Chapter 82: On the Tea House

Song Lanyu took Ji Daqiang to wander around Langya City, and the rows of buildings and merchants selling all kinds of goods made Ji Daqiang dizzy.

Stop-and-go, it seems, Ji Daqiang also has a lot of strange gadgets in his hands, of course, the four words strange are just for Ji Daqiang.

Growing up in the mountains, he saw everything he saw.

In fact, these things that Ji Daqiang bought were not not available in the general's mansion, but ordinary goods that large families couldn't look down on at all.

Song Lanyu didn't stop it, the little junior brother liked it, so he let him buy it, as long as he was happy, anyway, the general's mansion was not short of this bit of silver.

When he saw the little junior brother eager to try a night pot, Song Lanyu finally couldn't help it, stopped the little junior brother who was addicted to spending money, and said with a smile: "Big wall, this, there is really one in the house, I don't believe you can look under the bed after you go back, it's much more exquisite than this." ”

Ji Daqiang looked puzzled and said, "Really, senior brother, have you seen me under the bed?" But you haven't been to my room?"

It's no wonder that Ji Daqiang saw the novelty of the night pot, but he hadn't seen this thing that looked like a teapot, but the mouth was much thicker than the teapot.

When he lived in the mountains, because he urinated a lot when he was a child, Master put a wooden basin in his room for him to use for urine, and when he grew up, he would get up again at night and let him go outside to pee.

And he didn't dare to go to the thatched house in the middle of the night, he often fertilized the flowers and trees in the yard.

Naturally, this guy who sells night pots will not come forward to tell the guests what the night pots are for, because there is no need, who can still use this thing to make tea with this thing when he comes to his store to buy night pots?

He won't get into the water in his head, so he stepped forward and told the guest that the guest officer is for urine, so don't do anything else, isn't this looking for scolding!

So when Ji Daqiang and his senior brother Song Lanyu were choosing the night pot there, he was waiting behind the counter for the two to choose and come forward to settle the bill.

Ji Daqiang actually bought this to take it back to make a teapot, but not for himself, but for the uncle of Lao.

Senior brother bought two packs of good tea for Shi Shuzu, and it was not appropriate for him to send tea again, and he happened to see a lot of night pots in the store, so he thought that this teapot was not the same as in the house, and gave it to Shi Shuzu His old man is sure to like it, he is a disciple of Penglai Pavilion, and Shi Shuzu is his grandfather's master, this gift has to be given more chic.

Song Lanyu smiled awkwardly and whispered to him: "Little junior brother, I don't need to go to your room to know, there are all the people in the general's mansion who have some status, think about it, will there be any in your room?"

Ji Daqiang let out an "oh", and said with some regret: "That's really a pity, it seems that Uncle Shi's room must also have this teapot, I still want to give him an old man as a gift, it seems that I have to pick other objects." ”

When Song Lanyu heard this, she hurriedly took the little junior brother's arm and walked out, and whispered as she walked: "Little junior brother, I'll tell you later." ”

The job of buying a night pot didn't hear what Ji Daqiang said too clearly, only listened to a rough idea, and couldn't help laughing, this person is really strange, the night pot that has been sold for several years is also a long experience, and someone wants to buy this thing and give it as a gift!

Ji Daqiang was a little puzzled, walked out of the store, looked at Song Lanyu and asked, "Senior brother, what are you doing in such a hurry to pull me out?" I still want to take a few looks, in case there is something particularly good-looking, it is not impossible for me to send my uncle and ancestor." By the way, senior brother, what are you doing with this good teapot under the bed?"

Song Lanyu leaned over and leaned over Ji Daqiang's ear and said, "Little junior brother, this is a night pot, not a teapot. ”

"Night pot?oh~ yes, yes, I understand, no wonder it should be placed under the bed, it is convenient to hold it when I am thirsty in the middle of the night. ”

Ji Daqiang looked like this, talking to himself there.

Song Lanyu looked at the naΓ―ve little junior brother and laughed, and sighed, it seemed that she had to take him to see it for a long time.

Hugging Ji Daqiang's shoulders, he whispered as he walked: "The night pot is convenient for use at night, not the one you said is convenient for drinking water, or it is for peeing in it!"

