Volume 2: Ghost Face (I) Chapter 156: Knowing his voice in the middle of the mountain, holding his head and saying his name
The top of the ancestral spirit mountain, the Phantom Heaven Palace.
A white light was passing through the layers of clouds and mist in the Zuling Mountain Range, bringing up a dazzling glow and submerging into the peach forest on the mountainside.
Under the Phantom Heavenly Palace on the top of Zuling Peak, halfway up the mountain in the middle of the cloud-covered mountains, there are four seasons of peach, and the water pavilion hangs on the place where peach petals are flying. In the meantime, there is a small pavilion of elegance, called - half-mountain residence.
The Mid-Mountain Residence is a secluded place for the Heavenly Maiden Bai Lover of the Phantom Heavenly Palace, where it seems that the peach blossoms are surrounded by the mountains and the scenery is pleasant, but the formation enchantments everywhere are intricately combined, and there is a hidden killing machine!
A ray of light divine consciousness transmitted from the Phantom Heaven Palace was scattered in the peach forest, flying in the sky with the peach petals.
Bai Lianxing suddenly hugged the more mellow Xiao Luoyun, and under the latter's stunned expression, he said happily: "They are finally here!"
Xiao Luoyun looked very interested, very unenergetic, and was looking at the inexplicable Bai Lianxing in front of him with a confused expression.
Seeing this, Bai Lianxing stopped his movements, touched his furry head, covered his face with a thin veil and said with a smile: "The queen mother said that the playboy Wei Wuxian has arrived in Lingzhou. It is rumored that he caught the wind demon lord and swallowed the sky. With the demon lord here, you will be able to transform successfully. ”
Hearing this, the listless Xiao Luoyun suddenly jumped up, pointing to the peach forest outside the 'squeak' and calling non-stop.
When Bai Lianxing saw it, he immediately smiled and said, "Now you're in the spirit?"
Seeing the little guy jumping up and down, impatient, Bai Lianxing put it on his shoulder and looked west.
She thought for a moment and muttered: "Fairy Ze will be opened tomorrow, it is estimated that the families of all sects should be almost there, right? Could it be him?"
The little guy sat on Bai Lianxing's shoulder, playing with her silver hair, and looked at Bai Lianxing very strangely, obviously he didn't know who he was referring to.
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Northwest of Lingzhou.
At this moment, on the vast grassland on the east side of the Broken Stream Ridge Mountain Range, there was a blue arc beating, and there was also a continuous flickering of Dao Dao Array Brilliance.
Under this electric arc and brilliance flickering and beating, there is a four-ridge shuttle, upside down on the grass!
And around this shuttle, there are eight people sitting or lying on the ground. They were men and women, and they were all of different shapes, but they were all gray-faced. These embarrassed eight people are naturally Luo Yu and Wei Wuxian, who have fallen.
At this moment, Wei Wuxian was sitting on the grass, with his back to the Leiyin Shuttle, looking up at the broken Shuttle, and smiling bitterly: "Why did you forget the Lingzhou Forbidden Sky?"
Wei Wuxian suddenly looked at Wei Wuwu, who was lying on the ground with his feet facing the sky, he grabbed a clump of soil in annoyance, threw it over, and scolded: "It's all you! If it weren't for you, how could my son forget ......?"
Wei Wuwu, who had eaten a face of dust and weeds, immediately spit out the fresh soil in his mouth, and jumped up and looked at Wei Wuxian angrily: "Wei Wuxian! Do you want to eat this great sage's stick?"
When Wei Wuxian saw it, he also jumped up, and said with a smile: "Listening to the story of Journey to the West, do you really think you are the Monkey King?" Come on, come on, see if your 'golden hoop stick' is powerful, or my 'banana fan' is tight." ”
As he spoke, the two were about to start fighting again, and the red-eared shouting looked like a splash in the market.
When everyone saw it, they hurriedly divided into two sides and separated the two of them in a ball.
Luo Yu didn't care about everyone and lay down on the morning grass.
He looked up at the blue sky and muttered, "What are you fighting? Next time, you can equip the shuttle with a parachute?"
"Parachute?" Wei Wushu stopped kicking, retracted the folding fan, and looked at Luo Yu who was on his back suspiciously.
Immediately, he asked curiously, "What kind of treasure is a parachute? Why has this son never heard of it?"
