Chapter 596: Jokes, Five
"I'm a happy clown and love all things happy. As long as anyone can tell a joke that makes me amused and happy, I will allow him to pass. Otherwise, don't think about it. ”
Ding Jian sighed, and said with some embarrassment: "Hehe, hehe, I'm not very good at this, it's really embarrassing." ”
The clown said: "You can't think of anything for a while, think about it first." Others can come first. ”
Ding Jian sighed again, stepped aside, turned his head and glanced at his friends, and said, "Do any of you think of funny jokes, then try it first." ”
"Okay," Fan Ziyu responded first, "just let me try it first." ”
said.
She stepped forward.
The ever-changing clown looked her up and down and said, "Little beauty, you can tell jokes."
Fan Ziyu laughed: "I'm not good at it, but I suddenly remembered that in the early days, I heard a conversation between a mother and son, and I thought it was funny, so I took it out and shared it with everyone." ”
The Clown asks, "What kind of funny joke do you please?"
Fan Ziyu pondered for a while, and said: "It was a matter of several years, on a certain winter morning, I passed by a farmhouse, and happened to see a mother and son sitting in front of the door basking in the sun, only to hear the little boy ask his mother, mother, am I a stupid child, my mother doesn't want to, and said casually, silly child, how can you be a stupid child, is this a little funny?"
When her four friends heard this, they laughed and said it was funny.
However, the joke of the clown was a little high, it had a tense face, and it took a long time before it popped up and said, "It's funny, it's not funny at all, it's not good, it's not enough, next one." ”
When Fan Ziyu heard this, a black line appeared on her face, and she looked very unhappy.
However, her patience is not bad.
She took a deep breath and calmed down.
Then she stepped aside.
"Let me tell you one too."
Yue Xiaoru said.
Then she stepped forward.
The clown looked her up and down, and said, "This little beauty, you look pretty anyway, I hope the jokes you tell are also beautiful." ”
Girls like to be praised for their beauty.
Therefore, after listening to the other party's words, she couldn't help but have a hint of beauty in her heart.
She smiled faintly and said, "Everyone's laughter is different, anyway, I'll talk about what I think is funny." ”
The Clown said, "I'll tell you too." ”
Yue Xiaoru then groaned for a while, and then said: "Once upon a time, there were two flies, one big and one small, who went to eat together, and the little one asked the big one, big brother, why do we have to eat every day, and some of them were unhappy and said, brother, when eating, can you not mention such a disgusting thing."
After speaking.
She couldn't help but laugh.
The other friends laughed too.
But the Clown still kept his face stiff, and it took a while for a while to say, "It's not funny, it's not funny at all." Next Place"
When Yue Xiaoru heard this, she also became a little unhappy in her heart, gritted her teeth hatefully, and stepped aside without saying a word.
"Anyway, this clown is really hard to serve, let me try it too. ”
Qiao Feng muttered.
Then he stepped forward.
The clown glanced at him and said, "Big fat man, look at your appearance like a joke, it should be a material that is good at telling jokes, I have some expectations, please start talking." ”
When Qiao Feng heard this, he was unhappy.
However, he was not mad, and after a deep groan, he spoke: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch. ”
Everyone was looking forward to his next step.
However, after a long time, he did not say any more.
The clown couldn't help but ask: "Then, why don't you talk about it below?"
Qiao Feng smiled and said, "It's gone below." ”
The clown was stunned: "It's over if it's gone."
Qiao Feng said seriously: "That's right, his bottom is gone, so it's over." ”
At this time, Fan Ziyu was the first to understand, and couldn't help but giggle.
The others then reacted to what was going on, and they all burst out laughing.
But the clown couldn't figure out what the joke was so funny
Perhaps, in its concept, it does not understand what a eunuch is
After all, it's not really human, it's just a puppet with some human mind.
After a while, the clown said coldly: "It's not funny." Next Place"
"Let me tell you one. ”
Ge Xiaoyun said.
Then she stepped forward.
The clown looked at her deeply and said, "Little beauty, your appearance is not bad, I hope the jokes you tell can be funny." ”
Ge Xiaoyun sighed indifferently, and started talking directly: "Once upon a time, there was a temple in a famous mountain, and there was a fish tank in the temple, and there was a small transparent shrimp in the fish tank. The little monk opened his mouth and replied, and the shrimp guest was stunned and left unhappily. When the little monk saw it, he was also stunned, and quickly explained loudly, shrimp donor shrimp donor shrimp is really shrimp is real shrimp ah giggles, this joke is actually a small joke told by my grandfather in order to make me happy when I was a child, every time I read it, I can't help but laugh. Clown, what do you think?"
The Clown groaned for a moment, and reluctantly squeezed out a smirk: "It's only a little funny, it's not a pass, next"
At this time, only Ding Jian was left unspoken.
At that moment, he stepped forward without saying a word.
The Clown glanced at him and said, "Little friend, have you thought of any funny jokes?"
Ding Jian laughed and said, "I'm really not a joke material, I can't think of funny jokes, so how about telling you a cold joke."
The clown said: "It's okay to make a cold joke, it's good to change the taste, you say, I want to see how cold a joke is." ”
"Well, I'll just say it, and if there's anything offended, don't get excited. Ding Jian paused for a moment, then cut to the chase, "Once upon a time, there was a person, no name and no surname, others called him a clown, he liked the feeling of performing on stage, and hoped to bring joy to everyone, so he entered a circus and chose a job as a clown. However, after some time, the Joker realizes that he is wrong, he is not happy, and he cannot bring happiness to others. But his temperament was a little stubborn, and he was not reconciled, so he chose to grit his teeth and persevere. Later, the clown boiled and boiled, and finally boiled himself into a joke, and in the end, he left the stage as a last resort. This joke tells us not to think of ourselves as clowns, and don't take others for jokes."