Chapter 148: That's Really Stupid
Qi Tian looked at the empty room, and said a little boringly: "Did the beautiful wife go to work again?"
He found Su Yue, who was busy on the fifth floor, and Su Yue said apologetically, "Qi Tian, there is breakfast on the second floor, why don't you go there to eat first?" I may not be able to accompany you today, you can go find Sister Fluttershy." ”
At this point, Su Yue, like Chen Xiaodie, was reluctant to say that the other party was her sister.
Qi Tian scooped his head and said, "Okay." ”
went to the second floor, and Qi Tian finally had a full meal.
Downstairs, he scoops his head and says, "Where are you going? I don't know what Fluttershy's wife is doing. ”
He made a phone call to Chen Xiaodie and found that Chen Xiaodie's phone was not answered.
Qi Tian, who was puzzled, flipped up the phone, and he called She Lingling.
On the other end was a man's voice: "Hey, hello." ”
Qi Tian was furious, and he said, "Who are you, why is the phone of the long-legged beauty sister in your hand?"
The man's voice was obviously stunned, and then he was surprised: "Divine Doctor Qi, I'm Qian Ping." ”
Qi Tian wondered, "Oh, it's you?"
"The captain is in a meeting, I'll tell her if you have something?"
"No need, I'm fine, don't bother the long-legged beauty sister, I'm hanging. ”
Now Qi Tian is out of line, this wife has no time, that wife is busy, he doesn't know what to do.
He squatted in front of the Shengshi Mansion and muttered, "I miss the fairy sister so much." ”
This time, no one came to him, and Qi Tian, who was extremely bored, began to flip through his phone again.
He flipped to the last time he wanted to make but didn't, the blonde wife.
He dialed the phone.
"Hey, hello, who's that?"
"Blonde wife, you're so uninteresting that you haven't called me for so long?"
"You're Qi Tian, right?"
"Who are you?" Qi Tian wondered, this number was obviously the phone number of the blonde wife, but it was another woman who answered the phone?
"I am Mary's teacher. ”
"Who is Mary? I don't care who you are, give me back my blonde wife. ”
"Mary is the blonde wife of your mouth, but she's locked up by me. ”
"You old witch, ugly bastard, where did you hide my blonde wife? Qi Tian was furious.
"Toot"
"Hey, you ugly woman......"
"Toot"
"Toot"
Qi Tian looked at his phone depressedly.
This ugly woman dares to hide her blonde wife, she is going to arrest this woman and torture her to death!
Qi Tian disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Half a minute later, Qi Tian's figure reappeared downstairs in Shengshi.
Still in the previous squatting position, he said depressedly: "Next time, I must ask where the blonde wife is, I have to beat her to death!"
On the high seas of China, on the huge crown cruise ship, two extremely beautiful women stand on the board, holding on to the railing with their backhands.
Although it was early in the morning, there were already a lot of people around them.
These people want to hit their attention because these two women are beautiful.
Especially their figures, it is even more intriguing.
The blonde woman has a loli face and a devilish figure.
The black-haired woman is relatively much sexier, she is a typical Oriental person, and her smile contains full oriental beauty.
The blonde woman turned her head to look at the black-haired woman and said, "Master, what do you think? ”
The black-haired woman glared at her and said, "It's not that you failed in your mission, otherwise I would have used this trick?" ”
The blonde beauty stretched her waist and showed her curves, attracting inexplicable glances from the men.
She winked at one of the handsome men, and then said to the black-haired woman, "Master, do you still want me to see him? ”
The black-haired woman turned a blind eye to some of her movements and said softly, "I have created a chance for you, you go to him tonight." ”
The blonde beauty was surprised, "Today?"
The dark-haired woman nodded, "Yes, today." ”
"But, master......"
"Don't bargain with me. ”
"Then master, you can go. You're so much better than I am anyway. ”
"I don't like to mess with flowers and grass as much as you do, go ahead, that handsome little guy of yours is waiting for you, don't forget tonight. ”
After saying this, the black-haired beauty climbed over the railing and jumped lightly in the surprised eyes of everyone, like a mermaid burrowing into the sea.
The blonde beauty shrugged helplessly and muttered, "The master is still so showy." Ay. ”
With a smile on her face, she gently walked up to the handsome guy who had been looking at her for a long time and said, "Hi." ”
The handsome man pointed to the railing in confusion, and then showed an incredulous expression.
The blonde beauty laughed, "My partner loves to swim, and that's a small thing for her." Won't you want me to have a drink?"
The man put the matter behind him and said with a smile, "Of course. ”
After about a few hours, the man was shocked to find that his wallet was missing, and that there was an extra note in his purse.
The note reads: Sir, I'm sorry for my behavior, and I've taken your wallet with me, I'm going to find my husband, Bye-bye.
The man wordlessly opened his pants purse and found that there were four hundred yuan more in the trouser purse.
