When Shen Tianqi saw the words on this barrier, the whole person was on the verge of collapse!

woc！

Don't play like this!

You can trap me if you want!

But don't just trap me in the Shen Mansion!

At least let me walk around the village, right?

And sparks!

If you wipe it again, it will be wasted!

Shen Tianqi looked at Hongyan helplessly, "Lady, in the next three days, at least three days, we estimate that we will stay here." ”

Hongyan also said helplessly: "That husband, what should we do next?"

"Eat and sleep?"

"It feels like a salted fish!"

Shen Tianqi also had a little headache, "This is a barrier set up by the head of the sect himself, and no one can break it!"

Shen Hongyan also said sadly: "That husband, are we really going to stay here?"

Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Let's go, wipe the sparks." ”

Shen Hongyan: "???"

"Husband, I haven't had breakfast yet. ”

Shen Hongyan said.

Shen Tianqi nodded, "I'll cook for you!"

However, when he came to the kitchen, Shen Tianqi was also dumbfounded.

The kitchen is also sealed!

What are you doing in the TM Seal Kitchen!

You also need to have strength to wipe the gun, right?

Shen Tianqi collapsed.

He looked around, although he and Hongyan were in the Shen family, there were very few places where they could move.

Just two.

One is their own room, and the other is the distance from the room to the door.

That's it.

In addition, even the thatched house has been sealed!

What's the matter?!

Immortals can't pee!

Although the immortals can hold it for three and five years, TM is uncomfortable!

Shen Tianqi is about to collapse!

It's the rhythm of letting yourself defecate in the open at your own door!

Who is thinking of stinking ideas!

Come here! I promise not to kill you!

......

"Theory, how to make the little junior brother and the little junior sister get pregnant quickly in the next year?!"

"Senior Sister Hongyan is a dragon crocodile, and the pregnancy cycle of dragon crocodile is three years, two years longer than that of humans. But now that the senior sister has turned into a human form, so I guess comprehensively that when the time comes, I will really be pregnant, and it will take about a year and a half from pregnancy to childbirth. After all, there is no record of fertility knowledge when the dragon crocodile took on a human form in ancient books. ”

"During this time, it is important to prepare for pregnancy to prevent any accidents from happening. ”

"We want to seal the kitchen, the thatched house, and all other scenes that may allow the little junior brother to pretend to rest!"

"We have to trap the little junior brother and sister in the house, so that they can better reproduce for their offspring. ”

"In addition, I have quietly placed the Heaven and Earth Infinite Bliss Happiness Scatter on the clothes of the little junior brother, as long as I get close, it will make people feel confused!"

"The kind that can't stop for a moment. ”

Lin Tianqin looked at Shen Ping'an and his wife, Master Xiao Tong, the head of the sect Ling Chenzi and a number of masters, calming the celestial little black King Kong God of War and others and said with a serious face.

Shen Tianqi's mother raised her hand and said, "Let me ask, my son and my daughter-in-law are inside, the thatched house and kitchen are sealed, what do they eat and use?"

Lin Tianqin replied: "Auntie's question is very down-to-earth! Auntie, what you must not know is that we cultivators of immortals, taking a breath of air is full of spiritual power, as long as there is spiritual power, we will not starve to death, and it doesn't matter if we don't eat or drink for a hundred years, because we are cultivators." ”

"As for going to the toilet, you're more at ease. ”

"We immortal cultivators can hold back!"

"It's not a problem to hold it for three years and five years. ”

"Not only that, but we can purify ourselves and turn them into pure water. ”

"It's up to you to purify yourself!"

Lin Tianqin replied.

Shen Ping'an raised his hand and said, "Question! That Heaven and Earth Infinite Bliss is scattered, do you still have it?" I also have a son, I want to prepare for him in advance." ”

Shen Tianba: "???"

"Dad, I'm afraid this son you're talking about is not you. ”

Shen Tianba said unconvinced.

And then...

"Woooooooooo

Shen Tianba was kicked out with Shen Tiantian.

Reason: Adults talk, children don't interject!

"Sister! Dad is so hateful! I want to, but I'm embarrassed to say it. ”

Shen Tianba said angrily.

However, after he finished speaking, he saw Shen Tiantian looking at him.

"Sister, what do you think I'm doing?"

Shen Tianba asked curiously.

"Hmph! I want to hear the whole process! As a result, you caused me to be kicked out!"

"I'll hit you!"

"Ahhh

Shen Tianba was beaten up

g。

......

Xiao Tong raised his hand and said, "Question, why don't you let Tianqi and Hongyan go to Anning Peak to make a baby?"

Lin Tianqin explained: "Now they are newlyweds and in love, if they come beyond this period, their feelings will be indifferent. Well, to be precise, the physiological kind of indifference. ”

"And on Anning Peak, there is Master, you, and me. Now there are still people coming to visit the door from time to time, so they will disturb the little junior brothers. ”

"And in Tianqi Village, everyone comes here, and there are only two of them in the entire town, and the two of them don't have to be so restrained!"

"Just make it!"

In fact, there are three people who really ask questions, Shen Tianqi's parents and Shen Tianqi's master.

Others, they are well aware of their B numbers.

Audit! Audit!

Crouching Sword real person raised his hand...

Lingchenzi pressed his arm and said, "What are you raising your hand for?"

Crouching Sword Zhenren said: "If Tianqi's child is born, please be sure to send it to our Qingjian Peak! I will teach him the strongest swordsmanship in the world!"

After hearing this, the masters took a deep breath and scolded him for being shameless.

Zi Lie Zhenren said: "If you want to send it, send it to me, our Purple Qi Peak's exercises are the best in their infancy!"

After hearing this, Yun Xue Zhenren said with a smile: "Senior brothers, you don't have to fight, you Qingjian Peak and Purple Qi Peak have a large number of people, don't worry about the origin, I am also the youngest, junior sister, I have never begged you to do one thing, now I beg you to give me the child of Tianqi, I will definitely spoil him to heaven." ”

The leaders were silent after hearing this.

Leng Bing Zhenren said at this time: "Yunxue, I remember when you first came to Lingyunmen, you begged me to take you down the mountain to buy candy and forget?"

Yunxue Zhenren: "???"

Ladies and gentlemen: "???"

"Senior sister... Are you going to grab someone with your lovely junior sister too?"

Yun Xue Zhenren said affectionately.

Leng Bing Zhenren glanced at her and continued: "That year, I took you down the mountain to buy candy to eat, and your master found out and told my master that I violated the door rules for you and was punished for not eating for three days and three nights. ”

Yun Xue Zhenren was stunned for a moment, and immediately said, "Okay, then I won't fight with you." ”

Leng Bing Zhenren nodded and said, "Actually, my master is just verbally punishing, I should eat, sleep and sleep." ”

Yunxue Zhenren: "???"

Other Coaches: "???"