Chapter 25 The face of the king of heaven
Lou Xiaolou spread his hands and explained: "Sister, I really didn't harm you, I can't hold this painting except me, if you don't believe it, you can ask the Taoist master, or you can also ask me Tianwang Laozi!"
"What!
You know the Dao Master!"
Lou Xiaolou nodded and said, "He sent me this painting!"
"Lord Tianwang is your son?"
Lou Xiaolou said: "That's right, that's my godfather who I worshiped when I was a child, my sister doesn't blame me, if my sister doesn't blame me, I'll put the painting away!"
At this time, how dare the white bone spirit Lin Xian'er blame him, a Dao Sect Master can tear down her white bones, not to mention that she is still the godson of the Heavenly King.
Lou Xiaolou accepted the picture scroll, Lin Xian'er hurriedly got up, since this is the godson of the Heavenly King, then even if it is half a little master in this water mountain, Lin Xian'er is active, and said that if she follows this little master, she may be able to get the favor of the Heavenly King, if you go one step further and sleep with the little master, bah, it is to let the little master sleep with me, then you will definitely be able to get the favor of the Heavenly King.
As soon as she thought of this, Lin Xian'er smiled charmingly, and actually hugged Lou Xiaolou's arm with affection. "Scholar, where are you going, take me away, people are willing to warm the bed for you!"
This scene happened to be seen by Lin Xiaomeng, I'll go, you are a prodigal hoof, the old lady is just a shoemaker, and you hooked up with my small building.
Not to be outdone, she walked over and hugged Lou Xiaolou's right arm. "Cousin, I have had a marriage contract with you since I was a child, and I will come first to warm the bed!"
Lin Xian'er smiled: "Yo, it's not good to be close to each other, scholar, look at other people's breasts, it's bigger than hers!"
Lou Xiaolou looked down, and sure enough, it took a lot of effort, and his chest had grown several times, which was indeed bigger than Lin Xiaomeng.
"Hmph, what's the use of having big breasts, cousin, look at my face, it's much more beautiful than her!"
"Cut, what's the use of having a pretty face, scholar, look at my ass, it's more warped than hers, I'm sure I can give birth to a son!"
......
All of a sudden, the two women competed like this.
Lou Xiaolou was indifferent, but Zhu Wuchang broke out in a cold sweat. He knows best what kind of goblin Lin Xian'er is, he is afraid of this woman when he is young, and being with her is to be with the tiger, maybe he will open his mouth and eat you one day, and he won't say hello.
Zhu Wuchang had the intention of retreating, he wanted to leave, as for Lin Xiaomeng's cabbage, he thought to himself, I can't let me arch all the good cabbages in the world, and leave one for the scholar, so I should be happy to help others.
"That...... Scholar, I'll withdraw first if I have something urgent!"
Lou Xiaolou hurriedly said: "Okay, Brother Zhu go slowly!"
Lin Xiaomeng asked puzzledly: "Brother Zhu, why are you leaving, if you have anything to say, see if I can help!"
Zhu Wuchang dared to ask Lin Xiaomeng to help, and was about to refuse, but he heard the white bone spirit say: "Xiao Hei, you take this prodigal hoof away for me, and I promise not to eat you the next time I see you!"
Lin Xian'er spoke, Zhu Wuchang didn't dare to disobey, and besides, if he could take Lin Xiaomeng, he would still be very happy and happy, but ...... Just looking for an excuse!
After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't come up with an excuse to take Lin Xiaomeng away.
The white bone spirit Lin Xian'er rolled her eyes, and said in her heart that she hoped that this pig could succeed, and it was better to die by hitting her head.
Lin Xiaomeng saw Zhu Wuchang in a daze, thinking that he didn't want to say, thinking that it was over, and hurriedly said: "Brother Zhu, then you can go, remember to come and play with us when you are done!"
Zhu Wuchang nodded, but he didn't dare to leave, because he didn't complete the White Bone Spirit's entrustment.
Finally, there was a "roll" in his ears, which frightened him and turned his head and ran.
