Chapter 693: Immortal Bird
Sun Mo was obsessed with the game of eating chicken for a while, and the fun of coming home from work every day was to turn on the computer, start a game, get to the finals, and then kill the opponent with one shot.
Anyway, cranes are also birds, right?
Goodbye, my 98K!
Farewell, my two-second seventeen shots!
Farewell, my chicken!
Sun Mo was wandering with distracting thoughts in his mind, but his hand exploded with brute force and threw out the wooden knife.
Call!
With the sound of breaking wind, the wooden knife shot accurately at the crane standing on the papaya girl.
Seriously, the cultivator's eyes, reflex nerves, and explosive power are all first-class power, and throwing objects with bare hands is definitely a must-hit.
Only this time, just when the wooden knife was about to hit the crane's head, the crane, whose face was flushed with alcohol and sprayed with wine, actually stretched out its right wing.
Syllable!
The wings, which were covered with white feathers, actually grabbed the fast-shooting wooden knife, and then it danced a knife flower.
Rattle!
The crane let out a strange cry in his ugly voice, and then jumped down from Lu Zhiruo's body, and rushed towards Sun Mo with a flutter.
“......”
Sun Mo was dumbfounded.
It felt like he used a stick to beat the mad dog that chased and bit the little girl, which made Sun Mo have a sense of absurdity.
"Who are the human beings? Aren't you afraid of me?"
As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, the crane was already close, and the ebony knife pulled off with the sound of breaking wind.
If this hits, it will definitely be opened.
Sun Mo retreated.
Then the crane rushed to attack, and the wooden knife even flew up and down, playing a wave of extremely aggressive attacks, which was very aggressive.
“......”
Am I meowing in a dream?
Sun Mo never thought that one day, he would be bullied by a crane.
Whew!Whew!
The wooden knife carried an afterimage, and the knife did not leave Sun Mo's head.
Ga!
The crane screamed, and also burped a wine, and a strong smell of wine spewed out directly, which made Sun Mo have a headache.
"Teacher, don't hurt it!"
Papaya Niang pleads with the crane.
Ga?
Hearing this, the crane was furious, I actually want this human subordinate to show mercy? How blind are you? Believe it or not, I'm going to blow up his dog's head right now?
So the Crane's offensive was instantly a notch faster.
"What the hell is this broken bird?"
Sun Mo frowned, and subconsciously activated the Divine Insight Technique, but a line of red letters popped up.
Unable to read target intelligence.
“......”
Sun Mo was speechless, sure enough, the skills given by the system were unreliable, and he would have to practice them himself in the future.
Swish!
The wooden knife grazed Sun Mo's nose with a strong wind.
This time, Sun Mo didn't dare to be careless, the second and third levels of the Great Qiankun Phaseless Divine Skill were fully opened, not only the glazed gold body was possessed, but the speed of time around him also slowed down, as if he had pressed the slow down button.
There is a papaya girl standing next to her, and it would be a shame if she was hit by a broken bird.
Sun Mo stepped on the Wind King's divine step, and after dodging two knives in a row, he suddenly dodged, bullied in front of him, and then Bodhidharma shook the sky with a fist.
Bang! Bang!
The heavy punch collided with the wooden knife, and there was a burst of explosion.
Ga!
The crane monster screamed, this human being is a bit powerful, but it doesn't matter, I drank wine today, and I can fight very well, and I'll let you see my tricks later.
But just as the crane retreated, ready to wait for Sun Mo's offensive to pause for a while, and then attack again to blow him up in one go, a big hand stretched out from behind like lightning without warning.
Let's go!
The big hand pinched the crane's neck, then raised it, followed by all his strength, and poured it on the ground.
Bang!
Dusty.
Ga!
The crane was even more angry, and dared to throw me?
Human, you're dead.
Then the Qiankun Infinite Clone kept on his hands, as if he had become a pile driver, and kept beating this broken bird.
Bang! Bang!
Soon, a large crater appeared in the ground, and bird feathers were flying.
Ga!
The crane was a little confused.
"Zhiruo, are you alright?"
Sun Mo saw that the crane did not move, like a dead dog, and hung down, so he gave up the attack.
"I'm fine, teacher, did you let it go?"
Lu Zhiruo pleaded: "It must have attacked you unintentionally." ”
"I don't care if it has a heart or not, I'll stew it in soup today, and I haven't eaten a crane yet, and I don't know if the meat is firewood?"
Sun Mo was curious.
Ga!
Hearing this, the crane monster screamed, stretched out its wings again, and wanted to pat Sun Mo's head.
"Brother Xian'er, can you say a few words?"
Lu Zhiruo advised.
"What does it say?"
Sun Mo knew that although Papaya Niang didn't know the language of animals, there was no barrier to communicating with small animals.
"It'...... It'......"
Lu Zhiruo was dumbfounded.
"Say it!"
Sun Mo urged.
"Brother Xian'er said that it drank too little today, otherwise you would never be able to win it. ”
After Papaya Niang finished speaking, she looked at Xianhe with a shocked expression: "You haven't drunk much? It's only been a day and a half, right? You have drunk more than half of the cellar below." ”
Lu Zhiruo is not a stingy person, especially when it comes to small animals, even if she only has one steamed bun, she will give them most of it.
But Brother Xian'er is too much, those wines are all treasured by the old principal, if you drink it like this, the black pot will definitely be carried by the teacher in the future.
Ga!
The crane was still screaming ugly, and it was still stretching its wings, wanting to hit the papaya girl.
"And what does it say?"
Sun Mo felt that there must be no good words.
"It said, this immortal bird has drunk the fine wine and wine of many immortal sects in Middle-earth Kyushu, it is the honor of those mortal masters, what's wrong with eating a few jars of broken wine in your house?"
After Lu Zhiruo finished explaining, he asked curiously: "What is Xianmen?"
"Do you believe this guy who brags?"
Sun Mo rolled his eyes.
He has understood that in this world, because of the existence of aura, human beings can cultivate to the powerful realm of moving mountains and reclamation, but it is nonsense to say that they want to ascend to become immortals.
"No matter, go boil hot water, scald it first, pluck it, and eat it three times tonight, barbecue, stir-fry, and stew!"
Sun Mo was really angry.
The wine cellar under the villa, Sun Mo has been to see it, although he doesn't know the wine inside, but the old principal is a sage, can it be collected by him, can it be garbage?
As a result, half drunk by this broken bird?
Even if you are really a fairy bird, Lao Tzu will stew you tonight and eat chicken!
"What are you doing in a daze?
Sun Mo urged.
"Teacher, you can't eat it!"
Lu Zhiruo was in a hurry.
"Why?"
Sun Mo was puzzled.
"Because it's your psychic beast!"
Papaya Niang explained that if this were not the case, Lu Zhiruo would not have allowed Brother Xian to drink so much wine.
"What?"
Sun Mo was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but look at the broken bird in his hand, because of a sharp fall, this guy had long since lost his previous handsome appearance, but the bird feathers were messy and dusty.
Especially if you drink too much wine, how can you have half a bright eye, you are clearly a drunkard, you are disgusted by everyone, and you are tired of dogs.
"This guy is my psychic beast?"
Sun Mo's brows furrowed tightly, enough to kill a sea crab, how many children's lollipops did I rob in my last life to let God treat me like this?