Ji Daqiang's eyes widened, and he looked at Song Lanyu incredulously and said, "Senior brother, do you mean to take this pot to fill urine?"

Song Lanyu's face twisted to the side, and she nodded with a smile.

Ji Daqiang thought about the mouth of the night pot, suddenly realized, and then asked in a low voice, "Senior brother, but it is both male and female?"

Song Lanyu, who was originally holding back a smile, turned red, turned her head and glared at Ji Daqiang and said, "Senior brother has never married a wife, where do you know!"

Ji Daqiang, who was full of curiosity, turned around to go back to the store, and said, "Then I'll ask the seller of night pots, he must know." ”

Song Lanyu grabbed Ji Daqiang's arm, and said helplessly: "Little junior brother, this, do you really want to know? If you want to know, you go back to the house and ask Aunt Wei, she is in charge of your daily life, if there are any problems in this regard, she should tell you." ”

Ji Daqiang thought for a while and nodded: "Yes, I have never looked under my bed, and no one told me that there is such a thing, every time I get up at night, I quietly jump out of the window and go to the tree for convenience." ”

Song Lanyu smiled, this is a very mountain style.

Ji Daqiang was a little regretful, looked at the few items he was carrying in his hand, and said after discussion: "Why don't you choose one of these and give it to Uncle Shi?"

Song Lanyu looked at Ji Daqiang's reluctant eyes, and said softly: "If you like these, keep them, let's discuss the gift for a while, and we've been shopping for a while, let's go to the teahouse to sit and rest." ”

Ji Daqiang heard what his senior brother said, raised his head and said with a smile: "It's okay, I would have bought two pieces of some things if I knew them, and I wouldn't have to be embarrassed to give one to my uncle." ”

After speaking, he patted his stomach and said, "Senior brother, shall we go and drink tea?" I am thirsty, but I am still a little hungry. ”

Song Lanyu said with a smile: "This wine shop is not as elegant as the teahouse, you go to the teahouse to sit more, there is no harm, if you are hungry, the teahouse also has exquisite pastries, senior brother will call you some to cushion your stomach." ”

Ji Daqiang grinned and said with a smile: "It's better to be a senior brother!"

Song Lanyu patted the little junior brother on the shoulder, and the two walked towards the teahouse.

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Li San'er was confident that his legs and feet were not slow, but compared with this little brother Chen, it was still too much worse, wiped his sweat, and after drinking the last sip of water in the wine jar, he shouted loudly to the front: "Little brother Chen, you wait for me." ”

Fortunately, Chen Suisui kept an eye on the back and did not go all out, otherwise Li San'er would have been thrown away by Chen Suisui.

Hearing Li San'er call himself, he stopped his steps, turned around and shouted at Li San'er, who was trotting over: "Brother Li, don't worry, I'll wait for you." ”

He shook the gourd on his waist, and most of the gourd water, although he was not too thirsty, he still took off the gourd and took a sip.

At this time, Li San'er had already arrived in front of him, panting and said: "I said Little Brother Chen, you are walking too fast, if it weren't for your Brother Li, I would still be able to stand up in the morning, I would fucking think I am an old man, I am in a hurry, and I can't catch up with you, look at the sweat of my head." ”

Chen Suisui laughed secretly in his heart, just if he couldn't catch up, he deliberately opened a short distance from Li San'er, not that he looked down on Li San'er and was unwilling to go with him, but there were so many words, and there was nothing to say all the way, this atmosphere was a little embarrassing, then Li San'er had a lot of words, but they were all unabashed, and there were a lot of meat words, Chen Suisui was afraid of polluting his ears, so he found an excuse to hurry and walked faster.

Just as he didn't understand Li San'er's words, Chen Suisui said with a smile: "You just go, see that you are left behind, I will naturally wait for you." ”

Li San'er raised the two fist-sized wine jars in his hands and said, "You see, this water was poured in the morning, and this water has been drunk again, and I have to find a river to fill the jar in a while." ”

Chen Suisui shook the gourd in his hand and said to Li San'er: "Brother Li, we are all at the territory of Erlong Mountain, you hurry up and rush back to the cottage before it gets dark, I still have a lot of water here, pour some for you." ”

"W-what's so embarrassing?"

