371. Chapter 368
The Fire Phoenix Princess Palace, at this moment, it is the laughter of the warbler!
Everywhere is covered with a layer of red makeup, red silk curtains, red lanterns, red crystal curtains, and so on!
The female generals in the palace, the palace maids, etc., are all wearing red wedding dresses with red snails, and the whole princess hall is filled with a joyful atmosphere, which is pleasing to the eye!
"Hehe, I heard that Du Long and the others have entered the palace, and they are probably meeting His Majesty the Emperor at this moment!" In the princess hall, Zeng Wan'er, who was wearing an orange-red bridesmaid dress, stepped into the palace and excitedly conveyed the news she had just received to everyone.
"Haha! It's almost there! I really want to see if Du Long will be dumbfounded on the spot after seeing the few difficulties we designed, the old lady is really looking forward to seeing him stupid soon!" Liu Zixin was full of anticipation and laughed happily.
"That's right, that's right! Being able to tease the commander of Haotian's three armies like this, I'm afraid I won't have a chance again after today!" Du Caini also said excitedly.
"That...... Sister Caini!Aren't you Du Long's eldest sister?!Why don't you help him?!" Princess Huofeng looked at Du Caini a little speechlessly, how could she not understand how she was messing around with the big guy, after learning the detailed method of the girls to fix Du Long, she immediately felt distressed for her sweetheart.
"Big sister?!" Du Caini rolled her eyes and said viciously: "Now our Du family, that kid's status is higher than my grandfather's, my eldest granddaughter of three generations is a fart!"
"Hahaha!" the women laughed at her vicious appearance.
"I don't care! Anyway, if any of you dare to scare him away today, I will definitely want her to look good!" Huo Feng felt sorry for her husband, so she could only open her mouth to threaten your good sisters.
"Cut! You guy who is heavy on sex and light on friends! Sisters, if she dares to talk nonsense again, let's quit the bridesmaid group and let her be a bridesmaid herself!" Liu Zixin said angrily on the spot.
"Ah......" Huofeng was dumbfounded on the spot, obviously he didn't expect this to happen, his status as a princess would be useful to others, but at this time today, it doesn't work for these sisters at all!
"That's right, you bride actually dare to turn your elbow out, don't you want to get mixed up?!" Zeng Wan'er immediately coaxed.
"It's just ......" The other ladies opened their mouths to crusade against the fire phoenix, but the pity of Her Royal Highness, the princess of the great empire, was actually threatened by a group of little women.
"Don't ...... Don't! People don't care about anything, okay?!, but don't be too ruthless when you make a move......" Huofeng compromised and begged for mercy on the spot, she didn't want to be the bride who was abandoned by the sisters' bridesmaids on the wedding day, and she could only mourn for poor Du Long in the bottom of her heart.
"Hehe, count you as acquaintances!Sisters, then let's add some ingredients on the basis of the original plan!" Liu Zixin said with a dark smile.
"Ah, this is not enough, do you have to add ingredients?!" Huo Feng was dumbfounded again, but unfortunately, she didn't even have a little aura now, and no one paid attention to what she said!
"Nonsense, I'll wait for a few sisters to fix your sweetheart today, that's for your good! Save that kid from being too sharp, and some people won't be able to suppress him in the future!" Liu Zixin righteously found the best excuse for himself to rectify the person.
"This ......" Sure enough, Princess Huofeng had nothing to say on the spot......
After meeting the emperor, Du Long and a group of young people rushed to the Fire Phoenix Princess Palace in a hurry, but they were blocked out of the gate by a group of female soldiers wearing red armor!
"Master Pony stops! Princess Huofeng has an order, if you want to enter this palace, you have to pass three levels first!" A round-faced red-armored female soldier blushed, and stopped Du Long's group of young people with a hard head.
"...... you" Du Long raised his eyes and suddenly found that this round-faced female guard was a little familiar, and then suddenly remembered something and exclaimed: "Didn't you treat me as a ...... in the military department?"
"What do you think you are?!" Before Du Long could finish speaking, Liu Zixin's voice came from inside the gate: "I really didn't expect it! Our concubine is still a good match among the palace maids!
At the gate of the princess hall, Su Jinbao, Yue Xiaoshan, Yang Yunfeng, Yuan Yu and others all widened their eyes after seeing this group of beautiful women wearing uniform and orange bridesmaid dresses, revealing a pig brother's face!
To tell the truth, these beauties are all beautiful and have good figures, and after wearing this unified bridesmaid dress, they are all as beautiful as fairies, and they are sexy and enchanting!
At this moment, all the members of the companion boy group felt very regretful, regretting that they didn't have such a set of handsome costumes of a unified system!
Stunned to look at the Liu Zixin girls who appeared at the gate, Du Long could only smile bitterly: "Hehe, Zixin beauty, you can't talk nonsense, I'm okay, don't make trouble for other beautiful guards!"
"Tell me, what happened to him in the military department in the first place?!" Liu Zixin said unceremoniously to the red-armored female guard.
"That...... When the horse master was still a lieutenant general, he entered the military department for the first time, and he didn't apply for an identity waist card, so he wandered around, and was tied up as a spy by the last general......" The round-faced female guard blushed and told the situation at that time.
Burst!
"Hahaha......"
