Chapter 122: The Stone Demon is in Trouble
Lou Xiaolou stomped his feet, and the white-robed young man hiding in the Tianwang Temple pretended not to hear.
"The court doesn't care, how dare I be the enemy of the entire rivers and lakes, the nine major families, the ten major sects, all come, what do you want me to do. It's true that I'm a mountain god, but two fists are hard to beat four hands. Xiaolou, you didn't see it, there are too many fucking people, it's just half a river and lake, and now I can only keep our two acres and three points of land!"
Lou Xiaolou shook his head helplessly, yes, whoever dares to go against the whole rivers and lakes will not be able to do even half of the rivers and lakes.
"Brother Headless, it's better to come early than to come by chance, Brother Shi is just in trouble, let's help out!"
The headless zombie shook his two arms, touched the smooth incision on his neck with his hand and said: "Brother, although our cultivation is low, but the rivers and lakes are a place where the rules are spoken, you wait, I will stop those cubs and tell them the rules of the rivers and lakes!"
Lou Xiaolou stopped him and said, "Forget it, Brother Headless, let's go up the mountain first, and then find Brother Shi!"
At the top of the mountain, the big stone demon was drinking alcohol, and he had completely transformed into a human form, but he was a little big.
"Senior brother!"
"Hey, who is calling me senior brother, I haven't heard this title for a while!" The depressed stone demon looked up and looked around, but when he didn't see anything, he scanned it with his divine sense.
"Ah, this is not Senior Brother Xiaolou!"
"I'm Nima, why is he here!"
The stone demon was so excited, how could he not be excited when a friend he hadn't seen for more than two years appeared at this juncture.
"Xiaolou, headless brother!"
Lou Xiaolou and the headless zombie were walking, and they were swept up by a demonic wind, and when they stabilized their figures, they saw a tall and powerful middle-aged man standing there rubbing his hands.
"Wow, you're Brother Shi!"
"That's right, if it's fake, how about it, my appearance is okay!"
Lou Xiaolou gave a thumbs up and said, "It's really good, tall and mighty and handsome!"
The headless zombie went straight to the point and said: "Little stone, a group of young talents came down the mountain, saying that their master is going to kill you tomorrow, what the hell is going on!"
The stone demon sighed and said: "Don't mention that someone has taken a fancy to this mountain, they will have a fair duel with me tomorrow, if I lose, I have to let the mountain out!"
"Why!" the headless zombie was furious.
Lou Xiaolou asked, "What if that person loses!"
The stone demon blinked and said, "He didn't say it!"
"I'm Nima, Xiaoshi, you are stupid, if he doesn't say it, you won't ask, if he loses, he will at least lose his life! Let's go, let's go to the Heavenly King and ask him if he cares about these outsiders in the Water Mountain!"
Lou Xiaolou said: "Brother Headless, you don't need to go to the King of Heavy Water, it's useless to go, as long as that person asks for a fair fight, we have to go to the appointment." After all, no matter how big the rules of asking for water and mountains are, they can't be as big as the rules of the rivers and lakes! Besides, tomorrow that person will come, and then say, with me, no matter what he cultivates, I guarantee that you will win!"
The headless zombie was puzzled and asked, "Brother, you are only in the Five Elements God Hidden Realm, what can you do?"
As soon as Lou Xiaolou's mind moved, he saw a very beautiful full moon scimitar appear in the palm of his hand, and then a beautiful boy appeared next to Lou Xiaolou out of thin air.
"Little master, what master have you met, where is it, Xiao Liuli, I will kill him!"
Lou Xiaolou rubbed his head and said, "It's not me, it's a friend of mine who is going to fight someone tomorrow, so I want people to borrow your body!"
"Oh, that's the case, since it's a friend of the little master, then just use it, tomorrow I want that person to die horizontally, or vertically, or it will be a big dismantle! As long as you can say it, I can do it!"
As soon as Lou Xiaolou handed over the glittering moon glass to the stone demon, he heard someone in the cloud shouting: "That guy, spread your stinky hands, that treasure was discovered by me first, and I have been chasing it for most of the day, and it is too immoral for you to meddle in the middle of the way!"
As soon as he heard this, the headless rivers and lakes angrily drew the long sword on his back.
"Fuck, Brother Xiaolou, it's the group of teenagers I saw at the bottom of the mountain just now, good guys, it's really shameless, I've never met such a shameless person when I begged Shuishan!"
The group of young talents came, running from the clouds and dust, a group of three men and three women, all dressed in gorgeous and extraordinary bearings.
can do things, but it is so shameless.
"That guy, say yours, hurry up and give me the treasure in your hand, that's what we found, why did you take it!"
"Even if you don't pee and look in the mirror, you are a stone demon and deserve to have such treasures!"
At this time, I saw a girl in a red dress behind the three men and said: "Senior brother, what do you have to say to him, kill him, don't we still have the baby!"
"No, he can't die today, my master will have to compete with him tomorrow, cousin, you can spare his life!"
The young man at the head opened the white jade fan in his hand and shook it twice, nodded with a look of anger: "Okay, I can not kill him, but these two men and that little doll are not so lucky!"
Hearing this, Yue Liuli couldn't help but laugh.
"Nima, I heard people say before that a certain son of the immortal official family relied on his cultivation of a nine-rank immortal, and he was stupid to kill a nine-rank great immortal, and he thought that people's cultivation was lower than him, but who knew that other people's cultivation was higher than his father's!"
Now, I have seen this person, and he wants to kill me, but your father can't do it!
The young man closed the jade fan, and the cultivation of the divine realm burst out, and the branches and leaves of the powerful qi were flying and dusty for hundreds of miles.
"I'll say it again, give me that full moon scimitar!"
The stone demon was a little overwhelmed with the full moon scimitar, and said in his heart, I have a word with people first, and I can't embarrass the juniors, otherwise I will lose.
But I can't hand it over either.
"Xiaolou, this knife is for you!"
Lou Xiaolou was about to reach out to pick it up, but he heard the young man holding the jade fan say, "Scholar, you dare!"
Lou Xiaolou didn't dare, stretched out his hand to take the full moon scimitar and said with a smile: "What are you doing!"
"I ...... I'll kill you!"
"Hehe, you have the ability to fight fairly!"
The young man holding the jade fan had not yet spoken, but several people behind him burst out laughing. "Haha, this scholar is really stupid and cute, and he asks for a fair fight, has he ever broken through the rivers and lakes. If every opponent wants my cousin to self-proclaim to cultivate for a fair fight, then we still cultivate a fart, it's really naïve to death!"
At this time, I only heard a young girl laugh and said: "The child who grew up in the mountains is really childish and cute! Senior Brother Xiaoyaozi, people want to fight you fairly, what should you do!"
Xiaoyaozi shook the jade fan, shook his head helplessly, and said: "Okay, follow the customs, since people want to fight with me fairly, then I will satisfy him." Isn't it the Five Elements God Hidden Realm, scholar, are you sure you want to fight a fair battle with me!"
Lou Xiaolou shrugged and said, "It doesn't matter, it's up to you, it's okay to fight like this!"
When the words fell, the people behind Xiaoyaozi burst into laughter again.
"I'll go, cousin, this scholar is so stupid and cute!"
"Senior Brother Xiaoyaozi, people seem to be asking for death!"
At this time, Xiaoyaozi looked at the full moon scimitar in Lou Xiaolou's hand, and said after a moment: "I have self-appointed cultivation to fight fairly with you, but you are not allowed to use that knife!"
Lou Xiaolou nodded, and gave the knife back to the stone demon.
"Brother Shi, you take it first!"