Chapter 36 Jianghu is not a place to reason
Lou Xiaolou shook his head, didn't speak, and looked at the five poisonous old demons like this.
"Paint!" the old man stared at Lou Xiaolou with his hands behind his back.
"What painting?" Lou Xiaolou looked puzzled. "Senior, my master didn't leave me any paintings!"
The Five Poisons Old Devil sneered, he sat down on a chair, patted the table hard, and said in his heart, boy, you just continue to pretend, I'll see how long you can pretend!
"Senior, where are you uncomfortable!"
The Five Poison Old Demon smiled proudly: "I'm not uncomfortable, but your nose is bleeding." β
Lou Xiaolou touched his nose, and sure enough, he touched the blood, "Hehe, senior, it seems that the younger generation has been on fire recently, and the blood is boiling, I have to find a girl to get on fire, just why are you also bleeding from the nose, could it be that the spring heart has been on fire recently!"
The Five Poisons Old Demon was stunned for a moment, and when he touched the tip of his nose, there was blood, but this blood was not hot, it was ice. "You kid, it's cold poison!"
Lou Xiaolou shook his head and said respectfully: "Seniors, juniors use hot poison, they may not have a good grasp of proportion, the dosage is large, and the heat is extremely cold!"
"Nonsense, poisoning and prescribing a reason, there is no measure, it will kill people!"
"What the seniors have taught is that the younger generations have remembered!"
The old demon of the five poisons was depressed, and his hands had been dispensing medicine in his cuffs, but this hot poison had not been cured.
"Little bastard, you are the same as the master, you smile coldly, you kid is trying to force me to shut up!"
Lou Xiaolou clenched his fists: "Seniors, juniors don't dare, it's just that the four masters in the world are all going to other places at the same time, if δΈοΈ you are now closed to the death pass and quickly break through to the mortal realm, once they return, you will only be beaten, I am here for your good!"
When the words fell, he suddenly felt dizzy, Lou Xiaolou shook and stood firm, but his nose was bleeding. His right hand has been dispensing medicine in the storage bag, but the poison furnace under the old devil is perfect, and it can only be reconciled and cannot be cracked for a while.
After a few words, neither of them took advantage.
"Boy, you can do it, wait for me to come back and see how I beat you, how can I say that I am also your uncle, you are so deceived and destroyed your ancestors!"
Lou Xiaolou smiled bitterly, bowed down and said: "The teacher's fate is difficult to disobey, the seniors are not strange!"
"Call Uncle Shi!"
"I want to too, but the master won't let me!"
"Bastard, let's go!" the Five Poisons Old Devil pushed the door and left.
Lou Xiaolou said: "The seniors go slowly, and the master won't let me send it!"
The toothache of the five poisonous old demons, the god of longevity, you bastard is like this! And this little bastard, how do you do the younger generation, you don't pour tea when you enter the door, and you don't send it when you go out.
"Puff"
Lou Xiaolou didn't come and closed the door in a hurry, and the person fell to the ground weakly, the poison of the five poisonous old demons was so easy to solve, and he almost didn't poison him.
"I'll go, this old bastard doesn't know how to be merciful!"
After a full tea time, Lou Xiaolou had some strength to get up, and as soon as he got up, he hurriedly closed the door and was seen smashing the signboard.
But as soon as the door was closed, there was another knock.
Big night, fuck who, it's endless, isn't it!
When I opened the door, it was a swordsman with a sword in his hand and a mask on his face.
"Scholar, dare you fight with me!"
Lou Xiaolou was poisonous, his head was dizzy, and he didn't remember who this person was after watching it for a long time, and he said in his heart, who are you, you can't see anyone, right, and you wear a mask, which makes you look so mysterious.
"Lou Xiaolou, do you dare to fight with me fairly!" the man shouted, obviously in a hurry.
If you want to fight fairly, Lou Xiaolou smiled stupidly, and said in her heart, why don't you dare, but you have to be poisoned first.
Like me, it's only fair to see people with ghosting, and to walk like stepping on cotton.