There was another note among the four hundred yuan, and he picked it up and looked at it: Sir, I believe that with your figure and appearance, you will attract many women, and maybe after you spend the night together, you will have an extra four thousand yuan on the counter tomorrow morning.
The man scolded: You are the duck!
The blonde beauty, who was hiding behind a dark board, shrugged her shoulders and said regretfully: I would like to, but I don't have a weapon.
With that, she tapped her toes on the ground, and disappeared in a few turns.
All morning, Qi Tian's head was filled with the woman's voice.
What made him even more irritated was that he called a few times after that, and the blonde wife wouldn't answer, and the damn woman wouldn't answer.
In desperation, Qi Tian had to give up looking for the woman.
When it's time for lunch, Qi Tian goes to find Chen Xiaodie for lunch.
Chen Xiaodie gave him an opinion.
"You can ask the third senior sister to help you find this matter. ”
"I don't have a big-breasted senior sister's mobile phone number. ”
"I have the QQ of the third senior sister. ”
"How do you use that thing?"
"I'll teach you in a moment. ”
"Okay. ”
After lunch, Qi Tian followed Chen Xiaodie back to the company.
Chen Xiaodie helped him apply for a QQ, and helped Qi Tian add the QQ of the third senior sister.
But I don't know what the situation is, the third senior sister, who almost never leaves the computer, didn't reply.
Qi Tian was bored looking for something to do, and he found that he didn't know anything except the QQ chat that Chen Xiaodie gave him.
Suddenly, there was a horn-shaped pattern in the lower right corner of his computer.
Qi Tian said with a happy face, "Fluttershy's wife said that someone added me, is it that the big-breasted senior sister is online?"
Qi Tian opened it and couldn't help but wonder.
Where is this QQ of the big-breasted senior sister.
It was a QQ number called "Qi Tian is my husband".
Click OK.
Qi Tian began a war of words against him.
Xiaodie's husband: Who are you?
Qi Tian's wife: I am Qi Tian's wife.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: Fart, I'm Qi Tian.
Qi Tian's wife: Who knows if you are Qi Tian.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: / Angry I am Qi Tian, who are you, I don't have a wife like you.
Qi Tian's wife: I am Qi Tian's wife.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: You fart, when will I have a wife like you?
Qi Tian's wife: I had it a few days ago.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: Are you Xiaoqin's wife?
As soon as he typed out this typesetting, Qi Tian felt that it shouldn't be, because this guy really didn't look like Xiaoqin's wife.
But he didn't take any other wives.
Qi Tian's wife: Who is Xiaoqin's wife? I don't know, if you are Qi Tian, then it is my husband, and you are responsible for me. Besides, you're typing so slowly, I've been waiting a long time for you to come up with a sentence.
Qi Tian is depressed now, he has just learned, where can he go fast in typing?
Chen Xiaodie's husband: Who the hell are you? I'm Qi Tian, don't pretend to be my wife.
Qi Tian's wife: Why?
Chen Xiaodie's husband: What if you look ugly? My master said that if you believe people on the Internet, you are really stupid.
Qi Tian's wife: I said that I am Qi Tian's wife, and you don't believe it, so I can't show you the video, right?
Fluttersy Chen's husband: What is the video?
Qi Tian's wife: Video is something that can see each other, I see that you have a video over there, it's better for me to video with you, you will know who I am.
Xiaodie's husband: No, what if you look ugly and scare me?
Qi Tian's wife: No, I'm beautiful.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: I don't believe it.
Qi Tian's wife, believe it or not, I'm really beautiful.
At this time, a video popped up, and Qi Tian clicked to accept.
The video screen is all black.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: Why is it all black?
Qi Tian's wife: You wait.
After a while, the other end of the video screen began to brighten.
Across from her sat a girl, ready to be a very beautiful girl.
Qi Tian felt that this girl was a little familiar, but he didn't remember where he had seen it.
Qi Tian's wife: Husband, am I very beautiful.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: It's okay, the breasts are too small, and I'm not your husband, and your conditions don't meet my standards.
"Smack"
Qi Tian turned off the video screen.
Then, I heard the thoughts of "Didi, Didi, Didi......".
He opened it and saw it in the chat box.
Qi Tian's wife:......@&(*¥&*(&*(%()@()*¥()
Qi Tian's wife: %#...... ¥%...... ¥!............&@&*
......
Qi Tian simply ignored her and blocked her directly.
Out of sight is out of sight.
Then there was another "drip" sound.
Qi Tian was a little impatient and said, "Can you still see it?"
He glanced at the lower left corner of the computer and saw a friend message that turned out to be the big-breasted senior sister.
Qi Tian was overjoyed and typed a few words.
Chen Xiaodie's husband: Big-breasted senior sister.
Then Qi Tian's computer went black, and then a few words quickly flashed out.
"Do you want to get tired of being crooked? The next time I go to you, remember to play JJ fifty times for me. ”
Then the screen lights up and a phone number appears on the dialog box.
Qi Tian called according to the number: "Hey, senior sister with big breasts......"