Chapter 99: This Is What You Want
On the open space in the center of the main hall, I saw Xiao Hei facing the sky with a solemn face. His two front feet and two hind feet stood almost together, and his whole body was arched in a crooked way, like a black arched bridge.
What the fuck is going on?
Fang Yuan couldn't believe his eyes!
If he didn't guess wrong, Xiao Hei should be, right?
What the hell is this thing trying to do? Could it be that I want to ask him for a few rare Yanyang fruits and give him a poop? This is ...... Do you really think of yourself as a shoveler?
I saw Xiao Hei's tail raised high, and his whole body was so hard that he almost trembled. After a long while, cold sweat broke out on Xiao Hei's face.
"Bang...... Bang...... Bang......"
Several sounds like glass balls hitting the ground echoed through the hall, and three goose-egg-sized, orange-yellow, slightly reddish objects were squeezed out of the little black dog's guts.
"Hoo ......"
Xiao Hei let out a sigh of relief, then turned around and wrapped the three shit balls in the handkerchief, and handed them to Fang Yuan with a look of disgrace.
"Uh...... That's what you want, you human mouths...... Rare Yanyang fruit. It's been a long time since I've had a proper meal of flame, so maybe ...... Forehead...... The yield is not so high, only three, you ...... You can take it first!"
Fang Yuan looked at the three shit balls in the veil that were as crystal clear as amber, and his mood was a little complicated for a while. If he hadn't seen the process of producing this thing with his own eyes, Fang Yuan would definitely feel that this was a treasure and spirit treasure gifted by heaven and earth.
But he had witnessed the whole process of this thing's output, and now it was it that had grown flowers, and Fang Yuan also knew that this thing was a shit after all!
Hua Jin on the side seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, and knelt on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing wildly.
Seeing that Fang Yuan didn't answer, Xiao Hei also felt a little embarrassed for a while, and said, "So...... Now you should understand, why is it recorded in your ancient books that I am extremely fierce, and it is difficult for ordinary cultivators to get close to me, right?"
Xiao Hei's little appearance seemed to be a little aggrieved and said: "To put it in my heart, if you are leisurely there, and at this time a group of people who don't know you at all suddenly break into your side, and they are trying to snatch your, won't you ...... Won't you feel embarrassed?"
"Don't ...... Say no more......"
Fang Yuan had a crying and laughing expression on his face, raised his hand to interrupt Xiao Hei, and then reached out to take the handkerchief handed over by Xiao Hei. Through the veil, Fang Yuan felt the warmth coming from the three rare Yanyang fruits. He couldn't help but pinch it gently, the texture of this thing was still a little soft, very elastic, and it looked like a shelled egg.
Hey! Fang Yuan couldn't help but sigh again.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, although the way this rare Yanyang fruit is produced is quite special, Xiao Hei feeds on fire after all, so where can the things he excrete be dirty?
In the final analysis, it's just a psychological effect caused by common sense.
Xiao Hei is not an ordinary dog after all, he is a divine beast. Isn't there a very famous coffee abroad, that is, let the cat eat it first, and then pull it out untouched? Since there is cat poop coffee, it is not surprising that the dog shit spirit fruit.
Fang Yuan overcame the psychological barrier as much as possible, and said to Xiao Hei: "Thank you, I didn't expect it...... Forehead...... I didn't expect it to make you so embarrassed. But then again, what the hell is this going to do?"
Xiao Hei also looked a little difficult to do when he heard this, and said, "I don't know very well, anyway, it's either for internal use or external use, right?"
"What?internal service?!"
"Uh...... The last person who used it to heal the Heavenly Yin Returning Seed seemed to have snatched it and stuffed it into his mouth. So...... After all, I'm not human, and I really don't know how you humans plan to use it!"
As soon as he heard Xiao Hei's words, Fang Yuan's mind couldn't help but make up a strange picture.
Zhang Zhiyi can also be regarded as a little beauty with a cold temperament, and when she thought of her, she would eat Xiao Hei's ...... with a look of enjoyment Forehead...... Rare Yanyang Fruit, the style of the picture instantly became distorted.
After a while, Fang Yuan walked out of his crooked obscenity. Carefully wrapped the three rare Yanyang fruits in the veil, and then carefully put them into his jacket. Anyway, this is something that can save Zhang Zhiyi's life.
"Blackie, I have a question for you. ”
Xiao Hei nodded and said, "Well, you say." ”
Fang Yuan hesitated for a moment and said, "What if...... I mean, if I want to come back to you again, is it possible to get into this realm of painting the way I did?"
Xiao Hei lowered his head and thought about it, and said, "Because I don't know how you got in, I don't know either." Normally, humans can't get into the world in the painting. But when I found you, I checked your identity, and you were indeed human, but I always felt that something was not right. Later, I went to ask Grandpa Wannian, and he seemed to know something, but he didn't tell me anything. ”
As soon as he mentioned Grandpa Wannian, Fang Yuan remembered that conversation with him again, and he couldn't help but feel a feeling of discomfort in his heart, so he said, "Then forget it! Since this realm in the painting is a place where humans shouldn't come in the first place, I won't set foot in it anymore!"
Xiao Hei's expression seemed to flash a glimmer of aura, and said: "By the way, I remember that there is a treasure called Jade Spirit Dice in the Divine Beast Palace, that thing can communicate with the Xuanming Mirror, although it can't let you in, but it can let me go to you for a short time." ”
Fang Yuan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "And this kind of magical treasure?"
Xiao Hei nodded proudly and said, "We are also comrades-in-arms side by side, and I still owe you a great favor, so I'll give it to you! But ......"
"But what?"
