Chapter 30 Broken Emperor Fu Beauty Clothes 2
This person made it clear that he was scolding Lou Xiaolou again, but fortunately, Lou Xiaolou was very cultivated and did not have the same knowledge as him, and said in his heart What the hell is this, what kind of big garlic is here.
The young man spoke forcefully: "Don't fucking talk nonsense, Lao Tzu can find whoever he likes, if you fucking can do it, do you still need to arrest people everywhere, don't fucking laugh at others here." Lao Tzu put the words here, no matter who can draw this incomplete emperor talisman completely, this Heavenly Palace King-level flying sword in my hand is his reward!"
Lou Xiaolou looked at the flying sword, the index finger was long, the thumb was wide, and the whole body was bloody, it could be big or small, it was an extremely precious flying sword.
In fact, Lou Xiaolou still likes swords very much, and because he has no money in his hand, he focuses on cultivating the Yin and Yang Sutra.
As for the mutilated emperor talisman, although it looked complicated, it couldn't help him, and he looked at it carefully for a long time before he put pen to paper.
As soon as I was halfway through the painting, I heard someone say, "I don't have much money, I'll finish drawing!"
The one who spoke was an old Taoist priest, proudly raising the animal skin, this person seemed to be a person in the Daomen, cultivating extraordinary, abdomen, chest, eyebrows, as if inlaid with three suns, is a master of the Heavenly Palace King Realm.
Soon, another person finished painting, this person is a young man, a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, and he is also a master of the Heavenly Palace King Realm at a young age.
It was already night after everyone had finished drawing, and Lou Xiaolou was the last to finish painting, and when the gorgeous young man gathered all the remnants together, he saw the best one at a glance.
"Who is Lou Xiaolou, you stay, and the others can get out!"
As soon as these words came out, the monks of several major factions were not convinced, and shouted to see the remnants of the talisman painted in the small building, and after seeing it, they bowed their heads one by one and left, and they didn't dare to breathe in the atmosphere, ashamed, the hundreds of years old talisman master was defeated by a descendant.
In an instant, there was only a small building and the gorgeous and handsome young man left the house, and even the guards had withdrawn from the house.
"Lou Xiaolou, you are very good, young master, my words count, this flying sword is yours!" The gorgeous young man flicked his fingers, and the flying sword came to Lou Xiaolou's eyes.
"Thank you!" Lou Xiaolou took the flying sword and was about to leave, but was stopped by the young man.
"You can't leave yet, you have the best drawing of the mutilated emperor talisman, and then you have to help me engrave this emperor talisman on my body!" Speaking of this, the young man in the gorgeous costume blushed slightly.
Lou Xiaolou was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked at the young man's chest, and said in his heart, you are dressed as a man, and you want me to depict the emperor talisman on you, whether it is painted on the chest or on the back, what if you want to kill it afterwards!
"Come with me, everything is ready!" The young man in Chinese clothes led Lou Xiaolou into the underground practice room, and sure enough, the demon blood and talisman were placed in the underground secret room.
"This is made of the fur of the nine-tailed demon fox, which is very spiritual, and this blood is also the blood of the nine-tailed demon fox, after the matter is completed, these will be given to you, and you will be given 10,000 low-grade spirit stones!"
Lou Xiaolou didn't speak, just nodded.
After the young man sat cross-legged on the practice platform, I heard him say again: "I have a request, after this incident, you can't tell this matter!"
"Well, I'm not going to tell anyone!"
The young man in the costume was very simple, he took off his clothes directly with his back to Lou Xiaolou, it was the girl's back, white as jade, smooth and delicate, Lou Xiaolou settled down, picked up the fox quills and dipped it in the fox blood, and closed his eyes.
The moment she put down the pen, the girl couldn't help but let out a groan, and the fox blood stinged her skin, making the girl's body tremble.
Lou Xiaolou focused on drawing talismans, the tip of the pen was full of crimson blood, the rooster crowed three times, and the girl was sweating profusely and getting dressed.
"Thank you, and please don't tell anyone about me being a daughter!"
Lou Xiaolou nodded, he was a little prostration, and he almost couldn't stand on his feet for a while, the tomboy who was not dressed hurriedly reached out to help him, and the scholar who had never seen the world stayed there all of a sudden, so coincidentally, two mountains appeared in front of him, and the beautiful scenery hooked his eyes.
"Ah......h
"Roll ......"
Lou Xiaolou pretended to be casual, and said that he had seen the dragon's back for a night, but he glanced at the true face of the two Lushan mountains at dawn, what is it called, stingy ghost, in fact, you just call me responsible I am still very happy.
"Hey, don't scream, and let the people outside know that you're a daughter!" he said, and the tomboy covered his mouth decisively.
A pair of big watery eyes glared at Lou Xiaolou at a little bewildered, and suddenly scolded in a low voice: "Bastard, look at my aunt's body, if you dare to say it, I will gouge out your eyes!"