Luo Yu sat up, patted the dust all over his body, and said with a smile: "It's not a treasure, the parachute can be made of ordinary windproof and friction-resistant fabric, shaped like an umbrella cover, and the octagonal buckle has a rope lock, which is connected to the body or this shuttle." If you fall from a high altitude, throw the umbrella in the air, open it by the wind, as long as the umbrella surface is large enough, you can float down. ”
As he spoke, Luo Yu took off the dandelion from the grass beside him, blew it away, and smiled at the dandelion flying like an umbrella: "Just like this dandelion, floating in the air." ”
Listening to Luo Yu's whimsical and fresh words, everyone looked at the flying dandelions.
Wei Wuxian pointed to the flying dandelion in surprise and praised: "Wonderful! This parachute seems ordinary, but it is in line with the way of nature, it is simply a divine thing! With this thing, even a mortal can fall from a high altitude unharmed." Ghost Face, you're a genius!"
Hearing Wei Wuxian's words, everyone looked at Luo Yu's eyes, and they became more and more worshipful.
When Luo Yu saw it, he could only smile awkwardly: "What is the way of nature, a genius? This is the common sense of physics, using wind resistance and gravitational force to interact." The larger the area, the greater the drag and counteract the gravitational ....... ”
And just when everyone surrounded Luo Yu and listened to these fresh words and whimsical ideas with relish.
Suddenly, there was a rapid tremor on the earth, as if a large group of men and horses were galloping towards them! Before the people could turn back, they were surrounded by a group!
"Put down the magic weapon, raise your hands, hold your head!
Hearing this, Luo Yu instinctively raised his hands, held his head, and squatted, his movements were smooth, and he was quite skilled!
Everyone looked at Luo Yu with a stunned expression, and then looked at the dozens of guards behind them who had surrounded them for some time!
There are about 20 guards, all of them are dressed in white armor, holding silver-white cone spears nearly a foot long, wearing a cloudy cloak, and the white velvet star cone beast under the seat is incomparably a divine horse, and a group of guards are majestic!
When Wei Wuwu saw that these guards were like heavenly soldiers and generals, he suddenly showed a fanatical color, and the big stick in his hand was clenched even tighter! Obviously, he regarded himself as Sun Dasheng again, and in his eyes, these majestic guards seemed to have turned into heavenly soldiers and generals who came to seek trouble!
But just when Wei Wuwu was ready, learning the tone of the Great Sage, he howled two throats. Among the 'heavenly soldiers' on the opposite side, a general jumped out, holding a gun and shouting angrily: "Ah! I am the Phantom Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Guard." Do you dare to gallop in the land of Lingzhou? Don't raise your hands, hold your head, and squat in a row!"
As he spoke, the 'Heavenly General' pointed his gun at Wei Wuwu and shouted: "Where did the monkey cub come from, quickly put down the stick! Raise your hand! Hold your head! Squat!"
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding 'heavenly soldiers' were all of a sudden, holding guns and shouting angrily: "Squat!"
Only Wei Wuwu looked up to the sky and laughed, waved his stick and shook his finger at the 'Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals' and said with a smile: "~ Joke, are you waiting to return to the Heavenly Guard? I am the Monkey King, how can I give in to you and wait, but the little 'Heavenly Soldier' in the Qi refining period?"
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After a stick of incense, Luo Yu and the others squatted in a row! 'Wei Dasheng' squatted at the front with a big stick on his shoulders, very well-behaved.
The 'Heavenly General' struck the big stick with a silver spear and asked with a smile: "Why is it not Qi Tian? Aren't you a saint? Aren't you very arrogant?"
Wei Wuwu smiled and nodded.
It turned out that since Wei Wuwu was about to make a move, Wei Wuxian had already persuaded him to take him down.
The Heavenly Guard is the guard of the Phantom Heaven Palace, and is only directly governed by the Queen of Heaven and the Heavenly Maiden. Although they have cultivated to the Qi refining period, they have secretly combined the techniques of the battle array, and the power of activating them has multiplied. Even if Wei Wuwu defeated Yun Wei, he would incur the wrath of the Queen of Heaven. If so, even if they save their lives, then Fairy Ze's trip will be over.
Although Wei Wuwu was impatient, he also knew the general situation, and when he saw this, he had to pretend to be his grandson, only to think that he was pressed by Wuzhi Mountain.
Seeing that this 'thin monkey' had become well-behaved, the 'Heavenly General' glanced at Xiang Luo Yu and the others with great satisfaction.
Immediately, he took out a piece of jade slip very smoothly, and while recording it, he said: "You violated the Lingzhou Air Prohibition Law and drove the shuttle into the air without permission! When you fall, you will damage ......."
