! At this time, although his expression was still puffed up, a trace of blush quietly appeared on his ice-like face: "This shameless harmful fruit! What a well-behaved monkey who is born to climb up the pole! From the original Qingrin Zhenren to Sister Cai...... and now the real sister...... In the blink of an eye, he made a triple jump!"
"Hehe, you know how good you are at chess this time, even if there is no bridge...... I can also jump forward with a thick skin!" The harmful fruit peeked at the puffing up around him, and the more she was born and became more and more delicate and glamorous, the more she looked at it, the more she loved it, and the more she looked at it, the more proud she became!" "Hmph! I'll close my eyes and jump a few times in the future...... Hehe, you don't have to jump anywhere!"
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