Chen Suisui looked at the wine jar that had been handed over, and couldn't help but smile and said, "It's all poured from the river, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about." ”

Chen Suisui gave more than half of the water in the gourd to Li San'er, and Li San'er hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, I said little brother Chen, can you really secretly follow me to the cottage? Don't go quietly, if you regret it, you have to tell the old brother in advance, otherwise my life will be explained on this mountain, you don't know, there is really a brother who was thrown into the deep mountains by the dragon head to feed the wolf, and was gnawed to the bones, that is called a miserable!"

Chen Suisui hung up the gourd, looked at Li San'er with a sad face and said: "Brother Li, just put your heart in your stomach, I will definitely go up the mountain with you, and I can't show up, so I can only secretly follow up the mountain." You have to be more careful, remember to be more careful, if you are in danger, I will jump out to save you, in addition, you must remember, before the fact, do not expose that you and I are acquainted, otherwise I am afraid that others will be unfavorable to you. ”

Li San'er nodded and said: "It's still my brother who thinks about it thoroughly, and then you can see it, I, Li San'er, am not a stupid person." ”

Chen Suisui nodded and said, "Without further ado, let's go!"

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Ji Daqiang pinched a piece of osmanthus cake and stuffed it into his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, Song Lanyu saw this, poured him a cup of tea, and said with a smile: "Little junior brother, you eat slowly, it's easy to choke." ”

Ji Daqiang chewed hard, put his left hand under his chin and then took the teacup with his right hand and drank half a cup in one go, slapped his left hand into his mouth, and some of the crumbs that fell in his hand were also eaten by him, clapped his hands, he drank the remaining half cup of tea again, leaned on the back of the chair and breathed a long sigh of relief.

Song Lanyu asked in a harmonious voice, "What's the matter?"

Ji Daqiang looked at the osmanthus cake that was still left on the plate, smacked his lips, and said with a smile: "Daqiang is still worried about his senior brother, besides, you can't eat too much, although this osmanthus cake is delicious, it is still not as good as the food in the house." ”

Song Lanyu's heart was a little warm, the little junior brother had not changed, it turned out that when he was in the mountains, he caught pheasants and hares to give the little junior brother a tooth sacrifice, and the little junior brother would always think about giving himself a thigh to eat.

Even Master Cui Xinghe didn't have this treatment.

I remember one time when the two of them were quietly nibbling on pheasants, and the master found them, and the master said to the big wall: "Big wall, what is delicious to eat?

At that time, Ji Daqiang finished gnawing the chicken leg in his hand in a few bites, and said to the master with his cheeks puffed out while chewing, "No, I didn't eat anything." ”

The master smiled at Da Wall, who was not yet five years old, and said, "Da Wall, Master and Mr. Lu have taught you to be honest and not to lie." ”

Ji Daqiang let out an "oh", took the pheasant hidden behind him to him, stared at the chicken in his hand and hesitated for a long time before pulling off the chicken head and handing it to the master, and said with some reluctance: "Master, then this chicken head will be eaten for you." ”

Cui Xinghe didn't take the head of the chicken, but looked at Ji Daqiang and asked, "There is so much meat on this chicken, why is it only given to the head of the chicken for the teacher?

Song Lanyu clearly remembered that at that time, Ji Daqiang said in a heartfelt manner: "Master is the head of a faction, and this chicken head will naturally be eaten by Master!"

Cui Xinghe feigned anger and said, "What kind of fallacy is this?"

Ji Daqiang said in a milky voice: "This chicken head is the most precious thing in the eyes of the big wall, so naturally it has to be dedicated to the master to eat, since the master doesn't like it, the big wall eats it by itself." ”

Without waiting for Cui Xinghe to react, the head of the chicken had already been held in the mouth by the big wall, and I don't know if the big wall was intentional or unintentional, his saliva also dripped on the pheasant he was holding in his hand.

Song Lanyu was eating osmanthus cake, thinking about the master's expression at that time, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.

Ji Daqiang's eyes were sharp, and when he saw that his senior brother was smiling, he added some tea to the teacups of the two of them, and asked, "Senior brother, what are you laughing at?"