"But the only downside is that there will be strict restrictions if I leave the painting realm through the jade spirit dice. Once the limit is exceeded, Jade Spirit Dice may impose some sanctions on me, and may even make me unable to appear in front of you again. ”
This kind of problem Fang Yuan understood, generally those spells or summoned beasts that were more against the sky would have strict restrictions on their use, so he said: "It's okay, with your current strength, I estimate that I may not be able to encounter anything worth your long time." If you're willing to come and save me at a critical moment, I'm already satisfied. ”
Xiao Hei suddenly raised his big tail when he heard this, and said, "That's nature, do you think that I was called the Cloud Spirit Heavenly Fire Beast by human beings? Don't worry! My Xiao Hei has no advantages, but it is absolutely interesting to my friends!"
Huajin on the side had already recovered from the gaffe of the right talent to his former appearance, and when he heard Xiao Hei's words, he couldn't help but pout. Although his expression was full of disdain, he didn't say anything.
Xiao Hei took Fang Yuan to the back of the giant screen in the innermost part of the inner hall, and Hua Jin also followed behind.
The traces of the previous destruction by the ghost-faced lion are long gone, as if nothing had happened. Fang Yuan looked at everything around him, and couldn't help but sigh that this little black's efficiency was still quite high.
Standing in front of this Xuanming mirror again, Fang Yuan had some mixed feelings. Entering the realm of painting, his sober days are only three days, but these three days can really be regarded as high-energy anomalies.
Now that he was finally leaving as he wished, Fang Yuan always felt as if he had something left to do. Or rather, there was someone else who should have met and didn't go.
At this time, Xiao Hei pulled out a pure white and delicate dice threaded with thin thread in a pile of scrolls and hung it around Fang Yuan's neck. This thing looks a little strange, it says it's dice, but it has eight sides. And what is engraved on each face is not a point, but a hexagram.
Although Fang Yuan was not interested in these things, he had been forced to master some by Xiao Man when he was watching Longshan. These eight hexagrams are Qian, Dui, Li, Zhen, Xun, Kan, Gen, Kun, Qiankun determines the north and south, and the Kan separates the east and west, which is the arrangement of the innate eight trigrams.
"Is this the jade spirit dice you are talking about?"
Xiao Hei nodded and said, "That's right, when you need me, you just need to pinch the trick with your left hand and stand between your eyebrows, and put the two thin threads of the jade spirit dice through the middle finger of the middle finger, index finger and ring finger respectively with your right palm, so that the jade spirit dice will hang in the center of your palm, and then shout loudly: God come! So that I can sense that you are calling me, and then I will appear by your side." ”
Fang Yuan briefly smoothed out the use of the Jade Spirit Dice in his mind, and subconsciously said, "It's so troublesome." ”
"Really?" Xiao Hei thought for a moment and said, "Okay then! Actually, as long as you touch the jade spirit dice with your hand, and then silently recite my name in your heart, I can sense it." ”
"Hey?" Fang Yuan couldn't help but have a question mark on his face when he heard this, "What about what you just said......"
"I think that will be more imposing when you come out in that case, if you think it's troublesome, then forget it!"
Fang Yuan instantly sweated when he heard this, he didn't expect that he would have such a big vanity as a dog, and he was so serious just now that he was simulating the essentials of the action in his mind over and over again. Fang Yuan was really skeptical now, with Xiao Hei's IQ, how did he become a divine beast?
Xiao Hei walked in front of the Xuanming Mirror, and said to Fang Yuan: "The reason why you couldn't rush through this Xuanming Mirror that day was because the boundary gate in its mirror was not opened, and it was just a particularly strong mirror at that time." ”
As soon as he heard this, Fang Yuan faintly felt a trace of pain coming from his forehead, and said with a cold smile: "Hmm...... It's quite sturdy indeed. ”
Xiao Hei stretched out his tongue to the Xuanming Mirror and licked it a few times seriously, then turned around and said to Fang Yuan: "You can pass through this time, the boundary gate in the mirror has been opened by me." ”
"Huh?" Fang Yuan had another question mark on his face, "Could it be...... The few licks you just licked were opening the Mirror Realm Gate, right?"
Xiao Hei nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Yes, otherwise?"
Fang Yuan couldn't help but smile bitterly, it seemed that this trip to the Painted Realm, his biggest gain was that he had a new understanding of demons, demon beasts, and even divine beasts in the eyes of humans, which was also worth the trip.
Seeing Xiao Hei signal that he could pass through, Fang Yuan smiled slightly awkwardly. Maybe it was the last time he hit Fang Yuan's heart, he didn't dare to pass through this bronze mirror for a while.
Xiao Hei looked at him with a hesitant look and said, "What's the matter?"
Fang Yuan smiled and said, "It's nothing, are you sure...... Is this how this thing is straight to wear?"
"I'll do it anyway. ”
Hua Jin seemed to see Fang Yuan's concerns, so he walked in front of Fang Yuan and said to him, "Stand in front of Xuanming Mirror, close your eyes tightly, and then don't think about anything, take a deep breath." If you feel like you're completely relaxed, open your hands and signal me. ”
Fang Yuan took a pose according to Hua Jin's instructions, and then began to breathe evenly and orderly, letting his breath gradually deepen. After a moment, Fang Yuan felt as if the whole world had stopped, and his body gradually became lighter, as if he was floating in the clouds.
So, he slowly opened his hands and signaled that Huajin was ready.
Xiao Hei looked at Hua Jin with a puzzled expression, and whispered, "What are you doing here?"
A wicked smile appeared on Hua Jin's always cold face, and he whispered back, "Of course it's to help him!"
As he spoke, Hua Jin suddenly kicked Fang Yuan's ass.
only heard Fang Yuan's mouth say "I'll go!" came out, and then the whole person penetrated into the inside of the Xuanming mirror.