"Who are you, you really want to fight fairly, but you have to drink two bowls of my blood first, can't you see it, I have been poisoned by the five poisonous old devils, so I ask if you dare to drink it!"
Five Poisonous Old Devils!
What kind of person is that, a well-known person in the devil's path on the rivers and lakes, I heard that he is still a fucking top powerhouse, and the poisonous fool under such a strong man only takes a bowl to drink.
Su Xiaobai thought to himself, I just want to fight fairly, since you have a strange poison in your body, then fight again another day.
Lou Xiaolou saw that the masked man turned his head and left, and hurriedly smiled: "Don't you want a fair fight, what are you going, come on, you can't die by drinking two big bowls of poisonous blood!"
Su Xiaobai doesn't care about the people behind him, I want to fight fairly, but you can't give it, I can't bully you as a poisoned person!
At the end, when there was only one back left, Lou Xiaolou remembered who this person was!"
"Su Xiaobai!"
"Hmph, you don't even want to wear a mask and face, and it's fair to me!"
"If it's fair to you, then what's the point of Wuji Zi Tianzun painting that picture, bullying people, what's fair!"
As you said, Lao Tzu has worked hard for twenty years, and finally cultivated to the Heavenly Palace King Realm, if every opponent asks me to self-proclaim to cultivate for a fair battle, then I will still cultivate a fart!
What is a master, a master is a bully who can be unreasonable!
Lou Xiaolou didn't understand this truth before, but now he understands.
Bully people, as if no one will know, and if you don't dare to fight, you will be scolded for shrinking your head.
Jianghu has never been a place to reason.
The next day, the door was like a market, but the condition of the building was very bad, and when he took the pulse of a middle-aged man, he actually took the pulse of joy, got up and looked down at the man's stomach, which was full of six jia.
I got up and shook my body, and said in my heart that this time the brand was smashed, and I gave the man a happy pulse, blame me, blame me!
As soon as I thought of this, I wanted to open my clothes and look at my chest.
The man was also very understanding, and when he saw the doctor's eyes, he actually took off his robe directly.
Lou Xiaolou looked at it, and almost fell headlong, this medicine shop is estimated to be closed today, how to catch this medicine for the man, the god of longevity medicine didn't teach!
What's more, astragalus, red dates, hawthorn, wolfberry, angelica, papaya, and medicinal materials that replenish qi and aphrodisiac are grabbed casually!
"Now, take it back to make tea and drink, and come back tomorrow!"
The middle-aged man looked puzzled, and said in his heart I came to see a doctor to buy medicine and didn't buy tea, you let me go back and make tea and drink a few meanings.
"Doctor, what kind of illness do I have, why do I want to make tea!"
"Don't ask, if you ask, this tea won't work!"
finally bluffed away the middle-aged man, and another woman came, the woman had a big transparent hole in her stomach, and she finally struggled here after taking the treasure medicine and hanging on her breath.
Lou Xiaolou looked at this injury, and said in his heart that I am too busy to take care of myself now, how can this injury be cured now.
"Girl, if you are not in a hurry to go home, if you are not in a hurry to go home, you will sleep with me for two days first, and then treat you after the poison on my body disappears!"
As soon as the girl entered the house, she lost all her strength, and she didn't have the strength to refute what Lou Xiaolou asked, although she had an opinion, she said that she would sleep for two days, anyway, as long as I, a dying person, could sleep as long as I could live, I could sleep as much as I wanted.
At this time, the girl was already more inlet and less breathless, Lou Xiaolou hurriedly administered the needle treatment, hugged the person to the inner room, and almost fainted to the ground, and finally put it on the bed After the girl stripped naked, he took the silver needle and pierced the whole body.
"Girl, you sleep in my bed for two days, and I'll come back to save you in two days!"
finally finished a busy day, and in the evening, Lou Xiaolou had to be busy with himself again, cooking a big pot of medicinal soup, jumping into it by himself, and soaking in the bucket.
Before dawn, an uninvited guest came to the house.
"Pharmacist, pharmacist, can you show me if my ghost body can still be saved?"
As he spoke, the ghost floated into the house, a little lady dressed in red.