Lou Xiaolou smiled and didn't speak, put away the demon blood and fox pen and prepared to leave, his heart said that he had seen it, and the painting had been painted, it was best to flash people quickly, in case someone unloaded the mill and killed the donkey, who would I find to be reasonable.
The girl's mind was a little confused, she had been walking outside in disguise as a man, and this time she had to reveal her biggest secret, she was originally going to kill Lou Xiaolou according to the plan, but she changed her plan again.
First of all, she thinks that this book has grown well, and her character is good, and when she draws talismans, she focuses on drawing talismans, and there are no major mood swings because she is a woman. Although he saw the scenery that he shouldn't see just now, and his mood fluctuated a lot for a while, she felt that it was the reaction that a normal man should have, my aunt and grandmother were in such good shape, I couldn't stand it myself.
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When Lou Xiaolou returned to the courtyard, it was already dawn, and Lin Xiaomeng didn't sleep all night, so he sat at the door and waited for him.
"Xiaolou, why did you come back, where did you go!"
Lou Xiaolou told Lin Xiaomeng everything that happened, but he only concealed the identity of the Qian family as a woman.
"No, what are you doing with the charm painting, could it be that person is entangled in demons and monsters!"
Lou Xiaolou shook his head: "No, that mutilated emperor talisman should be good for the physical body, and I will draw one for you after I recover my spiritual power!"
Lin Xiaomeng suddenly said angrily: "No, you haven't found a matchmaker yet, you don't want to see my body without the matchmaker's words!"
"Xiaomeng, I'll draw a talisman on your back, what kind of matchmaker to find!"
"Hmph, you said it yourself, hurry up and find a matchmaker, and if you dare to drag me again, climb into your bed in the middle of the night!"
Lou Xiaolou was helpless, this day and night could exhaust him, and he fell asleep when he went to bed. As everyone knows, after he fell asleep, Lin Xiaomeng really climbed into his bed.
Touching the face, pinching the nose, I want to be how good it is in modern society, and the two can live together.
If you want to find a matchmaker, where to find a matchmaker in this ghost city, monks are not like mortals, the master with a master will match his apprentice to find a double monk, and the one without a master is like free love, and the two are happy then together.
It's a pity that Lou Xiaolou and Lin Xiaomeng don't know this truth.
The next night, Lin Xiaomeng, who had just finished taking a bath, was pulled into the underground practice room by Lou Xiaolou.
"Xiaolou, what are you doing, what are you pulling me here for, I really want to sleep with my aunt and grandmother, isn't it okay for us to go back to bed!"
"Shut up, don't think nonsense, while the spirituality of the demon blood hasn't been lost too much now, I'll quickly portray it for you!"
asked Lin Xiaomeng to take off her clothes in front of him, but Lin Xiaomeng didn't do it, just one sentence: "How can a woman take off her clothes and let you sleep, you have to take it off, otherwise you won't sleep!"
"Xiaomeng, I'm going to draw talismans, not ......"
"Hmph, I don't care, I don't take it off anyway, and I want to sleep with my aunt and grandmother, and I want my aunt to take off her clothes by herself, how can it be so cheap!"
Lou Xiaolou was embarrassed, trembling and stretched out his hand, but halfway through it and hurriedly retracted it, thinking that if you don't take it off, I won't draw.
Who knows, Lin Xiaomeng grabbed his hands and pressed them directly on his chest. "Idiot, stupid, coward, don't hurry up and undress your aunt!"
Lou Xiaolou took off Lin Xiaomeng's clothes with a red face and trembling, and when he picked up the fox pen, he was already sweating profusely.
This night was very fragrant, unlike the night before, where you could only see the back. Although Lou Xiaolou has been silently reciting the Yin and Yang Sutra, it is still difficult to control his mind, but fortunately, he has strong self-discipline, and he wants to enter the non-non-non-existent, and I just don't move.
After the drawing was completed, Lin Xiaomeng broke free from the pain, turned around and hugged Lou Xiaolou directly. "Xiaolou, can you take me back!"
Lou Xiaolou finally didn't resist as much as before, hugged the slippery Lin Xiaomeng to the second floor, and was pulled by the beauty after covering her with the quilt: "You sleep with me, I'm afraid!"
In broad daylight, you're afraid of a ghost!
Lin Xiaomeng fell asleep, Lou Xiaolou was sweating and was about to become dehydrated, and when he went downstairs, he drank a pot of water!
"Fairies, goblins, more like goblins than goblins!"
On this day, Lou Xiaolou was setting up a stall, and suddenly a few Taoist priests came from the crowd.
I saw one of them pick up a Five Thunder Talisman and said: "Who allowed you to sell my Taoist Five Thunder Talismans, say, who are you teaching from, are you stealing from the teacher, I said how to spread the power of my Taoist Five Thunder Talismans recently, presumably those talismans were painted by you!"