Chapter 85: I'll jump off a cliff and go to the head office
The Yin God Mother-in-law didn't move, she showed her true body and floated in front of the Nine Emperor Princes, and she was also very interested in the Great Zhou Heavenly Star Dou True Scripture of the Great Zhou Imperial Family, but she didn't dare to go beyond half a point.
In her opinion, the Great Zhou royal family is not as simple as it seems.
Especially this Nine Emperor Prince, his talent is that the genius children of the upper realm are not worthy of lifting shoes for him, not to mention that one person has nine doppelgangers, and he has cultivated each doppelganger to the realm of transcendence.
He is not yet thirty years old, and once the nine doppelgangers merge with the main body, it is estimated that he will directly turn into an earth immortal. But looking at his posture, he seems to have a bigger plan.
The Nine Emperor Princes looked at the Yin God Mother-in-law with a smile, and then closed his eyes. The world doesn't know the horror of the Great Zhou Tianxing Dou Sutra, he has nine doppelgangers, but the world doesn't know that he still has countless star fetuses.
The Yin God Mother-in-law always felt that someone was watching her at this moment, but she couldn't find the source of her gaze, she was a real Yin God, and then she was the Da Luo Yin God.
But with such a cultivation, he couldn't detect where that gaze came from. She looked up at the stars, and she saw that there was that gaze in the stars.
"Who, who is it, could it be that some immortal venerable is eyeing the old body!"
"But the old body has always done his duty, and he has definitely not interfered in any affairs of the Nether, what is the dignified Immortal Venerable staring at me!"
The Yin God Mother-in-law was a little hairy by that gaze, so she had to flee from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the cliff, and when she got here, she was much more comfortable, as long as she hid in a place where there were no stars, she couldn't feel that gaze.
In fact, the owner of that gaze was not the Great Immortal Venerable, but the Nine Emperor Princes, who had just borrowed the power of the Eyebrow Divine Fetus to scare the Yin God Mother-in-law, lest she not be able to withstand the temptation of the Great Zhou Tianxing Dou True Scripture and take advantage of his Dao injury to deal with him.
People's hearts are separated from their stomachs, especially those who have seen the top immortal methods in the upper realm, they have to guard against it.
When the Taiyin Star erupted and the moonlight was the most brilliant, the countless stars in the sky seemed to be summoned by some kind of summoning to spit out the power of the rolling stars and mix and entangle with the moonlight, turning into a huge straight beam of light and projecting onto the Nine Emperor Princes who were sitting and waiting with their eyes closed.
Although the Nine Emperor Princes were mentally prepared every time, when the endless starlight entered their bodies, they still let out a helpless and miserable muffled sound.
At this moment, in his huge Dan Palace, the colorful glow suddenly gushed out, and Lou Xiaolou and the Heart Soft Fairy who were in it instantly fell to the ground and wailed.
The pain is almost impossible to express in words, I saw the heart-soft fairy screaming in despair, at this moment, what is the world's first beauty, what is the world's most beautiful face, what is the peerless arrogant figure, there is nothing under the colorful glow.
Some are just instinctive struggles and roars of the body.
Lou Xiaolou is okay, the only remaining trace of clarity allows him to control the yin and yang diagram and melt those avenue rules over and over again.
Three hours later, all the pain disappeared like water.
Lou Xiaolou picked up the heart fairy who was prostrated and hugged him, and was about to walk out of the Dan Palace of the Nine Emperor Princes.
Who knows, the soft-hearted fairy said shyly: "Scholar, you wait, I'm going to your Dan Palace to change clothes, don't carry me out like this, it's ugly to death!"
Lou Xiaolou looked down at the beautiful woman in his arms, from the head to the feet, from the feet to the head, and said very seriously: "It's not ugly, where is it ugly, you look more beautiful!"
Xinrou Fairy naturally knew that she was more beautiful at this time, and her sweaty and disheveled appearance was like a delicate bride after Yunyu had just been happy, she just didn't want others to see her like this.
Lou Xiaolou walked out with his little hands behind his back, his eyes a little dull.
The Nine Emperor Princes lay on a boulder and asked curiously: "Scholar, what's wrong, look at your soulless appearance, are you the first beauty in the world after stripping naked......
