"Oh, strong man, strong man, blame me for being confused for a while, forgetting that bag of rice, which bag contains noodles, a moment of clerical error, clerical error. ”

"Scholar, there is no distinction between grains and rice and flour bags, of course you don't know, so you can naturally forgive them. But I have a good idea. ”

"Oh, what is the opinion of the strong man? The scholar's eyes lit up, and he clenched his fists at Tie Niu and begged.

"That's it!"

Zhang Tieniu turned over the two bags placed on the case, and the covering was blank and wordless.

"You are like this, the thin hemp rope bag has 'noodles' written on it, and the thick hemp rope bag has 'rice' written on it. ”

"Okay! I'll write it. The scholar's oxtail pen was full of pen and ink, and the words "rice" and "noodles" were written on the two bags.

"Well, that's it! look at me. ”

Zhang Tieniu said and came to the two people who were fighting, grabbed the back collars of the two with both hands, and lifted the two of them up like chickens.

"Okay!

Everyone around me applauded.

Zhang Tieniu brought the two of them to the case, and threw them on the ground as soon as he let go.

"No, the words you want are exactly what you want? Isn't it all well written, what are you fighting, what are you robbing?"

The two of them looked down and took a closer look, and sure enough, it was the word they requested, and they both smiled bitterly embarrassedly.

"In this way, you gathered a crowd to fight, broke the rules of the street, and also made so many people gather in a miasma to gather in a crowd to make a noise, fortunately let grandpa and I bump into it, if the patrol of the tribe finds out, I won't arrest you to be a strong man." If you have the strength to fight, it's better to open up mountains and reclaim wasteland and repair ditches. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, the villain knows that he is wrong, and he will never dare to fight again!"

"Hmph! In order to make you remember for a long time, Grandpa Ben will punish you. ”

"How dare you ask what the punishment is?" asked the thin man.

"How to punish you, confiscate your tools of crime! These two will be confiscated, and when you have a correct attitude, go to the tribal compound to find me. ”

Zhang Tieniu said, grabbed the two sacks on the case, squeezed everyone away, and walked away.

The two were stunned in place, not daring to breathe, and secretly glanced at each other, it was too late to complain.

Originally, I had a fight over the bags, but I didn't think about it, but I lost two bags.

Zhang Tieniu grabbed two bags, put his hands behind his back, hummed a little tune, paced, and walked happily towards the grain store.

When he came to the grain shop, Zhang Tieniu gritted his teeth with hatred, and scolded angrily in his heart: "Good you profiteers, in the harvest year, you have suppressed the price of our grain, and in the drought, you have raised the price of grain. As for whoever hates the executioner who kills the murderer the most, you will also be counted as a share. Today, grandpa, I have to fix it for you!"

Zhang Tieniu stepped into the grain shop, put the two bags on the counter, and said to the guy: "According to the words on it, they are 10 catties each." ”

Zhang Tieniu deliberately showed the guy the side of the previous mistake. Although Zhang Tieniu couldn't read and write, he could tell which side was right and which side was wrong from the dryness and humidity of the ink.

"Okay, guest officer, wait a minute. ”

The guy put 10 catties of rice noodles according to the words on the bag and handed it to Zhang Tieniu.

Zhang Tieniu glanced twice, smashed his fist on the table on the counter, glared at the big bull's eye and said angrily: "I asked you to pack rice and noodles according to the words on the bag, why did you put the rice and noodles wrong! Didn't you deliberately make me not want me to eat?"

The guy was so frightened by this situation that his legs were almost numb, and his whole body trembled like a sieve. I apologized vigorously.

"Master Hak, you are angry, Master Hak, you are angry, I was wrong, I will change it for you. ”

"Anyway, the rice bag is filled with noodles, so how can I still hold rice? Besides, the rice bag is filled with noodles, don't you obviously make me unable to eat noodles? The bag of rice is empty, and when I carry it home, all the flour will be sprinkled. ”

"Master, I'm sorry for you, I'm wrong, I'm wrong......"

The two were pretentious, and as soon as the inner door opened, a polite old man came in.

"What's wrong with you?"

The man hurriedly turned to the old man and said respectfully: "Shopkeeper, this guest said that he would be filled with 10 catties of rice and noodles according to the words, and I did pretend according to the words above, but after that, he said that I was wrong, and I had to pay him compensation." ”

"Oh, I'll take a look. The shopkeeper twisted his beard and turned the counter, came to the two bags, looked at them carefully, nodded, and said to Zhang Tieniu: "This guest officer, the guy is right, he is indeed according to the words on the bags to give you rice and noodles respectively." ”

"What?" Zhang Tieniu widened his bull's eyes, grinned, and said angrily, "Blind his dog eyes." Can you still make a mistake with such a big word?"

Zhang Tieniu kicked the two bags twice as he spoke, and the two bags fell to the ground with a "poof", and the mouth was not tied in the first place, and all the rice and noodles inside were spilled. And the words with their backs to the shopkeeper and the buddy are all facing up.

It is true that the bag containing rice has "noodles" written on it, and the bag containing noodles has "rice" written on it.

"Your eyes widen to see, are you mistaken?"

The shopkeeper and the guy were all dumbfounded in an instant, looking at each other, not knowing why.

"You guys are really, after so many years of working for food, can't you even tell whether the rice and noodle bags should be packed in coarse sacks or fine sacks? What do you say? All the rice and noodles I bought are in the soup, how should I compensate for this loss?"

"This ......"

Seeing the hesitation of the shopkeeper, Zhang Tieniu patted the table, pointed to the guy and said, "Look at whether there is a problem with your eyes, Grandpa Tieniu will treat you well today." ”

As soon as Zhang Tieniu's words came out, he didn't scare the guy, but he scared the shopkeeper into a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Dare to ask the guest master's name?"

"I don't change my surname or my name, my name is Zhang Tieniu. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be Zhang Dahan, the old man has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he is disrespectful and disrespectful. The shopkeeper hurriedly rushed at Zhang Tieniu.

"Come, carry two bags of rice and noodles for Zhang Dahan, and you carry them to your home. ”

The guy originally thought that the shopkeeper was towards himself, but he didn't expect to grow the prestige of others and extinguish his own sharpness, just wanted to say something, the shopkeeper's cold face, raised his voice and said: "Don't go quickly!"

Zhang Tieniu pouted his mouth and told the guy where his family lived, and when the guy heard it, he said, "Wow, you have to run five or six miles to carry it like this, and it's still a hot day, so you can't exhaust me to death." I've been working here for seven or eight years, and the shopkeeper has picked the door and picked the door, how can I be so generous today, not only did I send two bags of rice and noodles, but I also had to carry them to my home. It's really the sun that comes out of the west. ”

Before leaving, Zhang Tieniu pointed to the rice noodles on the ground and said, "These two bags are given to you, leave you a thought." ”

The shopkeeper's face was full of smiles, and he said respectfully: "Thank you Zhang Dahan, thank you Zhang Dahan, this is what you rewarded us, we will definitely worship it and burn incense for your old man every day." ”

When Zhang Tieniu heard this, he shook his head: "Whatever you want, you can do whatever you like." This face should be regarded as your filial piety to my mother, and it should be regarded as my mother's birthday face! Thank you to the shopkeeper!"

"You're polite, you're polite! Filial piety to the old lady is right!" The shopkeeper smiled.

Waiting for Zhang Tieniu to walk away, another guy in the store asked, "Shopkeeper, didn't we lose two bags of rice and noodles like this?"

"Hey, if you lose it, you pay it, do you know who he is?"