Zhu Wuchang is gone, Lin Xiaomeng can focus on fighting with Lin Xian'er, and said that her aunt and grandmother have never been afraid of anyone in terms of hooking up with men!
Hum!
The white bone spirit doesn't matter, she has already thought of a countermeasure, it doesn't matter if she can't fight you, as long as the scholar doesn't pay attention, the old lady will swallow you in one bite, you die, no one will fight with me, no one will fight with me, I won't win, this quilt will eventually be warmed by me.
This way, Lou Xiaolou lived very comfortably, one on the left was gentle, one on the right was gentle, and in his mind, there was no one else this day.
The key is that he has no prejudices, as long as he is good to him, what goblins are not goblins, close the door and take off his clothes to sleep, that is his own daughter-in-law, what's wrong with the white bone spirit, she looks beautiful and skinny.
As for Lin Xiaomeng, it's even better, the inheritance will point to her!
No matter what time it is, fantasy is always beautiful, but reality is cruel.
The white bone spirit Lin Xian'er has been looking for an opportunity, ready to swallow Lin Xiaomeng at any time, but Lin Xiaomeng, a stupid girl, doesn't know that her opponent is a white bone spirit who eats people and doesn't spit out bones.
She thought that this woman was a little prodigal who could only seduce men!
Lou Xiaolou knew it, but he didn't worry about Lin Xiaomeng and Zhu Wuchang leaving, the black-haired and white-haired wild boar demon had already coveted Lin Xiaomeng, and leaving with him would be equivalent to a meat bun beating a dog without returning.
He pondered that he had to think of a way to get the best of both worlds and get this white bone spirit Lin Xian'er away, otherwise Lin Xiaomeng would be in danger.
No, Lou Xiaolou was fascinated by what he was thinking, and the white bone spirit suddenly poked his head out from behind him, and silently opened his mouth and almost swallowed Lin Xiaomeng.
Fortunately, Lin Xiaomeng was clever, and suddenly felt something strange behind her, and when she looked back, she saw a big mouth of blood spurting at her and biting her suddenly, and she fainted in an instant.
Fortunately, Lin Xiaomeng fainted in time, and the white bone spirit bit into the air.
"Lin Xian'er!" Lou Xiaolou shouted, and was about to take out the Milky Way starry sky map in the storage bag.
Lin Xian'er was afraid of that painting, and her face turned pale in an instant. "Scholar, I just scared her, and I didn't want to do anything to her, what are you fierce, she is a weak woman, and you are embarrassed to be fierce to me!"
"Lin Xian'er, if you dare to have bad thoughts about Lin Xiaomeng, don't blame me for being ruthless, this painting of mine is not a vegetarian, it hasn't drunk demon blood for a long time!"
"I know, I know, what's the matter, what a ferocity, she is a woman, I am also a woman, I can do what she can do at night, scholar, you are biased!"
Lou Xiaolou shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart that goblins are really goblins, and eating people is not a big deal!
Lin Xian'er wanted to grab Lou Xiaolou's arm, but Lou Xiaolou shook off her arm.
"Don't get so close to me, I'm disgusted when I see you trying to eat people!" Lou Xiaolou helped Lin Xiaomeng up, and ran the immortal meridian to cross a true qi past.
Lin Xiaomeng woke up, and when she woke up, she cried, and when she saw Lin Xian'er, she cried even more!
"Xiaolou, she's a goblin, she wants to eat me!" Lin Xiaomeng finally realized the power of Qiu Shuishan, this sister she met halfway, she is not a human, she is a goblin who eats people.
The white bone spirit Lin Xian'er saw Lin Xiaomeng's crying appearance, so she said with disdain: "What a big person, still crying nose, cut, it's really useless." I really don't know what scholars like about you, it's not enough to eat and drink!"
As soon as she heard this, Lin Xiaomeng trembled with fright, as an Internet celebrity, how could she have seen such a barbaric and bloody society.
Lou Xiaolou couldn't help but reprimand Lin Xian'er again, and the latter was angry! "Scholar, don't think that if you are the godson of the Heavenly King, I won't dare to eat you, don't be ignorant, my aunt and grandmother are committed to you, it is for the sake of the face of the Heavenly King!"