"Shut up, Zhou Jiuyang, if you talk nonsense again, I'll seal your mouth!"
The Nine Emperors got up and said: "Scholar, if you say this about me, I will judge you and reason, why am I talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth, didn't that Xinrou Fairy go to your Dan Palace to change clothes, wouldn't the first beauty in the world look better!"
Lou Xiaolou simply didn't speak, in short, you can't look good or not, what are you talking about.
I unplugged the gourd and took a sip of wine, but the more I drank it, the hotter it became.
After walking back and forth a few steps, Lou Xiaolou didn't dare to go any further, so he hurriedly found an open space and crossed his legs.
That Xinrou fairy is really bad, you take off your naked and quickly change your clothes and come out, why did you jump into my Dao Lake to take a bath, you take a bath, why do you keep calling my name and let me see you stepping on my yin and yang Dao foundation and dancing naked.
You are a woman, I am a man, we can't be like this without matchmaking.
Besides, my master said that I have to keep my body as a child before I turn into a god, and you are tempting me like this to destroy my foundation.
After changing his clothes, Lou Xiaolou was sweating profusely, and he drank more than half of the wine in the gourd.
The person is already slightly drunk.
After tossing for a long time, the fairy of Xinrou proudly walked out of Lou Xiaolou's Dan Palace, and when she saw Lou Xiaolou's exhausted appearance, she giggled and said: "Fool, my aunt and grandmother are waiting for you in Daohu, why don't you go over!"
Lou Xiaolou replied angrily: "My master said that I want to keep my body as a child before I turn into a god, and if I go to Daohu, it will be self-destruction!"
"Giggles, stupid, I have a supreme double cultivation secret technique in the Five Music Workshop, and double cultivation with me will not only not hurt your foundation, but will also continuously consolidate your foundation!"
"Really!" Lou Xiaolou's eyes lit up.
People in the world often say that unfilial piety is the greatest, and he has long wanted to spend candles in the cave room, but the master does not allow it.
The Fairy of the Heart Soft exhaled like an orchid, and leaned into the scholar's ear and said: "Why don't we find a time to try, although people have been a saint in the Wuyin Workshop for so many years, they have never double-cultivated with a man, scholar, you have to marry me after double-cultivating with me!"
Lou Xiaolou looked at that peerless face and said, "Even if you don't double cultivate, if you want to marry me, I have to marry me!"
"Phew, it's like I'm going to post it upside down!"
The Nine Emperor Princes on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and said loudly: "You two want to kiss me, I'll go farther, okay, master, I want to rest in peace!"
The Xinrou Fairy turned around and scolded: "Just like you who are restless, you still calm your mind and recuperate, and dream of your big head!"
"Oh, I said brother and sister, you can't talk like this, what's wrong with me trying to rest my mind, when you kiss me, when can't I go, where can't I, you look at this great river and mountain, there are caves, there are forests, and that refreshing and cold little stream, there are so many good places not to go, why are you in front of me, I'm a righteous gentleman!"
"I, if you are also a righteous man and a gentleman, then there will be no bad people in the world!"
"Oh, if you talk about me like that, I'm going to talk to you about it. Why am I, Zhou Jiuyang, not a righteous gentleman, I have nine doppelgangers walking the rivers and lakes, but I have done a thing that is sorry for the rivers and lakes!"
The fairy said proudly: "I'm talking about you, what's the matter with your doppelganger." Besides, do you know what a righteous gentleman is, I guess you don't know. Do you know that the righteous men and gentlemen on the rivers and lakes don't squint and don't listen, what's wrong with us kissing me, don't want to add to the big Zhou, what's wrong with that!"
Now the Nine Emperors have nothing to say.
"I didn't ...... Not...... That's right, it's me who is wrong, it's me who is not a gentleman enough, you continue to kiss me, I'll jump off the cliff and go to the general line!" After saying that, the Nine Emperor Princes jumped off the cliff.
Lou Xiaolou smiled and stretched out his thumb.
The Xinrou Fairy sat beside Lou Xiaolou, looked up at the starry sky and said, "Scholar, do you know the upper realm!"