Song Lanyu ate a lot, took small bites, Wen Yan put the remaining half of the osmanthus cake on the plate, took a sip of tea and said, "It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered what happened when you were a child." ”

Ji Daqiang grabbed a handful of fried melon seeds and said while snorting, "When I was a child, what's so funny about that?"

Song Lanyu shook his head and said, "Senior brother is not laughing at you, but a little happy." ”

Ji Daqiang smiled sweetly, looked at the remaining half of the osmanthus cake on the plate, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, you left this for me?"

Song Lanyu was stunned for a moment, "Huh?"

In his "ah" effort, Ji Daqiang had already grabbed the half of the osmanthus cake and stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it with a smile.

Song Lanyu smiled helplessly and said softly: "If you haven't eaten enough, Senior Brother will give you another one, why bother!"

Ji Daqiang said with a smile: "Senior brother, it tastes fragrant like this!"

Song Lanyu smiled.

At this time, someone at the table next to him sneered: "Where did the guy come from, he is dressed like a human and a dog, but unfortunately he can't cover the smell of dirt buns on his body, but it has polluted this elegant place." ”

Song Lanyu frowned, when he came with Ji Daqiang, he noticed the two people sitting at the table over there, and in order to avoid accidents, he also deliberately chose a seat across the two of them to sit at a table.

Judging by the clothes and bearing of those two people, they should be the children of the big families in Langya City.

The other person shook his head and said, "Brother Zheng, this is called vassal elegance, and the crown of the monkey." ”

The person who was called Brother Zheng shook his head with a smile and said, "Brother Cui, this vassal elegance is used accurately, as for Mu Monkey and Crown, it doesn't seem to be appropriate." ”

The young man surnamed Cui laughed loudly: "I have to ask Brother Zheng for advice." ”

The young man surnamed Zheng grabbed the folding fan on the table and fanned it gently, took a sip of fragrant tea and shook his head and said: "This Mu Monkey and the crown is from the overlord of Western Chu who is strong enough to pull out the mountains and cover the world, even if his untrustworthy behavior is despised by people, but the overlord is the overlord after all, and it is inappropriate for you to take a dirt bun to compare with the invincible overlord." ”

The young man surnamed Cui patted the table with one hand and sighed: "Brother Zheng is still very knowledgeable, and Cui Chao is ashamed of himself." ”

The young man surnamed Zheng smiled proudly and was about to speak, but he heard a snap, and the folding fan in his hand was hit by something in a small hole.

Song Lanyu didn't want to do much, but the words of these two people were too much, so they flicked a melon seed over as a warning.

Cui Chao was shocked: "Brother Zheng, what's the matter?"

The young man surnamed Zheng showed anger on his face, looked towards the table between Song Lanyu and Ji Daqiang, and just happened to see Song Lanyu's eyes.

With a cold snort, he turned back to Cui Chao and said, "It should be the person at that table." ”

Cui Chao sneered: "In this Langya City, there are still people who dare to commit violence by force? Brother Zheng, we are not afraid of him." ”

The young man surnamed Zheng looked at the hole on the folding fan, and he was also angry, and the word "person" with the inscription "Serve people with virtue" on the fan surface became the word "Tai".

His hands trembled a little, he gritted his teeth and said, "I, Zheng Jing, am not easy to mess with, Brother Cui, it seems that the pair of soil buns are outsiders, and I don't know who my Zheng Jing's aunt is." ”

Cui Chao held Zheng Jing's hand and whispered: "Brother Zheng, as the so-called heroes don't suffer immediate losses, they are good at martial arts, so we can't act rashly." ”

Zheng Jing laughed angrily: "I don't believe that he still dares to kill people in the street, Brother Cui, let's go and reason with those two dirt buns." ”

Seeing the two of them walking towards him, Song Lanyu sighed, and Ji Daqiang, who was sitting with his back to the two, sighed for some reason, and asked, "Senior brother, what's wrong?"

Song Lanyu said in a low voice: "Don't make a noise for a while, just hand it over to Senior Brother." ”

Somehow, Ji Daqiang turned his head along the gaze of his senior brother, and when he saw the two who were approaching, he couldn't help but smile like a spring breeze on his face.