The bridesmaids and groomsmen burst out laughing on the spot, and many female guards on the side couldn't help laughing, but because of the rules of the palace, they didn't dare to be overly presumptuous, so they could only endure a stomachache.
I really didn't expect that on such a day, I would still be able to hear such a bad thing about Marshal Du Long, and I am afraid that there will be a lot of after-dinner conversations in the future.
Ahem, ahem!
By coughing lightly to cover up his embarrassment, Du Long pretended to be natural and said to the female guard: "Your name is Zeng Qiao'er, right?! I think you were just a seventh-grade guard with a sword, and it didn't take long for you to be promoted to the captain of the sixth-grade guard? By the way, why did you transfer to the Fire Phoenix Princess Palace on duty? And why didn't the female guard named Yuan Yan stay with you?!"
"The last general was ordered by the emperor a few days ago to lead a team to guard the princess's palace! Sister Yuan Yan is not on duty today!" Zeng Qiao'er, the round-faced female guard, replied very formally.
"Yo, yo! In addition to this female guard, I actually know another one! Master Horse, hum! If I don't give you some color today, I guess you won't know how to be restrained in the future!" Liu Zixin teased again.
"Miss Liu! If you have any shady tricks, just take them out! If I Du Long frowns, I am not a hero!" In the face of her successive provocations, Du Long was excited for a while, and his words were a little loud.
"Haha! Sisters, you all saw it, right?!This kid doesn't take us seriously at all, hehe! Let's not be polite to him! Which move is the most insidious, let's take the one first! The old lady still doesn't believe it today, so there is nothing she can do about him!" Liu Zixin was obviously also enraged.
"The most insidious move?!That trick seems to be a little disgusting!Will it ......?" Lin Shi said a little unbearably.
Du Long knew that this woman would never lie, and after hearing this, his momentum immediately leaked, and he said weakly: "Ladies and gentlemen, what kind of disgusting method is your first level?!"
"Hehe, it's nothing, the first level is nothing more than to let you drink!" Liu Zixin sneered on the spot.
"Drinking?!You won't let me drink dozens of jars at once, will you?!" Du Long asked a little weakly.
"That's not necessary! I just need you to have a drink!" Liu Zixin waved his hand, pretending to be generous.
"A glass of wine?!disgusting?!" Du Long pondered for a long time, and suddenly reacted: "You won't add anything disgusting to this glass of wine, right?!"
"Don't worry, we will never add anything disgusting to the wine, it's just ......" Liu Zixin said in the end, deliberately selling Guanzi!
"What's just that?!" Du Long asked weakly again.
"Hehe, don't ask so much, you'll know later!" Liu Zixin showed a wicked smile, and then clapped his hands towards the door and said, "Bring the wine and wine glass!"
Everyone saw two palace maids each holding a plate, and they walked out of the gate in a lotus, and after seeing the things on the plate, many people laughed on the spot!
Especially that Su Jinbao, this living treasure actually fell to the ground and rolled on the ground, laughing so exaggeratedly! Even tears came out of her eyes, and Zeng Wan'er frowned!
Many of the palace maids finally couldn't help it, and they all covered their mouths with their hands, trying to restrain themselves from laughing!
I saw that there was indeed a pot of wine on the plate of one palace maid, but what was on the plate of another palace maid was clearly a leather boot worn by a woman!
"Damn! Don't tell me, these broken leather boots are wine glasses, right?!" Du Long jumped up on the spot after seeing everything clearly!
"Hahaha!" Everyone at the scene was amused by his reaction again, and they laughed even more happily!
That Liu Zixin also laughed out loud for a long time, and then tried his best to straighten his face, and replied in a matter-of-fact manner: "That's right! This is a wine glass, it's not a broken boot, but a leather boot worn by your sweetheart.
"Hey, hey, don't change the concept, okay?! Dislike leather boots, and use leather boots to drink wine are two different things, okay?! If you dare to use these leather boots to have a drink first, then I will naturally follow without saying a word!" Du Long naturally will not be led by this guy's nose.
"What do you want me to have a drink first?!It's not me Liu Zixin who wants to marry the princess today, if I marry the princess, then I will naturally do this cup without saying a word!" Liu Zixin didn't feel a backache at all when he stood and spoke, and his face was not thick, and he was really suitable for being the head of this bridesmaid group!
If Du Long is just a child of an ordinary family, his current identity is destined to be impossible to drink 'this cup of wine'! Otherwise, I am afraid that he will become the laughing stock of the whole world!
"Which bastard came up with such a vicious idea?!Go back and let me find out, and see how Lao Tzu will go back the next time she gets married......" Du Long's eyes flashed fiercely, and he swirled back and forth on a group of bridesmaids.
Originally, he wanted to find out the identity of the initiator from their facial expressions, but as a result, he was obviously disappointed, and none of the women were threatened by him, and they all stared at him with a smile on their faces.
What are you kidding, according to Haotian customs, the bridesmaids at this moment are the biggest, even Princess Huofeng can't threaten them, but they are threatened by others, and the more vulnerable concubine actually dares to use this threat? It seems that he really doesn't want to marry the princess and go back to his house today!
"Yo hey, hey!" Liu Zixin grimaced, slightly slashed his head, crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed to Du Long's nose with the other and shouted: "Boy, you are the first fool who dares to threaten the bridesmaid group on a day like today! Hahaha!"
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