As he spoke, the 'Heavenly General' glanced at the damaged turf, and estimated it: "The grass has been damaged for nearly two feet, there is a suspicion of resistance, and the circumstances are serious, Zhuo will be punished, and the fine will be ...... under the spirit crystal."
Listening to the very familiar tone of the 'Heavenly General' in front of him, Luo Yu squatted aside, stunned! He suddenly had a feeling that he was in a different world!
Luo Yu whispered to Wei Wuxian, who was beside him and obediently holding his head and squatting: "Lingzhou has always had these weird rules?"
Wei Wuxian glanced at the 'Heavenly General' who was talking there, and then he also whispered strangely: "No, last time I came to Lingzhou, I didn't see these strange rules... Maybe it's only been out in the last year or two, right?"
At this time, the 'Heavenly General' was still recording with a blank face, and at the same time his mouth was gushing: "... There are eight people in total, all of whom have signed up for their own lives, family addresses, whether they are alcoholics......"
Hearing this more familiar and cordial tone, Luo Yu couldn't help but think of the picture when he and Qian Ling'er were wandering around Qingqiu Town.
On the busy street of Qingqiu Town, Qian Ling'er was looking Luo Yu up and down worriedly, and asked with concern: "Yu, how are you?"
Luo Yu glanced at the carriage that had galloped away, he patted his long shirt, and smiled indifferently at Qian Ling'er: "It's okay, I was almost hit by the galloping carriage." But fortunately, I often practice the nine transformations of the dragon and snake taught by the teacher, and I am agile!
As he spoke, he stretched out his finger as a sword, and proudly made two moves in front of Qian Ling'er's eyes.
When Qian Ling'er saw it, she showed a reassuring smile, looking bright and moving in the sun.
Immediately, she looked at the direction in which the carriage had disappeared, and said angrily: "The street is full of traffic, noisy and chaotic, how can you still drive like this? What if you hurt passers-by?"
The two walked side by side to a silk cloth stall, Luo Yu looked at the congested street, and sighed: "This street is bustling, there are cars, horses, and people, the traffic is indeed chaotic, if there is a traffic control dredge, it will be good!"
Qian Ling'er compared a cyan fabric on Luo Yu's chest, and asked with a little puzzlement: "What is the traffic?"
"Uh...!" Luo Yu was speechless for a while, and then he took away the green cloth on his chest, put it back on the silk cloth stall, and then took Qian Ling'er's hand and came to the tea stall next to him to sit down.
After the herbal tea moistened his throat, he slowly explained: "Traffic means that people and horses on this street are staggered. It is the government or guard who manages and maintains the traffic order on the street and makes it smooth. If you encounter a person who is driving and violating the order like a square man, he will be arrested and asked for the driver's name, age, and whether he has drunk alcohol ......."
Qian Ling'er propped her chin and listened with relish, looking at Luo Yu who was talking endlessly with a smile and constantly waving her hand and gesturing with strange movements.
After Luo Yu finished speaking, she praised with a smile: "Yu, you know a lot, if you win the imperial examination and become a big official in the coming year, you must set up this Jiao Ji ng to benefit the people......
Luo Yu nodded suddenly: "Definitely!"
Then the two met and smiled.
But at this moment, an impatient voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Hey, hey, ...... black-faced boy?"
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Looking at the black-faced boy who was stupidly happy in front of him, the 'Heavenly General' asked in wonder, "Hey, hey, what about you?"
Luo Yu suddenly woke up from his memories, and the corners of his mouth were still looking at the 'Heavenly General' in front of him with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
When the 'Heavenly General' saw Luo Yu's stupid appearance, he immediately said happily: "Hey~ Strange! In these years, there are people who pretend to be monkeys playing sticks, there are people who shake fans and sprinkle incense powder, and now I meet someone who pretends to be stupid!"
Hearing this, Wei Wuxian's smile suddenly stiffened, and Wei Wuwu just wanted to sneak away the big stick, but was stopped by a 'heavenly soldier': "Move!
This life of drinking was to completely wake up Luo Yu, he smiled as soon as he smiled, and then looked at the 'Heavenly General' expectantly and asked, "May I ask the general, who set these rules and procedures?"
"Hey! process~ I know how to do it!" The heavenly general smiled, and immediately shook the east and said: "I'm not afraid to tell you, this is determined by my Royal Highness the Heavenly Maiden of the Illusory Heaven Palace." ”
Luo Yu was stunned when he heard this: "The Heavenly Daughter of the Qingyun List, Bai Lian... Star!?"
"Look for death!" Before Luo Yu's words fell, the flickering and cold tip of the silver-white cone spear had already stabbed at him!