Seeing this dirt bun smiling at himself, Zheng Jing felt that he was sarcastic about himself, and said angrily regardless of Sven: "What are you laughing at, you are laughing at a fart!"

Ji Daqiang was stunned for a moment, why couldn't his spring breeze blow in this Langya City? Where did this person's anger come from?

When Fang Cai Zheng and Cui were chatting there, although Ji Daqiang also heard a few words, he never thought about himself.

Blinking, he asked puzzledly: "This brother, I was originally smiling at you, and your 'laughing fart' seems to be saying that you are a fart!"

The other tea guests upstairs knew Zheng and Cui, and when they heard Ji Daqiang's words, some couldn't help laughing.

can see the Zheng family eating deflated, but it is much more delicious than this snack on the table.

Zheng Jing glared angrily at Ji Daqiang, and said proudly with his hands behind his back: "Where did you come from, don't you know who Young Master Ben is?"

Ji Daqiang blinked, looked at Senior Brother, and asked softly, "Senior Brother, is our sect considered to be in the countryside?"

Song Lanyu saw that the two of them were not martial arts practitioners, so he didn't rush to make a move, he thought for a while and said, "If it's according to the geographical location, it's okay!"

Ji Daqiang grinned and said to Zheng Jing: "I am indeed from the countryside, but now I am not from the countryside, as for who you are?" ”

Looking at Ji Daqiang's mouthful of white teeth, Zheng Jing was so angry that he flicked his sleeves, how could he meet such a guy with a confused brain.

Cui Chao sneered: "It's just that I have changed my skin, the countryman is still a countryman, I can tell you, this is the little master of the Zheng family, and I, but the Cui family." ”

Ji Daqiang was even more confused, and asked softly, "Excuse me, does this have anything to do with me?"

Zheng Jing couldn't hold back any longer, opened the folding fan with a "snap", pointed to the hole on the fan surface and said, "Don't pretend to be confused for Young Master Ben, say, did you do this?"

Ji Daqiang took a closer look at the fan and sighed: "Good words, good words, but what is the meaning of this 'serving too with virtue'?"

Seeing this, Song Lanyu said to Ji Daqiang: "Little junior brother, hand it over to senior brother, you can drink tea with peace of mind." ”

After speaking, he raised his head and said to Zheng Jing: "Yes, I got it." ”

"Okay, good!" Zheng Jing, who was so angry with Ji Daqiang, laughed angrily, pointed to the folding fan in his hand and said to Song Lanyu: "Say, what should I do?"

Song Lanyu said lightly: "Accompany you with a folding fan." ”

Zheng Jing glanced at the pile of things on the table on the big wall of Ji, among which there was a folding fan, and sneered: "Just rely on these rags you bought? This young master will not bully you, although this fan is also worth a lot of silver, I will not care about you, but this inscription is the inscription of the 'book saint', if you can find this famous master and give me a pair of inscriptions, young master and I have a lot of adults, let you two go." ”

Cui Chao said on the side: "Brother Zheng, I'm afraid that these two buns don't know the name of the book saint." ”

Ji Daqiang understood it, it turned out that the senior brother broke someone's fan, he thought about his identity, although he has not yet announced it to the world, but it is a real fact that he is the prince of the king, and the inscription of "Shusheng" can be compared to his own inscription?

Thinking of this, Ji Daqiang is still a little happy, he hasn't inscribed anyone yet.

He stood up, behind his left hand, raised his right hand as if to say hello, and said with a smile: "This brother, just a few inscriptions, it just so happened that I just bought a folding fan, so I asked the store to help me bring pen and ink, and I inscribed a pair for you." ”

Cui Chao couldn't help laughing, pointed at Ji Daqiang's nose and scolded: "Where did you come from, a little bastard who doesn't know the height of the sky, the inscription?

Zheng Jing also said coldly: "Are you making fun of me?"

Song Lanyu slapped the table, took out the waist card from his waist, and threw it on the table.

Suddenly, Song Lanyu was startled, and wanted to speak, but it was too late.

Ji Daqiang jumped up and slapped Cui Chao on the head,

"Who the fuck are you scolding little bastard?"